Street assault tactics

[Matej]

Hope this is not a repost.
http://www.hellinahandbasket.net/2006/11/gangsta_style_assault_tactics.htm


O.K. Here is the new tactical training program but my humble advice to you is to practice at the range before you take to the street, lest you look foolish...

Images from the battle for Monrovia, Liberia, where use of iron sights is known to be strictly prohibited. Also prohibited are aiming, assuming a supported firing stance, and any common practice of marksmanship whatsoever. Hip-Hop Rapper, Gangsta shooting stances are mandatory, the "Glock Foh-Tay" hold being the most popular. lethality is achieved by subjecting the target to a wide swathe of area fire, similar to un aimed indirect artillery, or scaring the enemy away with gesturing and aggressive hip-hop style dancing while firing. Points are awarded for artistic effort, style, fearsome facial __expression/vocalizations and blue duct tape.

Note perfectly executed flamboyant sideways-rifle "Glock Foh-Tay" running stance.
http://www.tuhalb.com/personal/images/sta/sta01.jpg

Amazing height and style on this one. Sure to impress the judges!
http://www.tuhalb.com/personal/images/sta/sta02.jpg

"Yo Yo YO, Fo' Shizzle"
http://www.tuhalb.com/personal/images/sta/sta03.jpg

The "bring your buddy along" firing stance.
http://www.tuhalb.com/personal/images/sta/sta04.jpg

Firing from the hip while putting on the best "Game Face" and bellowing like an Ox - note the camouflage pants! (Also note the photographer in the background taking this joker's picture. Yeah, I trust them when journalists say they only report the news and don't create it.)
http://www.tuhalb.com/personal/images/sta/sta05.jpg

The "Homeless street person" anti-aircraft firing position being executed with great precision!
http://www.tuhalb.com/personal/images/sta/sta06.jpg

Here we have a classic! The "prone Warrior " firing position - too bad the magazine spring has blown out from the bottom of his beautifully blue-duct--taped jungle magazine setup.
http://www.tuhalb.com/personal/images/sta/sta07.jpg

Here we have Liberian militia demonstrating the "Soul Train" method of combat assault. "Red Pants" must be a Zouave (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zouave).
http://www.tuhalb.com/personal/images/sta/sta08.jpg

The Nautical theme is ever popular, as seen by this militiaman wearing the stylish Kapok life jacket. Won't stop a bullet, but sure looks Boo-yaa!
http://www.tuhalb.com/personal/images/sta/sta09.jpg

This pair is executing the difficult "Phat Bammer Swagger" shooting stance. Note the deceptive use of pink clam diggers and the yellow radio - he must be the RTO?
http://www.tuhalb.com/personal/images/sta/sta10.jpg

The Phat "Batman Begins" RPG firing position is new but hot.
http://www.tuhalb.com/personal/images/sta/sta11.jpg

While this appears to be a well-rehearsed combat assault maneuver, this militiaman is actually trying to keep birds from crapping on his car. Note the feather duster in the left hand for effect.
http://www.tuhalb.com/personal/images/sta/sta12.jpg

This Militiaman executes the one handed high overhead blind shot. It is often used to indicate that "Da Brizzles over there".
http://www.tuhalb.com/personal/images/sta/sta13.jpg

And last but not least, these two are showing the proper way to fire a support weapon using the non-aiming duck-walk method, keeping at least five feet of linked ammo strung out from the weapon at any given time! Note the suitably awe-struck onlookers!
http://www.tuhalb.com/personal/images/sta/sta14.jpg

[s13Dr1ft]

Those red x's are kickin ass

[SW20Racer]

Those red x's are kickin ass

quoted for da troofs

[WilloW]

Nice life jacket!

[SW20Racer]

damn. accuracy through volume i suppose.

[eastcoastS14]

ah yes theres nothing quite like making fun of poor africans fighting in the streets of their war torn cities while we sit back and laugh at them for not being able to afford better clothes to die in....and adding just the right amount of stereotypes and racism....so that no one can really call you a racist but you still look like a piece of shit really does the trick

[Matej]

ah yes theres nothing quite like making fun of poor africans fighting in the streets of their war torn cities while we sit back and laugh at them for not being able to afford better clothes to die in....and adding just the right amount of stereotypes and racism....so that no one can really call you a racist but you still look like a piece of shit really does the trick
Unhhh hella buzzkill.

[lflkajfj12123]

unhhhh

eastcoasts14 said hella truth

[Matej]

Unhhh I know his heart is hella big. :hug:


The guys in the pictures are members of the militant group responsible for killing many civilians in Monrovia.

[b4racing]

common sense is not too common

[legacy927]

this is just sad what these people have to go through...

[mkiv98]

damn, how is it possible to even take such pictures without at least getting jacked for your camera?

[MADE]

I see the OP point but their firing AK's I sure at least 1 of the 30 rounds came somewhat close. Spray and pray and hope thier close.

[murda-c]

Hey guess where the flag in my sig is from.

But also note that I'm not insulted by things I read on the internet.

Also, look up general butt naked.

[murda-c]

damn, how is it possible to even take such pictures without at least getting jacked for your camera?

Despite what you might think, there's a good chance that these are men fighting for survival and for their homes, not wannabe gangstas.

[ByeByeSti]

The Phat "Batman Begins" RPG firing position is new but hot.
http://www.tuhalb.com/personal/images/sta/sta11.jpg

shit son look at those high tops and the life jacket is absolutely hilarious! not being racist just the shoes n jacket are hilarious

[mkiv98]

Despite what you might think, there's a good chance that these are men fighting for survival and for their homes, not wannabe gangstas.

who said anything about wannabe gangstas? survival and desperation. that camera would be worth quite a bit to them. and dont you think it would be likely to be caught in some crossfire?

[azndoc]

I think those high tops are the old Shawn Kemps Reebok Kamakazi.

Yeah good initiative, bad judgement.

I wish you could meet my friend who I met in the military and what he had to go through growing up in a war torn african country.

Most of the militia members are forced to fight starting at a young age.

[allntrlundrgrnd]

this thread wont end well

[ilia]

Yep it's pretty low to laugh about African poverty. Probably not the best idea.

[murda-c]

who said anything about wannabe gangstas? survival and desperation. that camera would be worth quite a bit to them. and dont you think it would be likely to be caught in some crossfire?


Camera's don't fire bullets, and at the time there was no one to sell it to.

Also, there is the fact that the camera guys were probably on the side of the people they were filming.

[ALEXTHESUS*PECT]

ah yes theres nothing quite like making fun of poor africans fighting in the streets of their war torn cities while we sit back and laugh at them for not being able to afford better clothes to die in....and adding just the right amount of stereotypes and racism....so that no one can really call you a racist but you still look like a piece of shit really does the trick
just what i was gonna say.....:fawkd:



this thread wont end well
it already has. see above post!:hs:

[Lurpin]

i didn't see how this was funny at all...

[PhilthyS13]

Hey guess where the flag in my sig is from.

But also note that I'm not insulted by things I read on the internet.

Also, look up general butt naked.

The first thing I thought was General Butt Naked.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/22765054/?GT1=10755

He's not really butt naked because he wears combat boots.


Liberia is one messed up place.

[mkiv98]

Camera's don't fire bullets, and at the time there was no one to sell it to.

Also, there is the fact that the camera guys were probably on the side of the people they were filming.

i mean crossfire coming from the other side. its just a terrible place to be, for anyone.

[womenbeshoppin]

http://i5.tinypic.com/711x6qq.jpg

[DUFFM4N]

The guys in the pictures are members of the militant group responsible for killing many civilians in Monrovia.

Monrovia? thats the next city over from me!:rl: :axe: :mephfawk:

oh btw, jack....those are old shawn kemps, what a hypebeast

[blasting_speed]

Those are some sick pix.

[BOROSUN]

stats would look like this...

shot fired: 2300
friendly fire: 115
hits head:0% arms:9% body:1% leg:5%
total kills: 2.5 ( bird,dog,and a dead guy)
accuracy:0%
style points: 200 hells yeah!

[Matej]

Hey guys please stop leaving me the hate messages, if you think I'm racist you obviously don't know me, I take offense to being called that.
I posted those pictures because those guys are definitely doing something wrong, not to make fun of poverty, and I didn't write the text and I'm not endorsing it, that's just where I found the pictures, so stop being butt-hurt over something on the internet and go donate money to a charity helping people in Africa like I have.

[Koopa Troopa]

I give that dude at the end firing that PKC from the standing mad props... Those fucking things are HEAVY!!

[LB.Motoring]

Great post,

funny as hell.

[powersteeringless180sx]

maybe it's a good thing they don't know how to aim and fire correctly. there would be a lot more casualty's if they knew what they were doing.

i thought the text was pretty funny.

[corriganjoshua]

they are being stupid is what there doing...after a year in baghdad serving as a part of our us armys infantry ya learn to laugh that shit off tho

[HyperTek]

that stuff is crazy...

+rep for those brave photographers that dont get caught in cross fire

reminds me of Blood Diamond and Lord of war, 2 great movies by the way

[HyperTek]

any idea who these people are shooting?
whats to say someone doesnt just say "fuck it" and shoot the camera guy for getting in thier face lol

[driftcardotnet]

http://i5.tinypic.com/711x6qq.jpg
Now thats fucked up.... you have too much free time. do something resourceful

[KA24DESOneThree]

I wonder if AKs will jam like ARs do when you use the mag as a monopod. Hmmm.

Cry all you want, crybabies. They're fighting for their lives but are too stupid to bother aiming. The rest of us are allowed to laugh all we want.

[godzillarb]

http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i170/tdi520/Dumb%20pictures/MarcoPoloFireArmsMoreexciting.jpg
http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i170/tdi520/Dumb%20pictures/foresight.jpg

[S14DB]

Hey guys please stop leaving me the hate messages, if you think I'm racist you obviously don't know me, I take offense to being called that.
I posted those pictures because those guys are definitely doing something wrong, not to make fun of poverty, and I didn't write the text and I'm not endorsing it, that's just where I found the pictures, so stop being butt-hurt over something on the internet and go donate money to a charity helping people in Africa like I have.

I don't know how you can make fun of 350,000 people dieing.