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Anto
05-12-2008, 04:59 PM
http://www.news.com.au/common/imagedata/0,,5973141,00.jpg


A SOUTH Australian father and daughter have revealed they are a couple, and have had a child together.

John and Jenny Deaves reunited 30 years after Mr Deaves separated from Jenny's mother.

Jenny was 31 and just two weeks after meeting, father and daughter had sex.

"John and I are in this relationship as consenting adults," Mrs Deaves told the Nine Network's 60 Minutes tonight. (http://sixtyminutes.ninemsn.com.au/article.aspx?id=441583)

"We are just asking for a little bit of respect and understanding."

Their nine-month-old daughter Celeste, shown on TV, appears fit and healthy.

Mrs Deaves said soon after reuniting with her father she began to see him as a man first and her father second.

"I was looking at him, sort of going, oh, he's not too bad," she said.

"Like you might look at a man across the bar at a nightclub."

Mrs Deaves brought two children, Samantha and Alex, into the relationship after splitting from her former partner.

Mr Deaves admitted that he "initially" thought having sex with his daughter was wrong.

"Emotions take over, as people no doubt realise, there are times during your life where emotions do rule the heart, it rules the head," he said.

"I knew it was illegal, of course I knew it was illegal but you know, so what."

Mrs Deaves said the physical relationship with her father was like "a sexual relationship with any other man".

For Mr Deaves the sexual relationship was "absolutely fantastic".

A South Australian police media spokesman said "the couple is being monitored".

OG link:http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,23494958-29277,00.html


WHAT THE FUCK

THAT SHIT IS NASTY

Thursday
05-12-2008, 05:09 PM
AWWESOME





i would NOT fuck that bitch.

but for dude, its like "Chyeahhhh i beat that shit"

1337
05-12-2008, 05:11 PM
incest is WINcest!!

nrg
05-12-2008, 05:13 PM
you'll be surprised how common this is.
so the kid is going to call him dad or grandfather?

98s14inaz
05-12-2008, 05:15 PM
Disgusting, I'm sick and tired of people trying to justify immorality.

muddafakka
05-12-2008, 05:18 PM
As each day goes by I lose faith in civilization more and more.

Fucking people.

ESmorz
05-12-2008, 05:20 PM
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y36/AvrilH8er13/woah.jpg

all show no go
05-12-2008, 05:21 PM
As each day goes by I lose faith in civilization more and more.

Fucking people.


:werd: i couldnt agree more.. this world is going down the potty fast.

DUFFM4N
05-12-2008, 05:24 PM
^^i see the family resemblance

pr0ject TRUENO
05-12-2008, 05:24 PM
Not as bad as that family in Austria

worangejuice
05-12-2008, 05:34 PM
"Who's your Daddy!!!!Who's your Daddy!!!!"hahahahahahhaa

FRpilot
05-12-2008, 05:53 PM
you'll be surprised how common this is.



i agree. i wasn't so surprised after reading this article. it's like its not even a big deal anymore. lol.

everyones sounds so surprised to hear this news, but after the reports of the man who locked his daughter in the basement for 20 yrs and fathered 7 children with her, and that other old fart who fucked his daughter for 8 yrs in the basement. and all the young female teachers sexing up 14 yr old boys, this seems like another common event in the news nowadays. sort of like how car chases amuses the rest of the world, but friends in socal tell me its an everyday occurrence and no big deal.

although i find it quite wrong and weird in this article, how the dad said he felt weird knowing he was fucking his daughter. but he still did it anyone because he was listening to his head down there.. and how the daughter said, he's just another guy, like i dont feel like he's my father makes me think she's slutty. she's probably a nympho and suduced her father. i can see how they haven't met each other before after 20 yrs and just meeting as if they are new people, but the fact that you know that you are father/daughter, should already tell you no thats disguisting.

Pank
05-12-2008, 06:04 PM
This will be on TBS as a "special made for TV movie" in under 1 month, I guarantee it

HyperTek
05-12-2008, 06:04 PM
Who knows, it coulda been like that Korean movie Old Boy... dude is away for a long time left his daugther.. met with her under unknowing stances, grew emotions and love for her since he aint had none in years.. then finds out she was is daugther..

florante rea
05-12-2008, 06:07 PM
some sick ppl in this world, they need to be locked up. shit, atleast they don't have a one eyed kid.

an_orange_s2k
05-12-2008, 06:11 PM
damn thats gross.....and shes fat

HyperTek
05-12-2008, 06:17 PM
who cares if shes fat.. would you perfer she be a hotass chick ? lol

allntrlundrgrnd
05-12-2008, 06:18 PM
fuck the parents. period. i just hope the baby doesnt develop any mental problems later on.



god thats gross

Tops*
05-12-2008, 06:23 PM
Duuude...

DUUUUUUDE...

"We are just asking for a little bit of respect and understanding."

NO!

So, that's like me having sex with...then having...

OH WHAT THE FUCK!

Bobafreak
05-12-2008, 06:23 PM
Telling you the world is going down under.

!Zar!
05-12-2008, 07:17 PM
Isn't this a repost?

Because I've known about this for a while.

cxlo8331
05-12-2008, 07:25 PM
wow! that's fucked up.

just cause it's common...

don't make it right.

azndoc
05-12-2008, 07:26 PM
Isn't this a repost?

Because I've known about this for a while.

It was on ZT.

That's prolly why.

Anto
05-12-2008, 07:33 PM
difference is she consented to it which makes it nastier. ugh

FRpilot
05-12-2008, 08:04 PM
difference is she consented to it which makes it nastier. ugh

yep horny hoe bag

MikeisNissan
05-12-2008, 08:22 PM
Got damn weird people.

gabe30
05-12-2008, 09:02 PM
fuck the parents

thats what she did......


damn.. "desperation calls for extreme measures" i suppose

spoolandslide
05-12-2008, 09:05 PM
what the fuck is our world coming to

any sane person would find that situation a nightmare, just look at the picture again.

!Zar!
05-12-2008, 09:07 PM
It was on ZT.

That's prolly why.

Yeah, you're right.

Damn. My memory is like that of a domesticated wombat.

HyperTek
05-12-2008, 09:08 PM
so her daugther/sister lmao

gabe30
05-12-2008, 09:08 PM
LOL she gave birth to her sister..

Andrew Bohan
05-12-2008, 09:41 PM
i guess they have a nondeterministic family tree


you get it if you know automata

murda-c
05-12-2008, 09:45 PM
i guess they have a nondeterministic family tree


you get it if you know automata

i just looked it up and i must say you are a dork.

but now i have to go do more research on automata because it interests me, thanks alot.

infinitexsound
05-12-2008, 09:46 PM
dogs kinda do it all the time.... LOL people can be crazy too

Andrew Bohan
05-12-2008, 09:47 PM
it was one of my favorite classes :bow:

azndummie
05-12-2008, 09:58 PM
what a wreck...

cxlo8331
05-12-2008, 10:09 PM
i can hear it now...


"i may be your sister, but i'm still your mom!"

!Zar!
05-12-2008, 10:14 PM
So... does that mean the new born isn't off limits to the dad?

WilloW
05-12-2008, 10:24 PM
so her daugther/sister lmao
Ah fuck, this shit is just wrong. Imagine when the kid is all grown up and she asks about her grand parents. How the hell are they going to answer that?

drift freaq
05-12-2008, 10:43 PM
Lack of ethics? Lack of morality? Ends justifies the means? British Royalty? hahahhahaha

blasting_speed
05-12-2008, 10:49 PM
That dumb kid is going to have such a hard time at school. Damn, i bet they can keep it a secret though.

illvialuver
05-12-2008, 10:54 PM
i almost feel bad about saying this, but I would only find this gross if i could tell the difference between the father and daughter but since they are both ugly as fuck, i really don't care, plus that shit is in austrailia. don't really care. I bet there is more of this than you know of, just the people who do it don't live in places where there are tv and news channels.

TiNMAN
05-12-2008, 11:11 PM
F'in weirt ass people

an_orange_s2k
05-12-2008, 11:14 PM
Originally Posted by HyperTek http://www.zilvia.net/f/images/buttons/viewpost.gif (http://www.zilvia.net/f/showthread.php?p=2034170#post2034170)
so her daugther/sister lmao


this kids gonna have a terrible childhood once people find out...elementary school kids are mean as hell

DRavenS13
05-12-2008, 11:20 PM
Like I always say, to each their own. They can't think past themselves and their uninhibited nature, but life will come back to bite them in the ass when that kid hates them for the torture she's gonna go through.

The only problem I have with this kinda thing is the selfishness that comes with it. Think past yourself and what you want, and think about what you're doing is gonna do to your kid. If you wanna f*** your daughter/dad, then that's your business. Don't drag a kid into your mess.

norcal_black240
05-12-2008, 11:40 PM
This is so wrong and that kid is gonna have a hell of a time growing up. Seriously wtf is wrong with people out there.

Future240
05-13-2008, 12:12 AM
you'll be surprised how common this is.

I'm surprised, I heard about the sickco who locked his daughther in the basment for 17 years but I thought incest was somethin for jerry springer typish people and alabama. It always pisses me off to see people fuck up a kid's life jus cuz they did some something dumb.

thatdrifterguy
05-13-2008, 12:17 AM
"I knew it was illegal, of course I knew it was illegal but you know, so what."

words of a true man:bowrofl:

1337
05-13-2008, 12:18 AM
but they look happy, and baby is healthy.
let's not judge :(

i'd rather talk shit about shitty parents
who don't know how to raise children.

TiNMAN
05-13-2008, 12:35 AM
^oooo the irony.

1337
05-13-2008, 12:43 AM
yeah it's fucking disgusting...

but, FUCK.

what do you expect from
people that look like that!

!Zar!
05-13-2008, 12:46 AM
Australia is Fail. Nothing new.

/thread.

fliprayzin240sx
05-13-2008, 12:48 AM
See if they didnt know, i think thats excusable, but its consented and theyre both aware of their situation.

2ilvia
05-13-2008, 12:49 AM
but they look happy, and baby is healthy.
let's not judge :(

would you get down with your pop? :tweak:

if my parents... i would probably push them off a cliff

ESmorz
05-13-2008, 12:54 AM
Australia is Fail. Nothing new.

/thread.


http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y36/AvrilH8er13/woah2.jpg

TiNMAN
05-13-2008, 01:17 AM
http://i27.tinypic.com/xgjnsm.jpg

gabe30
05-13-2008, 01:21 AM
im quite sure he did an excellent job raising his children. so good that he was able to fuck them...




man on a side note: they are one ass ugly couple. i wonder if that kid is going to look like the father.

HyperTek
05-13-2008, 01:31 AM
Poor kid, im not sure how it is in Australia, but that kid would easily be setup to be teased/made fun of as a kid for coming from a home like that. Not really a healthy background for any child to come from. No child deserves that home.

Are they married? If this happened in teh US, there clearly woulda been some red flags popping up at the hospital when giving birth..

touge monster
05-13-2008, 01:40 AM
but, FUCK.

what do you expect from
people that look like that!

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

Vision Garage
05-13-2008, 02:34 AM
Is it me or are most of these stories from Austrailia or of british decent?

hitman
05-13-2008, 03:26 AM
electra complex

Quail
05-13-2008, 05:12 AM
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y36/AvrilH8er13/woah.jpg

:keke::keke: +1

British Royalty?

Hey hey hey! Dont drag us into your crazy American Incenstry :p (real word?)

just1pepsi
05-13-2008, 05:32 AM
weird.. they are all going to look alike. Feel bad for the kid though, thats going to be a rough life knowing your mom is your sister and your dad is your grandpa.

Antihero983
05-13-2008, 06:55 AM
lol theyre both fucking busted as shit!

he must've felt like he was fucking his reflection!

shmiddy
05-13-2008, 07:21 AM
damn he's good..... after 2 weeks he was smashing.....

legacy927
05-13-2008, 07:42 AM
freakin gross!!!!

DALAZ_68
05-13-2008, 11:43 AM
thats his Grand-Daughter....get it...lol :keke:

!Zar!
05-13-2008, 12:50 PM
Once the baby turns 13, he's going to go at that too.

Start some incest record!

status:one
05-13-2008, 01:34 PM
Read this awhile back... still disgusts me.

bardabe
05-13-2008, 04:57 PM
"so my sister's my mommy? and my Daddy is my Grandpa?" that must suck

90hatchie
05-13-2008, 05:51 PM
ewwwww thats nassstyyyy

shinhed
05-13-2008, 06:18 PM
Video or it didn't happen:squintd:

eastcoastS14
05-13-2008, 06:32 PM
"well at first I wasnt gonna fuck my daughter......but then I was like eh why not......I mean cmon....cmon............cmon"

sometimes you gotta realise that some shit is just wrong....

1. why would you put the health of your potential offspring in jeopardy like that? At least wrap it up dude.....

2. how are you gonna explain that to the kid......or anyone else

3. wtf.....seriously


is anything taboo in this world anymore?

98s14inaz
05-13-2008, 07:00 PM
Once the baby turns 13, he's going to go at that too.

Start some incest record!

Redneck hat trick?

Mother, daughter, granddaughter :rofl: :hahano:

status:one
05-13-2008, 07:59 PM
"well at first I wasnt gonna fuck my daughter......but then I was like eh why not......I mean cmon....cmon............cmon"

sometimes you gotta realise that some shit is just wrong....

1. why would you put the health of your potential offspring in jeopardy like that? At least wrap it up dude.....

2. how are you gonna explain that to the kid......or anyone else

3. wtf.....seriously


is anything taboo in this world anymore?

I agree. I think it's extremely selfish on both of their parts for not thinking about how this would effect the kid.

theicecreamdan
05-13-2008, 09:11 PM
Disgusting, I'm sick and tired of people trying to justify immorality.

Is it really any different than trying to justify your morality?

I don't agree with this, I think its nasty, but whatever.

TiNMAN
05-13-2008, 09:15 PM
i was watchin the history channel last night and it was about ancient eqyptian civilization. back then incest was a way to keep the royal blood pure. :hsdance: reminded me of this thread before falling asleep.

dirtdiggler666
05-13-2008, 09:20 PM
all i got to say is fuck them

and poor kid

lolatclint
05-13-2008, 09:31 PM
"Who's your Daddy!!!!Who's your Daddy!!!!"hahahahahahhaa

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 HAHAHA THIS GUY LOL!. anyways.. man this is freaking nasty. someone force to put the baby up for adoption before she knows what her "parents/grandparents" have done.

AFSil80
05-13-2008, 09:47 PM
Not as bad as that family in Austria

Shit, family is the last word I'd use for that scenario.

Circus....mental ward...failed experiment....

TiNMAN
05-13-2008, 09:58 PM
r o y a l t y

drift freaq
05-13-2008, 10:12 PM
:keke::keke: +1



Hey hey hey! Dont drag us into your crazy American Incenstry :p (real word?)

Huh what? The're Aussies lol Not Americans. I am also besides being 1/2 Italian descent, 1/4 upper clash British and 1/4 Scottish Royalty, ya I know half my body is fighting with itself.
P.S. You know the Royal family has married cousins and whatnot its history. lol

TiNMAN
05-13-2008, 10:15 PM
e x a c t l y

sillyvia13
05-13-2008, 10:19 PM
So... does that mean the new born isn't off limits to the dad?


LMFAO!
I guess not!

Dad, I mean grandpa!,. mom, sis, fuck I am lost...:love: lets play house!

does she look like dads side or moms side...lol...

98s14inaz
05-13-2008, 10:22 PM
Is it really any different than trying to justify your morality?

I don't agree with this, I think its nasty, but whatever.

Actually I've changed my "morality" to fit the world's standards quite a bit over the years. I could care less if you're gay or like fucking grapefruits. It's your life and if that makes you happy so be it. However, I believe there are some taboo's you just don't touch.

Fucking relatives = NO
Fucking children = NO
Fucking animals = NO

I apologize for trying to justify my morality. I am by no means trying to cock block you.

infinitexsound
05-13-2008, 10:58 PM
remember that episode on the x-files when they come across that incest family living in the boonies.. when the 3 brothers run a train on the no limb mother.....

that was one hell of an episode..

sunnys14
05-13-2008, 11:33 PM
I wonder how many times he hit that shit to get her pregnant?

TiNMAN
05-14-2008, 01:14 AM
prolly just once. shes looks mighty fertile.

Smurf_240SX
05-14-2008, 01:55 AM
Feel bad for the kid, elementary school projects. FAMILY TREE!!!

Andrew Bohan
05-14-2008, 02:02 AM
when he brings his parents in

"wow you look old enough to be her father"
"well, you see...what happened was..."

jdm538girl
05-14-2008, 02:12 AM
poor baby she will be tormented for the rest of her life.

DohcKA
05-14-2008, 02:36 AM
haha he was on it...

98s14inaz
05-14-2008, 07:04 AM
Feel bad for the kid, elementary school projects. FAMILY TREE!!!

That should be amusing, one branch with a tire swing.

diomedes
05-14-2008, 10:07 AM
Not as bad as that family in Austria

These people are from Australia too!!

just1pepsi
05-14-2008, 10:10 AM
Australia and Austria are two seperate soverign nations. - or maybe I misunderstood your post?

powersteeringless180sx
05-14-2008, 12:13 PM
i was watchin the history channel last night and it was about ancient eqyptian civilization. back then incest was a way to keep the royal blood pure. :hsdance: reminded me of this thread before falling asleep.

maybe they wanted to keep the ugly blood pure to secure fuglyness for generations to come....


ehh... made me sick to my stomach when i read about it.

Andrew Bohan
05-14-2008, 12:38 PM
or maybe they knew no one else would fuck them?


"looks like it's just you and me, kiddo!"

TiNMAN
05-14-2008, 01:56 PM
h a h a

soreballz
05-14-2008, 03:00 PM
Australia is Fail. Nothing new.

/thread.
w3rd.

I mean, c'mon, it started off as a prison colony for the British empire. What the fuck do you expect? lol

ESmorz
05-14-2008, 03:48 PM
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y36/AvrilH8er13/woahorig.jpg

Andrew Bohan
05-14-2008, 03:49 PM
BARF

yeeeecch

DrFtKiNg240sxy
05-14-2008, 10:05 PM
incest is WINcest!!

might be a little late but..

I think im your "brother"..:p

mRclARK1
05-14-2008, 10:08 PM
Best thing for that child? If it's young enough (I just skimmed the thread) ...Adoption and it never finds out. EVER!

infinitexsound
05-15-2008, 12:08 AM
its like the skittles commercial, taste the rainbow.....

thats one ugly photoshop btw.

Sil80Dreams
05-15-2008, 01:00 AM
AWWESOME





i would NOT fuck that bitch.

but for dude, its like "Chyeahhhh i beat that shit"

That's the funniest shit I've seen all day hahahahahahahahahaha

gabe30
05-15-2008, 01:10 AM
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y36/AvrilH8er13/woahorig.jpg

this is the best thing since plan b

teamtoken
08-06-2008, 06:45 AM
lol @ some of the comments

yeah, i remember seeing this shit on tv (im from aus) and it ended in public outcry. it was royally fucked up, but alas, im sure a lot of it happens in the states, especially with those rednecks i keep hearing about?

w3rd.

I mean, c'mon, it started off as a prison colony for the British empire. What the fuck do you expect? lol

and america was started by a bunch of ppl who wore funny hats and thought that having sex and playing card games was wrong

Mtndrifter14
08-06-2008, 10:47 AM
and america was started by a bunch of ppl who wore funny hats and thought that having sex and playing card games was wrong

Lmao

This thread is full of WIN.

PRADOgy
08-06-2008, 11:32 AM
hahaha..... that shit gave me a good laugh

SexPanda
08-06-2008, 11:34 AM
Originally Posted by FRpilot
...and all the young female teachers sexing up 14 yr old boys...

wait whats wrong with that again?

but incest... eww. Two ugly people fucking is 1 thing, two ugly RELATED people fucking, thats too much.

jskateborders
08-06-2008, 12:14 PM
Disgusting, I'm sick and tired of people trying to justify immorality.

+1. Are you fucking serious. Of all the millions of people in the world bitch, you had to fuck your father?
And to the old man... she is the fruit of your loins. You cant fuck your own fruit.
On a lighter note, I wonder if he was all like "whos your daddy bitch"

illvialuver
08-06-2008, 09:55 PM
did not even read the thread or look at the pictures but i am goign to say this" fuckin white people" lol. i know alot of people where thinking it.

ESmorz
08-06-2008, 10:01 PM
and america was started by a bunch of ppl who wore funny hats and thought that having sex and playing card games was wrong

That's some good ol fashioned Australian sass.

You just don't really get sass like that anymore.

:bowrofl:

!Zar!
08-06-2008, 10:07 PM
lol @ some of the comments

yeah, i remember seeing this shit on tv (im from aus) and it ended in public outcry. it was royally fucked up, but alas, im sure a lot of it happens in the states, especially with those rednecks i keep hearing about?



and america was started by a bunch of ppl who wore funny hats and thought that having sex and playing card games was wrong


You're from Fail. So you automatically suck.

jbuckley
08-06-2008, 11:33 PM
so...
i got a question

when she was in labor , and the doctors asked him if he was her father , or the father of the baby..

what does he say?

teamtoken
08-06-2008, 11:38 PM
You're from Fail. So you automatically suck.

i guess thats pretty funny, but not nearly as funny as your face

ESmorz
08-06-2008, 11:40 PM
i guess thats pretty funny, but not nearly as funny as your face

Ah definitely not a worthy follow-up.

Definitely not.

HyperTek
08-06-2008, 11:42 PM
did not even read the thread or look at the pictures but i am goign to say this" fuckin white people" lol. i know alot of people where thinking it.

im not white but man thats pretty messed up to say that, but made me laugh lol haha. But those people are not "white" they are of a different part of the world

steve_o1989
08-06-2008, 11:44 PM
i guess thats pretty funny, but not nearly as funny as your face


OOOOOOOOoooohhhh ZING. It's on now !Zar!. Them are fightin' words.




This thread belongs on Jerry Springer.

teamtoken
08-06-2008, 11:47 PM
im not white but man thats pretty messed up to say that, but made me laugh lol haha. But those people are not "white" they are of a different part of the world


most australians have the same roots as most white americans, english/irish/scottish

sure, its certainly fucked up, but its the first "publicized" story of it happening here in australia.

hell, at least its better then mogadishu

Ah definitely not a worthy follow-up.

Definitely not.

http://mail.flat3.org/b3ta/bandwagon.jpg

Bubbles
08-07-2008, 12:06 AM
Australia is worse than Canada.

Unforgivable.

SexPanda
08-07-2008, 12:34 AM
Wait... What am I missing? whats wrong with australia. They have dingos and kangaroos and koalas... Last time I checked those were pretty popular animals at the zoo.

They also have uh...

uh....

uh................................................ .................

A cool opera house?

!Zar!
08-07-2008, 01:06 AM
i guess thats pretty funny, but not nearly as funny as your face
Not nearly as funny as your Mom's face.
Australia is worse than Canada.

Unforgivable.

Australia is more fail than Florida.

And that is almost impossible.

carsarecool
08-07-2008, 01:30 AM
^lol

Florida is only outdone by Australia followed by the new rice coming out of Saudi.

sxe
08-07-2008, 01:46 AM
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y36/AvrilH8er13/woahorig.jpg

i laughed so hard when i seen this, i called several people to look at this...

if i didnt max out rep for 2day id give u +1...

as far as Australia = FAIL..

i agree but its a total controversy..

women out number men 3-1

but how many are inbreed?

fuck it Australia = EPIC FAIL!! note to self. dont go to Australia!!

teamtoken
08-07-2008, 02:04 AM
i laughed so hard when i seen this, i called several people to look at this...

if i didnt max out rep for 2day id give u +1...

as far as Australia = FAIL..

i agree but its a total controversy..

women out number men 3-1

but how many are inbreed?

fuck it Australia = EPIC FAIL!! note to self. dont go to Australia!!

your absolutely right man, australia is the WORST country in the world, only slightly better then sierra leone or iraq (woops, forget i mentioned that last one)

i mean, it only has the third highest human development index in the world (USA is 12th) and has been voted one of the safest places to live in the world.

buts its terrible really. like most people here fornicate with their offspring by at the most, age 12, and they have children with fetus's hanging of theyre heads. then they have babies which have fetus's on theyre heads and on the head of that fetus is another fetus, and that just continues down the generations until it morphs into some sub-species (see steve irwin - crocodile man)

sxe
08-07-2008, 02:19 AM
your absolutely right man, australia is the WORST country in the world, only slightly better then sierra leone or iraq (woops, forget i mentioned that last one)

i mean, it only has the third highest human development index in the world (USA is 12th) and has been voted one of the safest places to live in the world.

buts its terrible really. like most people here fornicate with their offspring by at the most, age 12, and they have children with fetus's hanging of theyre heads. then they have babies which have fetus's on theyre heads and on the head of that fetus is another fetus, and that just continues down the generations until it morphs into some sub-species (see steve irwin - crocodile man)

yea, those fetus's are outa control mate.

so when do u plan on having those fetus's on your forehead removed?

i have sympathy for ya man. fetus are no joke.

and as far as Steve Irwin goes.

R.I.P. he was one of the few without that fetus defect.

and USA being in 12th place isn't bad..

we dont breed like rabbits in china. we dont need a population control.
and certainly aren't inbreed like the Australians apparently.

you FAIL. along with Australia.

only cool thing that came out of Australia is the boomerang..

NUFF SAID. me 1. wierd Australian 0.

teamtoken
08-07-2008, 02:48 AM
yea, those fetus's are outa control mate.

so when do u plan on having those fetus's on your forehead removed?

i have sympathy for ya man. fetus are no joke.

and as far as Steve Irwin goes.

R.I.P. he was one of the few without that fetus defect.

and USA being in 12th place isn't bad..

we dont breed like rabbits in china. we dont need a population control.
and certainly aren't inbreed like the Australians apparently.

you FAIL. along with Australia.

only cool thing that came out of Australia is the boomerang..

NUFF SAID. me 1. wierd Australian 0.


ohhhhh, that cut me deep :keke:

i guess im no match for american e-warriors

ill admit, you guys are good at what you do

but im not here to argue. the point of this thread is that australia is COMPLETELY full of inbreds and is a total failboat

sxe
08-07-2008, 03:33 AM
ohhhhh, that cut me deep :keke:

i guess im no match for american e-warriors

ill admit, you guys are good at what you do

but im not here to argue. the point of this thread is that australia is COMPLETELY full of inbreds and is a total failboat

not only am i an American E-warrior.

but in real life ill throw a boomerang right into your teeth..

and im glad your finally coming around to see the true origins of Australia.

"Britin once took a bunch of economically failed prisoners on the FAILBOAT to a large island daubed "Australia" AKA FAIL LARGE FUCKIN ISLAND.. :cj:

ME 2, weird Australia-0

did u know in 1909 the Australians invented the "IMPROVED SHEEP SHEARS"?

LOL and latex gloves. you criminal minded people you!!

teamtoken
08-07-2008, 03:37 AM
not only am i an American E-warrior.

but in real life ill throw a boomerang right into your teeth..

and im glad your finally coming around to see the true origins of Australia.

"Britin once took a bunch of economically failed prisoners on the FAILBOAT to a large island daubed "Australia" AKA FAIL LARGE FUCKIN ISLAND.. :cj:

ME 2, weird Australia-0

did u know in 1909 the Australians invented the "IMPROVED SHEEP SHEARS"?

SHEEEETT, this muhhfugah just found the caps button. next thing he'll learn is that sitting behind a computer all day and flexing his e-muscles isnt a career

highwaystar22
08-07-2008, 09:10 AM
Australia is more fail than Florida.

And that is almost impossible.

There's no need to bring FL into this. We don't inbreed here, you're thinking Alabama and Mississippi.







Secretly I'm just glad someone knows FL doesn't rank #1 for the fail. At least someone is higher than us. I would go 1.AUS 2. CAN 3. FL

240trainee
08-07-2008, 09:19 AM
God this is hilarious.

and teamtoken, just STFU, lol, you are e-thuggin just as much as anyone else.