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RJF
05-10-2008, 02:02 PM
A 13 year old from Texas who stole his Dad's credit card and ordered two hookers from an escort agency, has today been convicted of fraud and given a three year community order.

Ralph Hardy, a 13 year old from Newark, Texas confessed to ordering an extra credit card from his father's existing credit card company, and took his friends on a $30,000 spending spree, culminating in playing "Halo" on an Xbox with a couple of hookers in a Texas motel.

The credit card company involved said it was regular practice to send extra credit cards out as long as all security questions are answered.

The escort girls who were released without charge, told the arresting officers something was up when the kids said they would rather play Xbox than get down to business.

Police said they were alerted to the motel by a concerned delivery clerk, whom after delivering supplies of Dr Pepper, Fritos and Oreos had been asked by the kids where they could score some chicks and were willing to pay. They explained they had just made a big score at a "World of Warcraft" tournament and wanted to get some relaxation. On noting the boys age the delivery clerk informed the authorities.

When police arrived at the motel they found $3,000 in cash, numerous electronic gadgets, an Xbox video console with numerous games, and the two local escort girls.

Ralph had reportedly told police that his father wouldn't mind, as it was his birthday last week and he had forgot to get him a present. The father, a lawyer said he had been too busy, but would take him on a surprise trip to Disneyland instead.
Asked why he ordered two escorts, Ralph said he thought it was the thing to do when you win a "World of Warcraft" tournament. They told the suspicious working girls they were people of restricted growth working with a traveling circus, and as State law does not allow those with disabilities to be discriminated against they had no right to refuse them.

The $1,000 a night girls sensing something up played "Halo" on the Xbox with the kids, instead of selling their sexual services.

Ralph's ambition is to one day become a politician.


http://www.money.co.uk/article/1000390-13-year-old-steals-dads-credit-card-to-buy-hookers.htm

TiNMAN
05-10-2008, 02:04 PM
haha. thats great man.

240love^_^
05-10-2008, 02:07 PM
Hahaha.
That is funny!

Girls: "So how about we get down to business"

Kid: "Are you kidding me, can't you see I'm on level 27?"

ESmorz
05-10-2008, 02:08 PM
Kids a badass...

Just needs to stop playing WoW lol

kdashy
05-10-2008, 02:11 PM
Haha traveling circus.

Smart kids.

HyperTek
05-10-2008, 02:11 PM
The $1,000 a night girls sensing something up played "Halo" on the Xbox with the kids, instead of selling their sexual services.

hahaha thats priceless.. they where probably ugly and the kids didnt really know what a escort was

KiLLeR2001
05-10-2008, 02:13 PM
I'd probably be more amused at this story if the 13 year old fucked the hookers, contracted AIDS and died a week later.

Sil80Dreams
05-10-2008, 02:14 PM
That's probably the greatest thing I've ever heard hahahahaahhahaha

HyperTek
05-10-2008, 02:16 PM
3 year community order? thats nothing they are 13 it will go by soo fast.. they shoulda banged on those hookers lol

luisgonz
05-10-2008, 02:16 PM
I love this......Nothing better to do then Play video games. Better then getting aids or any other std.ewwwww

PhilthyS13
05-10-2008, 02:23 PM
That's great, paying for hookers on credit. That's something you pay cash for to avoid a paper trail. I can't imagine paying interest on hooker services...

And he wants to be a politician. Just like Jerry Springer, when he bounced a check to a prostitute.

kyoru
05-10-2008, 03:34 PM
funniest shit, buying hookers to play halo

lflkajfj12123
05-10-2008, 07:23 PM
haha politician

looks like he's got the lifestyle down already

ronmcdon
05-10-2008, 08:06 PM
Asked why he ordered two escorts, Ralph said he thought it was the thing to do when you win a "World of Warcraft" tournament.

great info.

I would be proud if I was the dad.

MikeisNissan
05-10-2008, 08:19 PM
hardcore fucking kids. damn myspace.

FRpilot
05-11-2008, 02:19 AM
hahah this reminds me of home alone when kevin has access to all his dads credit cards, bank account, and cash.

except this kid buys hookers.. haha

on a side note.. $1000 hookers, better be porn star quality.

Antihero983
05-11-2008, 03:28 AM
i fail to see what was wrong with what they did, it's called the american dream!!

projekt_s13
05-11-2008, 05:49 AM
I would be funny if cocaine was involved, they bought it and sprinkled it on their corn flakes. Hookers and blow lol

Damn little kids are crazy now-a-days

Daniel.
05-16-2008, 04:09 PM
just found out this is fake.

http://www.widerfunnel.com/traffic-building/when-linkbait-goes-mental

mortadella
05-16-2008, 06:02 PM
Eliot Spitzer musta been his role model!!!

drift freaq
05-16-2008, 07:12 PM
just found out this is fake.

http://www.widerfunnel.com/traffic-building/when-linkbait-goes-mental

ya it seemed a little on the far fetched side. I know at 13 I was already interested in girls and sex, so given the chance I am sure the kid would have at lleast tried.

alindeman1989
05-16-2008, 09:07 PM
hahaha thats freaking awesome. It will be funny when the kid has kids of his own. He say to them " have i ever told you guys the time i stole a credit card and ordered hookers" what a story.

UNDFTD
05-16-2008, 09:26 PM
that kids a genius

blasting_speed
05-16-2008, 10:22 PM
Damn, i would of fucked those girls at 13 dude. IDK they're probably stupid. They bought an Xbox instead of a PS3. ahahahahah

DRavenS13
05-16-2008, 11:23 PM
Had this been my kid, that headline would have been followed with:

"Crazed parent skins child alive after running up family credit cards"

jackjack
05-17-2008, 09:58 AM
hahahauhahahahahahah thats great.

Farzam
05-17-2008, 05:27 PM
I wanna chill with those kids, shit.

spool_sample
05-17-2008, 08:25 PM
That's great, paying for hookers on credit. That's something you pay cash for to avoid a paper trail. I can't imagine paying interest on hooker services...

I wonder what the name of the charge would look like on the bill?

:D

BBSilvia
05-17-2008, 11:18 PM
Hahaha.
That is funny!

Girls: "So how about we get down to business"

Kid: "Are you kidding me, can't you see I'm on level 27?"
hahahaha :rofl:

Daniel.
05-18-2008, 08:18 AM
I like how i bumped the thread after it died for almost 5 days, with post number 19 and none of you read it.

Fail.

exitspeed
05-18-2008, 08:45 AM
just found out this is fake.

http://www.widerfunnel.com/traffic-building/when-linkbait-goes-mental

Awww, darn. That kid woulda been cool.

Damn internetzez.

a_ahmed
05-18-2008, 08:52 AM
Ralph's ambition is to one day become a politician.

Hahahaha .