Man romances picnic table; Gets felonies

[Farzam]

http://www.wtol.com/global/story.asp?s=8082496

[kcndizzle]

Holy Toledo!?!?! That seems like it would chaffe?(sp?)

[TooForOh]

Holy Toledo!?!?! That seems like it would chaffe?(sp?)

lets hope it wasnt a wooden table. lol

[Farzam]

Holy Toledo!?!?! That seems like it would chaffe?(sp?)

It's funny that you ask that, I was worried about that before my first time as well...but you learn a lot of trade secrets if you just kindly ask the gurus by the grill pits at your local parks late at night.

I personally like cocoa butter oil the most.

[kcndizzle]

It's funny that you ask that, I was worried about that before my first time as well...but you learn a lot of trade secrets if you just kindly ask the gurus by the grill pits at your local parks late at night.

I personally like cocoa butter oil the most.

It looks like we're delving into a whole new type of sub-culture with this one. BTW, why did you find it necessary to drive all the way to Ohio to do this?:keke:

[alindeman1989]

Man, I don't want to eat at picnic tables anymore.

[ByeByeSti]

"The first video we had, he was completely nude. He would use the hole from the umbrella and have sex with the table," Johnson says.

hahahhahhaa what a jackass

[DUFFM4N]

wow....i uhm...WOW

[powersteeringless180sx]

his wife must be butt ugly if he finds a table w/ a hole for the umbrella more attractive.... :confused:

[WERDdabuilder]

heard this on the radio this week.

um, what is more creepy? the guy doing the table or the neighbor video taping him a couple times before showing the cops.

ha, doing that shit at high noon too. maybe he likes his holes hot as hell and gets off on that shit.

[PRADOgy]

ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOFL~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HAHAHAH

omg dude.. i think that table fits inside the living room shit.. lol

[midnightouge]

wow crazy ass people these days, just yesterday i was watching a show called "Busted on the job" and some guy was having sex with a piñata.

[TiNMAN]

dude, i thought the guy having sex with his cars was weirt.

[2ilvia]

great, time to move

[JVD]

I hope he at least has the decency to pull out...

[98s14inaz]

ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOFL~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HAHAHAH

omg dude.. i think that table fits inside the living room shit.. lol

I'll second that...lol Holy crap.

[jrocslider]

i've had times on a picnic table but with a picnic table is just fucked up!

[SW20Racer]

pics of table or ban i say. must be a smokin hot piece of outdoor furniture...

[BustedS13]

that REALLY sucks for his kids.

on the other hand, this RULES for the other kids that go to school with his kids.
YOUR DAD FUCKED YOUR PICNIC TABLE. LOL. GUESS WHO ISN'T GETTING A PROM DATE.

[eastcoastS14]

hahahaahahahahahahaahahahahahaahahahhaahhaha

what a world we live in when a man cant even bang his own picnic tables umbrella hole without being charged

edit: I say youtube that video ASAP lol....that would be priceless entertainment

[SW20Racer]

hahahaahahahahahahaahahahahahaahahahhaahhaha

what a world we live in when a man cant even bang his own picnic tables umbrella hole without being charged

edit: I say youtube that video ASAP lol....that would be priceless entertainment

i dont doubt that it will leak to 4chan or jj.am here pretty soon

[BustedS13]

i dont doubt that it will leak to 4chan or jj.am here pretty soon

i don't doubt there already being some sort of picnic table porn on 4chan before this incident.
like, gay picnic table porn. and it's all covered in shit.

[SW20Racer]

i don't doubt there already being some sort of picnic table porn on 4chan before this incident.
like, gay picnic table porn. and it's all covered in shit.

a man can dream....a man can dream....

im going to run a search with the parameters "shit/table/gay cock/furniture fuck" and see what i cant find for my new wallpaper

[eastcoastS14]

lol god damn imagine being his kids.....or his wife

sounds like his kids are really young so they might not understand whats happening and by the time they are older it will be forgotten...but damn

[a_ahmed]

o...m...g... people need to be whipped for this crap... what's wrong with the world today...

What an emberassment hah

[origin_s135]

wow crazy ass people these days, just yesterday i was watching a show called "Busted on the job" and some guy was having sex with a piñata.

damn all these sick bastards! you got a dude raping the shit out of people's cars, now a dude messing with a picnic table, and also another fag on a PINATA!? they should all goto sex anonymous meetings; FOR REAL! not that i know anything about SA meetings, but i do know what's up with AA meetings. :)

[flip3d]

God. The neighbor is an asshole. Leave the man alone. At least he did it on his own deck at his own house instead of at public pool or in the park or something.


Oh, the neighbor should get a misdemeanor for voyeurism or something.

[Farzam]

Haha yeah bro get schwasted beer rocks woo AA i'm proud woo let's go play some diddy kong racing broo you rock bro woo