what's your favorite quote/phrase/saying?

[1337]

fuck bitches, get money.

[azndoc]

I like Jeff Jordan's

"That's what's up"

Don't know he made it up or where it got it from. But it cracks me up every time I head him say it.

[RurouniMidnight]

Ha! I kill me! http://www.axiomotion.com/files/26/alf-ha%20i%20kill%20me.jpg

[allntrlundrgrnd]

observe the silence of the chi

[1337]

Ha! I kill me! http://www.axiomotion.com/files/26/alf-ha%20i%20kill%20me.jpg

:rofl:
i have nightmares about this one by the way.
almost as bad as ET.

[Mathetai]

"It's your fuel map, it's got a nasty hole"

[LongGrain]

i say "werd" a lot.

[LoanShark]

fuck you you fucking fuck

[allntrlundrgrnd]

eat a dick


ya dig


you smell me?

[WilloW]

"Cuntass whorebag of a cocksmoker."

Shit might not make any sense, but it helps get the frustration out.

[Sreds13]

" You owe me a ten second car"
"It doesn't matter if you winer by an inch or a mile"

http://i230.photobucket.com/albums/ee212/SIPauto/joshfave2.jpg

[Daniel.]

in the butt, on myspace

[muddafakka]

See sig.

Also:
Life is tough, then you die.
Procrastination is the thief of time.
Shut the fuck up.
Go fuck yourself.
Fuck you, motherfucker.
You're a goddamn retard.

etc. etc.

[Pank]

Boner College
Dog Pussy
Jeffs House of Wet Dicks

[HyperTek]

"Chyeah!"

"whats up mang?"

"what up my ninja"
i say those alot lol

[JVD]

none of your damn business

[Agamemnon]

"You're gayer than a bag of Dicks!"

[1337]

oh and NO GUTS NO GLORY

[qwikspool]

"shut up your face" lol
"fo-reals"

[TiNMAN]

live and let live

death before dishonor

[Kaizen.]

If it doesn't make money, it doesnt make sense.

You can lose money chasing girls but you'll never lose girls chasing money.

The perfect revenge is massice success.

Don't let other peoples oppinion become your reality.

Be willing to surrender what you are, for what you can become because if you want the things you've never had, you need to do the things you've never done.

[luisgonz]

"CUNT ASS BITCH"
And some time's "Your such a $2.00 hooker."

[blueshark123]

what up dickkk headddd

[1337]

lol do you guys actually say these things, to other people?
hahah.

[yarou]

"I disagree with what you have to say but will fight to the death to protect your right to say it"

[WilloW]

lol do you guys actually say these things, to other people?
hahah.

Hell yes! Especially when dealing with stupid, attention craving cunt whores all day.

[muddafakka]

lol do you guys actually say these things, to other people?
hahah.

Fuck yeah! :D

[drftwerks]

murk you biatch

get that salad

all while at work at a restaurant hahah

[LB.Motoring]

What?




(just like as much as I can until they walk away pissed)

What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What?

hahaha, yah, leave bitch.

[ayuaddict]

"Performance is overrated anyways"

-me

[180sExy]

All that is necessary for the triump of evil is that good men do nothing.
-Edmund Burk

[Kaizen.]

Do work Son!

[allntrlundrgrnd]

Im not your buddy, guy!

[Vision Garage]

fukken nut hugger!

[MADE]

It is what it is!

[ericcastro]

Lets call it a day, hit it hard tommorow

[yarou]

Im not your buddy, guy!

Im not your guy, friend!

[ESmorz]

Im not your guy, friend!

I'm not your friend, buddy!

Anywho.

I say:

Not Even
Whaddup
That's whas up

a lot...

[WERDdabuilder]

you feel me.

fuckin guy.

[Charlie]

fuck you,fuck,or bitch in about every sentence

[Kaizen.]

Hate me or love me, but your still thinking about me.

[ZenkitonS14]

"Sit cha 5 dollar ass down before I make change"

And I find it hella funny when people call each other Dick in conversation. Like not even as an insult, like when its casual.

[kingkilburn]

Did you get that thing I sentcha?

Go suck a bag of dicks!

Any onomatopoeia that fits the given situation.

[DataXUnknown]

"I'm killing it" -Shift-lock.net love hahah

and..."I'm so jacked up", for those of you who know what ACN is...all of the reps from ACN and shit love saying that line.

[jibanez]

"All I have to say about that is "asphinctersayswhat".

[GSXRJJordan]

I like Jeff Jordan's

"That's what's up"

Don't know he made it up or where it got it from. But it cracks me up every time I head him say it.

Haha, Jack likes my saying, I'm famous!

THAT'S WHAT'S UP!

[TiNMAN]

^ we all use that sit! thats whats up!

[touge monster]

"I'm killing it" -Shift-lock.net love hahah

and..."I'm so jacked up", for those of you who know what ACN is...all of the reps from ACN and shit love saying that line.


Tim Her gets your jacked up. haha.

[dirtdiggler666]

the fucking you get now is not worth the fucking your going to get later

if you get it:-/

[ronmcdon]

put up or shut up

[BOROSUN]

to my kids...

HEY!!! Do you want to go to a party?

a paaarty in my tummy?

[ESmorz]

^ we all use that sit! thats whats up!

Everyone and their mom uses it haha

[Tearlessj]

i say "werd" a lot.
werd...


msgxxxx

[downshift_sideways]

"Wuz Hapenin"

"ThatsWhatsup"

"Werd"

"Fuck Yo Couch"

"Chyea"

"Hella"

"WhataDO"

"You Fucking Terd Burglar!"

"Sho"

"Pwned"

[thatdrifterguy]

What?




(just like as much as I can until they walk away pissed)

What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What?

hahaha, yah, leave bitch.

hell yeah!!!
+1

oh and i say hell yeah alot:hahano:

[SochBAT]

Effing A.

I've been trying not to curse, so thats how i curb it.

Oh My Lanta.

and

Geez Louise!

[just1pepsi]

- i live my life a quarter mile at a time, in those ten seconds or less I am free.

I actually say:
what up mang?
Shits Old School like Dr. J.

favorite saying (if you can call it that)

Whoever appeals to the law against his fellow man is either a fool or a coward. Whoever cannot take care of themself without that law is both. For a wounded man shall say to his assailant, "If I Live, I will kill you, If I Die, You are forgiven."

[90hatchie]

if i were to post them here id get pinked lol

[LeftNutOfGowd]

"YOU KNOW HOW I KNOW YOUR GAY...." From 40 year old virgin lol :bigok:. Me and my friends go at it all the time like they did in the movie lol.

[Baka Sama]

"Helloooo Ladies, And I you that word very loosely."

It usely gets me a smile or a dirty look.

[98s14inaz]

FUCK! ASS!
~Doc

[kandyflip445]

'What ever happens, happens'

[just1pepsi]

I also like "shit happens when you party naked."

[stiizy]

i say " yeah aite" a lot especially at work or
"geeet da fuck outta here"
" you feel me"

[PBucch]

All that NY Wu-Tang slang ya dig?

and Dipset Language.

whats really good.

[SHIFT_*grind*]

"Cold silence has the tendency to atrophy any sense of compassion between supposed lovers"

"The poetry that comes from the squaring off between and the circling is worth it, finding beauty in the dissonance"

"All you read or wear or see or hear on TV is a product begging for your fatass dirty dollar"

Tool

[Antihero983]

Perseverance.

[tacotacotaco]

"Thats just the nature of the beast"
"Thats just how i roll"
and this must be quoted its my universal answer
"with much skill and dedication of course"
john capati
"Make it happen"
"Make it work"

[2ilvia]

your face...

youre such a noob

i read it on the internets

whatever dood

smokin snot!

youre such a bum

and some that activists might consider racial

[DOOK]

You're as smooth as sandpaper

hit a hole cacksmoke

stop buttfucking your cellmate and you won't have that issue...

-I use all those on a daily basis with inmates.

[s14_legend]

....." fuck it " ......

[jrbump]

"Bomsaindoe"

or

"Otis Nix"

or

"Christ on a stick"

or or

WiiC or WiiEnnis(C)


lastly,

"Well, there's something I've been meaning to ask you. There's this thing I've heard and I if I thought for one second it was true, I'd probably kill myself. Does your fiancee work in a donut shop??????"

[all show no go]

son of a bitch,

chingado,

yeah sure uh huh,

i dont know.. maybe,

eyyyyughh..

[yarou]

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

http://img165.imageshack.us/img165/4553/jesus20fucking20christhr5.jpg

[MADE]

"Eat a dick no salt no Ketchup!!" ________< Random explicit


Bullshit lotto!

[S14Josh]

Do work
Fuck it
Fuckin guy
cmon chief (Or) I dunno chief
you got the juke

[BC240]

fuck bitches, get money.

"Swallow it, it's good for you"



j/k j/k

:)

[1337]

:rofl:

sadfadas

[s14>integra]

"you're gonna get raped.....in the butt!"

&

"i live my life a quarter of a mile at a time..."

[TiNMAN]

du ma

[JVDSKYRINE]

... I say practice lots....just be like "hahaha practice"....and then we turned it into the new word for sex....or chicks you bang callem your practice....originally saw it used in like an 80's wrestling video... its the tennis commmercial i dunno why i laughed so hard...oh yeah you gotta use the hand wave too when you say it LOL

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6R6HDV7l-RY

...." you don't even know!" most of the time people will respond don't know what? my answer "exactly!"

I play for keeps!


that is all

[gabe30]

"you're such a fuckign faggot!!!"

"business in the front, party in the rear"

[GoodOl'S13]

"that Just Happened"

[ayuaddict]

"just like how i don't tell you i have genital herpes because its not inflamed at the moment"

[yarou]

"You know how many foods are shaped like dicks? The best kinds."

[jimmytango00]

Things i say:

"Thats what she said"

"Fuck it"

"Judo Chop" (i know it's weird but I've been saying it a lot)

Sayings I like (quotes as well):

"I've got a wife and kids and a hybrid car. I've got a good life and I can't risk losing"

"If two timing is what it takes, then we both know one take is all we need"

"I’m the real thing with low-key sensibilities"

"The tide is swelling and we've fallen asleep on the shore"

[TiNMAN]

this MF

[NecroS14]

-bollocks
-alright, alright, I can respect that

[TurboNetic05]

"if my girl ever weighs enough to give blood... ill break up with her"

haha... i heard that the other day and thought it was hilarious

[TurboNetic05]

"You know how many foods are shaped like dicks? The best kinds."

omg... thats like one of my favorite quotes from that movie. idk why its so funny but it cracks me up

[TheRonTom31]

Actual quote from another person would be:

"Not capable of love? Are there any sadder words to describe someone? I think not. But love, honest love, requires empathy. It is a sharing - of joy, of pain, of laughter, of tears. Honest love makes one's soul a reflection of their partner's. But the loss of empathy might well be the most enduring and deep-cutting scar of all, the silent blade of an unseen enemy, tearing at our heats and stealing more than our strength. Stealing our will, for what are we without empathy? What manner of joy might we find in our lives if we cannot understand the joys and pains of those around us, if we cannot share in a greater community?" (Justin Van Winkle)

Something I said:

I just urge everyone to please wake up. Be nice to your girl/boy husband/wife family/friends. Maybe look at things you are doing wrong and try to do those wrong things less maybe try to once a day prevent an argument with someone you love or sit down and have a long talk with them. Tell them exactly how you feel, be open tell them your fears or what makes you so incredibly in love with them rather than what pisses you off. Its love that will keep us all happy and safe and as of late there just isn't enough in the world anymore

Favortie thing to say:

This is American SPEAK American

Dicks!........ You like to eat them!

[juice.def]

Whats up with your ass

thats real

fuking G...

[lflkajfj12123]

yadadamean

BRO

[jspaeth]

"It says balls on your forehead"

"That's what she said" (used whenever possible)

"What do you know about this D?"

[racepar1]

"Good tires are the second most important upgrade for your car, the driver is the first"-Dave Coleman SCC magazine

[PhAtXSuMo]

"Forgive and Forget"
i say that alot when anything happens to me
or to a friend

and now im saying "bee-yaaawwww" alot, sound it out.. iono where it came from lol

[TurboNetic05]

^^ chapelle's show...

[shmiddy]

fuck you
imma slap your fatch
skank or, i wanna skank translation: i wanna fuck lol
wtf

[midnight zenki]

"Procrastination is just like masturbation, in the end your still just fucking yourself."

[racepar1]

Thought of some more.

"Racing is life to men who do it well, everything else......is just waiting"-Steve McQueen "Le Mans"

"Just cuz people get behind you don't mean they got your back"-Xzibit "The Foundation"

"Son, if you ever pull heat then use it but if you get a chance to walk away then do it"-Xzibit "The Foundation"


Really the whole song "the foundation" by Xzibit is one of my favorite quotes.

[IStop4NoMan]

"die"

that is all

[J ROK]

this is my quote for my S13 build-up "Cut First"

As the build goes along, I really have never had any true intentions of how it will come out. Just cut and see what I can create. So far its worked out alright.
http://i71.photobucket.com/albums/i129/akzenki/IMG_1023.jpg

[deolio]

"you're a B.A."
"you got a little dick"
"i fucked your mom"
"stick it in her butt and pee"
the "... then we're going to take back the white house bee-yaaaw" thing
"get that nut"

i live with 5 other guys, so there is a lot of shit talk that goes on 24/7 that either starts with "you got a little dick" or "i fucked your mom".

[punxva]

"Thats gayer than a leather piñata" i kinda over use this one, but when you first hear it. it's the best.

"Now stop.... Hammer time"
"Your wheels fit like the titanic"
"I've got a mile long limo with 25 women waiting for me to say WOOOO"-Ric Flair
"Are back in 2000 with these +40 offsets"
"Your doing it wrong"
"...And then the (insert any part of a 240) broke again..."-at least said once a month
"If there's grass on the field, play ball, if not turn her over and play in the mud." -we talk about jail bait alot for some reason

[ThatGuy]

"And Shepherds we shall be,
For thee, my Lord, for thee.
Power hath descended forth from Thy hand,
Our feet may swiftly carry out Thy commands.
So we shall flow a river forth to Thee,
And teeming with souls shall it ever be.
In Nomeni Patri Et Fili Spiritus Sancti."

[1337]

hey i know that whole speech, from the courtroom.
starting from
now you will receive us, we do not ask for your poor or your hungry...

now i'm just waiting for the day i get to hold a gun to someone's head! :)

[ThatGuy]

Not necessarily the best feeling. Really depends on the situation leading up to it. :-/

BTW, the family prayer is used all through out the movie. The court room is just the culmination point of the first movie.

[BustedS13]

this is my quote for my S13 build-up "Cut First"

As the build goes along, I really have never had any true intentions of how it will come out. Just cut and see what I can create. So far its worked out alright.
http://i71.photobucket.com/albums/i129/akzenki/IMG_1023.jpg


holy shit

hood is badass

[1337]

i know
the courtroom speech is the best part.


Not necessarily the best feeling. Really depends on the situation leading up to it. :-/

BTW, the family prayer is used all through out the movie. The court room is just the culmination point of the first movie.

[stinky_180]

"you f'ing suck"

"sup mah n'ga"

"whats crackin"

"owned/pwned/pwn/own"

[status:one]

"Life is a pre-party"
- me

"You shouldn't think about the future to much, otherwise you will forget about the present." - Van Wilder

"If everything seems under control, you're just not going fast enough." - Mario Andretti

"Miracles happen everyday, change your perception of what a miracle is and you'll see them all around you." - Jon Bon Jovi

[240love]

" This character"

" shut up mofo"

"fO SHO"

"EH"

[S14roundi]

Thats kinda like what happened to Rambo, just not really at all
Beer, NOW!!!

[IStop4NoMan]

Whoever appeals to the law against his fellow man is either a fool or a coward.
Whoever cannot take care of himself without that law is both.
For a wounded man shall say to his assailent "if i live, i will kill you. if i die you are forgiven."
such is the rule of honor.

[hustlervibes]

Fuck your life.

Go jump out the fucking window.

For sure.

[trevor34]

"Ill come at you like a spider monkey"
"Get owned"
"Dont let the door hit ya were the the good lord split ya"
"Im getting that foo sho"

[spoolandslide]

"c'mon asshole"
"did that seriously just happen (to me)?"
"trust me"
"sorry man, i didnt know you had a vagina"
"let's go bitch tits"

"BLOW IT OUT YOUR ASS!"
&
"I COULD GIVE A FUCK LESS WHAT YOU THINK!"

[ESmorz]

http://www.uky.edu/KGS/kgs_icon/didmeteo.gif

[SHIFT_*grind*]

He that knows not and knows not that he knows not is a child, teach him.
He that knows and knows that he knows is a fool, shun him.
He that knows not and knows that he knows not is wise, learn from him.

[Beebo]

M.O.B (money over bitches)$$$

[just1pepsi]

'The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides with the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who in the name of charity and good will shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon those with great vengeance and with furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know that my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee'
http://www0.eurweb.com/images/articles/200411/samuel_l_jackson(pulp-fiction-med).jpg

[DRFT180]

"If you expect a kick in the balls, and get a slap in the face.......it's a victory"

[WilloW]

For the last 2 days it has been "Fuck Audi", while we were working on an A6.

[eastcoastS14]

"zip it up and zip it out"

[rb25_s13*CHUKI]

"That's what she said":keke: I also say werd alot... Or "that's what's up"... "Ye" "Awww shieet sick burn!" (When Joking around)

[MikeisNissan]

fuck bitches, get money.

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[CrashQueen]

I'm a sarcastic female....w00t w00t.



When talking about wedding dresses and purity:

Friend: But that is absurd, the dress is pink! A white dress is a symbol of virginity.
Me: well then they need to get in with the times. Who the fuck goes into a marriage still a virgin? Almost every woman's taco has been eaten and beaten.
Friend: hahahaha amen.

Dog Bath:

Friend: I just finished giving my dog a bath
Me: Do you smell like a bitch now?


While sitting on AIM:

Friend: Did you miss me? did you miss me???
Me: Um..no.
Friend: Liar! liar! Pants on fire!
Me: Go hang yourself on a telephone wire.


guy friend:

Guys fuck fat chicks in secret.

[origin_s135]

XBL:
when i win a game, "YAH TRICK YAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"

[coreansurfer]

i've been fond of "c'est la vie" for a while now. or any other form of "that's life."

[Andrew Bohan]

FUCK ME IN THE DICKHOLE

yea i say it

[powersteeringless180sx]

I usually say this to friends.

"Doma!!!"

[cmj]

Fer sure.
Yadadamean?
Que?

I use twat muffin, and 'bitch' affectionately when talking to my roomate.. it's normal conversation.. "Hey bitch, hand me that bung hole"

My favorite saying for experimentation, be it at work, or in the garage:

"Well if this doesn't work, we'll always thought it should have!"

[luisgonz]

Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names. -John F. Kennedy

Don't let what you cannot do interfere with what you can do. -John Wooden

Demoralize the enemy from within by surprise, terror, sabotage, assassination. This is the war of the
future. -Adolf Hitler

[steve shadows]

"I know that human being and fish can co-exist peacefully"

[boozels]

if ur not first ur last

[allntrlundrgrnd]

"use your brain."

i say that in response to my friends' dumb ?'s, statements, actions.

"get a grip mothafucka"

as said by biggie smalls

[steve shadows]

where is your god now


"your eyes are as empty as your soul"


You wish you were talking about you


"it's ok her dad raped her a lot"


"don't touch me"


"You think because you have a vagina you get whatever you want huh?"


"no clam chowder allowed"


"Go F yourself"


"That truck makes you a really big boy; does that mean you use depends instead of pampers"

It was like having surgery without anesthesia

Gateway drug my ass. It's the end of the fucking road...kinda like hitting a brick wall. You're done!

[Maxstyle]

I'm sorry, I couldn't hear you over how awsome I am.

[djcobra]

"sod off""
"move at the way biatch!"
"fucking wanker!"

yeah i'm a brit... I guess i'm an indo-british-canadian now. (haha)

[usdm180sx]

If a chick who knows that she's hot walks by and my friends check her out I tell them: Man, don't give her no pleasure!

[azndoc]

I wanna pee in your butt girl.

[ApexDrift]

submission is not a option...

[theronin]

it's casual

...

[Mi Beardo es Loco]

Guess what? Chicken butt

and

I'd hit it

[Lurpin]

"That guy is the fuckin anti-poon"
From superbad

[Andrew Bohan]

"that's kool and the gang"
"shiiiit negro, that's all you had to say!"
"let's not start suckin each other's dicks just yet"

[Mi Beardo es Loco]

I'm not your buddy, guy

[NiSmOKnIghTsRBS14]

"Go Kick Rocks U Coward"

[slw240sx]

" Born to Lose Destine to Fail" -FBM Video, Tattooed on someone, turned out to also be in the lyrics to one of my favorite songs. weird

[TiNMAN]

The world breaks everyone, and afterward, some are strong at the broken places. - Hemingway

[Matej]

Big Brother in the form of an increasingly powerful government and in an increasingly powerful private sector will pile the records high with reasons why privacy should give way to national security, to law and order [...] and the like.
-Justice William O. Douglas

[touge monster]

"Nathan, will you be my Pimp?" (My name is Nathan)

[DRavenS13]

It's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees. - Emiliano Zapata

[S13_Nightkid]

"ayo you tryna let me beat?"
"my car is stock but i still think its cool."

[Andrew Bohan]

"BANNED" - That Guy

[redZENKI]

"What? Your pussy hurt now? Wanna wah-burger and some fry-cries?"