LOL. Too funny. Just read

[Irukandji]

http://www.tamparacing.com/forums/subaru-tech/455091-possible-blown-engine-need-urgent-help.html

[downshift_sideways]

:keke: Fucking guy...I like his avatar.

[Fries]

"The red oil light came on and off but I didnt think much of it."

Priceless.

"Is it bad to have a rod knock?"

:Ownedd:

[brndck]

christ. even when i knew NOTHING about cars i still knew the difference between gear oil and motor oil. poor kid. i'll pitch in $3 to help buy him a bicycle or some rollerskates.

[SW20Racer]

i didnt know royal purple made 75w-90 lol

[Matej]

13Brotary is an awesome username.

[Daniel.]

wow. just wow.

cant even change his own oil correctly. ...


:(

[qwikspool]

idiot:mepoke: . he was so clueless to what is going on to his car. but lol:bowrofl:

[steve_o1989]

Wow that guy is probably the biggest tool of life. They took it easy on him until other people started joining the forum just to post..starting with #72 lol.

Can you imagine the replies he would get posting that shit on here haha.

[BustedS13]

jesus. running gear oil in your engine.

[slidingsky]

God that was brain rot.

[powersteeringless180sx]

yea imagine all the neg rep he would get if he was on Zilvia

guy sucked big time

[fliprayzin240sx]

That fucker gotta be a troll...nobody can possibly be that fucking STUPID!!!

[jackjack]

WOW............... just wow.

[Touge_Monster]

75w90 oil....WOW:eek3:

[S14DB]

Exactly subaru engines are NOT made for synthetic oil and they in most cases will use synthetic oil....Use either conventional or....which I'm now currently trying german castrol syntec.

Doesn't STi's come with mobil1? Hell teach that dude about oil weights.

[allntrlundrgrnd]

artard :faint:

[hotlavaflow]

and HE thinks he's gonna swap the motor? LOL

[Edgar]

Didn't someone post this here already?

[Howard92884]

I like this post.

Dear kano,

You are a complete dumbass. Judging by your posts it is obvious that you have the reading comprehension of a 1st grader. Therefore maybe Subaru expected to much from you when they put 5W30 on the oil cap and expected you to realize that was the correct motor weight for your engine. Maybe you would have noticed that the very bottle of the oil you purchased said 'transmission' oil. Perhaps you don't know what the fuck an engine is or a transmission for that matter. I find it hard to believe that you have the mental capacity to find your way onto the internet, or to the parts store to purchase oil.

As far as your 'buddy' fucking up your oil change I call bullshit. Unless by 'buddy' you mean that dildo you had stuck up your ass while you were doing your oil change. I refuse to believe that two people on this earth could be that stupid. Both of your parents should be sterilized so that they can never spawn such an underdeveloped fetus as yourself again.

But you know what not all is bad kano, mommy and daddy will surely buy you another car. You know how I know mommy and daddy bought you this car? Because there is no way in hell you possess the mental capacity to hold any job. You probably have your name written on your shirt so you can remember it, don't you? By the way nice avatar, you do know Subaru is a Japanese company, dipshit.

As for the rest of you fucksticks coddling this cum guzzling moron, you're just as bad as he is. I mean holy fuck the oil cap told him what oil to use and the bottle of oil he bought told him it wasn't for his engine. That's not a 'mistake' that's an epic fuck up by an epic fucking jackass. All you assholes are doing is enabling this cumstain to keep being stupid, instead of doing your civic duty and laying into this asswipe until he either betters himself or kills himself. But now this asshole is going to think is OK to keep doing stupid shit. What if his next stupid act causes a car accident that involves a family member of yours, will it be OK then? And all because you wouldn't set this fuck up straight.

In closing kano you don't deserve a car. Hell with your level of stupidity you're still a danger on a bike. So what you should do is log off, dip your balls in honey and go tea bag a red ant hill so that my children don't have to worry about putting up with another generation of stupid on this magnitude.

[S13Boosts]

oh em g lol funny shit

[drift-it]

that wasn't that funny:zzz:

[LongGrain]

That fucker gotta be a troll...nobody can possibly be that fucking STUPID!!!

dont be so sure. i had an old brake line in a box. and i asked my dad what he thought it was. in his smartest college grad voice he said "its obviously an electrical connector"

[S14Josh]

I dont see what the big deal is...

I always mix unicorn blood and pterodactyl wings for my oil.

:keke:

[89s13steve]

Saw this a few days ago, no where near as funny as the Nick Sitko thing, but wow, what a dumbass.

[blueshark123]

wow hes a big idiot

[Lurpin]

wow...i have no real good comment for this cause i'm so blown away by his stupidity. Jesus they should of held that kid back a few years.

[Howard92884]

Saw this a few days ago, no where near as funny as the Nick Sitko thing, but wow, what a dumbass.
Nick Sitko??

Edit: NVM Just googled it, that is legendary! Fucking great.

[Farzam]

Why does he own a WRX

He needs a pinto

[duffman1278]

HAHA!! The bike suggestion was the greatest!

[sk33ny]

How does he own a car!? I was blown away by his stupidity.

[jrocslider]

Why does he own a WRX

He needs a pinto


this thing doesnt need a car period.

i've watched the discovery channel where monkeys show more intelligence than this guy.

fuck this guy. he deserved it.

[hijack3d]

Wow... I wonder if the mods just kept it going for so long b/c it's pretty friggin' entertaining.

I think I've seen this same article on a couple forums now... haha... but like the other guy said, doubt it'll top the Nick Sitko (http://www.nsxprime.com/forums/showthread.php?t=98489) "incident"....

[legacy927]

the car deserves a better driver...

[ms!3]

i think ill use gear fluid next time.