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downshift_sideways
01-21-2008, 07:19 PM
I'm driving my 240sx down this street in the bay. This nissan altima out of nowhere does a 2 lane split and gets on my ass. I'm like WTF? He then begins to Rev up at me. Wanting to race. We'll aint that some funny shit? No way in hell did I want to race him, because It would just be a waste of gas, and I would leave him with a trail of smoke. So I continue driving....and he splits to the next lane besides me and does a ricer flyby. So I notice the driver; some hispanic looking guy...As he drives past me. I noticed that he had a "VTEC" sticker on his trunk :keke: So I'm thinking wow. this fucking guy.

We get to the next stop light, and I tell him to roll down his window. He does so...and I ask.
Me-"Ay bro, your car is quick bro. Whatcha got in that beast? VTEC?"

Ricer-"Yea dude, I got VTEC and I got it hooked up with hondata, You know what that is right??"

Me-"No way dude, is that some sort of nas?"

Ricer "Its for opening up my valve at a certain timing..I kill Sti's all day bro"

Me-"Damn dude, Thats cool."

Ricer "What ya got in there??"

Me- "Nothing bro. all stock. Just a ricer ass muffler tip at the end of this bitch"

Ricer-"Ahh Alright..."

*LIGHT TURNS GREEN*

And this ricer trys to impress me by stomping on the gas, and as he does so. as his shifts to second, He does the nastiest 2nd gear grind I have ever heard in my life.

Next thing I know, He has his hazzard lights on. I pull next to him, and ask what happened?

Ricer-"I think I just blew my tranny bro!!"

Me- "No fucking way! Here I'll help escort you to the gas station..!"

So I drive behind him to "escort" him, and I pull out my camera phone. Just to take a pic of that nice VTEC emblem he had on his trunk. Once I snapped a quick one. I just drove past and went to tapioca express..

LMAO..Funny shit.
Here is the pic I snaped.
http://i236.photobucket.com/albums/ff221/AntzPrincess/0117081544a.jpg

lflkajfj12123
01-21-2008, 07:22 PM
haha what a winner

i kill sti's all day BRO

BRO

s15dave
01-21-2008, 07:32 PM
What a silly silly man. That's what he gets for doing that to a Nissan.

Farzam
01-21-2008, 07:39 PM
STi KILLAAAAAAA

Honda brooo

svensko
01-21-2008, 07:42 PM
True style and class.

revat619
01-21-2008, 07:44 PM
and he's a raider fan.....

hahahaha what a joke :rofl:

eastcoastS14
01-21-2008, 07:52 PM
lol what I wanna kno is why ppl talk out of their asses?? why would you tell someone you had something like a hondata when you clearly dont....or even more....if you arent 100% sure what it does why would you ask someone else if they knew what it was and risk them being like "yeah i do actually....do you?" I dont get it....I would never tell someone I had something in my car or really lie about owning anything that i didnt....wtf is the point? tards

edit: should have told the guy you had a gallo 24.....lol then again by the looks of the car the guy probably jerks off to FF nightly

Helghast
01-21-2008, 07:53 PM
VTECH IS KICKING IN YOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

bro.

downshift_sideways
01-21-2008, 07:54 PM
It made my day. I still remember his face. Jesus I wish I took a pic of him.

He had a grill <3

Andrew Bohan
01-21-2008, 07:57 PM
shoulda just crashed into him

qwikspool
01-21-2008, 07:59 PM
he got too much pride. showing off. he deserves it. "sti killa". yeah right.:bowrofl: :bowrofl:

swiftdrift
01-21-2008, 08:06 PM
He had a grill <3

u got to be fuckin kidding me

arkive43
01-21-2008, 08:17 PM
dam u know u were scared to run em :keke:







BRO!

powersteeringless180sx
01-21-2008, 08:30 PM
sounds like a future srt4 owner

deusche......:down:

muddafakka
01-21-2008, 09:11 PM
Hahahahahaha that was great

SimpleSexy180
01-21-2008, 09:11 PM
lol

http://i25.tinypic.com/24mt8ja.jpg

jskateborders
01-21-2008, 10:00 PM
I love it

^^^^^^^^^^^

imnotmatt1189
01-21-2008, 11:28 PM
hahahahhaha thats fuckin great.

bro.

downshift_sideways
01-21-2008, 11:42 PM
Had a nice flame steering wheel cover too. I forgot to mention that :keke:

jackjack
01-21-2008, 11:43 PM
bro....bro.....BRO! MY TRANNY! ahahhahahhhahahha nice

Dutchmalmiss
01-21-2008, 11:45 PM
^^^ FUCK i can't stop laughing at that dog hahahahaha. Thank god I wasn't at work when i read this lol.

NiSmOKnIghTsRBS14
01-21-2008, 11:55 PM
Classic........................... LOL

U should have been.................

A bro i didnt know ka's got VTEC.

FUNNY

C. Senor
01-22-2008, 01:52 AM
hahahaha...fucking dog was halirious....but man...i want to visit the bay now....it seems i would be laughing almost every day with people like that on the road.

txrxs
01-22-2008, 02:05 AM
Lol that dog picture.

The animated version posted by me on msprotege.com on 03 May 05, 00:12
http://www.msprotege.com/members/txrxs/dog.gif

azndoc
01-22-2008, 02:06 AM
What's a VTEC?

I think I have it in my sr.

Oh yeah............

98s14inaz
01-22-2008, 08:27 AM
Nice story, they come in all kinds. The mustang guys crack me up...saw one yesterday with a "turbo" badge and those sticker vent holes all over his car. I lol'd.

ManoNegra
01-22-2008, 09:10 AM
I've seen GTR emblems on Mustangs before...

RiversideS13
01-22-2008, 12:06 PM
http://www.bayarearidersforum.com/forums/images/threads/000/009/175/116729-vtec.jpg

s13poop
01-22-2008, 02:05 PM
why do hispanics have the tendancy of doing that?

its either a raider symbol or a nike swoosh :duh:

being hispanic isn't so hott sometimes :hs:

kdashy
01-22-2008, 02:17 PM
He does the nastiest 2nd gear grind I have ever heard in my life.

I'm still not sure how you mess up an upshift to 2nd...

Maybe it was auto and he accidentally threw it into reverse.

downshift_sideways
01-22-2008, 02:19 PM
^wORD.

In the bay hispanics either have.
1. "El pilon" bumper sticker (spanish radio station)
2. a Raider emblem on thier car.
3. Altezza lights and a fart can.
4. Nike swoosh, or a "Fear This"
5.And thier whole family squuezed in the car.

No joke. Its real ask anyone from the bay.

Bobafreak
01-22-2008, 02:29 PM
hmm we got more than you in socal
pilo sticker
el cuy cuey sticker < sorry if its wrong but its the raza radio station. >_<
raider sticker
mad bass coming from visionik speakers bumpin mariachi music.
flames on the vehicle
major spoiler
neon paint jobs
spinning rims or chrome rims
indiglo gauges
none the less the mob rolls deep in the coupe.
red r stickers from autozone/krage/pepboys

downshift_sideways
01-22-2008, 03:32 PM
^Oh yea, I forgot to mention that aswell.

We got plenty of those everywhere. :keke:

imnotmatt1189
01-22-2008, 04:30 PM
I've seen GTR emblems on Mustangs before...

hahahah me too! one time i was driving and i saw a mustang with a gtr emblem and i hella started laughing at him and he got all angry, flipped me off, and sped off going like 120. hahahahha

TheBigDirty
01-22-2008, 11:58 PM
^wORD.

In the bay hispanics either have.
1. "El pilon" bumper sticker (spanish radio station)
2. a Raider emblem on thier car.
3. Altezza lights and a fart can.
4. Nike swoosh, or a "Fear This"
5.And thier whole family squuezed in the car.

No joke. Its real ask anyone from the bay.


^Lol it's so true. Just today I was on 580 and this fool in a 4 door civic with a kragen spoiler gets in front of me trying to show off his nos and tazmanian devil stickers. I'm used to it now.:down:

projekt_s13
01-23-2008, 12:19 AM
I've seen GTR emblems on Mustangs before...

Thats actually quite common. The reason being that since it "was" a GT and they modded it, it becomes a GT-R. lol

C. Senor
01-23-2008, 12:38 AM
^so the r stands for gt retarded or something?

projekt_s13
01-23-2008, 12:58 AM
^so the r stands for gt retarded or something?

Yea exactly, i heard some people say it stands for Racing but i know they are wrong.

M4Rl0N
01-23-2008, 01:05 AM
yea i see that alot

check this out
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y136/aveelindo/12-26-07_1614-1.jpg

and there is a PT Cruser at my freind little brother school that had GTR emblem i see it all the time.....L0L

CNDC
01-23-2008, 01:06 AM
Yay. Tap X. lol. Nice story.

eli_eli
01-23-2008, 01:11 AM
the other day i was at one of those self car wash places, and this guy asked me if i wanted to come "play racing" sometime....lmao....ahahahahah.....i had to hold it in though in front of him...but my natural reaction was......what? wait what?...

ALEXTHESUS*PECT
01-23-2008, 01:16 AM
and he's a raider fan.....

hahahaha what a joke :rofl:

i knew this comment was coming!


damn that guy sucks ass!

azndoc
01-23-2008, 01:19 AM
LOL I remember when I came back to the states seeing GTR emblem on everycar it seems.

Lame.....

ayuaddict
01-23-2008, 01:37 AM
that was me in the altima.

henry was hiding in the back seat.

downshift_sideways
01-23-2008, 01:44 AM
that was me in the altima.

henry was hiding in the back seat.
I figured it was you. Had the grill and all.:ugh:

Mr.S14
01-23-2008, 11:16 AM
LMAO i had someshit like this to me, me and my ex girl were washing the Z and her 240 at some car wash when some from mexico hispanic in his box XB comes up to us and bumps that tokyo song from F&F and revs his motor as he drives by my ex fucking busts up laughing in his face while i hold it it LOL i can hear laughter coming from the next washer and it was her falling over her hood LOL

DUFFM4N
01-23-2008, 12:54 PM
id appreciate it if u blurred out my license plate on the first post...btw my tranny is fixed, im ready to run you whenever u wanna piece of this vtec

alindeman1989
01-23-2008, 03:38 PM
this made my day for sure, silly ricers, vtec is for honda.

SINxSELEKTAH
01-23-2008, 03:44 PM
i thought nissan uses CVTCS http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v111/sinxselektah/smilies/scratchhead.gif
^wORD.

In the bay hispanics either have.
1. "El pilon" bumper sticker (spanish radio station)
2. a Raider emblem on thier car.
3. Altezza lights and a fart can.
4. Nike swoosh, or a "Fear This"
5.And thier whole family squuezed in the car.

No joke. Its real ask anyone from the bay.

down in socal, they tend to put midas mufflers purposely bent at an angle with holes punched in them for "sound"

altezza lights, nike swoosh, raiders sticker = mexican standard in all of california