Desperate mother in crisis, son needs salvation

[Matej]

http://s3.amazonaws.com/sbkt/pictures/8138/sonneedssalvationlarge.jpg

[ESmorz]

No fucking way that's real, and if it is...




LAUGH-OUT-FUCKING-LOUD!!!

[240love^_^]

:eek2: Oh no he didn't!!!

[LongGrain]

no

i dont believe it

i cant

[Andrew Bohan]

"tearing me apart"


ahahahahah :bigok:

[Thaiair]

*jaw hanging down* ............

get him a nice Christian girlfriend.

[IIIXziuR]

Matej, were do you honestly find these wacky things?

[WilloW]

Oh hell no! WTF?!?

[TiNMAN]

if he was that fucked up he shoulda let his homies pay to tax it too.

[MADE]

That thread is going to do exactly what the OP intended cause CHAOS!

Seriously she had it more than once obviously cause of her sons previous actions but how many women that aren't use to that can hold back the fear/pain.She says her son was doing that and she pretended to be sleep. (Bullshit Lotto!)

I couldn't even blow on some of the women I have been with before the start doing the death roll.


Dayum even christian forums have reps!

[TiNMAN]

i wonder if he creampied it

[gabe30]

LOL sounds like soemthing another forum would do.. LOL =X

[Jimmy Up]

I wonder what the responses to that were.

The woman that gets "anally penetrated" by her 16 year old son and then posts it in a forum needs help herself.

and the best closing statement EVER... "this is tearing me apart" HAHAHAHHAAHA.


That must be why she only has 1% life

[gabe30]

dude, she probably enjoys it especially if she has the nerve to stand a penetration while sober

[ayuaddict]

cant be real.

that is some FUCKED UP shit.

[yarou]

I like where this is going.

[ayuaddict]

hey Henry, why don't you go take some heavy sleeping pills?

i'm on the way to your house.

[yarou]

I'm already a few steps ahead of y...g3wrbh1q3wrf

hint: vaseline is in the second drawer

[lflkajfj12123]

hahaha

SMASH!

[ayuaddict]

fuck that.

i want this to be a bonding experience.

[ESmorz]

fuck that.

i want this to be a bonding experience.

Well he didn't tell you where the glue was...

[yarou]

fuck that.

i want this to be a bonding experience.

Shit, it's like that? Lick the tip

[ayuaddict]

only after you kiss mine.

and don't be a little bitch about it this time.

[Andrew Bohan]

you guys are so heterosexual
it's amazing

[Pank]

haha, thats not real
that forum gets trolled CONSTANTLY

[berz]

funny only a troll would do that hahahahaha

[Lurpin]

*rubs eyes and reads again* thats messed up....

[urmyhero4now]

fuck hen and yuta..you guys gonna leave me out of this shindig? fuck where is my flexyril? where is lil kevin?

[GSXRJJordan]

LAUGH-OUT-FUCKING-LOUD!!!

if he was that fucked up he shoulda let his homies pay to tax it too.

HAHAHA, the best response evarrrrr.

i wonder if he creampied it

Its da butt, of course. No danger there.

I like where this is going.

That's 'cause you're taking pills and waiting for your buddies to read christianforums.com...

[ALEXTHESUS*PECT]

why would the son play in the mud instead of hang out in the hot tub?

[gabe30]

so i think yuta's coming over for my sloppy seconds, ron.. you should rush over there too

[azndoc]

That's just fucking wrong.....

On so many levels.

Wonder if their from WV.

Like you know who.

[S14Josh]

Possibly one of the best things i've read in a long time.



Wheres that myspace chicks brother when you need him.


"IN THE BUTT"

Even if it is fake, i just want to see the responses to that thread.

[adrians_s13]

wow...

thats really hard to believe... seriously... how fucked up can you be.? :loco:

[CSil80]

HAHA! Well that was a nice laugh before I head to bed.

[touge monster]

hahah the health is 1% LOLLL

[GSXRJJordan]

That's just fucking wrong.....

On so many levels.

Wonder if their from WV.

Like you know who.

HAHA, I'll give you all a hint...

It rhymes with JUKE, CUTE, and FLUKE. I wonder what he's doing right now instead of hanging out in this thread... anyone have contact info for his Mom?

[DOOK]

That's just fucking wrong.....

On so many levels.

Wonder if their from WV.

Like you know who.

HAHA, I'll give you all a hint...

It rhymes with JUKE, CUTE, and FLUKE. I wonder what he's doing right now instead of hanging out in this thread... anyone have contact info for his Mom?

you fucking bastards...

[JDMB0iKT]

so i think yuta's coming over for my sloppy seconds, ron.. you should rush over there too

Is it too late for me to rush over?

[98s14inaz]

OMG :eek2: :bowrofl: That is the funniest story I have ever heard.

[jackjack]

say whaaaaaaaaaa???????????????????? no way man. no way.

[Antihero983]

fuck that.

i want this to be a bondage experience.

there, fixed it for you.

[TheRonTom31]

I can't believe some of the stuff I read on here.

This one is almost too messed up to be believable.

The mom lied as to why she pretended to be asleep. She secretly liked it:Owned:

[k's_silvia2.0]

Oh My LAWD!!!!!!!!!!!!

[stiizy]

wow that is crazy?? but i don't think a 16 yr old wouldn't have sense to the point that he has to ass-fuck his mom?? but wow!!!

[Antihero983]

now im wondering.....


what were the responses on that forum?

[HyperTek]

mom must be hot or somethin lol

[dert420sx]

MILF....in the butt!!

[Andrew Bohan]

ok i've got it all figured out.

the lady LIKES getting penetrated by her son, wants to bring the subject up, but doesn't want to admit to being a total psycho, so she makes up the story that he does it when she's sleeping.

but actually it's not her son at all, that's just what she calls him. it's like those roll playing games where 40 year old dudes dress up in diapers and shit. he's just playing the part of the 16 year old boy. and she's playing the part of the florida teacher. he probably asks if his "friends" can come over too.

and they met on myspace

[TiNMAN]

in the butt! on MYSPACE!

[Agamemnon]

"That kids a real pain in the ass."

[Andrew Bohan]

and he's a motherfucker

[an_orange_s2k]

damn that shit is NOT real...just too fawked up

[A Spec Products]

http://images.allmoviephoto.com/2000_The_Ladies_Man/tim_meadows_the_ladies_man_002.jpg

"...Next cahhler"

[muddafakka]

Oh lawdy lawdddddddddddd

[TiNMAN]

Oh lawdy lawdddddddddddd

it was you!

[muddafakka]

You got me. There. I couldn't resist...it just felt so...good.

[Agamemnon]

Oh lawdy lawdddddddddddd
http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/02/298994067_5bdd356e05_o.jpg

[Antihero983]

talk about sticking it to (or in) the person in charge....

[fliprayzin240sx]

Damn...I wanna see the responses to that thread. I retyped the link for shits and giggles, and nada...

[eastcoastS14]

obviously this shit is fake.....how would you stick it in someones ass while they were awake and they wouldnt make a noise or twitch or anyting....totally fake

[Farzam]

I fuck my mom in the butt 24/7

Feels even better than normal ass sex

[I10cruiser]

hahhah no way

[alindeman1989]

hahaha thats the grosses shit ever. i wonder what he did for her for mothers day hahaha.

[Antihero983]

i wonder what he did to her for mothers day hahaha.

there. fixed that for ya.