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RJF
03-19-2008, 09:28 AM
Woman Goes for Leg Operation, Gets New Anus Instead
Wednesday, March 19, 2008

A German retiree is taking a hospital to court after she went in for a leg operation and got a new anus instead, the Daily Telegraph is reporting.

The woman woke up to find she had been mixed up with another patient suffering from incontinence who was to have surgery on her sphincter.

The clinic in Hochfranken, Bavaria, has since suspended the surgical team.

Now the woman is planning to sue the hospital. She still needs the leg operation and is searching for another hospital to do it.
shade
03-19-2008, 09:30 AM
How do you get a new anus? That sucks. She can't sit or stand anymore.
SW20Racer
03-19-2008, 09:43 AM
How do you get a new anus? That sucks. She can't sit or stand anymore.

lol im sure some careful stitching is involved. if i ever go in for major surgery, im going to write all over myself with a permanent marker and hope they dont fuck it up
WilloW
03-19-2008, 09:54 AM
Talk about "ripping you a new ass", poor lady.
Onitsukagirl
03-19-2008, 10:13 AM
poor lady, who is going to be rich as hell... lol... lol @ SW20... write it with a magic marker...
mrpeepers
03-19-2008, 10:51 AM
How do you get a new anus? That sucks. She can't shit or stand anymore.

There, fixed it :bigok:
Andrew Bohan
03-19-2008, 11:01 AM
you'd think with two anuses she could shit a lot.

time to be a porn star
jrbump
03-19-2008, 11:04 AM
I got surgery on my asshole, even worse they messed up the first surgery and 5 days later I had to do it again.

First time I shit after that was scarier than the first launch after the challenger.
eastcoastS14
03-19-2008, 11:07 AM
^^ you should probably tell as few ppl that story as possible
iAMprojekt
03-19-2008, 11:32 AM
imagine the other lady that woke up with a good leg and a messed up ass.




and how do you mess up your ass? buttsecksing?
SimpleS14
03-19-2008, 11:49 AM
and how do you mess up your ass? buttsecksing?


probably? speaking of ass...that is a nice one in your avatar
azndoc
03-19-2008, 11:55 AM
I got surgery on my asshole, even worse they messed up the first surgery and 5 days later I had to do it again.

First time I shit after that was scarier than the first launch after the challenger.

Thanks for sharing that with us.

It was awkward, but kinda funny.
Gnnr
03-19-2008, 11:58 AM
OMG! This thread delivers! lol.
exitspeed
03-19-2008, 12:15 PM
Those surgeons are a bunch of assholes...
allntrlundrgrnd
03-19-2008, 12:22 PM
ew, im getting pretty graphic mental pictures of whats involved in an anal transplant
1ZlowZ
03-19-2008, 01:28 PM
Would be pretty disgusting if they fart while having the operation, a bloody fart. Ha ha, hilarious.
Phlip
03-19-2008, 02:55 PM
See what social medicine gets your ass?
Oh shit, see what I just did just there:
See what social medicine gets your ass?

that's kind of a double entendre, because social medicine actually got her ass a new ass, get it?
Str8 Rippin
03-19-2008, 03:26 PM
Her husband is probably happy
Farzam
03-19-2008, 03:45 PM
She was probably being a bitch to one of the nurses, so they switched out her surgery info lololol
muddafakka
03-19-2008, 04:22 PM
Her husband is probably happy

Yeah he's gonna be violating that thang all the time from now on.

She was probably being a bitch to one of the nurses, so they switched out her surgery info lololol
That would be funny as hell if that was the case.
stinky_180
03-19-2008, 05:00 PM
you'd think with two anuses she could shit a lot.

time to be a porn star

i feel a new porn term coming.... TP!
ALEXTHESUS*PECT
03-19-2008, 05:11 PM
looks like the lady will get what she deserves in the end...........



lame i know!
imnotmatt1189
03-19-2008, 09:46 PM
AHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA. zilvia is hillarious. omg.
mrmephistopheles
03-19-2008, 09:58 PM
write it with a magic marker...


That's not a joke - smart people do that. When I had some kidney stones removed, I talked to the surgeon beforehand, and we both agreed on what was happening, and I asked him to make a note of it on my skin, just in case.
k0uki
03-19-2008, 10:25 PM
lol thats hilarious
jskateborders
03-20-2008, 12:21 AM
Just look at it this way.
You get a new water pump when you get an sr... why, so you know it wont go out.
She got a new ass.
Its not gonna go out, and even better, they will end up paying her for it.
Free new ass hole ftmfw!!!!
longdy
03-20-2008, 12:30 AM
this is sad to say but this is the funniest thing i heard today!!!...lol

now she can really have three holes for business...lol






(if your sensitive then dont take it offensively guys....)
Pank
03-20-2008, 12:43 AM
she already had 3 holes for business, they didnt add an extra asshole on her back or something.

not like she can run away if you want to check, though
kawika219
03-20-2008, 02:33 AM
Double trap doors FTMFW
ayuaddict
03-20-2008, 03:45 AM
holy fuck this thread is awesome.
Matej
03-20-2008, 03:57 AM
if i ever go in for major surgery, im going to write all over myself with a permanent marker and hope they dont fuck it up
Hahaha writing on your anus.

At least they didn't give her Goatse's anus or something.
jackjack
03-20-2008, 12:18 PM
WOW. that sucks. ahahahhaha <insert butt joke here>
speedgod^s13
03-20-2008, 06:23 PM
I can see a new genre of porn coming out real soon...double anal
allntrlundrgrnd
03-20-2008, 07:14 PM
That's not a joke - smart people do that. When I had some kidney stones removed, I talked to the surgeon beforehand, and we both agreed on what was happening, and I asked him to make a note of it on my skin, just in case.

When i went in for knee surgery the doctor wrote his initials in huge permanent marker on the knee i was gettin worked on before i got put under anesthesia. man i just remembered how retarded i was on liquid perc's after the procedure
inertiadrft
03-21-2008, 06:48 AM
Wait! so does that mean she has two assholes? but, but...how?!?
Or she had a butthole exchange? right?
A change of ass!!
Wait!! and where did they get the spare asshole?? WTF?
someone is missing their's!!
blasting_speed
03-21-2008, 02:19 PM
This title is so awesome.
jspaeth
03-21-2008, 02:22 PM
I got surgery on my asshole, even worse they messed up the first surgery and 5 days later I had to do it again.

First time I shit after that was scarier than the first launch after the challenger.

^^ you should probably tell as few ppl that story as possible

imagine the other lady that woke up with a good leg and a messed up ass.




and how do you mess up your ass? buttsecksing?

shit is so funny
jspaeth
03-21-2008, 02:25 PM
Fuck I definitely should have permamarkered the shit out of my right nut when I had it removed b/c of cancer.

That would've been the worst, waking up with one tumor nut, and then having to get hormone replacement and shit.

God, this has gotta be a massive lawsuit in the works
jrbump
03-21-2008, 03:02 PM
Even worse, a couple months after the surgery I saw the surgeon out on a lunch date. With a dude.

I was at lunch with my son and he was like "what's the matter dad, why are you sweating".
jspaeth
03-21-2008, 03:07 PM
What do you tell people...

"Yeah I'm swapping some of the parts out of stock rear end....I'm got a good deal on a pre-used asshole, makes the rear end much tighter, especially in corners"
JRas
03-22-2008, 04:04 PM
I got surgery on my asshole, even worse they messed up the first surgery and 5 days later I had to do it again.

First time I shit after that was scarier than the first launch after the challenger.

^^ you should probably tell as few ppl that story as possible

lmao, why did you get surgery on your asshole?
kuramaya
03-22-2008, 04:11 PM
Shock that virgin ass
kornaz
03-22-2008, 07:52 PM
ROFL @ this thread. :D
DrFtKiNg240sxy
03-22-2008, 10:18 PM
lmao, why did you get surgery on your asshole?

http://media.urbandictionary.com/image/large/buttsecks-43951.jpg

sorry, I had to :bow:
ByeByeSti
03-22-2008, 10:38 PM
hahahaahah ^^^^
LB.Motoring
03-22-2008, 10:58 PM
They put in a Y pipe, and now shes got Double Holez.
steve shadows
03-22-2008, 11:37 PM
It must be a lot more throaty now? ^ :bowrofl:
kornaz
03-23-2008, 02:45 PM
http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/04/invisible_buttsecks.jpg
http://www.nioutaik.fr/images/galerie/buttsex.jpg

ROFL!!
bbejj123
03-23-2008, 08:47 PM
Those surgeons are a bunch of assholes...
assholes...:keke:
andmattsayd
03-24-2008, 03:05 AM
failtown, Bavaria haha
geezus!
howw do you honestly mess up that bad>!?
ESmorz
03-24-2008, 03:08 AM
I had a dream like this last night.

Woke up and had the wrong surgery done. Then for some reason jessica biel was my nurse and we boned.

It'd probably be cheaper to pay some really attractive guy to rail her than settle a lawsuit haha.
johngriff
03-24-2008, 04:45 PM
But did she still get billed for it?
eastcoastS14
03-24-2008, 06:51 PM
Fuck I definitely should have permamarkered the shit out of my right nut when I had it removed b/c of cancer.

That would've been the worst, waking up with one tumor nut, and then having to get hormone replacement and shit.

God, this has gotta be a massive lawsuit in the works

did they give you a fake nut?? or do you just have a flappy sack now??