Woman lives in man's closet for a year undetected....

[WagDatto]

Ummm... Super awkward.


TOKYO - A homeless woman who sneaked into a man's house and lived undetected in his closet for a year was arrested in Japan after he became suspicious when food mysteriously began disappearing.
Police found the 58-year-old woman Thursday hiding in the top compartment of the man's closet and arrested her for trespassing, police spokesman Hiroki Itakura from southern Kasuya town said Friday.
The resident of the home installed security cameras that transmitted images to his mobile phone after becoming puzzled by food disappearing from his kitchen over the past several months.
One of the cameras captured someone moving inside his home Thursday after he had left, and he called police believing it was a burglar. However, when they arrived they found the door locked and all windows closed.
"We searched the house ... checking everywhere someone could possibly hide," Itakura said. "When we slid open the shelf closet, there she was, nervously curled up on her side."
The woman told police she had no place to live and first sneaked into the man's house about a year ago when he left it unlocked.
She had moved a mattress into the small closet space and even took showers, Itakura said, calling the woman "neat and clean."

Source: http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080530/ap_on_re_as/japan_closet_woman

[MikeisNissan]

creepy messagelength

[k0uki]

whoa thats crazy

[CrimsonRockett]

THE GRUDGE!

:rofl:

[an_orange_s2k]

thats hella creepy....but was she hot? hahaha jk

[mRclARK1]

*Runs and checks closet*

Nope... no homeless women. Well there was one, but she was kinda fugly so I kicked her out.

Is it weird I just checked my closet? :keke:

[Fries]

LMAO grudge was the first thing I thought of! Damn japan and high tech shit. Security camera that sends photos to his cell? Wow.

[Baka Sama]

So she heard him when he would bring women over? lol

I call BS. Japanese houses are small as it is. There is no way a woman could live in that small of a closet for a whole year without him knowing. And move a mattress in?? No way, I dont believe.

[RurouniMidnight]

Thats really really weird i don't see how she could live there a year undetected either though.

[Agamemnon]

That must be one hell'va walk-in closet.

[Matej]

http://morethings.com/fan/south_park/photo_gallery/912-trapped_in_the_closet/08john_travolta_in_the_closet05.jpg

[Gnnr]

Veeerrry creepy, yess?
http://www.semgeek.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/12/03/goldmember.jpg

[status:one]

someone living in your house that you didn't even know was there... extremely creepy.

[qwikspool]

creepy
man never checked his closet

[Andrew Bohan]

i bet he was like "fuck i bet she heard me bringin home beezies now and then... and heard me singing poorly while i clean the house. such a shame!"

and then jumps in front of a train.

[lolatclint]

theres no way he didn't check that closet at least once for a WHOLE YEAR.

[ByeByeSti]

i bet he was like "fuck i bet she heard me bringin home beezies now and then... and heard me singing poorly while i clean the house. such a shame!"

and then jumps in front of a train.


hahha true true :keke:
guys in his house going to slam town while lady in the closet is all eyes watching
sooooo wackk haha

[rossfashow]

she totally saw him jacking off and watching porn in his freetime lol

[O3DigitalBath]

damn didn't see this thead when I posted the same story from another source....

shit is so awsome, eatting is food and taking showers, he didn't know the whole time.

[gabe30]

how random.

the woman just happen to find an unlocked door and settled in the place?

[CrashQueen]

hahaha i read this story yesterday and seriously how the FUCK is that possible? Could she really have been silent as a mouse for a whole damn year? What does she do when she's feeling horny?


when he jacks off she's probably up in that closet listening, playing with herself too. hahah.

actually it would be great if the cameras caught her masturbating or walking around the house naked instead of stealing food.

guy sees vids and is willing to let her live in his house as a sex slave.



haha.

[Baka Sama]

^Shes 58. That would be beyond sick.

[SW20Racer]

http://tn3-1.deviantart.com/fs24/300W/i/2008/002/2/9/Hobo_Ninja_by_sleepyartisan31.jpg

[Andrew Bohan]

what did she do when she had to pee but he was around?


what if she got sick and sneezed.
dude'd be like HOLY SHIT WTF WAS THAT

and good thing it was in japan or he might have gotten his shotty out.

[SW20Racer]

what did she do when she had to pee but he was around?


what if she got sick and sneezed.
dude'd be like HOLY SHIT WTF WAS THAT

and good thing it was in japan or he might have gotten his shotty out.

why would she get sick? she never went outside, and she had access to all his meds/vitamins...

[CrashQueen]

ya never know, this did take place in Japan.

and even if her pussy's broken, her mouth should still work. :keke:





^Shes 58. That would be beyond sick.

[LeftNutOfGowd]

ya never know, this did take place in Japan.

and even if her pussy's broken, her mouth should still work. :keke:

She does have a point :keke:

[redtop91]

creepy messagelength


:tweak: I'm thinking the same thing. LOL @ messagelength.

[eastcoastS14]

what did she do when she had to pee but he was around?


what if she got sick and sneezed.
dude'd be like HOLY SHIT WTF WAS THAT

and good thing it was in japan or he might have gotten his shotty out.


hahah thats all i could think reading this...thats crazy tho...but i do feel bad for her

edit: I always thought the past tense of sneak was snuck....not sneaked...idk

[kyoru]

man that is seriously creepy

[fliprayzin240sx]

I found this girl in my closet...
http://tokyology.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/278.jpg

Needless to say, I put a lock on the door...

[The_Reaper]

hahahaha tom cruise wont come out of the closet. he's in my closet and wont come out

[Bubbles]

This reminds me of Seinfeld.


Mmmmm Seinfeld.

[illvialuver]

some people live there whole life in the closet.
hahahhah, but on the real thats creepy.

reminds me of the time I snuck into my x girlfriends room and almost got caught and had to sit in the bottom of her closet for 3 hours cause her parents decided to talk to her for a long ass time. damn that shit was weak.

and for all the wiseguys that is the only time I spent in the closet.

[illvialuver]

hahaha i read this story yesterday and seriously how the FUCK is that possible? Could she really have been silent as a mouse for a whole damn year? What does she do when she's feeling horny?


when he jacks off she's probably up in that closet listening, playing with herself too. hahah.

actually it would be great if the cameras caught her masturbating or walking around the house naked instead of stealing food.

guy sees vids and is willing to let her live in his house as a sex slave.



haha.


free living and sex slave. oh wouldnt that make her his wife?

[CrashQueen]

whaaaaaaaaaa? who negative rep'd me for my comment?


degrade women?

BTW i'm a fucking female! haha

it was a joke.



<----see my avatar? that's me. lol

[silpena]

waa no evil moneky in the closet???(family guy)

[murderrsirenss]

hahahaha
this is so funny

[Gnnr]

I'm thinking it probably wasn't his main closet (for clothes) possibly some secondary storage closet in the house...

[touge monster]

damn... a year?

[k's_silvia2.0]

Shes a Ninja!!!

[oscarsx]

japan.. ah! so many stories..

http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l98/oscarsx/bbaac3e3e8.jpg

[azndoc]

I have a big closet, but I always clear the room and closet when I get home.

Make sure there's no one else there.

Paranoid much?

Yes.

[Farzam]

She coulda just fucked for rent, but hey

[jskateborders]

some people live there whole life in the closet.
hahahhah, but on the real thats creepy.

reminds me of the time I snuck into my x girlfriends room and almost got caught and had to sit in the bottom of her closet for 3 hours cause her parents decided to talk to her for a long ass time. damn that shit was weak.

and for all the wiseguys that is the only time I spent in the closet.
So your out now right?

I have a big closet, but I always clear the room and closet when I get home.

Make sure there's no one else there.

Paranoid much?

Yes.
Or maybe just hoping youll find a japanese chick in your closet?

[powersteeringless180sx]

waa no evil moneky in the closet???(family guy)

http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:Zx5nvXcPK9xdcM:http://www.sleazyb.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/10/evil_monkey.jpg (http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.sleazyb.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/10/evil_monkey.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.sleazyb.com/%3Fcat%3D10&h=300&w=400&sz=84&hl=en&start=17&tbnid=Zx5nvXcPK9xdcM:&tbnh=93&tbnw=124&prev=/images%3Fq%3Devil%2Bmonkey%2Bfamily%26gbv%3D2%26hl %3Den)

haha...

Yea video camera's that sent images to my phone? I wish I had that kinda security for my car in Socal.

[stiizy]

I found this girl in my closet...
http://tokyology.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/278.jpg

Needless to say, I put a lock on the door...

Shit let me find a hotty like this in my closet i might have to move in there with her:boink::boink:

No but back on topic she has to be criminal of the year to live in his house for a year with him in it not knowing...i wonder if she used to watch him and shit?? like showering,, fucking ,, beating off :rofl::rofl::rofl:

[kaotic]

That is creepy....

[300hp owen]

hells yeah !

I have always had a woman or two in my closet in a zipper mask that nobody has ever detected.

oh wait, thats not what you were talking about.
uh, never mind!


lol.


yeah fliprayzin240sx you got the right idea! YOWSAHHHHH! ;)