fuuuuuuuuuuck

[Andrew Bohan]

so about 3am, i heard the smoke detector go off

woke up my wife, my roommate was already up, and we gtfo the house.

so now everything is gone

no more car, no more bike, no more vinyl

i'm posting this from starbucks

[DUFFM4N]

wtf no way?! im sorry to hear about that...best wishes to you, your wife and roomate...i hope everything turns out for the best

[ctm_motortrends]

Wtf. Hope everyone is ok. Suck man Good luck with the insurance and starting everything over again.

[azndoc]

Geez. No way.

That really sucks man.

Is there anything we can do?

Do you guys have insurance?

[afro88]

I hope this is an april fools joke.

[jimmytango00]

WOW! are you fucking serious? I know its April and all, thats why ask. If you are serious im really sorry man and if there is any way i can lend a helping hand let me know....seriously let me know dont by shy n shit.

[Gnnr]

Damn WTF!? Sorry to hear that. :( Good thing the smoke detector went off and you guys made it out!

[DUFFM4N]

im hoping this is an april fools joke

[steve shadows]

Luke did it, he sabatoged your life

KILL HIM!


naw, seriously that is really horrible to hear man.

Did you have any sort of comprehensive insurance?

[SiI40sx]

April fools huh? Actually didnt Luke do this a while back? He burned his kitchen or something because of his cat??

[nistech]

sorry but i dont believe you i think it is april fools

[coreansurfer]

i call april fools and pray i'm right.

[ROUGE180]

I hope this is an april fools joke.
I 2nd that. I hope it's a joke. I hope you're ok man. Glad that you're alive.

[azndoc]

Fuck I just thought about it.

This might be an April fool's joke.

Shit.

[khmer1]

every one got mad at me cause i did this april fool thread so yea they neg rep me...but like every one said hope it just a joke

[azndoc]

every one got mad at me cause i did this april fool thread so yea they neg rep me...but like every one said hope it just a joke

Here at Zilvia we are not jokers.

We don't like jokes.

We hate jokes.

We have no sense of humor.

We're serious motherfuckers.

Get with the program.












Okay I'm kidding.

[SHIFT_*grind*]

i call april fools and pray i'm right.

For real. If not......fuck, dude. I'm sorry :(

[RiversideS13]

i honestly think, or hope it is a joke

[Bobafreak]

seriously sometimes jokes like these lead to confusion.

[godzillarb]

He's currently viewing this thread. If he doesn't respond in the next couple of minutes, it's a joke.

[slider2828]

Damn it Andrew? I just stopped by the house to get stickers for my company and I was like WTF??!?! Fire trucks, cops, etc etc.... I had to get to work, but damn everything was gone... At least no one was hurt....

[exitspeed]

That's a messed up April fools!

First thing I thought of was starting a thread so people can donate money.

Please tell me this is a joke.

[SiI40sx]

Damn it Andrew? I just stopped by the house to get stickers for my company and I was like WTF??!?! Fire trucks, cops, etc etc.... I had to get to work, but damn everything was gone... At least no one was hurt....

It is and this guy killed it. That totally doesnt sound legit, he even types like he's lying!

[S14DB]

It is and this guy killed it. That totally doesnt sound legit, he even types like he's lying!

Yeah, who shows up at 3am for stickers?

[drift freaq]

It is and this guy killed it. That totally doesnt sound legit, he even types like he's lying!

yup because basically if the fire happened at 3 A.M. then there would be no cop cars and fire trucks out there now. That would be 7 hours ago. A one house blaze goes up pretty quickly. They would be cleared out by now. I call April fools on this.

[diomedes]

Yeah, who shows up at 3am for stickers?

LOL!!!!

Andrew, come up here and give us an explanation.
Joke or no joke??

[Andrew Bohan]

guys, i doubt he came by RIGHT when the fire started, if he did i'd be suspicious.


he usually comes by around 6:30 or 7 to pick shit up

[steve shadows]

mob his house make it happen

[slider2828]

I was there around 6:30 to get stickers before I headed into the office for use on our trailer since we had a race coming up this week. I talked to Andrew for a little bit and asked what happened and he said the fire department was still doing their investigation... I had to get to work so I didn't have time to ask more questions.....

[SiI40sx]

haha his sig says turn and burn.....

[gripstr]

http://i251.photobucket.com/albums/gg293/donnamarie814/funny-pictures-cat-steals-dog-bed.jpg

Absolutely pointless picture,

but wth, i hope it cheers you up!

[veeates36]

damn, it really sucks to read/hear that..i hope everyone is ok and everything works out for the best..good luck

[let5l1de]

I cant even begin to imagine how bad that feeling must be. Sry to hear about the losses. thankfully everyone was able to get out safely.

time to reset priorities..... fawk

[slider2828]

My sig is not admissible in court....

[godzillarb]

My sig is not admissible in court....

This is Zilvia, not a court of law.

[jackjack]

so about 3am, i heard the smoke detector go off

woke up my wife, my roommate was already up, and we gtfo the house.

so now everything is gone

no more car, no more bike, no more vinyl

i'm posting this from starbucks


wha????????????????????????? damn bro. i'm glad everyone is ok. keep your head up. take care.















p.s. if this is a joke. F you :kiss:

[Phlip]

I am still somehow wanting to call April Fools on this one, I don't ever recall hearing Andrew speak of a wife.



every one got mad at me cause i did this april fool thread so yea they neg rep me...but like every one said hope it just a joke
The difference is that his post was in complete, capitalized and punctuated sentences, and that we've known Andrew to actually be entertaining and even funny in the past... YOUR April fools joke, however, was painful to try and read, not to mention way out of place with mind on the fact that it had nothing to do with anything. Besides, most people will sooner -rep someone for wasting their time on something that is plain unfunny when it is in the wrong section as well.

[S14DB]

guys, i doubt he came by RIGHT when the fire started, if he did i'd be suspicious.


he usually comes by around 6:30 or 7 to pick shit up
4hrs later, man those firefighters are slow in cali....

So the internet is still working in the shell of a house? :keke:

[ryguy]

Damn man, sorry to hear that. If it isnt an april fools joke, what terrible timing.

However, they dont have computers at starbucks, just wifi. And you said everything is gone. Who thinks to grab their laptop, hmmmmm?

[ManoNegra]

I had a feeling this was April's fool thread... or I hope it is... I don't think I'm going to trust new threads today.

[waynehead05]

Man... I'll say a prayer for you.

[downshift_sideways]

You iight bruh?

[RiversideS13]

I am still somehow wanting to call April Fools on this one, I don't ever recall hearing Andrew speak of a wife.


that is what i thought too, don't recall he ever mentioned about his wife

[timlush]

So the internet is still working in the shell of a house? :keke:

He said he was posting from Starbucks?

[Andrew Bohan]

i got married in august, just didn't make a big deal of it

you guys should go work on a real conspiracy, like the WTC or federal reserve

[azndoc]

Pics or pink for a day.

[Andrew Bohan]

umm this is the best i can do right now

http://www.laboratory17.com/images/install01.jpg
see my ring?

[godzillarb]

Pics of the house?

[Phlip]

Pics or pink until the war is over.

There, fixed that for you

[S14DB]

He said he was posting from Starbucks?

Well he must have been posting from Starbucks yesterday also cause the IP's are the same... :Ownedd:

http://www.germes-online.com/direct/dbimage/50070281/Lollipops.jpg

[obsolete]

lol...another thing is you are married and have a roommate?

if not, good that you are alive

[Andrew Bohan]

yes, we live with her best friend's sister. well, not anymore

[BustedS13]

lol...another thing is you are married and have a roommate?

if not, good that you are alive

i'm going to burn your house down, lol

[azndoc]

Pics of best friend's sister or ban now.

[Aeroscraper326]

I'm calling BS due to April fools.

[smellslikecurry]

if you house just burned down...

...like an hour ago

would you be sifting through your shit or posting on zilvia?

[Phlip]

Nude pics of best friend's sister or ban until the rapture.

There, fixed that one for you too.

[Andrew Bohan]

well
zilvia is the most important thing, so zilvia

[Bobafreak]

There, fixed that one for you too.
hahahaha. wow the rapture...

[njd07]

LMAO @ the gullible zilvia members...I had my april fools radar on today...after reading this guys post I immediatly knew its a joke. nice try...actually nice one since most the members fell for it.

[BustedS13]

if you house just burned down...

...like an hour ago

would you be sifting through your shit or posting on zilvia?

it'd still be all burny, it holds up

[smellslikecurry]

haha imagine if it wasnt a joke


wed all feel like assholes



should i ask now or later for a refund on my vinyl :keke:

[BustedS13]

can you imagine being diagnosed with cancer on april fools day
everybody'd be like "LOL" and you'd be like, "no seriously, i'm going to die"

[Ritz S14]

I thought you were fucking with me calling me up at 5am. I was going to kick, or have someone kick your ass.

[Farzam]

I was thinking "noone does April Fools jokes anymore. They're lame."

You don't seem to be a lame guy.

But still.

[ESmorz]

I thought you were fucking with me calling me up at 5am. I was going to kick, or have someone kick your ass.

The plot thickens...

[EDacIouSX]

Pics or pink for a day.

ah damn, pink... we both know how it feels to get pinked, i say andrew needs to know how it feels to get pinked that way we are left in suspense for a week!

lol.. anyways i call april fools on this one cause he'd be hardcore trippin if his house did go poof

[TiNMAN]

dude no lie, i was gonna have andrew take pics of himself with my t's on....but i just passed by and there's nothing left. im posting from my cell. sigh.


paypal donations here: [email protected]

[godzillarb]

dude no lie, i was gonna have andrew take pics of himself with my t's on....but i just passed by and there's nothing left. im posting from my cell. sigh.


paypal donations here: [email protected]

If this isn't true, you just committed fraud.

[ESmorz]

If this isn't true, you just committed fraud.

He never said what the donations are for.

[downshift_sideways]

Yup.

Fraud.

I'm reporting this to the FBI.

[BustedS13]

i just drove by his house is gone
and i got a fix it ticket on my way back

[downshift_sideways]

Dude Drew pick up your phone!!!

I actually drove by because I was concerned, and I was in the area.

Half the house is burned!

If you and your lady need a place to stay, your more than welcome to stay at my pad for however long you need man.

[godzillarb]

He never said what the donations are for.

I don't know any judge that would buy the argument that he intended the donations to be for something else. If you want to argue about it, PM me.

Anyways, doesn't really matter... unless the donations start pouring in and they're not refunded (assuming the OP's house didn't burn down of course).

[TiNMAN]

He never said what the donations are for.

a good time?


edit: why would you even wanna go as far as arguing through PM? take chill pill bro bro.

[ESmorz]

I don't know any judge that would buy the argument that he intended the donations to be for something else. If you want to argue about it, PM me.

Anyways, doesn't really matter... unless the donations start pouring in and they're not refunded (assuming the OP's house didn't burn down of course).

Haha I was just being a smart ass.

Technically he never said the donations were for anything for all we know it could be for his t-shirts. I don't know if purely contextual "evidence" on a car forum would hold up in court.




edit: why would you even wanna go as far as arguing through PM? take chill pill bro bro.

E-Five for you ha

[Drunk Bastard]

i call april fools and pray i'm right.

I call april fools and pray I'm WRONG
:smash:

[godzillarb]

edit: why would you even wanna go as far as arguing through PM? take chill pill bro bro.

Because the rules of evidence, what's admissible, context, the elements of proving fraud, ect. can get complicated and it's very off topic. No point cluttering up this thread with legal stuff.

[TiNMAN]

yea so stfu or gtfo. wow.

[Ritz S14]

MAn just lost his house. You guys need to chill. wtf.

[BustedS13]

MAn just lost his house. You guys need to chill. wtf.

april fools?

[turbodcivic]

so i got a call from drew about 630 this morning and a swung by at about 745-8 am to pick him and his wife up .


heres the only pic i snapped.

http://i159.photobucket.com/albums/t156/turbodcivic/drewfire.jpg

fucking sucks

[Bobafreak]

omg.. you guys feel like shit now? ill donate.

[sonomadrifter]

so i got a call from drew about 630 this morning and a swung by at about 745-8 am to pick him and his wife up .


heres the only pic i snapped.

http://i159.photobucket.com/albums/t156/turbodcivic/drewfire.jpg

fucking sucks


haha good one! ^^^^

[smellslikecurry]

so i got a call from drew about 630 this morning and a swung by at about 745-8 am to pick him and his wife up .


heres the only pic i snapped.

http://i159.photobucket.com/albums/t156/turbodcivic/drewfire.jpg

fucking sucks


damn...im guessing drews hot garden tractor started that fire


or maybe the laser WMDs he was making a while ago in his garage

[sonomadrifter]

i was thinking the garden tractor as well....
but they definately shouldnt have vented the fire...ftl

[Phlip]

I happened to just save that picture to my computer, opened windows explorer, and hovered over the picture, and it is now apparent that Drew's house burned down about 1:04pm on April 28, 2006:
http://img530.imageshack.us/img530/9807/firehy5.jpg
APRIL FOOLS!!!

[smellslikecurry]

quick someone



the retards are sprouting

[turbodcivic]

damn. fuck

[Andrew Bohan]

ACTUALLY

it was april 26, 1992

[DUFFM4N]

there was a riot on the streets, tell me where were you

[drift freaq]

shit I called this on the first page and still a bunch of you guys were able to get snowed by drew and his friends. LOL once again April fools.

[arkive43]

http://i30.tinypic.com/332v3f8.jpg

lolz u cant trust anything today some dude here in town was telling ppls he had aids for aprilfools :-/

[ESmorz]

http://i30.tinypic.com/332v3f8.jpg

lolz u cant trust anything today some dude here in town was telling ppls he had aids for aprilfools :-/

Now that's just something you don't want to spread... literally.

[SiI40sx]

THIS is how you do a april fools joke!

http://www.zilvia.net/f/showthread.php?t=185096

HAHHAHAHAHAH i got SOOOO many people!!!!!

[ESmorz]

THIS is how you do a april fools joke!

http://www.zilvia.net/f/showthread.php?t=185096

HAHHAHAHAHAH i got SOOOO many people!!!!!

Nah way. This had that epic joke set up where you can't really make fun of them or call the bluff cause they could be serious. If they are serious you are an asshole. So you kinda just gotta sit around and wait.

[SHIFT_*grind*]

shit I called this on the first page and still a bunch of you guys were able to get snowed by drew and his friends. LOL once again April fools.

This had that epic joke set up where you can't really make fun of them or call the bluff cause they could be serious. If they are serious you are an asshole. So you kinda just gotta sit around and wait.

Practically everybody called it. =P


BTW, glad your house didn't burn down, and shit.

[jackjack]

http://www.seomoz.org/images/upload/simpsons_nelson_haha2.jpg

[SHIFT_*grind*]

ACTUALLY

it was april 26, 1992

Ahhhhhh, I didn't catch that until I saw this:

there was a riot on the streets, tell me where were you

[exitspeed]

For those that thought this was true, I have seeds to REAL money tree's that will grow to full maturity within 3 weeks.

I will sell each package of seeds for the low LOW price of only $199.99.

PM me for more details.

[SHIFT_*grind*]

Yeah, but no one wants to risk looking like a huge dick on the very off chance that it's actually true. :p

[S14DB]

THIS is how you do a april fools joke!

http://www.zilvia.net/f/showthread.php?t=185096

HAHHAHAHAHAH i got SOOOO many people!!!!!

Yeah but fucking around in the Market Place can get you banned... :keke: :fawkd:

[ILoveMyRHS13]

THIS is how you do a april fools joke!

http://www.zilvia.net/f/showthread.php?t=185096

HAHHAHAHAHAH i got SOOOO many people!!!!!

Hahaha, that one was good, too. Andrews still won.:aw:

[azndoc]

My uncle told me yesterday that his gf told him that she was knocked up.

Then told him it was an April's fools day joke.

He wasn't laughing.

[exitspeed]

My wife used to get me real good every year. Then last year I got her and we agreed to stop.

[steve shadows]

haha imagine if it wasnt a joke


wed all feel like assholes



should i ask now or later for a refund on my vinyl :keke:


Dude I said in my second posting in this thread.

MOB HIS HOUSE

make it happen.

make it happen is an excellent motto btw.

[exitspeed]

Here's a good April fools joke.

New Ford Logo.
http://www.autoblog.com/2008/04/02/belated-april-foolery-fords-new-symbiosis-logo/