Sonic Motor
03-12-2008, 03:39 PM
My friend got it on his forum I guess and showed it to me haha. its a great read....
http://sacramento.craigslist.org/car/603166874.html
Here is the content if it got deleted.
1987 MRTWIZZLE - $750
Reply to: [email protected]
Date: 2008-03-11, 3:58PM PDT
This car is awesome. I'm pretty sure it shouldn't be running, but it does*.
Only 1**,*** miles
Small oil leak. (About a quart a week)
Salvaged only a couple of times.
It looks like the front bumper was painted by a paint brush, but it's not really noticeable from >45 ft.
Small dent on rear left side. Kind of broken tail light.
Small dent on rear right side. Tail light is fine though.
Front left blinker sometimes falls out.
Something hangs down from the front bumper, I'll try to cut it off soon.
Makes a weird noise when making right turns really fast and (I think the same cause) maks little gashes on the rear left tire. I'm frankly surprised it hasn't popped yet.
3rd gear grinds.
5th gear pops out.
Sometimes makes a really loud strange noise when starting up, but turning it off real quick and going "What the **** was that?!" usually fixes the problem.
Was previously owned by a gay dude.
There was this strange box underneath the seat that I took out. I hope it wasn't important.
Back trunk is a bitch to pop open.
I took out the tire and jack from the front trunk and haven't been able to put it back in the right way, so good luck with that
For a while the throttle would get stuck at like 4,000 RPM, but when I crashed into a pedestrian sign it somehow fixed it.
But other than that, there are good things too:
This car is sweet. You'll totally pick up the chicks and be able to beat any car in a street race.**
I discovered that in 5th gear, a medium mcdonalds cup fits perfectly in between the linkage. Which also helps prevent the gear from popping out.
I recently cut out the speakers and radio so there are open and exposed wires hanging, waiting for you to simpy install a new system.
The heater works. Really well, actually. It won't turn off.
I'm asking $750 and my price is firm. No low ballers or scammers. Seriously. I'll try to get some pictures up some day. Like today! http://s150.photobucket.com/albums/s119/StealthZero/
*Small Disclaimer:
If it so happens that this car is run on my will power alone and you don't have enough will power to run it, I will not be held responsible.
**Smaller Disclaimer:
Not that I condone street racing or anything, I'm just saying that hypothetically, this car is definitely the fastest car you'll ever drive, ever.
EDIT: It now has a dead battery and 2 flats. New price...500 bucks. (Will take interesting trades)
(this part was originally in smaller font so that you dont really see it, the funny part)
Keywords:sex, mr2, blackpeople, turbo, civicsaregay, ilikemen, stupidtesticleman, cheese, wattabaggabingbong, "the quantum theory of relativity" turbo, civic, Kim Jong Il, myspace, craigslist, sex, sexwithmr2s, hitlersweiner, 1909 1245 1986 1987 1988 1989 1990 1991 1992 1993 1994 1995 1, mkI, mkII, mkVII, Mark the Third.
Also, I'm lonely. Please E-mail if you want an MR2 or not.
NEW EDIT: This car is now sold. To some idiot too. I was about to sell it for 100 to anyone and even pay for a new tire. Buaha.
I hope the car died on you on your way back to sanfransisco and moroso construction goes out of business and your grandmother dies.
http://sacramento.craigslist.org/car/603166874.html
Here is the content if it got deleted.
1987 MRTWIZZLE - $750
Reply to: [email protected]
Date: 2008-03-11, 3:58PM PDT
This car is awesome. I'm pretty sure it shouldn't be running, but it does*.
Only 1**,*** miles
Small oil leak. (About a quart a week)
Salvaged only a couple of times.
It looks like the front bumper was painted by a paint brush, but it's not really noticeable from >45 ft.
Small dent on rear left side. Kind of broken tail light.
Small dent on rear right side. Tail light is fine though.
Front left blinker sometimes falls out.
Something hangs down from the front bumper, I'll try to cut it off soon.
Makes a weird noise when making right turns really fast and (I think the same cause) maks little gashes on the rear left tire. I'm frankly surprised it hasn't popped yet.
3rd gear grinds.
5th gear pops out.
Sometimes makes a really loud strange noise when starting up, but turning it off real quick and going "What the **** was that?!" usually fixes the problem.
Was previously owned by a gay dude.
There was this strange box underneath the seat that I took out. I hope it wasn't important.
Back trunk is a bitch to pop open.
I took out the tire and jack from the front trunk and haven't been able to put it back in the right way, so good luck with that
For a while the throttle would get stuck at like 4,000 RPM, but when I crashed into a pedestrian sign it somehow fixed it.
But other than that, there are good things too:
This car is sweet. You'll totally pick up the chicks and be able to beat any car in a street race.**
I discovered that in 5th gear, a medium mcdonalds cup fits perfectly in between the linkage. Which also helps prevent the gear from popping out.
I recently cut out the speakers and radio so there are open and exposed wires hanging, waiting for you to simpy install a new system.
The heater works. Really well, actually. It won't turn off.
I'm asking $750 and my price is firm. No low ballers or scammers. Seriously. I'll try to get some pictures up some day. Like today! http://s150.photobucket.com/albums/s119/StealthZero/
*Small Disclaimer:
If it so happens that this car is run on my will power alone and you don't have enough will power to run it, I will not be held responsible.
**Smaller Disclaimer:
Not that I condone street racing or anything, I'm just saying that hypothetically, this car is definitely the fastest car you'll ever drive, ever.
EDIT: It now has a dead battery and 2 flats. New price...500 bucks. (Will take interesting trades)
(this part was originally in smaller font so that you dont really see it, the funny part)
Keywords:sex, mr2, blackpeople, turbo, civicsaregay, ilikemen, stupidtesticleman, cheese, wattabaggabingbong, "the quantum theory of relativity" turbo, civic, Kim Jong Il, myspace, craigslist, sex, sexwithmr2s, hitlersweiner, 1909 1245 1986 1987 1988 1989 1990 1991 1992 1993 1994 1995 1, mkI, mkII, mkVII, Mark the Third.
Also, I'm lonely. Please E-mail if you want an MR2 or not.
NEW EDIT: This car is now sold. To some idiot too. I was about to sell it for 100 to anyone and even pay for a new tire. Buaha.
I hope the car died on you on your way back to sanfransisco and moroso construction goes out of business and your grandmother dies.