Saturday humor

[wherezmytofu]

so there is a man walking along the beach
and he see this beautyful women, minus arms and legs
shes crying like crazy, so he goes up to her
and ask her "why are you crying?"
she says " i have never been hugged before"
"never been hugged, how terrible"
so he hugs her
she smiles, goes thank you
but in a few seconds she starts crying again
the man asked "why are you crying again?"
she says " i have never been kissed before"
so he goes...what the hell, ans kissed her
she smiles, blushes, and tells him how nice of a person he is
but in a few seconds she start crying again, even more then starting with,
so he goes "why are ou crying now?!?"
she says says "i have never been fucked before"
















































so he picks her up and throws her in the oceans and yells "well now ur fucked" &nbsp;<img src="#/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/sly.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':sly:'> &nbsp;<img src="#/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/devil.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':devil:'> &nbsp;<img src="#/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/laugh.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':laugh:'> &nbsp;<img src="#/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/lookaround.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':look:'>

[X-Iceman]

LOL... thatis some sick humor!! &nbsp;<img src="#/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/devil.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':devil:'>

[SR20Fastback]

lol well I guess its better than a joke about some pedaphile

[Fresh 240SX]

Not that i watch the show but it was on Ally Mcbeal like 4 years ago.. the joke that is atleast thats where i think i saw it

funny never the less

What do you call a mexican girl with no legs?

Cuntswaylow

<img src="#/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/laugh.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':laugh:'>

[Annoying Eric]

HAHAHA <img src="#/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':D'> &nbsp;<img src="#/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':D'> &nbsp;<img src="#/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':D'>

[SilviaDriver]

old joke..heard it before..but still funny as hell

[-E-]

LOl thats to funny <img src="#/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':D'>