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EuroJap
03-04-2008, 10:09 PM
A dog is truly a man's best friend.

If you don't believe it, just try this experiment. Put your dog and your girlfriend in the trunk of the car for an hour. When you open the trunk, who is really happy to see you?
Matej
03-04-2008, 10:13 PM
Hmm I'll try that tomorrow.
blasting_speed
03-04-2008, 10:53 PM
Do i put them in there together or at different times??? Because i'd leave them in there for a week and see if they start eating each other.
origin_s135
03-04-2008, 11:27 PM
i'm pretty sure the GF will be pretty pissed when she gets out the trunk.
Andrew Bohan
03-04-2008, 11:29 PM
a bitch is a bitch but a dogg is a man's best friend
Matej
03-04-2008, 11:47 PM
a bitch is a bitch but a dogg is a man's best friend
Well technically if it's a female dog...
status:one
03-05-2008, 12:17 AM
id feel bad for the dog after 5 mins.....the girlfriend...not so much.
Tops*
03-05-2008, 12:43 AM
Girlfriend would be fucking PISSED!
Helghast
03-05-2008, 12:44 AM
When was the last time your GF licked your balls?
My dog just did 5mins ago.
..and there was no peanut butter involved.
ESmorz
03-05-2008, 12:49 AM
When was the last time your GF lick your balls?


Like 3 hours ago :keke:.

I'm sure somewhere, someone has done this. That's the funny part.
pbcstylez
03-05-2008, 02:44 PM
Like 3 hours ago :keke:.

I'm sure somewhere, someone has done this. That's the funny part.

someone done what?

you dont like your balls being licked?

:newbie:
eastcoastS14
03-05-2008, 02:58 PM
^ I think he meant someone has locked their gf and their dog in a trunk


but yeah myu gf licks my balls all the time....dont even have to ask...ill take that over a dog anyday
Sonic Motor
03-05-2008, 03:04 PM
is that trunk like a 240 trunk or what? hatch or coupe?
JVDSKYRINE
03-05-2008, 03:17 PM
i'm pretty sure the GF will be pretty pissed when she gets out the trunk.


hahaha or you can ask her whats strong enough for a man but made for a woman

and then go

http://www.blackfive.net/main/rumsfeld.jpg

THE BACK OF MY HAND!!!!!!!!!!
jackjack
03-05-2008, 06:11 PM
are you INSANE??????? i would never do that to my dog.............
Phlip
03-05-2008, 07:41 PM
One time my dog was in the car with me and went through the pass-through into my trunk, I had to pull over and put her back in the front of the car.
Helghast
03-10-2008, 11:39 PM
http://sneezl.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/loyal-dog.jpg
ESmorz
03-11-2008, 12:02 AM
^ I think he meant someone has locked their gf and their dog in a trunk


ding ding :keke:
mrmephistopheles
03-11-2008, 01:32 AM
http://img372.imageshack.us/img372/5348/loyaltyus3.gif
Helghast
03-11-2008, 04:25 AM
Fucking Moti-poster gets me ALL THE TIME.
shmiddy
03-11-2008, 07:29 AM
lmao wow i never thaught about that... good point
pwhitersxs
03-11-2008, 08:08 AM
http://img372.imageshack.us/img372/5348/loyaltyus3.gif


Seriously, that episode with seymour and they put on that connie francis song...gets me everytime. That is one of my favorite episodes of futurama.

If I did that, my fiance would be mad but she would be more concerned for the dog.
Antihero983
03-11-2008, 08:21 AM
what if you put someone else's gf in the trunk, your gf in the trunk, and a dog in the trunk?

or what if you put someone else's gf who LOOKS like a dog in the trunk, and a dog in the trunk....whcih one will YOU be happier to see?

ok i put too much thought into that one....
mrmephistopheles
03-11-2008, 08:28 AM
Fucking Moti-poster gets me ALL THE TIME.

:wtc: ^9999999
Andrew Bohan
03-11-2008, 11:12 AM
what if you put yourself in the trunk for few hours?

who is happier when you come out, your dog or gf?


now replace trunk with closet. dog still loves you
azndoc
03-11-2008, 11:27 AM
My girl hates the new puppy. Hopefully she'll just get used to her.
Mr.S14
03-11-2008, 11:37 AM
what if you put yourself in the trunk for few hours?

who is happier when you come out, your dog or gf?


now replace trunk with closet. dog still loves you

LMFAO!!!! you sir are a god amungst men