Another Hardest Game Ever

[OurOnePassion]

I searched and didn't see this one on here, so I hope it isn't a re-post. A friend just shared it with me, so I'm not entirely sure how old this is. Either way, if you haven't played it... good luck.

http://www.jimmyr.com/blog/Owata_Hardest_Flash_Game_Ever_26_2007.php






EDIT:

Said friend just sent me a link to the new version of the game. Haven't played it yet, but he said it's somehow harder!

http://blog53.fc2.com/k/king75/file/owata.html

[SNC240SX]

Thats way harder then the last one. Hard.

[lflkajfj12123]

wow i finally got pas the first pit then another claw comes crushing down on me

haha

[DanS14RB]

i tried going left for about 1/2 hour...then i figured out that you can go right also but when you go to the right there is a large bear like creature that comes and kills you anyways...hopelessly difficult

[lflkajfj12123]

okay so going left is pointless

you can kill pedobear but its pointless

you're supposed to jump under the spikes on the LEFT side and avoid guile while you fall down

[kahlistrophic]

oh shit pedobear! i guess the other way isn't safe after all

[Akiros]

fuck the bear, fuck the stupid spike strip, fuck the second fucking spike strip, and fuck guile. fuck it. I fucking quit. fuck.

edit: I didnt quit, but NOW I am. fuck the dead ends. fuck.

[lflkajfj12123]

hrmm i got to all the dead ends there's 4

its not that hard just takes a lot of trys to learn the game

[Tops*]

PEDOBEAR!

This is a perfect game for Zilvia!

[OurOnePassion]

Just got word of a new version. Link here and in original post.

http://blog53.fc2.com/k/king75/file/owata.html

[Mr. Jesse]

i can't deal with this

[OurOnePassion]

fyi... on the new one... if you want to figure it out for yourself, don't read this. But, I don't see it hurting too many feelings.

Jump on the floating platform and quickly jump to the edge of the left side. If you're barely there, the spikes won't drop from above. When the other spikes go back to the ground, turn a bit and jump back to the platform. The spikes will come from above and stay down. You can either jump back and land on top of the spikes that fell from above or jump back to the right and repeat - then climb the chain... just got this far.

Supposedly there's a pedobear shooting tank or something. idk.

[240love]

ahh...fuck this game...lol

[steve_o1989]

AHHHHRRGGG I am supposed to be doing biology right now and of course I got distracted by Zilvia, and then I find this fucking game that makes me want to shoot someone in the face...I hate everyone. And fuck you pedo bear, I hate you too.

[WagDatto]

fyi... on the new one... if you want to figure it out for yourself, don't read this. But, I don't see it hurting too many feelings.

Jump on the floating platform and quickly jump to the edge of the left side. If you're barely there, the spikes won't drop from above. When the other spikes go back to the ground, turn a bit and jump back to the platform. The spikes will come from above and stay down. You can either jump back and land on top of the spikes that fell from above or jump back to the right and repeat - then climb the chain... just got this far.

Supposedly there's a pedobear shooting tank or something. idk.

So you climb the chain up a few scenes, hop onto a cloud and it brings you to a flat spot... spikes pop up, so jump over the first inch of ground or so. Then you're in a Mario type scene. The ? blocks are harmless, but a mushroom does pop out (i avoided it, fuck this game) and I shot the koopa thing on the ground (again, no chances, fuck this game). There's a small gap in the floor, and I went to jump it, but there was an INVISO-BLOCK and I fell through...

Again, fuck this game... God knows I have better things to do, but I'll probably try to make it past the inviso block only to get knocked by some hidden spikes or some shit.

[Mlogue84]

so if you just go to the right right away, there is a bear. If you to the left immediately you have to jump on the floating thing then jump back quickly, then as the thing is going down jump to the floaty thing then jump into the bricks, but jump far because as soon as you touch the other side, the hammer of death comes crashing. One on the other side... you're on your own. oh and the bear is super easy to kill... just wait under the second floaty block and shoot him until he jumps over you. once he does then jump up on the second block then over to the first.. he runs back.. shoot him more.. repeat.

this game is ghey.... Fuck this game.

[yarou]

Yeah, i kill pedobear and then i fall off a clff. Great

[jackjack]

what the fawk????

fawk this game

ahahahhahahah

[kahlistrophic]

ok, so make it down past guile by jumping the first spiked platform and going under the left side.. stay left to get past the flash kick...then go as close as you can to that spike thing thats floating..and fall on the ground just right of it..then jump across the spikes..then scroll right..there are 3 platforms..if you jump on the first two they fall down..the last one goes up squashing you on the roof..so barely land on them..scroll right..you'll see a big block in the center over a couple flashing things..jump on the nearest block quickly..then onto the big block and get off quickly..it will slam you into the roof...once you get off the big block run right as fast as you can..the big block will go up even if your not on it..then it will hit the roof and fall back down onto a button that it initially rests over..this will make the entire roof come down on you..yeah i died there...good luck.
fuck this game
fuck it right in the butt

[drift-it]

dude what the shit was that I finally make it across and I get smashed from the roof too? fuck that game

[cuddlesthesheep]

Mushrooms Are Poison! Fuck This Shit!!!

[cuddlesthesheep]

ok so jump over the gap where the invisible block is.. then a mole in tractor tries to ef your day up so you go up that latter and get squashed by another mole.

alright so .. got to the part where you have to battle your nemesis.. fuck this shit. Hes a way tighter version of you. IMPOSSIBLE

[OurOnePassion]

I quit playing at the invisablock gap... gave me a headache from hell. My friend beat it. He said you can charge your shot to kill the final boss.

Going down and right is all pointless.

Again. I don't know. I couldn't take much more of it. It made me start drinking and I've yet to stop. And that was yesterday.

[silviaguy240]

so letters S, F, N and O make your dude do random shit. And because im fucking bored as shit i made pics to go along!

-at the start run to the left with the platform coming twords you. jump as high as you can while moving to the left still, by the time you hit the platform it will have made it back to the left. when you touch jump imediatly again and land on the very right edge of the left platform. this will take some practice.

http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e210/silviaguy240/landhere1.jpg
http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e210/silviaguy240/landhere2.jpg

-wait for the spikes to go down, when they do move to the left slightly to activate the down spikes. then immediatly jump to the right and redirect your self to the left while still in the air to land on the top of the spikes

http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e210/silviaguy240/avoidspikes.gif

-climb the chain all the way to the top, exit onto the box and jump to the "cloud" on the right. on the down side in the second scene jump on the last stair of the "cloud" to avoid the spikes.

http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e210/silviaguy240/spikes.jpg

- continue right and shoot the koopa/plant thing. you can get the ?'s if you want but i dont think they do anything, MAKE SURE NOT TO HIT THE BRICK BOXES AS THEY KILL YOU! DO NOT PICK UP THE MUSHROOM EITHER!! keep going right to the hole

-walk to the edge of the hole and jump strait up to activate the invisibox and jump on top and across the hole

http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e210/silviaguy240/invisiblock.gif

-go up the ladder, move over very slightly until the monster falls, DONT SHOOT IT. jump over it, fall down to the right and jump up to the first ledge. turn around and jump to the highest block, jump offscreen ontop of the spikes and go to the right.

http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e210/silviaguy240/ladder.jpg
http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e210/silviaguy240/monster.jpg
http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e210/silviaguy240/overmonster.gif

-fall down to the ground and pan right to the scene with the flowers and shit on the ground you can walk through them.

http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e210/silviaguy240/end1.jpg
http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e210/silviaguy240/end2.jpg

-prepare yourself. the next screen to the right is the boss.

[thejapino]

Look up "The Life Ending Adventure" on youtube to see what others have done.

But it does look like there's another version of the game with saves! The one you posted doesn't look that new!

[cuddlesthesheep]

thats the boss.. like thats the end of the game? dammit i got there so easy and then gave up.. this isn't really the hardest game ever.