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Chicken Magnet

10-25-2002, 12:05 AM

EMINEM's Ricer Joint

Hi! My name is (who?)... My name is (what)... My name is (sratches)... Rice Burner!

Hi kids, do you like 5 inch tips?, Wanna see me stick chrome fender flares over each one of my Konigs?
Wanna follow me and do exactly as i did?,
Try NOS and get your motor ****ed up worse then my life is?
My brain's dead weight, I'm trying to get my head straight,
but i can't figure out which sticker to put over my license plate.
And the mechanic says "Rice Burner you's a crack head "Nu-uh" "Then why's
your car dead man its wasted " Well since age 9 I've wanted an SI so i could put chrome 18's on it and make it run 16.9's.
Got pissed off and ripped all my honda emblems off,
And replaced them with "R" badges so people know im not soft.
I smoke a big bowl of chron, and lay in my lawn, for longer then it took me to put my altezzas on.
"Come here bastard" "Dude , wait a minute thats a viper, dawg!!"
I don't give a ****, i'll just fly by and put my hazards on!!!!!

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BadMoJo

10-25-2002, 12:08 AM

sanmiam

10-25-2002, 12:41 AM

wow, if only Weird Al did songs involving rice rockets, it would be at the top of the chart!!!  Funny as hell, definately had a good laugh.

drift freaq

10-25-2002, 12:28 PM

<img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/laugh.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':laugh:'>  <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/hehe.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':hehe:'>  <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/crazy.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':crazy:'> that one was good

BEISSEN

10-25-2002, 12:34 PM

HAhahaha that was pretty good.

chickenmanq

10-25-2002, 12:46 PM

Props to the rhymer-master.  <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/smile.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':)'>

Annoying Eric

10-25-2002, 01:30 PM

Yep... that is definitly fucking funny... LoL.. crazy props to who ever did that... <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':D'>

gabossie

10-25-2002, 04:29 PM

Haha, very funny. <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/music.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':music:'>

Chokets

10-29-2002, 07:45 AM

thanks

negular

10-30-2002, 09:20 AM

if i wasnt a crackhead, i would swear i've seen that posted on here before. maybe its just my psyhcic abilites kickin in

wpayne

10-31-2002, 07:37 PM

LOL !! <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':D'>

tony243win

11-02-2002, 07:20 PM

yeah i posted that on here like 5 months ago.