balls hanging from tow hitch...

[lil240sx95]

could be illegal in florida?! :wtf:
i don't get it. why?
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/24328818/

[az_240]

govt taking away our freedom one bill at a time.....

[slothonaleash]

govt taking away our freedom one bill at a time.....

THIS IS AN ABSOLUTE OUTRAGE

[lil240sx95]

I just don't get it! does anyone know? like is it distracting??

[WilloW]

govt taking away our freedom one PAIR at a time.....

Fixed it for you.

Who cares about the damn balls, just let them swing their balls.

[jskateborders]

It could be offensive to someone. I think its just gay. Ya It may have been funny for the first few people, but now its just some redneck "my trucks got ball" thing. Doesnt affect me, so I dont care, but offensive... no. Like az 240 said, they are taking away our freedoms. Think about all the shit our fore fathers fought for and think about how theyd react if they saw our country today. Anyways, shits gonna go to hell in the next 15 years anyways, so enjoy the freedoms we still have while they last.

[Jimmy Up]

HAHAHA- I like their title

"Testicle bill dangles over Fla. legislators"

[nevaland9]

i think i see more balls of steel hanging from cars in FL than ive ever seen anywhere else in my life....

[s14_legend]

good job on time management for our government..its not like there isn't else more important to do. :faint:

[Matej]

The only thing dumber than fake testicles hanging off your truck is the government telling you that you can't hang fake testicles off your truck.

[silviaz]

The testicle thing is pretty stupid imo, but the governement has nothing to do into that after all.

[qwikspool]

they could hang whatever they on their car the same as they can put whatever bumper stickers.

[Andrew Bohan]

i dunno if hardcore porn bumper stickers would go over too well.

[Gnnr]

It could be offensive to someone. I think its just gay. Ya It may have been funny for the first few people, but now its just some redneck "my trucks got ball" thing.

Thats what it is. It was a funny at first. Now its just stupid and sort of annoying to see. Of course there are gonna be people who are gonna find it offensive. Would two titties hanging off the tow hitch be okay? (hmm, that gives me an idea) You think all the soccer moms are all for it? HA! There are much stricter laws in other states on anything resembling offensive and/or graphic displays of sex or human reproductive body parts, I saw this coming for a while. The only ones that are gonna be affected by this will be the truckers and people riding high in their donk cars. :rolleyes:

[98s14inaz]

Those fake ball sacks are stupid but I can't see how they can ban them or make them illegal. It is probably some uptight old lady who works in the gov't somewhere trying to feel important.

[origin_s135]

^^ i laughed when i read your post then read your signature, what a coincidence.

[steve shadows]

govt taking away our freedom one bill at a time.....

Blame your parents and grandparents

[singlecamslam]

hmm wonder what they would say about hanging a clock from a tow hitch like flaver flave.

[98s14inaz]

It would be amusing to see it on a lowered 240 sporting an LS1 swap. Those things would be dragging lol

[IIIXziuR]

Get 'er Done!

[Yuri]

The only way I want to see testicles on a vehicle, are stainless steel ones hanging off the rear of a slammed drift car, sparking while on the track.

That would be awesome.

[Pank]

I wonder when people will realize that offensive doesnt = illegal

[tr4c3]

The only way I want to see testicles on a vehicle, are stainless steel ones hanging off the rear of a slammed drift car, sparking while on the track.

That would be awesome.
Hahaha. That'll get 'em a nice clean shave.

[ESmorz]

I wonder when people will realize that offensive doesnt = illegal



When This:

http://a.abcnews.com/images/GMA/pd_hell_070706_ms.jpg


Becomes This:

http://www.hickerphoto.com/data/media/30/snow-scenes_555.jpg

[Farzam]

I wonder when people will realize that offensive doesnt = illegal


x2

Just cause 1 person, or even 100,000,000 people don't like it, doesn't mean it's wrong...and it doesn't mean it has to stop existing.

[fromxtor]

Pretty dumb they pass bills about stupid shit but wont cap gas prices, ppl here have them on trucks and ATVs.

[BustedS13]

i have balls on my f150
and i filled the wiper fluid reservoir with cum
my truck is harder than yours

[godzillarb]

^^^ HAHA

Apparently the senator's wife who who purposed this nutty bill (haha) was offended. So, being a good little pussy he bowed down. I don't see why everyone should suffer because one guy's wife can't appreciate nice sack.

Personally, I don't really care for seeing massive balls while driving around but come on! They need to pass a law requiring brain exams for old people who still want to drive.

If these are banned, I think I'll get a massive steel dick and drag that behind my car instead.

[allntrlundrgrnd]

Maybe if they were happy enough with the size of their own testicles, they wouldnt have to hang huge fake ones.:keke:







but seriously that is ridiculous they are worried about it in government.

[BustedS13]

If these are banned, I think I'll get a massive steel dick and drag that behind my car instead.

i love destin, i hope to see a steel dong being dragged around next time i pass through

seriously if this bill goes through, what genitalia is my dad going to hang off his golf cart in bonita springs

[Yuri]

Wow.
Talk about a double standard.
No one can give their trucks male genitalia, but Dodge is free to plaster a uterus on on every vehicle they make.
http://i180.photobucket.com/albums/x158/DKapt/dodgelogo.jpg

[ESmorz]

Wow.
Talk about a double standard.
No one can give their trucks male genitalia, but Dodge is free to plaster a uterus on on every vehicle they make.
http://i180.photobucket.com/albums/x158/DKapt/dodgelogo.jpg

That's nothing.

At my school the word Vagina is blocked by the computers but, Penis isn't... go figure.

[BustedS13]

That's nothing.

At my school the word Vagina is blocked by the computers but, Penis isn't... go figure.

at my work, gmail is blocked, but bangbros isn't.

[Matej]

I heard the government will ban dildo knobs!

[BustedS13]

I heard the government will ban dildo knobs!

there's a serious dildo knob in general chat

[ericcastro]

Obviously no one here has a young daughter. Or in my case, my Girlfriend of 3 years has a 11 year old girl.

It is over the top and offensive. Its basically the same as hanging a life like dildo off the back of your car. Try explaining that to a little girl or boy. and also trying to tell them why someone would have something like that.

The thing I find more interesting is the lack of thought on this thread.

Do you guys really not see how this is offensive????

do you really think the government makes bills like this??? (its people like you and me writing them up and getting it done, most people are just to lazy.)

so of course its florida that would take the step to do what I thought should have been done over a year ago. they got tons of old people with tighter morals than most of us, and nothing to do. so of course they would be the first to pass a bill like this. And no one is more bored than some nobody, politicians wife.


all and all, its just a little crass for society.

[lil240sx95]

I'm not saying it isn't offensive, sure to some it might be and explaining it to a child could be difficult and or awkward. All I was saying that it was weird and that it's something you would have never thought would happen!

[BustedS13]

Obviously no one here has a young daughter. Or in my case, my Girlfriend of 3 years has a 11 year old girl.

It is over the top and offensive. Its basically the same as hanging a life like dildo off the back of your car. Try explaining that to a little girl or boy. and also trying to tell them why someone would have something like that.

The thing I find more interesting is the lack of thought on this thread.

Do you guys really not see how this is offensive????

do you really think the government makes bills like this??? (its people like you and me writing them up and getting it done, most people are just to lazy.)

so of course its florida that would take the step to do what I thought should have been done over a year ago. they got tons of old people with tighter morals than most of us, and nothing to do. so of course they would be the first to pass a bill like this. And no one is more bored than some nobody, politicians wife.


all and all, its just a little crass for society.


Evelyn Beatrice Hall said it best.

"I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it. Also you can hang balls on your truck"

[godzillarb]

You make a valid point. I don't think anyone here argues that truck nuts aren't offensive.

Here's the problem though, where do you draw the line? Are we going to say that people have the RIGHT not to be offended?

So your Gf's girl sees the truck nuts, is that worse than her seeing the massive balls of a bulldog walking down the street? What about a horse, a cat, a dog, ect.? Should we cover those up too? What if someone's dog has its dick hanging out and she sees it?

I know a lot of people are offended with other religions, races, ect. What if I found it really offensive to see a cross on the back of someone's car, should they take it down? I might have to explain Christianity to my kid, oh noes!

There's hundreds of offensive symbols out there. Using "it's for the kids" as an argument to trample 1st Amendment rights of freedom of speech is rather weak in my opinion.

[Andrew Bohan]

Apparently the senator's wife who who purposed this nutty bill (haha) was offended.

she offends me. too bad i'm not a senator's wife too, or i would propose a bill to ban senator's wives. oh wait

[fromxtor]

You must spread some Reputation before giving it to godzillarb again.

I could think of worse things to explain to your kids(or the kids), like when I was in elementary school and had to ask my mom what the word "dick" meant(as in the genitalia).

[ericcastro]

^ the problem is its human genitalia. there are already rules against that, thats why you have to be 18 to buy pornography.

the fact that they are supposed to be "Bull Dog" balls is rediculous. They look just like any human testicals, especially since they come in biege/skin tone.

Freedom of religion is our right. Pedofelia,incest and all that cult shit is against the law. So practice your religious beliefs, but marry a under 18 kid and the FEDS are coming in.

We have our freedoms, But the rules are there to protect the majority. so if the majority is offended by testicles on the back of a truck, then it will be banned, if not, then you can keep them on but remain one of societies embarresments.

[Andrew Bohan]

i'd like to see what the testicle ornament industry is doing about this.

we must protect our right to sell testicle ornaments!! it's our right!!! hahah

[lil240sx95]

they don't only come in skin colors...I've seen blue, black, and assorted colors!

[BustedS13]

i want a pair of magnesium nuts in a chainmail bag, so that they'll drag on the ground and shoot off sparks

[ericcastro]

they don't only come in skin colors...I've seen blue, black, and assorted colors!

i didn't say that.

you did.

read my post.



And yes they do, but for the majority of people buying them, the skin color seems to be a big hit.

[HyperTek]

who the hell wanna hang some dam balls from thier truck? if people wanna see some balls ill show mine shit lol..

i dont care, but there has to be a limit somewhere.. morally. esp in childrens eyes, more sex and violence has become acceptible on tv now a days.. stuff like that.. pretty soon these truck guys will have big penis replicas hanging out the back to show off their manliness. its bad enough people got dildo shiftknobs lol jk

[BustedS13]

i can't wait til i can wear pants that show dick cleavage. show a little neck, you know.

[Andrew Bohan]

if every beach was clothing optional and people saw naked people doing normal stuff everyday instead of only seeing normal people having sex and having that kind of stigma always associated with nudity, then

1) people wouldn't think it was so cool to show of fake balls

and

2) people wouldn't be as offended to see fake balls

look at europe
america's power elite is a bunch of prudes. they need to lighten up about naked people and seeing genitals. big deal.

[godzillarb]

I think the argument could be easily made that pornography is dangerous, thus the reason the law shouldn't allow it to be viewed by minors who have less discretion than the rest of us.

Where is the actual harm in fake nuts hanging off a truck? If someone wants to look like a tool and have them I don't see why the law should stop this.

But the rules are there to protect the majority. so if the majority is offended by testicles on the back of a truck, then it will be banned, if not, then you can keep them on but remain one of societies embarresments.

Assume that the entire state of Texas is utterly offended with those huge head wrap things commonly worn by Indians and/or certain groups of Muslims. Should they be banned?

Whether or not nuts "should be" banned or not, I think from a psychological perspective trying to ban it is a bad idea. Just look at how much media this has created. I wonder how many people are going to go out and buy a pair because they know it'll offend old people.

[fromxtor]

I'm sorry Eric, I just don't really see the big deal. I mean if I saw this when I was 11 I would have a good laugh. And that was 1991, kids these days are alot more exposed to things like this.
http://www.nutsfortrucks.com/images/real_trucks_real_nuts.jpg

[HyperTek]

gotta love how they represent the american flag, got a big dully truck and have to rock the hanging nutz.. very american alright!

jus kidding.. i guess you guys are right though, let them look like a tool.

[Andrew Bohan]

the funny thing about the pic is that those aren't real nutz

[godzillarb]

I think the next latest thing will be replacing your fuel door with a bunch of briskly black hair. Imagine how that'd look when you're filling up with gas.

Now that's offensive! haha

[SimpleSexy180]

im not into the hair. i like it smooth and clean just how it is now.


btw. if a child was to question balls hanging off the tow hook. its called MAKE SOME SHIT UP. theyll forget what you said in 10 minutes anyway.

[Andrew Bohan]

or even just say "i have no idea what those are"

[BustedS13]

gotta love how they represent the american flag, got a big dully truck and have to rock the hanging nutz.. very american alright!

jus kidding.. i guess you guys are right though, let them look like a tool.


http://www.bulls-balls.com/images/tnflags.jpg

[BustedS13]

if every beach was clothing optional and people saw naked people doing normal stuff everyday instead of only seeing normal people having sex and having that kind of stigma always associated with nudity, then

1) people wouldn't think it was so cool to show of fake balls

and

2) people wouldn't be as offended to see fake balls

look at europe
america's power elite is a bunch of prudes. they need to lighten up about naked people and seeing genitals. big deal.

this is similar to my opinion on japanese porn/hentai.
if the japanese could just see some vag and dick in their porn (has to be covered/blurred by law there), they wouldn't have used panties vending machines. or Night Shift Nurses. seriously, look it up and watch it at a party. dude shoves a half dozen eggs up this chick's ass and then pounds her until she shits egg salad.

[ESmorz]

dude shoves a half dozen eggs up this chick's ass and then pounds her until she shits egg salad.

You uhhhh don't do that...? :hahano:

[BustedS13]

You uhhhh don't do that...? :hahano:

not unless it's Memorial Day.

[ESmorz]

not unless it's Memorial Day.

That's not frequent enough.

So I guess if they won't let us hang balls from our tow hooks it'd be to much to ask for a national "Ass Egg Salad Day"?

[BustedS13]

That's not frequent enough.

So I guess if they won't let us hang balls from our tow hooks it'd be to much to ask for a national "Ass Egg Salad Day"?

you know, you work your whole life, you're a good citizen, you pay your taxes, you vote, you do volunteer work, whatever. and all around you, there's parades for causes other than your own. every major city has a gay pride parade, a gay pride awareness week, all that. my college had a coming out week where they lit the administration building with pink lights. and i mean, good for them.
but you work your whole life to be a good person and you don't get an ass egg salad parade or even an awareness day.
i mean, i just want a parade. hell, one float. it could be my car, and i'd drive it to work. the ass egg salad float commuter car. but no.
land of the free?

[godzillarb]

Preach it brotha!

[ericcastro]

I think alot of people feel the way you do.

So when they hit that breaking point.

they cross over.

then they get all the parades and marches they want.

But once you cross over and tell someone, theres no coming back.

Luke accepted Vader after crossing over and coming back, but your bros arent gonna be that forgiving!!

[BustedS13]

I think alot of people feel the way you do.

So when they hit that breaking point.

they cross over.

then they get all the parades and marches they want.

But once you cross over and tell someone, theres no coming back.

Luke accepted Vader after crossing over and coming back, but your bros arent gonna be that forgiving!!

woah, woah. luke crossed over in Jedi for like two seconds, and han didn't give him shit about it. hell, everybody even hung out with Lando in the end, and that guy was a piece of shit in Empire.
so what i'm saying is i think i can have an ass egg salad float and my bros will dig it

[lil240sx95]

woah...this thread turned prettyyy weird...but uhh yeah man you go for it and I'll support your ways...bless you child!

[LB.Motoring]

I got pulled over for something of that sort.....



Long story short,


I got pulled over for having a Penis Pump Box (ha ha my friends are funny) Hanging well kinda flying from my hitch on the back of my old toyota,


It had to be one of the funniest things I have ever been pulled over for.

"Sir, are you aware that you have a penis pump hanging from the back of your truck"

(I thought to myself.... Supertroopers?)

uh........ no? Show me wtf.......

Oh lols.....

Thanks, see yah...

[ESmorz]

I got pulled over for something of that sort.....



Long story short,


I got pulled over for having a Penis Pump Box (ha ha my friends are funny) Hanging well kinda flying from my hitch on the back of my old toyota,


It had to be one of the funniest things I have ever been pulled over for.

"Sir, are you aware that you have a penis pump hanging from the back of your truck"

(I thought to myself.... Supertroopers?)

uh........ no? Show me wtf.......

Oh lols.....

Thanks, see yah...

So that means one of your friends bought a penis pump :keke:

[BustedS13]

So that means one of your friends bought a penis pump :keke:

not necessarily... at my old apartment complex, some guy got evicted. and while rifling through his belongings on the front lawn like the good neighbors we were, we stumbled across an end table stuffed with photo negatives and gay porn mags.
it was july, and one of my friends was going to summer courses at the community college. he left his windows cracked because of the heat when he parked. so we grabbed a few of the gay mags, went up to the CC, and tore the mags apart page by page and filled his car through the cracked windows with homo prons.
he gathered the pron. and months later, my parents went out of town, and i was put in charge of taking care of their dog. then i needed to leave town, so i handed the keys to my friend. when i came back, the front windows of the house were plastered with gay porn. every picture frame on the first floor had gay porn inside it. the couch was stuffed with gay porn. every drawer, every closet, every glass in the kitchen, full of gay porn. i opened the hallway closet and gay porn rained down on me.

but anyway, they could have just found the pump box, i guess. also me and my friends are total dicks to each other

[98s14inaz]

you know, you work your whole life, you're a good citizen, you pay your taxes, you vote, you do volunteer work, whatever. and all around you, there's parades for causes other than your own. every major city has a gay pride parade, a gay pride awareness week, all that. my college had a coming out week where they lit the administration building with pink lights. and i mean, good for them.
but you work your whole life to be a good person and you don't get an ass egg salad parade or even an awareness day.
i mean, i just want a parade. hell, one float. it could be my car, and i'd drive it to work. the ass egg salad float commuter car. but no.
land of the free?

Exactly, so we will promote life style that revolves around men sodomizing each other but we can't hang rubber balls from out tow hooks? I feel discriminated against lol :rofl:

[jackjack]

meh... what else is new. everyone gets offended so easily these days. not surprising. i think they need to focus on more important things then "fake nuts".

[low and slow]

If you ask me, it's go big or go home. I think the homemade route gives it a nice touch, too (nothing like driving behind some basketballs in a blue trash bag. Gotta love Tallahassee and it's wonderfully diverse population :loco:).

http://i144.photobucket.com/albums/r196/KSuchdeve/7a7569e0.jpg

But on a serious note, I think it's a bunch of bullshit that they are trying to ban them. It just goes to show that they have nothing else better to do (which is ridiculous, considering how many things are fucked up in this state, and the country, for that matter), and they think tackling unimportant issues will distract us from the things they are avoiding that desperately need fixing. I could go on, but I think the main points have already been stated.

[240trainee]

I wanna get a pair of steel ones and put on the towhook of my 240 so they would drag the ground.

It would be awesome.

[Andrew Bohan]

maybe instead of banning them, they should get someone like jeff foxworthy or some other redneck hero to say how uncool they are.

then all the rednecks will stop doing it.

[allntrlundrgrnd]

maybe instead of banning them, they should get someone like jeff foxworthy or some other redneck hero to say how uncool they are.

then all the rednecks will stop doing it.

thats the best idea so far in this thread

+1

[DALAZ_68]

When This:

http://a.abcnews.com/images/GMA/pd_hell_070706_ms.jpg


Becomes This:

http://www.hickerphoto.com/data/media/30/snow-scenes_555.jpg

well played...

and to think...in Quahog...they allow Quagmire to have his inflatable women airbags... :boink:

[ESmorz]

thats the best idea so far in this thread

+1

Better than the "Ass Egg Salad Parade"?

I think not.

[inertiaticism]

As soon as ornamental nutsacks become illegal in FL, I'm going to start selling huge rubber vaginas that will fit around a tow hitch reciever hole.
I'll be a millionaire and donate at least a few hundo to Zilvia.

Also, if ornamental nutsacks are outlawed, only outlaws will have ornamental nutsacks.
I am really hoping to see a picture of some rednecks picketing, hopefully one of them will be an idiot and make a sign that says "You can pry these balls out of my cold dead hands".

[rb25_s13*CHUKI]

at my work, gmail is blocked, but bangbros isn't.


:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::r ofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rof l::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

That law is stupid i don't think it will pass at all...

[98s14inaz]

As soon as ornamental nutsacks become illegal in FL, I'm going to start selling huge rubber vaginas that will fit around a tow hitch reciever hole...

Genius :bowrofl: