Dumb Quotes.... "I just found out I'm retarded, you might wanna get yourself checked"

[eastcoastS14]

The stupidity of some people is really astonishing.....so many great quotes, lol they make me laugh and then want to cry at the same time

http://www.dumb-quotes.com/

here are a few:

Mariah Carey
-Whenever I watch TV and I see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can’t help but cry. I mean I would love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff

-I loved Jordan. He was one of the greatest athletes of our time
~~on hearing of the death of King of Jordan

Dan Bonner
-The Minnutemen are not tall in terms of height.
~~during a UMass basketball game.

Dick Cavette
-If your parents never had children, chances are you won’t either.

Dwight Eisenhower
-The world is more like it is now than it ever has been before.

Dennis Rodman
- Chemistry is a class you take in high school or college, where you figure out two plus two is ten, or something.


Miss Alabama 1994
-I would like to live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were ever supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever

Joe Theisman
-The word ‘genius’ isn’t applicable in football. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein.

Britney Spears
-I always listen to ‘NSYNC’s Tearin’ Up My Heart. It reminds me to wear a bra.

[deolio]

i'd give rep to you but i have to spread it around first :-/

anyway... i love yogi berra's quotes:

"Always go to other people’s funerals, otherwise they won’t come to yours."

"Congratulations on breaking my record. I always thought the record would stand until it was broken."

[allntrlundrgrnd]

Strangely, in slow motion replay, the ball seemed to hang in the air for even longer.






bahaha funny shit +rep

[azndoc]

Dick Cavette
-If your parents never had children, chances are you won’t either.

ROFL.........

My favorite.

[qwikspool]

"I love California. I practically grew up in Phoenix."
- Dan Quayle (http://amazon.com/gp/product/6301424158?ie=UTF8&tag=mistupcomtheonli&link_code=em1&camp=212341&creative=384065&creativeASIN=6301424158&adid=6ac140cc-a865-48ad-bcb2-75fcc1c1a753)

this one cracks me up. lol

[FRpilot]

lol at MC and rodman's quotes..

and wtf at dick cavette's quote

[SW20Racer]

"We have learned how to travel through time. At the speed of regular time, using only these plastic bags." *pulls plastic bags over their heads*
-dethklok

[xfallen1x]

George H. W. Bush (http://www.dumb-quotes.com/uncategorized/george-h-w-bush/)

I have opinions of my own, strong opinions, but I don’t always agree with them.
It’s no exaggeration to say that the undecideds could go one way or another.


DUDE, and this guy runs our country...

[SW20Racer]

George H. W. Bush (http://www.dumb-quotes.com/uncategorized/george-h-w-bush/)

I have opinions of my own, strong opinions, but I don’t always agree with them.
It’s no exaggeration to say that the undecideds could go one way or another.


DUDE, and this guy runs our country...


this site could keep you busy for a while...http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/blbushisms.htm

[Bubbles]

Here's one I heard growing up if I was being careless:

You cut your leg off with that don't you come runnin' to me.

[xfallen1x]

this site could keep you busy for a while...http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/blbushisms.htm

HaHa good find!! :rofl:

[touge monster]

"I believe humans and fish can coexist peacefully." -George W. Bush

[Mi Beardo es Loco]

There's an old saying in Tennessee, I know it's in Texas, but it's probably in Tennessee. It goes: Fool me once, shame on.......shame on you. You fooled me, I can't get fooled again.
I'm sure you can imagine, it's an unimaginable honor to live here.

-George W. Bush (our president)

[BustedS13]

i'll fuck you til you love me, faggot -mike tyson

[DreamN]

Well, you can't blame Bush for those quotes. The ear piece was cutting in and out and he had to think quick on his feet :keke:

[touge monster]

i'll fuck you til you love me, faggot -mike tyson

LOL I heard that for the first time last week

[BOROSUN]

Bill Clinton - "If I were a single man, I might ask that mummy out. That's a good-looking mommy."

[eastcoastS14]

Rep. Carl Gunter (R, Louisiana)

With incest, you could get super-smart kids.

[gabe30]

"two in the pinky one in the stinky"

-man law?

[jrocslider]

Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country.
Mayor Marion Barry, Washington, DC

I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body.
Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward

China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese.
Former French President Charles de Gaulle

and Dan Quayle..... wow

It is wonderful to be here in the great state of Chicago.
Former U.S. Vice-President Dan Quayle

I was recently on a tour of Latin America, and the only regret I have was that I didn't study Latin harder in school so I could converse with those people.
Former U.S. Vice-President Dan Quayle

It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it.
Former U.S. Vice
President Dan Quayle



and this one was my favorite


Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life.

Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for a federal anti
smoking campaign

[Tops*]

I personally believe...that Miss. South Carolina, like such as is the best dumb quote.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lj3iNxZ8Dww

[gabe30]

that reminds me of that "chicken of the sea" bs that jessica simpson asked

[Farzam]

Hahahah this thread delivers!