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racer98
02-12-2008, 11:48 PM
http://forums.vwvortex.com/zerothread?id=3680797




now that is funnay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

driftage240
02-12-2008, 11:52 PM
lol what a dumb ass!!!!!!!!

racer98
02-12-2008, 11:55 PM
Dude, where is the boost at ? ROFL.

haz-e
02-12-2008, 11:58 PM
I want a vacuum leak gauge!

eastcoastS14
02-13-2008, 12:01 AM
lol no way thats real....wtf did he connect it to??

mr_240sx
02-13-2008, 12:02 AM
omfg! id soo expect that from honda rice boys in high school after they finished watching F&F

SC_S13
02-13-2008, 12:03 AM
i love how he tried to save himself by calling it a vacuum leak gauge HAHAHA

brndck
02-13-2008, 12:14 AM
holy hell, this is almost as good as the kid who tried to "port and polish" his head by pouring sand into his intake.

racepar1
02-13-2008, 12:21 AM
HOLY CRAP! That is officially the stupidest thread ever! I thought zilvia held that record, but I guess not. Shit at least the ricers KNOW that they don't have turbos when they install their "vacuum leak meters"!

rhs13
02-13-2008, 12:24 AM
effin classic.

s13silvia123
02-13-2008, 12:33 AM
hahahah lol this is sooooo funny hahahaha lol

racer98
02-13-2008, 12:34 AM
holy hell, this is almost as good as the kid who tried to "port and polish" his head by pouring sand into his intake.

please post a link.

Tops*
02-13-2008, 12:51 AM
Vacuum leak meter. LOL! I'm going to read through the thread again!

please post a link.

http://www.audiforums.com/m_693578/mpage_1/key_/tm.htm#693578

DEI was good too. Too bad you can't access the thread without registering on the forum anymore (too much work for me).
http://www.gmmodernmuscle.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=2779&postdays=0&postorder=asc&star t=0 (http://www.gmmodernmuscle.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=2779&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=0)
First off, Jay, stay out of this.

Ok. I didn't want to mention it but I was thinking about turbo charging my Vette. I got to thinking about it and how in efficient even turbos are (compressor efficiencies of about 80% at best).

Since a turbo's function is to pressurize incoming air and force it into the upper motor, and turbos are driven by high pressure exhaust gas created from the combustion process, couldn't I just bypass the turbo altogether and route my headers back into the throttle bodies?

Since I have CFI, I could balance the DEI (direct exhaust injection as I just coined it) by feeding one header into each throttle body. Yes, the charge air wouldn’t be that cold, but it would be under a hell of a lot more pressure.

I attached a quick sketch below:
http://www.gmmodernmuscle.com/fileupload/uploads/dei.jpg

racer98
02-13-2008, 01:02 AM
Vacuum leak meter. LOL! I'm going to read through the thread again!



http://www.audiforums.com/m_693578/mpage_1/key_/tm.htm#693578

DEI was good too. Too bad you can't access the thread without registering on the forum anymore (too much work for me).
http://www.gmmodernmuscle.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=2779&postdays=0&postorder=asc&star t=0 (http://www.gmmodernmuscle.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=2779&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=0)

omg that is NIce.....................

s13silvia123
02-13-2008, 01:14 AM
i cant stop laughing hahahahahaha lol i'm just laughing my ass off right now

k0uki
02-13-2008, 01:29 AM
ahhaha what a dumbass

IRN
02-13-2008, 02:09 AM
put them together and you get a port and polished, DEI'd car with a boost gauge to monitor it all. just hope these guys dont meet each other. hilarious no doubt.

DoriftoPnoy
02-13-2008, 02:17 AM
ahhhhhhhahahahha that's rich. i love people like this. makes the world go round.

smelly240
02-13-2008, 06:30 AM
LOL THE GUY SAYS THAT 50psi on a sunny afternoon is equal to 35 PSI on a cool morning!


we'd better all install tire bleeders/popoff valves or our tires will asploderate! :P

the tires would have to change temp by 150 degrees to change 15psi. Are your tires ever going to ever get to be 200 friggin degrees driving on the highway... NO.

Helghast
02-13-2008, 06:45 AM
I think this calls for a vacuum leak meter group buy.

Want:
<3Helghast



Do NOT want:
Losers.



Will buy if enough people buy it:

racer98
02-13-2008, 08:38 AM
put them together and you get a port and polished, DEI'd car with a boost gauge to monitor it all. just hope these guys dont meet each other. hilarious no doubt.

No, just people like that go work for GM and make cars such as the Cobalt.:keke:

racepar1
02-13-2008, 10:26 AM
No, just people like that go work for GM and make cars such as the Cobalt.:keke:

You shouldn't diss on the cobalt, look what GMPP did with theirs. Won the time attack outright with their little FWD cobalt! I wanna see that car obliterate the FF record at tsukuba.

racer98
02-13-2008, 10:45 AM
You shouldn't diss on the cobalt, look what GMPP did with theirs. Won the time attack outright with their little FWD cobalt! I wanna see that car obliterate the FF record at tsukuba.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

wait, what did you want to do now ? go to japan and show how horribile our cars are built ? , wait i think that has been done already.

ByeByeSti
02-13-2008, 11:44 AM
omg thats fucking horrible!! such a disgrace to fellow v-dub owners. and even an owner of a car haha. between this, dei, and the cracker guy on myspace that had his own thread on here of everyone making fun of it. it makes me want to sell my cars and ride a bike.... or take the short bus just to fit in jesus christ haha

240trainee
02-13-2008, 12:04 PM
lol, reminds me of my room mate, has a fucking Neon that he's converted fucking everything to SRT-4, but the motor, hahahaha. So he has the stock boost gauge there hooked up showing vacuum and shit.

I give him shit all the time. whatev.

racer98
02-13-2008, 12:28 PM
:) lol, reminds me of my room mate, has a fucking Neon that he's converted fucking everything to SRT-4, but the motor, hahahaha. So he has the stock boost gauge there hooked up showing vacuum and shit.

I give him shit all the time. whatev.

Please, tell us more. NOW THAT I need more confrimed info on !

THAT IS PURE GOLD>>>>>>>>>>.

steve shadows
02-13-2008, 12:33 PM
Stupid people exist so smart people can make a living :duh:

AznDrftr.
02-13-2008, 12:44 PM
wow. are you serious? lmfao. my dad has a vr6 and even he knew they didnt come turbocharged.

fail.

sr20boostn20
02-13-2008, 12:48 PM
that is too funny,

sometimes i stop and try to think how someone could be so ignorant.

Antihero983
02-13-2008, 12:49 PM
lol big suprise a Vdub owner did that......

racepar1
02-13-2008, 01:53 PM
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

wait, what did you want to do now ? go to japan and show how horribile our cars are built ? , wait i think that has been done already.

I am extremely confident that the GMPP cobalt would be very close to the record and most likely beat it. Sun cyber evo ran a 1:48 at buttonwillow, cobalt ran a 1:51 at buttonwillow. The evo ran a 56 sec lap at tsukuba. That means that according to the numbers the cobalt should run no slower than a 59 sec lap at tsukuba and would probably actually be faster as tsukuba is much shorter then buttonwillow. Now this is all theoretical, but the numbers add up. Why do you think that japanese tuned cars are so superior to domestically tuned cars? There is nothing special about most japanese tuner cars as opposed to ones in the US. As a matter of fact the united states and europe are far ahead of japan in racing technology. It is rare to see a successful japanese team in an international series. And then look at chevy! Their vettes DOMINATE the GT endurance racing world. The chevy cobalt was designed by the corvette design team by the way. I would personally most likely never own a cobalt, but I cannot hate on one as GMPP PROVED that it is a potent platform.

PhAtXSuMo
02-13-2008, 01:56 PM
omg im in class right now and i just busted out laughing... got in trouble haha made my day

thats hilarious +1 for a great find haha

Captain_Ron80
02-13-2008, 01:57 PM
Good laughs!

corriganjoshua
02-13-2008, 02:04 PM
I cant believe it!!!

unicoladron
02-13-2008, 03:12 PM
i just finished reading the OP and everyones comments...see..you guys flame on all the newbs here with their mildly new questions, when this kid over on the vdub forums makes a real fool out of himself. i really laughed tho.."i though the vr6 had the turbos???" definitely classic.

racer98
02-13-2008, 03:13 PM
I cant believe it!!!

yes, I agree.

racer98
02-13-2008, 03:32 PM
I am extremely confident that the GMPP cobalt would be very close to the record and most likely beat it. Sun cyber evo ran a 1:48 at buttonwillow, cobalt ran a 1:51 at buttonwillow. The evo ran a 56 sec lap at tsukuba. That means that according to the numbers the cobalt should run no slower than a 59 sec lap at tsukuba and would probably actually be faster as tsukuba is much shorter then buttonwillow. Now this is all theoretical, but the numbers add up. Why do you think that japanese tuned cars are so superior to domestically tuned cars? There is nothing special about most japanese tuner cars as opposed to ones in the US. As a matter of fact the united states and europe are far ahead of japan in racing technology. It is rare to see a successful japanese team in an international series. And then look at chevy! Their vettes DOMINATE the GT endurance racing world. The chevy cobalt was designed by the corvette design team by the way. I would personally most likely never own a cobalt, but I cannot hate on one as GMPP PROVED that it is a potent platform.


http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b276/FALLNFIRE/cobalt.jpg

:)

racer98
02-13-2008, 04:26 PM
http://www.slapyo.com/wp-content/wrong12.jpg


mabey this is his buddy.

joshchewuhh
02-13-2008, 06:21 PM
holy hell, this is almost as good as the kid who tried to "port and polish" his head by pouring sand into his intake.


now i heard that before is that story real?

racepar1
02-13-2008, 11:02 PM
http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b276/FALLNFIRE/cobalt.jpg

:)

Don't be a hater man! And by the way the SRT4 is waaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyy gayer than the cobalt SS simply because it is a dodge, and more than that it is a NEON! Chrysler products are such pieces of shit, they pay 1/3 of my salary, and fords pay another 1/3!

Tops*
02-13-2008, 11:05 PM
SO, we were getting played the whole time.

I bought a kinetic stage one turbo kit recently, arrives tomorrow....installed my gauge ahead of time just so i wouldn't have to deal with it come tomorrow night. Thanks for the laughter guys http://images.zeroforum.com/smile/emthup.gif

http://forums.vwvortex.com/zerothread?id=3680819

:mrmeph:

...or maybe it was a cover up attempt?

PhAtXSuMo
02-13-2008, 11:47 PM
http://forums.vwvortex.com/zerothread?id=3680819

:mrmeph:

...or maybe it was a cover up attempt?


just a sneaky cover up to cover up his stupidity... i know i would have done the same thing haha:keke:

DataXUnknown
02-13-2008, 11:59 PM
wow yeah thats gotta be a cover up attempt. that stuff is funny as hell, i was a witness to phatxsumos extreme laughter bust out and teacher got pissed funny stuff to see what he was laughing about