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SimpleS14
05-12-2008, 11:53 AM
A 13 year old from Texas who stole his Dad's credit card and ordered two hookers from an escort agency, has today been convicted of fraud and given a three year community order.

Ralph Hardy, a 13 year old from Newark, Texas confessed to ordering an extra credit card from his father's existing credit card company, and took his friends on a $30,000 spending spree, culminating in playing "Halo" on an Xbox with a couple of hookers in a Texas motel.

The credit card company involved said it was regular practice to send extra credit cards out as long as all security questions are answered.

The escort girls who were released without charge, told the arresting officers something was up when the kids said they would rather play Xbox than get down to business.

Police said they were alerted to the motel by a concerned delivery clerk, whom after delivering supplies of Dr Pepper, Fritos and Oreos had been asked by the kids where they could score some chicks and were willing to pay. They explained they had just made a big score at a "World of Warcraft" tournament and wanted to get some relaxation. On noting the boys age the delivery clerk informed the authorities.

When police arrived at the motel they found $3,000 in cash, numerous electronic gadgets, an Xbox video console with numerous games, and the two local escort girls.

Ralph had reportedly told police that his father wouldn't mind, as it was his birthday last week and he had forgot to get him a present. The father, a lawyer said he had been too busy, but would take him on a surprise trip to Disneyland instead.

Asked why he ordered two escorts, Ralph said he thought it was the thing to do when you win a "World of Warcraft" tournament. They told the suspicious working girls they were people of restricted growth working with a traveling circus, and as State law does not allow those with disabilities to be discriminated against they had no right to refuse them.

The $1,000 a night girls sensing something up played "Halo" on the Xbox with the kids, instead of selling their sexual services.

Ralph's ambition is to one day become a politician.

http://www.money.co.uk/article/1000390-13-year-old-steals-dads-credit-card-to-buy-hookers.htm

The last sentence is just priceless. :rofl:

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LB.Motoring
05-12-2008, 11:56 AM
Lol, thats great.

hey told the suspicious Hookers they were people of restricted growth working with a traveling circus



Suspicious Hookers?

Is there such a thing?


No. wtf, they became in the business by not being suspicious.

exitspeed
05-12-2008, 11:58 AM
That kid is awesome. He almost has his head in the right spot.

But he should have his ass beat.

His dad sounds like a douche that doesn't discipline his kid.

nismo-joe
05-12-2008, 12:01 PM
I havn't heard anything about a couple of 13year kids winning any tourniments in wow.... lol stupid kids these days, daddy needs to take that kid over his knee and paddle away. stealing 30 grand from your dad, thats almost as bad as the other thread with the kid butt raping his mom.

all show no go
05-12-2008, 12:02 PM
man i cant believe the stunts some kids are doing these days haha this one ordering some escorts and not too long ago some 7 year old stealing his grandmothers truck and joyriding with his buddy smoking cigs! wow this is wild.

Mi Beardo es Loco
05-12-2008, 12:08 PM
best line EVER

and took his friends on a $30,000 spending spree, culminating in playing "Halo" on an Xbox with a couple of hookers in a Texas motel.

YoungGun
05-12-2008, 12:57 PM
HAHAHA, that kid is my hero.

MaD1337M3DRiV3r
05-12-2008, 01:07 PM
its funny how everyone pretends that they didnt know he was 13, and which 13 y/o has a credit card?!

Either way that sounds like a shitload of fun, smart kid too... at least he didnt end up with a STD

LeftNutOfGowd
05-12-2008, 01:09 PM
Damn i used to steal my dads pornos but this guys taking credit cards lol. AND he buys escourts aka hookers lol he has some balls to bad he would have more fun playing halo then a women. KIDS THESES DAYS

pink godzila
05-12-2008, 01:15 PM
"The $1,000 a night girls sensing something up played "Halo" on the Xbox with the kids, instead of selling their sexual services."


Most funny news~~~

origin_s135
05-12-2008, 01:26 PM
they should post the kid's gamertag. lol.

luckyslide16
05-12-2008, 01:32 PM
I heard this on the radio this morning and was dieing laughing.

"whom after delivering supplies of Dr Pepper, Fritos and Oreos had been asked by the kids where they could score some chicks and were willing to pay"

Priceless absolutely priceless!

Flipzide
05-12-2008, 01:35 PM
Halo and escorts... no better way to play :D

Bubbles
05-12-2008, 01:39 PM
'Ralph's ambition is to one day become a politician.'

I think this kid is onto something.

strongbads240
05-12-2008, 01:43 PM
'Ralph's ambition is to one day become a politician.'

I think this kid is onto something.


hhah no kidding

ESmorz
05-12-2008, 01:45 PM
http://www.zilvia.net/f/showthread.php?t=191875

240trainee
05-12-2008, 02:04 PM
Props to those kids.

Great story.

O3DigitalBath
05-12-2008, 02:19 PM
haha, the kid told the cops his dad wouldn't care

S14DB
05-12-2008, 02:34 PM
http://www.zilvia.net/f/showthread.php?t=191875

:stupid: :repost: