Go mow some yards, bitch.

[Kn1ves]

http://futuremark.yougamers.com/forum/showthread.php?t=23914

br0kenrabbit says:
hi

Greg_ValveOLS says:
good evening

br0kenrabbit says:
What's ip?

br0kenrabbit says:
up?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
my name is greg a member of the valve online Support team

br0kenrabbit says:
On MSN?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
yes :)

br0kenrabbit says:
Why?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
we logged multiple ips from your account and ned to verifi your information

br0kenrabbit says:
My information?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
we believe someone may have stolen your account mmmm you havent shared youre account infomation with anyone have you?

br0kenrabbit says:
No. I don't even have it written down.

Greg_ValveOLS says:
hmmm maybe a keylogger on you r PC then maybe you need a format?

br0kenrabbit says:
Well...

Greg_ValveOLS says:
if you can verify your account information to me i can insure that only your ip have access to it Its a new security feature were trying because this happens so muchlogin names and passwords aint safe anymroe You know. L:)

br0kenrabbit says:
Well

Greg_ValveOLS says:
dont worry this connect it secure

br0kenrabbit says:
Can I be honest with you, Greg?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
k

br0kenrabbit says:
Look, I don't know how you go this MSN account name, don't really care, either.

br0kenrabbit says:
Unlike you, I DO work for Valve. Trace my ip and you'll see.

Greg_ValveOLS says:
huh?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
bs

br0kenrabbit says:
Trace it.

Greg_ValveOLS says:
how

br0kenrabbit says:
Start/run/cmd type Tracert and then my IP address and hit enter.

Greg_ValveOLS says:
oh k

br0kenrabbit says:
As an employee, I know that Valve employees will NEVER contact users over MSN. I also know a valve employee will NEVER ask a user for his/her username and password.

br0kenrabbit says:
I'm putting a temporary hold on your Steam account.

Greg_ValveOLS says:
why?

br0kenrabbit says:
Have you read the ToS?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
Tod?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
tos

br0kenrabbit says:
terms of service

Greg_ValveOLS says:
were?

br0kenrabbit says:
Greg, this is a serious infraction against the Tos. You are at risk of losing your account.

Greg_ValveOLS says:
why

br0kenrabbit says:
I just told you why

Greg_ValveOLS says:
:(

br0kenrabbit says:
I need some information from you if you want me to unlock you account. I'm going to write you up but I will only suspend you account for three days, since this is your first infraction, okay?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
k

br0kenrabbit says:
First, what is the name the account is registered to. Not the user name, the persons real name who created the account. This is for verification purposes.

Greg_ValveOLS says:
xxxxx xxxxxxx

br0kenrabbit says:
Is this you?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
ya

br0kenrabbit says:
Are you the only user of this account?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
ya

br0kenrabbit says:
Okay, and what is the username

Greg_ValveOLS says:
xxxxxxxx

br0kenrabbit says:
Okay.

br0kenrabbit says:
I see you have purchased a few of our games, thank you. :)

Greg_ValveOLS says:
some. dude

Greg_ValveOLS says:
m

br0kenrabbit says:
Do you always log on from the same IP?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
ya

br0kenrabbit says:
And who is your internet providers, your ISP?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
xxxxxxx

br0kenrabbit says:
Thank you. One moment, please, let me verify this information.

Greg_ValveOLS says:
am i gonna be bale to play 2nite?

br0kenrabbit says:
What is your city of residence?

br0kenrabbit says:
That depends on if you cooperate. You're doing fine so far.

Greg_ValveOLS says:
xxxxxx

br0kenrabbit says:
Illinios?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
yes

br0kenrabbit says:
Okay. And what is the password associated with this account?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
xxxxxxx

br0kenrabbit says:
Okay. Do not try to log into steam. If you are connected now you need to log off.

Greg_ValveOLS says:
why

br0kenrabbit says:
So I can update your account.

Greg_ValveOLS says:
can I play 2 nite

Greg_ValveOLS says:
clan fight

Greg_ValveOLS says:
wont win without me heh

br0kenrabbit says:
Heh. You'll have to wait a few minutes. Are you logged off?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
ya

br0kenrabbit says:
Okay. Give me just a moment.

br0kenrabbit says:
Try to log in now.

Greg_ValveOLS says:
k

Greg_ValveOLS says:
It says login failed wtf [email protected]?

br0kenrabbit says:
Greg

Greg_ValveOLS says:
did u ban me???????????>WHY

br0kenrabbit says:
Greg

Greg_ValveOLS says:
what

br0kenrabbit says:
Valve will never ask for your username and password.

Greg_ValveOLS says:
what????

br0kenrabbit says:
I don't work for Valve dude, but you just got pwnt.

Greg_ValveOLS says:
omg dude wtf why?

br0kenrabbit says:
Why were you trying to steal my account?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
i wanst

br0kenrabbit says:
Then why were you asking for my information?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
i was just making a joke but not cerious honest dude just give
my acount back pllllleeease i'm only 13 and save d up for like a year to buy it

br0kenrabbit says:
Greg

Greg_ValveOLS says:
dude pleas

Greg_ValveOLS says:
what

br0kenrabbit says:
Go mow some yards, bitch.

[andmattsayd]

hah damn that sucks!!
stupid kidds....

[SlideWell]

thats messed up, poor stupid kid.

[Antihero983]

lol i knew from the thread title that this was gonna be good :bowrofl: :bowrofl:

[FRpilot]

hahaha how does someone fall the same thing he is trying to pull off? pure stupidity.. or panic.. haha

[lflkajfj12123]

haha that is pure genious

[S14DB]

thats messed up, poor stupid kid.

Poor Kid? Did you read the whole thing? The Kid tired to steal the dudes info and the dude reversed the scam on the kid.

[ThatGuy]

It's a shame you can't kick someone in the face via the internet.

[SlideWell]

Poor Kid? Did you read the whole thing? The Kid tired to steal the dudes info and the dude reversed the scam on the kid.
yes i did. someone saying theyre 13 and worked for a whole year for something makes me feel go awww even if they deserved it. ive been working for a long time so i just pity the foo

[kingkilburn]

That was great! The internet really does need a "kick in teeth" feature.

[murda-c]

chat logs make me think of bloodninja

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/text/bloodninja

bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?

BritneySpears14: Aight.

bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.

BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja.

bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.

BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.

bloodninja: Me too baby.

BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.

bloodninja: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.

BritneySpears14: Hey...

bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 Cock of the Infinite.

BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it.

bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness.

BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.

bloodninja: Don't f*ck with me bitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.

bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.

BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece of ****.

bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.

bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.

bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.

bloodninja: Baby?

-------------------

bloodninja: Ok baby, we got to hurry, I don't know how long I can keep it ready for you.

j_gurli3: thats ok. ok i'm a japanese schoolgirl, what r u.

bloodninja: A Rhinocerus. Well, hung like one, thats for sure.

j_gurli3: haha, ok lets go.

j_gurli3: i put my hand through ur hair, and kiss u on the neck.

bloodninja: I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in my breeding territory.

j_gurli3: haha, ok, u know that turns me on.

j_gurli3: i start unbuttoning ur shirt.

bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't wear shirts.

j_gurli3: No, ur not really a Rhinocerus silly, it's just part of the game.

bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't play games. They f*cking charge your ass.

j_gurli3: stop, cmon be serious.

bloodninja: It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinocerus about to charge your ass.

bloodninja: I stomp my feet, the dust stirs around my tough skinned feet.

j_gurli3: thats it.

bloodninja: Nostrils flaring, I lower my head. My horn, like some phallic symbol of my potent virility, is the last thing you see as skulls collide and mine remains the victor. You are now a bloody red ragdoll suspended in the air on my mighty horn.

bloodninja: Goddam am I hard now.

--------------

BritneySpears14: Ok, are you ready?

eminemBNJA: Aight, yeah I'm ready.

BritneySpears14: I like your music Em... Tee hee.

eminemBNJA: huh huh, yeah, I make it for the ladies.

BritneySpears14: Mmm, we like it a lot. Let me show you.

BritneySpears14: I take off your pants, slowly, and massage your muscular physique.

eminemBNJA: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat.

BritneySpears14: What the f*ck, I told you not to message me again.

eminemBNJA: Oh ****

BritneySpears14: I swear if you do it one more time I'm gonna report your ISP and say you were sending me kiddie porn you f*ck up.

eminemBNJA: Oh ****

eminemBNJA: damn I gotta write down your names or something

[ThatGuy]

^Those colors suck for trying to read.

Plus those convos are old as FUCK!

:keke:

[yunk_s14]

that is great

[murda-c]

^Those colors suck for trying to read.

Plus those convos are old as FUCK!

:keke:

they actually are older than jesus.

And i LOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE The colors.

:o

[SlideWell]

bahahahaha, robe and wizard hat

[lflkajfj12123]

yeah i gotta start writing down the names too

beiichs gonna report me

[Daniel.]

this gave me a good laugh on a sunday morning. +rep

[azndoc]

ROFL.

Nice.

I actually fell for it thinking that "wow he really is an employee of Valve."

That was pretty gangstur ownage.

[S13Leprechaun]

HAhAHA... thats great! ^^^ same here! good shit.

[Suckmycack]

haha, that was classic.
I like the bloodninja too. haha.

[dirtdiggler666]

ha that was some funny shit i also fell for it for a sec

[s14>integra]

haha dang that guy got pwnt. i wonder what he did with his account?

[downshift_sideways]

FUNNY.

Stupid kid.

pwned.

[ESmorz]

All these pwnage threads make me lose faith in the world.

[Matej]

Haha social engineering rules.

[vodka2]

HAHAHAHAHA that stupid punk got played.. can i have his account ? i wanna play some cs :D!

[Phlip]

Wow, after reading that, I spilled beer into my keyboard.
... from my nose.

It's a shame you can't kick someone in the face via the internet.
I am of the opinion that he DID kick that kid in the face by what he did.
haha dang that guy got pwnt. i wonder what he did with his account?
I am willing to bet that he canceled it by logging in and canceling it as if he was that kid.

[status:one]

hahaha thats brilliant.

[Ninjabread]

Here's another funny one my friend showed me.

http://i63.photobucket.com/albums/h160/Mathieu1989/Pwnsthescammer1.jpg
http://i63.photobucket.com/albums/h160/Mathieu1989/Pwnsthescammer2.jpg
http://i63.photobucket.com/albums/h160/Mathieu1989/Pwnsthescammer3.jpg

[kandyflip445]

ROFLMAO. freakin WoW.

[Daniel.]

ahahahhahaha. ahahhahah!!

classic.

i love when people violate teh TOS.

[C. Senor]

that first one was fucking awesome. made me laugh pretty hard.

[yarou]

LOL this thread made my night, <3 the interweb

[SochBAT]

Yea, this is so legit. haha.

nubs.

[lazy240]

haha stupid kid damn i should have thought of that first

[DreamN]

:rofl: nice. all this brought a smile to my face.

[B18C5MK1]

bwahahahahahaha gooood one!

[eastcoastS14]

guys smart too....I would have never thought to do that....

[Taniguchi_Is_#1]

funny, but really really old.

[alindeman1989]

Lmao. The wizard talk was the best.

[Teddy]

bahahahaha ...I love a good pwnage.

[s13.dark1]

lol lmao thats great funny funny

[240love^_^]

LoL this is too funny!

[hunter8411]

Too damn funny, +rep for a damn good laugh.