so apparently pokemon are real

[jibanez]

and these guys believe...
http://z9.invisionfree.com/Pokeclipse/index.php?showtopic=383

[Skeeg]

wow... they are real!! go mewto!!

[MikeisNissan]

I have a Meowth.

[Tops*]

Of course, they're real.

You didn't know?

Here's a level 3 Pikachu.

http://pikachu.freeonlinegames.com/images/5889.jpg

[Skeeg]

oh snap lvl 3... capture the evolve when he levels up some more, thing is still a newb....

i feel stupid.

[TheRonTom31]

no way....

SQUIRTLE I CHOOSE YOU!!!!!!! * stares at empty lifeless plastic ball thrown on floor....continues to stare... starts to cry *






but seriously I mean come on are these people serious

[JVD]

Oh god. I love how most of them are all like "some people are so ignorant."

You think pokemon are fucking real!

So confused...

[SW20Racer]

did anyone noticed the post from "disable"??

I'm an Atheist, but I don't laugh at my Christian friends because they believe in something else.

fuckbeans dude, you dont believe in a higher power but you're positive there are little fire lizards running around yelling "charmander!" for every word they try to communicate?

that forum is going to be the cause of at LEAST 3 people going on a killing spree

btw, shooting orange juics out your nose HURTS

[Flipzide]

I'm curious about the age of those posters >.>

[niSm095]

quite possibly the best website/forum I've ever seen. Thank you for completing my life. Now I can chat with those whos 'poke-balls' havent dropped yet

[adrians_s13]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[murda-c]

do online friends count? :)

[Kuzumi]

yeah he really owned his friends....

[jibanez]

damn thing won't let me join either, haha

Quote:
It seems that while the hackers that attacked our previous site have yet to attack, we are being flooded with trolls from sites like CE from GameFAQs. As a result, no new users will be validated for a short while. I apologize to any true believers who are unable to post in the interim, but the mods and admins need some time to sort out the trolls.

[allntrlundrgrnd]

hahah he says he gets laughed at by his "friends" then asks "did i own them?"

i shouldnt even be laughing at this, that is probably one lonely kid

[lil240sx95]

ahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahaha
ahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahaha
ahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahaha
wow.

[jackjack]

no................ fricken............ way................ :faint:

[MikeisNissan]

-I myself do believe in pokemon, but I do not expect those around me to, since they don't have to.

"They're obviously agents of Digimon. You must kill them in their sleep by eating their dreams."

[S13Boosts]

Of course, they're real.

You didn't know?

Here's a level 3 Pikachu.

http://pikachu.freeonlinegames.com/images/5889.jpg


OH SHIT +1 for that:faint:

[w0nderbr3ad]

It sounds like a majority of the forum posters are around the teenager age range. Have any of you seen any of their other threads? Especially the non believers area hahaa. [sarcasm] Even the pideon outside is pigeoto [\sarcasm]

To the original poster...how did you end up there in the first place? haha

[shade]

Of course, they're real.

You didn't know?

Here's a level 3 Pikachu.

http://pikachu.freeonlinegames.com/images/5889.jpg

Any action pics with electric attacks?

[Phlip]

I have learned to openly doubt the entertainment value of people who will surely die virgins.

[Flipzide]

damn thing won't let me join either, haha

Quote:
It seems that while the hackers that attacked our previous site have yet to attack, we are being flooded with trolls from sites like CE from GameFAQs. As a result, no new users will be validated for a short while. I apologize to any true believers who are unable to post in the interim, but the mods and admins need some time to sort out the trolls.

BAHAHAHHHAHAHAH GameFAQs invasion... I remember when LUE used to do that all the time...

[LongGrain]

there are people who will believe anything.


case in point: www.theflatearthsociety.org

[Phlip]

Adventures in extreme virginity, I tell you.
I will NEVER EVER EVER ridicule someone who will NEVER get laid. Seriously, this is how school shootings happen in suburbia.

[jibanez]

It sounds like a majority of the forum posters are around the teenager age range. Have any of you seen any of their other threads? Especially the non believers area hahaa. [sarcasm] Even the pideon outside is pigeoto [sarcasm]

To the original poster...how did you end up there in the first place? haha


haha my friend linked me to it... for I am a non-believer

[Omarius Maximus]

I feel sorry for that poor rat.

[drift-it]

I want one of those dinosaur ones that I could ride around and fuck shit up with.

[Phlip]

Seriously, these motherfuckers must be damned stupid or something
i became so angry when i read that.. i cant imagine how you felt with them laughing at you

I think it's better to only have online or Pokemon friends because friends in real life don't understand. Ignorence is really stupid, but you have to deal with it when you have other people around

Minami is right. I'm an Atheist, but I don't laugh at my Christian friends because they believe in something else.


At some point one has to look back and ask "are these motherfuckers serious?!!?"

[corriganjoshua]

Adventures in extreme virginity, I tell you.
I will NEVER EVER EVER ridicule someone who will NEVER get laid. Seriously, this is how school shootings happen in suburbia.
hahahaha I second this!

[s13poop]

if only i can find a real squirtle to help me wash my car it'd be pretty dope..

my friends laugh when i tell them i'm a gym leader..

well im out gotta head back to vermillion city :keke:

[DALAZ_68]

Of course, they're real.

You didn't know?

Here's a level 3 Pikachu.

http://pikachu.freeonlinegames.com/images/5889.jpg
un fucken believable :eek3: u caught one u actually caught one....:eek3:


LOL :rofl:...i couldnt stop laughing reading all the posters...seriously i wonder how young those poor fucks are...and its true....all those virgins mights just join forces and start a killing spree :hyper:

[99maxgtr]

i don't know if i should feel bad or laugh...

[txrxs]

The kids that posted on that forum are most likely 10-12 years old. I'm sure the last thing they are worried about is fucking some broads.

[240meowth]

What have i been saying... of course they're real...

[S13_Nightkid]

i say any kid who goes their school better watch the fuck out lol

[Phlip]

i don't know if i should feel bad or laugh...

Yes. .

[nismo-joe]

plus one rep for you man, i had the time of my life looking through that site filled with pokemon are real posts. The only proof they have is a bunch of he said she said, i saw, he saw, type of bs. one clown had some crazy theory of laying the nintendo game map of japan over a real map of japan saying there was some sort of parallel universe. hahahahahaha DUDE most of these guys seem to be normal, then you read the posts they make and they are real belivers. But come on, whats worse beliving in animals that have crazy powers or that aliens came down from space and put souls into our bodies. GOTTA CATCH UM ALL!!
http://i187.photobucket.com/albums/x168/bodiee/POKEMON1.jpg
http://i187.photobucket.com/albums/x168/bodiee/POKEMON2.jpg

[[email protected]]

i wonder what drugs they are on lolol

just to clear it up since i am getting - reped. they have to be hallucinating, thus the drug comment....

[Tops*]

Is it weird that I think the Team Rocket costume is hot? I think my girl should get one...

As far as my level 3 Pikachu, it currently knows quick attack. No lightning attacks yet.



:keke:

[BustedS13]

...what the shit.

this has to be some ridiculous meme that i haven't picked up on. the "pokemon are real forum" meme. i blame 4chan. if there's one thing i hate more than california it's 4chan

[cuddlesthesheep]

this thread is way better from their site

http://z9.invisionfree.com/Pokeclipse/index.php?showtopic=422

haha its a russian plan!

[TheRonTom31]

...if there's one thing i hate more than california it's 4chan

hahahahahaha:keke:

[jibanez]

this thread is way better from their site

http://z9.invisionfree.com/Pokeclipse/index.php?showtopic=422

haha its a russian plan!

oh man dude, so we just need a camera and head over to Italy and defeat the russians :rofl:

[BustedS13]

I know that it's not about Pokemon but there's Pokemon in it!!

Chapter 1
Mario Gets Killed

It has been a whole year since the Nintendo heroes beat Tabuu and now they were celebrating with a fight in a new stadium. Mario and Pikachu were going to fight! They waved at the crowd. They had a battle.

Mario threw fireballs at Pikachu and Pikachu dodged them and used Thunderbolt. But Mario dodged the thunderbolt and ran into Pikachu and punched him. Pikachu was hurt and retalliated by using Skull Bash and Mario got hit by it. Then a Smash Ball appeared and Mario got it. He used it on Pikachu and Mario won.

Then Mewtwo came down from the sky with primids after Mario brought Pikachu back to life!

"Mama mia I thought we beat all the Subspace guys!" Mario yelled.
"Pika pika pi!"
Translation: Oh no, we have to fight them Mario!

Mario and Pikachu fought all the bad guys. While Mario was distracted Mewtwo used his Dark Cannon he had to turn Mario into a trophy!

The whole crowd in the stadium screamed. Could Mario, the greatest hero ever, really get defeated?!

Then Mewtwo set off a subspace bomb and the stadium exploded but thanks to Pikachu everyone was okay because he saved them. Luigi was in the stadium watching the fight and he was sad and angry that Mewtwo captured Mario. Luigi went chasing after Mewtwo all by himself but Pikachu was too worried about Luigi to be by himself when he's so sad so Pikachu went to chase after Luigi so he could calm him down.

CHAPTER 2
Pikachu Pursues Luigi

Pikachu went into the big field after Luigi but then Primids came to hurt him. Captain Olimar was there too and Pikachu and Captain Olimar teamed up. Captain Olimar threw all his Pikmin at the primids to fight, but then he picked up Pikachu and threw him instead because he accidentally thought he was a Pikmin! Pikachu shocked Captain Olimar for revenge. Captain Olimar said he was sorry though.

Then Captain Olimar and Pikachu went after Luigi and saw Luigi was fighting Bowser. Then Luigi got hit really hard by Bowser and Luigi got hurt on the head and he was really dizzy and he went off into the forest, seeming dazed and different. (Remember this part because it's important to know he got hurt on the head!)

Then Pikachu and Captain Olimar fought Bowser. Bowser laughed evilly and brought out his own Dark Gun and tried to hit Captain Olimar but his Pikmin sacrificed themselves to save Olimar and they became trophies. Olimar was mad and angry and screamed "I'LL GET YOU BACK EVIL BOSS!"

Olimar went to fight Bowser with new Pikmin and with Pikachu's help. Bowser used fire breath and attacked captain Olimar and then Captain Olimar threw Pikmin at him and they hurt Bowser. Then when all the Pikmin were back to Olimar Pikachu hurt Bowser with a Thunderbolt. He used Thunderbolt again and Bowser died into a trophy.

Bowser got brought back by Mr. L though, who came in from the forest Luigi went into. Pikachu and Olimar were confused by who this Mr. L guy could possibly be! Mr. L was really Luigi because he got hit on the head too hard, but they didn't know that. Mr. L flew off in his Brobot with Mario's trophy that Bowser had, and took it to these big airships in the sky, while Bowser headed towards Peach's Castle in the Koopa Klown Car.

Pikachu and Captain Olimar chased after Bowser.














......and it goes on. fucking smash bros fan fic.
http://z9.invisionfree.com/Pokeclipse/index.php?showtopic=90

[JVD]

Peep my new sig!

[240sx_sr20det]

Wow, just wow.

[docbaily]

Peep my new sig!

Very fancy! I like it.

[s13poop]

hahaha <3'n the sig

[jackjack]

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/166/364056599_fd907cbc48.jpg

[bbejj123]

Of course, they're real.

You didn't know?

Here's a level 3 Pikachu.

http://pikachu.freeonlinegames.com/images/5889.jpg

haha nice!!!

[SexPanda]

girls at school call me bulbasaur...

lol. i remember pokemon. they were the shit when i was like, 10. Good times, good times. I remember once i got a charazard in a pack. i damn near shat myself.

[TiNMAN]

http://i187.photobucket.com/albums/x168/bodiee/POKEMON2.jpg

pokeorgy anyone?

[sr20powerd]

people suck shit

[916S14]

hahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahaha holy shit that made me laugh so hard i spilled my drink...

[qt_240]

w0w.. seriously.. its amazing that are people like that...

[ByeByeSti]

I have learned to openly doubt the entertainment value of people who will surely die virgins.


truthh!! and hopefully its soon !:wtf: :loco: :fawk2:

[Matej]

I will NEVER EVER EVER ridicule someone who will NEVER get laid. Seriously, this is how school shootings happen in suburbia.
Don't worry pokemon masters don't resort to violence, they use pokemon to fight their battles. These kids will walk into the cafeteria, throw a bunch of balls on the ground, and everyone else will be like "uhhh okay."

[sil40drift]

plus one rep for you man, i had the time of my life looking through that site filled with pokemon are real posts. The only proof they have is a bunch of he said she said, i saw, he saw, type of bs. one clown had some crazy theory of laying the nintendo game map of japan over a real map of japan saying there was some sort of parallel universe. hahahahahaha DUDE most of these guys seem to be normal, then you read the posts they make and they are real belivers. But come on, whats worse beliving in animals that have crazy powers or that aliens came down from space and put souls into our bodies. GOTTA CATCH UM ALL!!
http://i187.photobucket.com/albums/x168/bodiee/POKEMON1.jpg
http://i187.photobucket.com/albums/x168/bodiee/POKEMON2.jpg


Not to be overly technicaly but theoreticaly it is possible to have a "pokemon" universe. Assuming the universe is "infinite" also, its possible to have pokemon in our own universe( but obviously not on this planet) When you consider the depth of "infinity" That means endless rolls of a dice with never ending sides...Eventually the dice are going to land on "Pokemon planet", Once you go through every possible combination of every possible combintion of every possible combination of matter..You will eventually wind up with everything man could come to imagine. Like the infinite monkeys with type writers producing shakespere

Saying pokemon exist here, In our reality though..is preposterous..I signed up on their board just so i could flame them

[SW20Racer]

Not to be overly technicaly but theoreticaly it is possible to have a "pokemon" universe. Assuming the universe is "infinite" also, its possible to have pokemon in our own universe( but obviously not on this planet) When you consider the depth of "infinity" That means endless rolls of a dice with never ending sides...Eventually the dice are going to land on "Pokemon planet", Once you go through every possible combination of every possible combintion of every possible combination of matter..You will eventually wind up with everything man could come to imagine. Like the infinite monkeys with type writers producing shakespere

Saying pokemon exist here, In our reality though..is preposterous..I signed up on their board just so i could flame them

they are throwing around some quantum physics and jibber jabber about black holes and shit on their site. they need to read "the collapsing universe" and learn some math

[jibanez]

they are throwing around some quantum physics and jibber jabber about black holes and shit on their site. they need to read "the collapsing universe" and learn some math

They need to get off their computers and experience the real world

[SW20Racer]

They need to get off their computers and experience the real world

going outside probably wouldnt be good for anyone involved.
1. i dont think these "people" are mentally balanced enough to handle outside.
2.if i ever ran into/overheard one of these people talking in public, i'd probably laugh too hard and my inhaler wouldnt be handy...

[jibanez]

going outside probably wouldnt be good for anyone involved.
1. i dont think these "people" are mentally balanced enough to handle outside.
2.if i ever ran into/overheard one of these people talking in public, i'd probably laugh too hard and my inhaler wouldnt be handy...

haha your probably right. They would probably curse you or put a spell on you for laughing at them :rofl:

[s13silvia123]

you know what i think. they need help. yes they have issues. so i should recommend them Dr. Phil

[ryguy]

This shit reminds me of something I once saw on the way to work. One of my jobs is at Jake Melnick's Corner Tap in downtown Chicago. I had the top down and I'm driving down State Street, near DePaul University. On the side of the street there were about 50 people with signs, it looked like they were picketing something. My top was down, so I happened to hear what they were yelling. They were yelling "Pokemon is Real!" and "Believe in Pokemon Intelligent Design" and they had signs that said the same thing. Half of them were dressed up in costumes, there were like 5 or 6 overweight members of Team Rocket and some people in Pokemon costumes that looked like they took a lot of effort to make. The people leading it were dressed up just like the main characters of the damn show. I wish I could have taken a video, it was probably these same people on that forum.

[blasting_speed]

IDK. I'm still in to Pokemon,and Duel Monsters. The new Pokemon games freakin' rocked. I can't wait until Light Of Destruction release in May. Woot woot.

[Mi Beardo es Loco]

it is official. there is a forum about everything now. ok, the internet must now die.

[ROUGE180]

there are people who will believe anything.


case in point: www.theflatearthsociety.org (http://www.theflatearthsociety.org)

http://theflatearthsociety.org/forum/Themes/SoftMC_Blue/images/icons/profile_sm.gif Summary - Professor Gaystain Picture/TextName: Professor GaystainPosts: 23677 (60.247 per day)Position: Date Registered: February 26, 2007, 04:50:08 AMLast Active: Today at 07:21:38 PM


HHAHAHAHAHAHA GAY STAIN HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

[Aoshi112]

gotta catch'em all!!!! i posted this on supraforums off topic too. man this is just too sad

[90hatchie]

http://z9.invisionfree.com/Pokeclipse/index.php?showtopic=399

holy shit....thats why all those kids had seizures!!!!

[SW20Racer]

i wanna join the site just for the extremely lax sig rules...

[Helghast]

http://i77.photobucket.com/albums/j43/Viralrush/Mudkips1.gif

[ravinaziankid]

So sad...that's all i got to say..they can't accept the world they live in so they try to make everyone else believe that we live in a world based on an anime. I mean it would be cool to get free pets without paying and all, but i'm sure they would end up taking over the world and killing us all if this was true..haha.

[99maxgtr]

plus one rep for you man, i had the time of my life looking through that site filled with pokemon are real posts. The only proof they have is a bunch of he said she said, i saw, he saw, type of bs. one clown had some crazy theory of laying the nintendo game map of japan over a real map of japan saying there was some sort of parallel universe. hahahahahaha DUDE most of these guys seem to be normal, then you read the posts they make and they are real belivers. But come on, whats worse beliving in animals that have crazy powers or that aliens came down from space and put souls into our bodies. GOTTA CATCH UM ALL!!
http://i187.photobucket.com/albums/x168/bodiee/POKEMON1.jpg
http://i187.photobucket.com/albums/x168/bodiee/POKEMON2.jpg

i would probably dress like that douche bag if i could bone that chick :wavey: :nono:

[kandyflip445]

Of course, they're real.

You didn't know?

Here's a level 3 Pikachu.

http://pikachu.freeonlinegames.com/images/5889.jpg

:bs:

If it was real then it would be in a pokeball, not a cage.
:ughd:

Freakin idiots. lol

[shmiddy]

posted by "TeenageMutantNinjaSquirtle (http://z9.invisionfree.com/Pokeclipse/index.php?showuser=327)"

"They're obviously agents of Digimon. You must kill them in their sleep by eating their dreams. "

i gotta call my friends, they'll never belive me lmao:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[shmiddy]

i feel like signing up to that forum just so i can shit all over them lol

[Mr. Jesse]

Wow. Thats all I can think to say about that shit! Wow!!!
Someone post a link to some porn on their forum so these kids can do something productive with the internet.

[ayuaddict]

Not to be overly technicaly but theoreticaly it is possible to have a "pokemon" universe. Assuming the universe is "infinite" also, its possible to have pokemon in our own universe( but obviously not on this planet) When you consider the depth of "infinity" That means endless rolls of a dice with never ending sides...Eventually the dice are going to land on "Pokemon planet", Once you go through every possible combination of every possible combintion of every possible combination of matter..You will eventually wind up with everything man could come to imagine. Like the infinite monkeys with type writers producing shakespere

Saying pokemon exist here, In our reality though..is preposterous..I signed up on their board just so i could flame them

so.

basically.

there is a planet out these where TE37s grow on trees.

sweet.

i shall send my charmander to go harvest my new wheels.

[ryguy]

It's like these people don't realize that animators drew this shit. They think the show was a gift from God or something.

I would pay to be able to see everybody on that site's age.

Edit; I just realized their birthdays are in their profiles. The ADMIN is 18 years old lol. So far the oldest member I could find is 23.



Shit reminds me of Scientology.

[axiomatik]

You guys actually believe anything on that site is real? I'm sure it is all just a great big joke. Some people (probably college-aged) got together, and thought it would be funny to create this website as a joke on everyone who stumbles across it. That's why everyone's join-date is 3/22/08. Not because their old site was 'hacked', but because that's when they started the joke website. The Flat Earth Society is the same thing. Read through their forums, they are just a group of people who like to debate, and they just come up with ways to poke holes in people's arguments. Unsuspecting people stumble across the site, thinking it's real, register in order to make fun of the people on the board, all while being laughed at because they don't realize that the whole thing is a joke.

[ravinaziankid]

I find it funny that kids these days can keep up with all those names and pokemon but they can't remember crap they learned in school...theres like over 150 types of pokemon from what i remember plus the names when they evolve...they can at least use that energy for something useful and productive.
I guess people can say the same about working on cars, but at least we can put our knowledge into good use and save money on repairs.
Even if the site was a joke..these kids must have nothing better to do...go study or read a book or get laid...i dunno..find something better than devoting all your time on an anime only 10 year olds should be watching. Sorry i'm bored at work and have nothing better to do.

[ESmorz]

:bs:

If it was real then it would be in a pokeball, not a cage.
:ughd:

Freakin idiots. lol

If you knew anything...

Pikachu hated pokeballs. :D

[Tops*]

kandy, you're just jealous because you don't have a Pikachu.

Girls <3 Pikachu <3 Yuta

Hence,

Girls <3 Yuta

[iluvpandas4]

http://www.frappr.com/pokeclipse
just sit through the whole thing (NSFW)

"OMG I SAW AN AIDESOMON HERE" (pointed in Africa)

lol that made me laugh

[sTalnOut]

o wow POKEMON RULESSSSSSSSSSSSSS

[ryguy]

I find it funny that kids these days can keep up with all those names and pokemon but they can't remember crap they learned in school.

When I was like 9 years old I could name every single one. The games really werent half bad either.