Animal Kingdom. Who will win?

[Suckmycack]

I've been wondering for a while now, if a grizzly bear and a silverback gorilla went at it. Who would dominate?
Discuss.

[ALTRNTV]

Gorilla. Apes have an opposable thumb which they can use as an advantage.

[SimpleSexy180]

i would say the t-rex.

oh wait, what?

[SW20Racer]

i guess it would depend on which one liked to play the submissive role...
this is how it went in MY head...

<bear> LICK MY HEELS BITCH!
<gorilla> ooohhh yeaaah! burn me with your cigarette!
<bear> YOU LIKE IT WHEN I STICK MY FIST IN YOUR ASS?
<gorilla> oh yeah! more master! moooore!!!

dom-bear ftw!!

[Matej]

http://eqlegends.peopleaggregator.net/files/pedobear.jpg

[SW20Racer]

pedobear is my hero

[jeeper_x]

are you fucking retarded?......

gorilla got no chance whatsoever......

have you ever seen the claws on those fucking bears?

that shit is blunt, but they still can rip you open while breaking your bones!

don't get me started on them grizzly jaws.....

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/06_02/angrybearREX_468x329.jpg

http://www.mammalz.com/UserFiles/2007/7/10/070620_ap_grizzly_paw_02.jpg

[TRU_DAH-V]

bear FTW the gorilla aint got no chance.

[shmiddy]

i was gonna say gorilla cuz he can grab shit but after seeing them pics of that bears paws.. i gotta give it to the bear. that shits no joke!!!

[ThatGuy]

http://z.about.com/d/urbanlegends/1/0/r/3/tedbear1.jpg
http://z.about.com/d/urbanlegends/1/0/s/3/tedpaw.jpg

That's not even a record breaker. He was only 10'6" ~1200lbs.

Gorillas are very strong, but Bears have more weapons. Strength, claws, and teeth.

[Phlip]

ManBearPig: Half Man, Half Bear, Half Pig:
http://img504.imageshack.us/img504/3791/manbearpiggu5.png


... wait, what were we talking about?

[brndck]

goatboy. owns.
http://members.tripod.com/~goat30/goatboyE.jpg
know what i wanna c?
http://www.tombraider4u.com/pictures/pooh1.jpg
vs
http://www.cinematical.com/images/2005/10/george.jpg

[98s14inaz]

are you fucking retarded?......

gorilla got no chance whatsoever......

have you ever seen the claws on those fucking bears?

that shit is blunt, but they still can rip you open while breaking your bones!

don't get me started on them grizzly jaws.....



Bear FTW. No way the gorilla would win. Teeth, body mass, claws > body mass and teeth.

[Phlip]

Is this a game now?
http://www.cryptomundo.com/wp-content/okbigfoot1dena.jpg

[zenki-217]

So if a gorrila rapes a bear or wither way is that how u get bigfoot?

[exitspeed]

A Gorilla. They don't like Gay Day. Bears I hear do.
http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00358/ed_imageSNN1112D_358352a.jpg


And Gorilla's just look like they WANT to kick a bears ass.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/bc/Male_silverback_Gorilla.JPG
http://klb.uwstout.edu/GorillaYawning01_2.gif

[jeeper_x]

i think gorillas are just gay....

bears are not out to kick anybody's ass....

they just wanna eat you.....

okay.....let's compare the the movies

"Grizzly Man" and "Gorilla in the Mist"......

i didn't see Dian Fossey get eaten in the end.......

just admit it....

apes are one of the weakest animals on the planet....

do you know even know that gorillas are so peaceful in nature?

they dun wanna fight nobody.....

they just wanna chill and eat leaves.....:D

*sorry, animal planet is one of my favorite channel....:rofl:

[Phlip]

i think gorillas are just gay....

bears are not out to kick anybody's ass....

they just wanna eat you.....

okay.....let's compare the the movies

"Grizzly Man" and "Gorilla in the Mist"......

i didn't see Dian Fossey get eaten in the end.......

just admit it....

apes are one of the weakest animals on the planet....

do you know even know that gorillas are so peaceful in nature?

they dun wanna fight nobody.....

they just wanna chill and eat leaves.....:D

*sorry, animal planet is one of my favorite channel....:rofl:

Well what about that one movie where that one 35-foot one fell in love with that one bidge and took her up to the top of the Empire State Building to make sex with her, but the army shot him down.
That was some ol bullshit

[vvtisupra]

if you train a gorilla to shoot a gun then it will wi..... oh wait then it'd be a human.

[exitspeed]

i think gorillas are just gay....

bears are not out to kick anybody's ass....

they just wanna eat you.....

okay.....let's compare the the movies

"Grizzly Man" and "Gorilla in the Mist"......

i didn't see Dian Fossey get eaten in the end.......

just admit it....

apes are one of the weakest animals on the planet....

do you know even know that gorillas are so peaceful in nature?

they dun wanna fight nobody.....

they just wanna chill and eat leaves.....:D

*sorry, animal planet is one of my favorite channel....:rofl:

^
Nothing but rumors and hearsay. I've provided visual evidence of Gorillas NOT being gay and how they will destroy something that even says GAY. Imagine what they would do to an actual GAY Bear? Yea it would be bad. Real bad.

I love convo's like this. So funny.

[98s14inaz]

Gorilla. Apes have an opposable thumb which they can use as an advantage.

That brings up an interesting point. Are we allowing weapons (tools)? If so the gorilla has an obvious advantage. Gorillas are also much smarter.

In a straight up fight to the death, bear vs gorilla with no outside influence the bear would most likely win. With tools and weapons the gorilla would win. Damn dirty apes!!!

[jeeper_x]

Well what about that one movie where that one 35-foot one fell in love with that one bidge and took her up to the top of the Empire State Building to make sex with her, but the army shot him down.
That was some ol bullshit

dude, these are documentaries......not just the regular movies

http://wallstreetjackass.typepad.com/raptureready/images/gorilla_style.jpg

one silverback and one younger male.....so gorilla are kinda of gay....:keke:

[Suckmycack]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=CythpM3_ocM

[hunterljc]

i think gorillas are just gay....

bears are not out to kick anybody's ass....

they just wanna eat you.....

okay.....let's compare the the movies

"Grizzly Man" and "Gorilla in the Mist"......

i didn't see Dian Fossey get eaten in the end.......

just admit it....

apes are one of the weakest animals on the planet....

do you know even know that gorillas are so peaceful in nature?

they dun wanna fight nobody.....

they just wanna chill and eat leaves.....:D

*sorry, animal planet is one of my favorite channel....:rofl:

An adult chimp could beat the shit out of you. A gorilla could rip you apart.

And you are an ape by the way.

But yeah a bear would win. Sword vs. club.

[Matej]

They will crossbreed, then gorillabears will jump out of trees on unsuspecting hikers.

[alindeman1989]

bear ftw. they have claws teeth and are the best

[Bobafreak]

The grizzly would slam the shit out of a gorilla.

[VROOOM]

Gorilla. Apes have an opposable thumb which they can use as an advantage.

who needs opposable thumbs when you can do this

http://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k79/nismothecat/untitled25.jpg

[BustedS13]

grizzly would rape some stupid monkey.

[txrxs]

http://koekoe.fc2web.com/2nd_season/bob-sapp.jpg
.

[Bobafreak]

i dont get it ^

[DreamN]

japanese giant hornet ftw!!!!

[DreamN]

i dont get it ^

duh... he's being racist and saying that big black dude looks like a gorilla. gosh, don't you know anything? :duh:

[exitspeed]

http://koekoe.fc2web.com/2nd_season/bob-sapp.jpg
.

White, black, or red, that dude is almost the size of a gorilla and I would be just as afraid of him.

[eastcoastS14]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X9zLK70K-_w

^^ proof apes are gay?

lol yeah bear would totally win....they just own the shit out of anything they want

[Matej]

japanese giant hornet ftw!!!!
Haha nuhuh beetle is the best.

[exitspeed]

You know what would own both of those? That crazy ass tiger that hunted down those three dudes and killed their asses at that zoo recently. Tigers aren't even close to being gay. Even though they are technically giant pussys.

[DreamN]

^ I second that. Oh and make it one of those enormous russian amur tigers and that thing would own both simultaneously.

[txrxs]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bob_Sapp

no racism implied. In a rare lapse in memory I thought his knick was "the bear." It is "the beast." My post still stands correct.

[ESmorz]

Iunno I giant ass gorilla might be able to fight one logically, just grab it's head and knock the shit out of it...

And since when are Gorillas peaceful creatures, have you ever seen the shows where they intrude on the gorillas territory the go ape shit.

[mrpeepers]

HAVE YOU FOOLS EVER SEEN CONGO!?!?!/

gorillas are waaaaaay smart!! they can avoid trip lasers and dodge bullets. Bears wont see the drop kick from the tree comin. SHO' NUFF

[DreamN]

^ :rofl: :rofl: but see then you got the bitch ape like amy and your theory goes out the window.

[blaze]

That Gorilla will do the stunner on the bear all day. The Gorilla will jump off trees n shit and bash the bears head in. GORILLA ALL DAY!!!!

[Bobafreak]

duh... he's being racist and saying that big black dude looks like a gorilla. gosh, don't you know anything? :duh:
i was kidding but he can top this.
http://tequiero.nimnim.net/richchou/files/2007/10/62266_wqvbcppcro_vlarge.jpg
gimmie my bread!

[mrpeepers]

^ :rofl: :rofl: but see then you got the bitch ape like amy and your theory goes out the window.

WATCHU TALKIN BOUT WILLIS! amy was even smarter than the grey backs! if she led an army of grey back all wantin that puss and shit damn you know how much gorillas like puss?!!?!?

[DreamN]

smart = running like crazy because she doesn't want to get raped by crazy gray gorillas?

[mrpeepers]

ah you have a point. but bears are not known to want to rape a gorilla in the wild. I touche back to you

[eastcoastS14]

this shark owns all

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ycbc4fHY1v8&feature=related

[DreamN]

omg i wanna see that movie so bad. no joke soon as i heard it laugh i was laughing my ass off. brought tears to my eyes. :rofl: :rofl:

[jeeper_x]

^^ proof apes are gay?

lol yeah bear would totally win....they just own the shit out of anything they want

http://www.mjsite.com/pics/mjbubbles.jpg

no, this is the proof that chimps are gay......

hahaahahaaha

[Suckmycack]

You talking about the monkey or michael?

hahahaha.

[C.]

all you guys must be on crack, the gorilla would win.


Just look at what a chimp can do, now imagine a gorilla

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bGmMIMsyoG4

[jeeper_x]

haha....i wanna see that fool try to teach gorilla how to kumite!

"kick!" said the stupid trainer.....

*neck breaks from the gorilla's dead grip....

:loco:.....gorillas are not as smart as the chimps, tard~

[Farzam]

Wasn't there a show like this on the Discovery channel?

[ESmorz]

Yeah Animal Face-Off.

But they only did lame shit like tigers and stuff where you already knew who would win.

[status:one]

I would put my money on the bear.

[jeeper_x]

Yeah Animal Face-Off.

But they only did lame shit like tigers and stuff where you already knew who would win.

oh yea...

i remember they did a Siberian tiger vs Grizzly bear....

the bear raped the tiger ass so bad....:keke: :keke: :keke:

this show was crap tho....

i think all they did was just randomly pick a winner.....

haha....

[Matej]

They should bring that show back, except do it for real and have Michael Vick host it.

[98s14inaz]

They should bring that show back, except do it for real and have Michael Vick host it.

Ha ha! I'd watch that.

[murda-c]

http://content.ytmnd.com/content/3/e/6/3e621738b7fe09ccb101532a9336f033.jpg

[240sx_sr20det]

^^Hahaha

There was a thread on here somewhere that showed some crazy giant Spiders from Iraq. Now those things would mess some shit up. Numbing Venom? Say goodnight.