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Jung918
02-03-2008, 03:13 PM
http://youtube.com/watch?v=wnVJZkDuVBM

DOOK
02-03-2008, 03:17 PM
hahahahahaha, now that was pretty funny

Phlip
02-03-2008, 03:21 PM
MATT DAMON!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gnPWJOJYVKc

SW20Racer
02-03-2008, 03:22 PM
the whole time i watched that all i saw was a retarded looking puppet going "matt daaaamon!!"
edit: the OP not PHLIP'S post....he beat me to it....

andmattsayd
02-03-2008, 03:23 PM
on the bed, on the floor, by the towel by the door!!!
ahahahhaha

ESmorz
02-03-2008, 03:25 PM
Wow. Matt Damon can be funny? No..... the world must be ending.

qt_240
02-03-2008, 03:35 PM
hahaha.. awesome..

Farzam
02-03-2008, 04:28 PM
Sarah Silverman is my ONLY celebrity crush ever

I'm so in love...

Helghast
02-03-2008, 04:34 PM
We apologize to Matt Damon, we've run out of time.

jackjack
02-03-2008, 10:35 PM
team america matt damon = YES

ahahahahahahahahaha

DUFFM4N
02-04-2008, 01:35 AM
yes yes....sarah silverman is so hot

theronin
02-04-2008, 01:40 AM
http://www.zilvia.net/f/showpost.php?p=1806922&postcount=1195

theres a reason we have a random video thread.:repost:

eastcoastS14
02-04-2008, 01:41 AM
Sarah Silverman is my ONLY celebrity crush ever

I'm so in love...

yes yes....sarah silverman is so hot

you guys are out of your minds....girl is terrible, shes funny like 10% of the time but thats about it....seriously tho she is:down: :down: :down:

s13 coupe
02-04-2008, 01:47 AM
haha pretty funny clip

WERDdabuilder
02-04-2008, 02:16 AM
saw this when they did it on the kimmel show. i was busting up.

i too find sarah hot.

Andrew Bohan
02-04-2008, 02:32 AM
sarah is one celeb i do not find hot

when i saw this i was like "oh.. poor matt" hahahah

sd8ted
02-04-2008, 03:09 AM
i dont know how she was able to get her own show, and make it to season 2 too :/

anyone seen matt damon flip out on the kimmel show when jimmy kept saying no enough time for him? funny stuff LOL

SochBAT
02-04-2008, 03:20 AM
Sarah Silverman = FAILTOWN.

But that vid was legit.

I knew you were gay James.

You're fucking matt damon!

txrxs
02-04-2008, 07:36 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Vyj1C8ogtE

98s14inaz
02-04-2008, 07:48 AM
i dont know how she was able to get her own show, and make it to season 2 too :/

anyone seen matt damon flip out on the kimmel show when jimmy kept saying no enough time for him? funny stuff LOL

Wasn't she banging Kimmel for a while? That explains why her career still exists.

muddafakka
02-04-2008, 08:08 AM
MATT DAMON!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gnPWJOJYVKc

MYEEAT DAMON! Hahahahahahahahahha

mayco_86
02-04-2008, 08:17 AM
Lol sh*t was funny.

DUFFM4N
02-04-2008, 08:26 AM
you guys are out of your minds....girl is terrible, shes funny like 10% of the time but thats about it....seriously tho she is:down: :down: :down:

:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

http://www.chinadaily.com.cn/entertainment/2007-04/26/xin_5604042622505931534520.jpg
http://bp2.blogger.com/_9g8OKpOS0ho/RnXqRLt3HlI/AAAAAAAABGk/icTF9476dmY/s1600/sarah%2Bs%2Bmaxim3.jpg



shes hot

98s14inaz
02-04-2008, 09:00 AM
I'd throw one into her and then kick her out. She look like a moped, really fun to ride until your friends find out.

jackjack
02-04-2008, 11:34 AM
^ahahahahhahhahahh.

Andrew Bohan
02-04-2008, 11:42 AM
i thought it was scooter
not moped.

but anyway

sarah silverman looks like she'd have really hairy arms, and a hairy back like the girl in the pic of the day thread.

barf

azndoc
02-04-2008, 11:47 AM
That was funny.

I like MB I've always thought he was funny.

Sarah, I've never found her funny at all.

She is quite do able though.

HyperTek
02-04-2008, 01:30 PM
i dunno i dont find her attractive nor do i find her funny,.. but then again i probably dont watch her enough to come to that conclusion.. i thought her show looked kinda retarded

eastcoastS14
02-04-2008, 01:35 PM
:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

http://www.chinadaily.com.cn/entertainment/2007-04/26/xin_5604042622505931534520.jpg
http://bp2.blogger.com/_9g8OKpOS0ho/RnXqRLt3HlI/AAAAAAAABGk/icTF9476dmY/s1600/sarah%2Bs%2Bmaxim3.jpg



shes hot

dude given enough lighting, make up, time and photoshop skills that go into magazine covers they could probably make you look like that

eastcoastS14
02-04-2008, 01:39 PM
http://i176.photobucket.com/albums/w166/maxlopes/Sarah_Silverman.jpg

she looks like a history teacher

azndoc
02-04-2008, 01:41 PM
dude given enough lighting, make up, time and photoshop skills that go into magazine covers they could probably make you look like that

OMG what are you saying buddy?

You want duffman to look like that.

Ewwww......

DUFFM4N
02-04-2008, 03:27 PM
well she still looks 100x better then my old history teacher :naughty:

Andrew Bohan
02-04-2008, 03:56 PM
just because you're a 100x hotter than a fat old dude doesn't mean you're hot

HyperTek
02-04-2008, 04:09 PM
i guess shes got that girl next door look.. nothing to be crazy about

Howard92884
02-04-2008, 04:10 PM
Funny video. Isn't it supposed to be I'm F*cking Matt Damon if your going to censor it? Instead of I'm F*ucking Matt Damon?

theronin
02-04-2008, 04:13 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Vyj1C8ogtE


lol thats exactly what i thought of when i first saw this. matt damon is such a homewrecker.

Helghast
02-04-2008, 04:50 PM
Kristen Kreuk is HOTTTT.

Matej
02-04-2008, 06:14 PM
sarah is one celeb i do not find hot
Me neither, her shoulders are too wide haha, plus she smokes a lot of weed which is a big turnoff for me, and all of her comedy is just shock value. But Matt Damon actually being in that video made it funny.

WERDdabuilder
02-04-2008, 06:21 PM
Wasn't she banging Kimmel for a while? That explains why her career still exists.

they are married. been for a damn while now too.

and yeah i think she says she has hairy arms but keeps them shaved ha.

exitspeed
02-04-2008, 06:21 PM
She's hot cause she has a sense of humor. Her looks are marginal.

Farzam
02-04-2008, 08:04 PM
i thought it was scooter
not moped.

but anyway

sarah silverman looks like she'd have really hairy arms, and a hairy back like the girl in the pic of the day thread.

barf

It's moped

He's quoting ATHF

Farzam
02-04-2008, 08:06 PM
She's hot cause she has a sense of humor. Her looks are marginal.

Yeah

Her personality gives me a major hard on.

And her looks don't need a paper bag

So i'm in love

OMG

FUCK ME PLEASE JUST THIS ONCE

eastcoastS14
02-04-2008, 08:16 PM
sense of humor?.....shes not even that funny, her stand up is terrible. like matej said, its all shock value. Her whole act is her saying shit that "girls arent supposed to say". anyone see the comedians of comedy tour? her whole act was makin fun of this guy who was really in on it...then he came up and they did a song about AIDS, then she started chanting "fudge is shit" got everyone in the audience to do it and then ran off the stage.....her show is completely fucking unfunny, the only thing Ive ever seen her in where i was actually like wow that was pretty funny was her part in the Aristocrats, which made me laugh pretty hard...other than that, shes yet to make me laugh...which really isnt hard at all

Farzam
02-04-2008, 08:25 PM
That's your opinion

I mean

Cool man

Hate on

I still love her

I'm glad you can formulate your own opinion though (no this isn't sarcasm i'm serious)

If everyone liked her i'd probably be creeped out

eastcoastS14
02-04-2008, 08:29 PM
hey im in the same boat as you...there are plenty of girls i think r dope that my friends are like wtf r you talkin about. haha give me some pixie from LA ink over the girls on laguna beach any day....i understand that its the whole funny girl personality thing...i was just pointin out that i dont really see her as funny or think her stand up is all that good

breakindrifts
02-04-2008, 09:54 PM
yeah i think guys find her attractive just cause of her personality. I wouldnt hit it though too jewish for me.

Andrew Bohan
02-04-2008, 11:16 PM
let's just say if she was the only female in a bar, and i was the only male, and i was drunk, AND she was naked, i'd still pass.

SW20Racer
02-04-2008, 11:22 PM
let's just say if she was the only female in a bar, and i was the only male, and i was drunk, AND she was naked, i'd still pass.

lol. ill take "sheep" for $300 alex!

gotta love them random jeopardy references...

she's not really ugly, but there are hotter comedy ladies IMO

alindeman1989
02-05-2008, 12:33 AM
Haha thats pretty funny.

EDacIouSX
02-05-2008, 03:34 AM
She's hot cause she has a sense of humor. Her looks are marginal.

there's only one thing that matters.... and it's not her sense of humor. it's how she looks from behind..... WOOO lol. anyways

xtreme_s14
02-05-2008, 01:24 PM
there's only one thing that matters.... and it's not her sense of humor. it's how she looks from behind..... WOOO lol. anyways

hairy back trailing down to her ass! backne (back acne) complete with a tail! she's good for one.. after a couple pitchers! i'd let her bounce! haha

SW20Racer
02-05-2008, 01:47 PM
she smokes a lot of weed

if thats the case, she can be my friend. beyond that, naahhhhh...

luckyslide16
02-05-2008, 02:02 PM
HaHaHa that made me laugh!

pbcstylez
02-05-2008, 06:52 PM
let's just say if she was the only female in a bar, and i was the only male, and i was drunk, AND she was naked, i'd still pass.

u better pass those eyebrows have not seen a man in years from how bad they look

OMGYO
02-05-2008, 07:02 PM
shes fkin matt damon?
totally worth it...LOL

GSXRJJordan
02-26-2008, 03:39 AM
Hahaha Kimmel just did her one better ~

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6lcmNaXmjvs

AWESOME videos, hilarious, and you have to watch them twice to catch all the cameos.

WagDatto
02-26-2008, 09:22 AM
I saw that yesterday, I was DYING laughing! Yeah, she did a great video, and he WAY more than outdid it! Don Cheadle, Robin Williams, the B.Street Boys, some guys from N'Sync, Harrison Ford, dude.. He had every base covered when it came to getting his comeback done. Goes to show how many hookups he has, especially for being one of the "less famous" comedians.

98s14inaz
02-26-2008, 09:28 AM
I saw that yesterday, I was DYING laughing! Yeah, she did a great video, and he WAY more than outdid it! Don Cheadle, Robin Williams, the B.Street Boys, some guys from N'Sync, Harrison Ford, dude.. He had every base covered when it came to getting his comeback done. Goes to show how many hookups he has, especially for being one of the "less famous" comedians.

Brad pitt was the fedex guy. Freaking awesome.

SHIFT_*grind*
02-26-2008, 09:36 AM
Brad Pitt and Harrison Ford cameos mean he wins this one. Noooooo contest.

DreamN
02-26-2008, 09:49 AM
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

That was hilarious. I teared up watching Jimmy's video :keke:

2Slow40
02-26-2008, 10:27 AM
Wow. Matt Damon can be funny? No..... the world must be ending.

He's got a pretty good sense of humour. There's some pretty good clips of him on talk shows.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=CuYD2cwMbpw

StaticX27
03-04-2008, 09:12 AM
I dunno. Those comments in there sound like he had to think all day to come up with those, but maybe it just required proper lead in....