have you ever whacked at work?

[pete_yaj]

have you ever been really bored at work and suddenly you get a woody?
well i have...Today has to be my day in history that i finally put myself in my history books....(LOL) well, I'm sitting in my dept. when a really cute hot blonde nurse walks into my dept. with this very tight body... she ask me question, we talk (convers. here and there) and as we chatted...i was totally checking her out.... I even notice that she was wearing body short in her scrubs...well, after noticing that i had a huge woody...its like you can see it! well, i waited till the close was clear to walk off into my secret hiding spot to release my urge... walked back out and man! it feels pretty darn good....LOL

so, the question is--have you ever whacked at work?

[azndoc]

Geez you have no shame in your game apparently.

lol

[pete_yaj]

Hey! I Couldn't Help It....it's Just Today That I'm Wearing Boxer Instead Of Breif And Man! Boxer Sure Feels Different....lol..

[wangan_cruiser]

Geez you have no shame in your game apparently.

lol




hahahahahaha i second to that...


dude you must be really really really bored at your work. you need to be more active and go find something to do...i hope you didnt get caught on camera and this video will just pop up somewhere from the internet.....LOL

[s14_legend]

uhhh wtf ???

[pete_yaj]

i am....i have nothing to do....i just sit until i get an order do MRI.... its the weekend and ain't no doc. going to be here.....i have shit to do other than get online and fawk around....

[godzillarb]

Instead of just whacking it, why not put some effort into actually getting with that nurse?

[Phlip]

That is fucking sad...
Senior year in high school, I worked at Celebration Station (http://celebrationstation.com/index.php?location_id=3&PHPSESSID=850bdba172969210631479fbc74d3d00) and got head in a damn-near unknown and rarely used back hallway from this chick that worked with me and was apparently feeling me.
I made sex with her in the little house under one of the mini golf holes too, but that was after the park had closed and we were waiting on everyone else to finish working.

[MikeisNissan]

wow wtf.....

[wangan_cruiser]

That is fucking sad...
Senior year in high school, I worked at Celebration Station (http://celebrationstation.com/index.php?location_id=3&PHPSESSID=850bdba172969210631479fbc74d3d00) and got head in a damn-near unknown and rarely used back hallway from this chick that worked with me and was apparently feeling me.
I made sex with her in the little house under one of the mini golf holes too, but that was after the park had closed and we were waiting on everyone else to finish working.

thats what im talking about...hahah go get that nurse! go make some babies

[SW20Racer]

when i worked @ a marble slab creamery in gulfport ms, i'd hit wippets and bonez my girlfriend all over my boss' desk all day. sometimes we would spell out words on the m&m cookies, but no-one ever noticed. and then there were times where we would just blow shit up out back with fireworks and smoke pot out of fruit. good times.

[pete_yaj]

Instead of just whacking it, why not put some effort into actually getting with that nurse?


It was her Patient that has an order on....of course i'm going to try to hit that...she's comming back so that i scan her pt.

[Flipzide]

i waited till the close was clear to walk off into my secret hiding spot to release my urge... walked back out and man!

I take it you have done this on more than one occasion? :keke:

[pete_yaj]

I take it you have done this on more than one occasion? :keke:

no...my first...kind of wierd, but it felted pretty damn good...

[azndoc]

That is fucking sad...
Senior year in high school, I worked at Celebration Station (http://celebrationstation.com/index.php?location_id=3&PHPSESSID=850bdba172969210631479fbc74d3d00) and got head in a damn-near unknown and rarely used back hallway from this dudethat worked with me and was apparently feeling me.
I made sex with him in the little house under one of the mini golf holes too, but that was after the park had closed and we were waiting on everyone else to finish working.

There fixed it for ya pal.

Ain't no shame in Phlip game either.

Gangstur gangstur

[pete_yaj]

There fixed it for ya pal.

Ain't no shame in Phlip game either.

Gangstur gangstur


LOL!!!! gangstas

[wangan_cruiser]

i guess i have no shame too....i boned this irish-el salvadorian at my old work by the basement...while other people still working upstairs....hjahahahaha

[mRclARK1]

How come you had to do it yourself?

If you had game, she would have been in that closet helping you. :keke:

EDIT: Forgot to ask... Why did you feel the need to share this? lol

[shrimpscampi]

YES...on someone's keyboard during lunch. That guy was a jerk...and so was I...

[azndoc]

I hope you were not "pleasuring" yourself again as you were making this thread.

Because that would just be fucking awkward.

[Bubbles]

so, the question is--have you ever whacked at work?

No.

I'm not some kind of freak.

:tweak:

[Phlip]

There fixed it for ya pal.

Ain't no shame in Phlip game either.

Gangstur gangstur
Dear Jack...
http://www.zilvia.net/f/member.php?u=4370

There is not a homofagual bone in my body and I am not willing to insert one into anyone else.

[HyperTek]

did you have a happy ending?

[SimpleS14]

whoa....wtf? to answer the question...no

I can't imagine doing that...you sir need to control those urges or put that energy in getting with the girl.

[wangan_cruiser]

I hope you were not "pleasuring" yourself again as you were making this thread.

Because that would just be fucking awkward.



i was about to say that too many details have been exposed

[adrians_s13]

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: lolwtf?

[pete_yaj]

lol... at five she's suppose to bring her pt down...

[YoungGun]

Poon Tang ?

[jspaeth]

Ok this is getting retarded and turning into who boned/got dome from his girlfriend at work....let's stay on topic folks

[RiversideS13]

sorry i cannot resist

http://www.basilwhite.com/gkak.jpg

[pete_yaj]

the reply with YES or NO! maybe a short story on why you did it...

[turtl631]

I'm glad that MRI techs are hard at work jacking off after the nurses they drool over leave. It's good to see such professionalism.

[azndoc]

the reply with YES or NO! maybe a short story on why you did it...

Dude seriously your a whack job.

Are you one of those dudes that likes to watch porn with friends around?

lol

Phlip you love me to much to do that.

or would you? hmmmmmmm.......

[pete_yaj]

Dude seriously your a whack job.

Are you one of those dudes that likes to watch porn with friends around?

lol

Phlip you love me to much to do that.

or would you? hmmmmmmm.......

thier is nothing wrong about doing that!

[240love]

HAHAHAHA too much info!!.... but yea watching porn with friends is super weird

[ESmorz]

thier is nothing wrong about doing that!

Did you go to Potter Jr. High by any chance?

Because there was this kid that would just drop his pants and go to town at the urinal...

[shinhed]

Should have made this a pole.
Yes, I've done it and even in class (pocket pool style), in 9th grade.

[azndoc]

http://blogs.brilliantbutcancelled.com/newswire/20060927_drphil_260x220.jpg

Your freaking me out man..........................

[Future240]

:wtf: wow........

[pete_yaj]

Should have made this a pole.
Yes, I've done it and even in class (pocket pool style), in 9th grade.

LOL....:drama:

[jackjack]

you're a sick fuck............ ahahahahahahah

too much jerkin your merkin?

only thing i've ever done at work (don't work there anymore) was have sex with my girlfriend. closet, break room, boss' office......... *squirt *squirt.......... all over.

[airsoft]

I hope you washed your hands w/ soap and water and scrub and shit...

[WilloW]

Did you go to Potter Jr. High by any chance?

Because there was this kid that would just drop his pants and go to town at the urinal...

There's a few kids in my middle school that had "raced" to see who finish first :confused: .
No, I've never whacked at work.

[Grendel]

Hmm I've never beat off at work... I didn't even beat off during basic training.

When I was like 11 or 12 I beat off in the electronics section of kmart once. Not sure why. I was a strange little kid.

Happy now?! lol

[DirtyS14]

I am the blonde nurse that was in your department today.....wow what can I say.

[MADE]

Post pics of this chick that makes you put yourself out there at work..


I wonder if she is on the coach or prada BBS making the same thread.

[lflkajfj12123]

Hmm I've never beat off at work... I didn't even beat off during basic training.

When I was like 11 or 12 I beat off in the electronics section of kmart once. Not sure why. I was a strange little kid.

Happy now?! lol

haha the new tomb raider must have just cameo out

[jspaeth]

Dude seriously your a whack job.

Are you one of those dudes that likes to watch porn with friends around?

lol

Phlip you love me to much to do that.

or would you? hmmmmmmm.......


Learn to like it hahahaha

http://makingapril.com/greg/justin/girlnext.JPG

[eastcoastS14]

ahaha that shit is gross....never done this or even had the urge, closest thing ive done is scratch my balls when no one is around...but seriously wtf? If I got to that point Id just skip outta work early and go bang my girl

I do have a friend who said that he did it driving once tho lol....but hes the fuckin horniest kid I know but also gets a lot of hot girls so hes not some lonely weirdo or anything

and some kid did it at football practice once....and then wiped his hand on some kid hahaha....alotta fucked up shit like that happened

but seriously man 25 years old and wackin off in a hospital closet....sounds like someone needs to do some serious sould searching lol

[JVD]

There's a few kids in my middle school that had "raced" to see who finish first :confused: .
No, I've never whacked at work.
Pointless. I'd prob finish last and say, "I WIN!"

[AznDrftr.]

please tell me your joking.

[rainier]

its funny, some forums if you posted a subject like this, people would actually answer it without all the joking, but you should know, zilvia is not the place.

i havent done it, and if i ever did, i would'nt post it a topic about it.

[errolorion]

how the fuck do you have more rep power than me?

[blasting_speed]

Dude, i've gotten whacked at work. Does that count???

[lil240sx95]

this reminds of that guy that got caught jerking it on video and then put his finger in his ass. and then his friend walked in on him or something like that

[WagDatto]

Speaking of getting caught on security cameras, my boss just told me that he was firing me. When I asked why, he told me because he caught me doing this:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=Br7DsPbM0g8

God I am so embarassed....

Dude, wouldn't that suck?

[180sExy]

wow wacking off at work! Lolz wow Now thats a new low!

[98s14inaz]

I banged a female customer in the back of the cell phone store I worked at...long story short i've been dating her for the last two years...lol

[steve_o1989]

Bahaha that video is from the Airport in Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada. Like who that hell shits in a plant, there are probably a ton of washrooms in the place. And eewwww, he didn't wipe.

[errolorion]

im 'whacking it' right now

[ms!3]

lmao at this thread. hahahaha

[jrocslider]

wow wtf

how pathetic



reminds me of a story my gf told me.

so her parents own a restaurant and she helps them out and is a waitress at times. they had a guy workin in the kitchen with them for a while and he was about my gf's age. one day my gf walks to the restroom to check her makeup and when she opens the restroom door the dude was finishing in the sink. he never came back to work haha

[eastcoastS14]

^^ my girl used to work at hooters and one of the girls went into the bathroom and was lookin in the mirror and heard somethin behind her, so she went out and got one of the door guys to check it out...and it was this dude who was clearly slow beatin off in the stall lol...funny but sad at the same time

[WilloW]

Speaking of getting caught on security cameras, my boss just told me that he was firing me. When I asked why, he told me because he caught me doing this:


God I am so embarassed....

Dude, wouldn't that suck?

Oh shit! He unleashed his fury on that plant, you see that little fucker shaking about.

[ByeByeSti]

^^ my girl used to work at hooters and one of the girls went into the bathroom and was lookin in the mirror and heard somethin behind her, so she went out and got one of the door guys to check it out...and it was this dude who was clearly slow beatin off in the stall lol...funny but sad at the same time


hahaha well you are from mass, that explains it.


:wtf:
but on topic- seriously this thread is fucked hahha

this = you sir:wackit:

[MikeisNissan]

Like seriously who even thinks about jerkin off at work??

[eastcoastS14]

hahaha well you are from mass, that explains it.


:wtf:
but on topic- seriously this thread is fucked hahha

this = you sir:wackit:

^^ yeah she worked at the one across from the fleet center llol funny shit...dudes are creeps tho, she had some middle eastern dude that wouldnt stop trying to touch her, and some guy asked if she would come to his house and wash his floors lol

[fliprayzin240sx]

This is why the Military actively filters anything pornographic (And anything else that may set off the urge) at work...

[eastcoastS14]

lol i can honestly say I havent got hard from checking out fully clothed girls since i was like 15....unless they were doing something incredibly seductive, but cmon...you got hard from seeing the line of her shorts through her scrubs? sounds like you need to unleash the fury mor often

[BOOSTLOVER]

at least you didn't sit on your finger... or did you?:jerkit:

SERIOSLY I don't want to know.
:cj:
NSFW...NSFW...NSFW...NSFW...NSFW...NSFW...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YxRgY7UH8IY
NSFW...NSFW...NSFW...NSFW...NSFW...NSFW...
:cj:

[eastcoastS14]

^^ hahaha god thats the worst

[jspaeth]

I banged a female customer in the back of the cell phone store I worked at...long story short i've been dating her for the last two years...lol


Ummmm good luck with that

[98s14inaz]

Ummmm good luck with that

At least I was getting some and not spanking it :bigok:

[TheRonTom31]

This reminds me of senior year in highschool, one of my friends who was and still is smoking hot asked me to give her a ride home on our lunch ( we got to go off campus for lunch) cause I guess some weirdo who like stalked her beat off in class behind her and wiped it on her. I was so disgusted I almost puked I can't even imagine how she felt.

Beat off at home people not in public:cj:

[jspaeth]

This reminds me of senior year in highschool, one of my friends who was and still is smoking hot asked me to give her a ride home on our lunch ( we got to go off campus for lunch) cause I guess some weirdo who like stalked her beat off in class behind her and wiped it on her. I was so disgusted I almost puked I can't even imagine how she felt.

Beat off at home people not in public:cj:


That is literally the grossed thing I've ever heard.

[steve shadows]

all the time man...all the time:cj:



:hahano:

[BustedS13]

wtf
nut powder thread i can take
"lol where have you masturbated" thread i can not

[exitspeed]

This is possibly the saddest thread ever made on Zilvia.

I'm glad I've never been so pathetic.

[Phlip]

^^^ I couldn't agree more.
The only thing worse than someone who would beat off at work is the person who would admit to it.

[BustedS13]

^what if they beat off as a goof, like blowing a load on a customer's pizza or something

is that better or worse

[exitspeed]

^what if they beat off as a goof, like blowing a load on a customer's pizza or something

is that better or worse

Worse. That really shows your true colors. It sounds funny for a movie, but in reality that is just fuckin sick.

[SW20Racer]

1. i searched. this is THE saddest thread on zilvia.
2. if i want to fuck over a customers food i will spit on it. there is no need to for me to pull out my dick around a bunch a dudes and be all "haha! hey watch me jerk it on this guys salad!" while they all stand around me and count how many pumps it takes. too much gay.

[axiomatik]

wow, zilvia freakshow right here.

[240sx_sr20det]

This thread needs to be closed immediately.

Worst.

[exitspeed]

This IS the whackest thread (pun intended) thread ever.

My apologies for not closing it sooner guys.