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steve shadows
01-16-2008, 05:09 PM
It's all right here.

LOL

Posted 9/20/2005 3:10 PM

Cold-war device used to cause Katrina?
IDAHO FALLS, Idaho (AP) — An Idaho weatherman says Japan's Yakuza mafia used a Russian-made electromagnetic generator to cause Hurricane Katrina in a bid to avenge itself for the Hiroshima atom bomb attack — and that this technology will soon be wielded again to hit another U.S. city.

Meteorologist Scott Stevens, a nine-year veteran of KPVI-TV in Pocatello, said he was struggling to forecast weather patterns starting in 1998 when he discovered the theory on the Internet. It's now detailed on Stevens' website, www.weatherwars.info, the Idaho Falls Post Register reported.

Stevens, who is among several people to offer alternative and generally discounted theories for the storm that flooded New Orleans, says a little-known oversight in physical laws makes it possible to create and control storms — especially if you're armed with the Cold War-era weapon said to have been made by the Russians in 1976. Stevens became convinced of the existence of the Russian device when he observed an unusual Montana cold front in 2004.

"I just got sick to my stomach because these clouds were unnatural and that meant they had (the machine) on all the time," Stevens said. "I was left trying to forecast the intent of some organization rather than the weather of this planet."

Stevens said oddities in Hurricane Katrina storm patterns underpin his theory.

And, according to his website, so does the fact that Katrina and Ivan — the name given to a destructive hurricane that hit Florida in September 2004 — both sound Russian.

Scientists discount Stevens' claims as ludicrous and say they run contrary to the second law of thermodynamics, that energy can be neither created nor destroyed.

"I have been doing hurricane research for the better part of 20 years now, and there was nothing unusual to me about any of the satellite imagery of Katrina," said Rob Young, a hurricane expert at Western Carolina University in Cullowhee, N.C. "It's laughable to think it could have been manmade."

Stevens' bosses at KPVI-TV say their employee can think and say what he wants — as long as he keeps the station out of the debate and acknowledges that his views are his own opinion. Bill Fouch, KPVI's general manager, compared Stevens' musings to political or religious beliefs that journalists suppress on the job.

"He doesn't talk about it on his weathercast," Fouch said. "He's very knowledgeable about weather, and he's very popular."
Copyright 2005 The Associated Press. All rights reserved. This material may not be published, broadcast, rewritten or redistributed.

http://www.usatoday.com/weather/climate/2005-09-20-wacky-weatherman_x.htm

VROOOM
01-16-2008, 05:18 PM
can we blame them for 9/11 too?

azndoc
01-16-2008, 06:03 PM
She looks harmless.
http://img112.imageshack.us/img112/2842/shokotendo04to1.jpg

This guy however wants to fondle Steve.
http://img143.imageshack.us/img143/5251/yakuzamembertc6.jpg

lflkajfj12123
01-16-2008, 06:17 PM
lol

what an idiot he better watch what he say or his life may turn into a hurricane

i'm pretty sure mafia's are the last person you want to blame shit on haha

Matej
01-16-2008, 06:25 PM
Lolz when I lived in Europe there was a dude living in the building next door who everyone whispered was connected to the mafia and one day he blew up in a telephone booth.

cc4usmc
01-16-2008, 06:30 PM
I heard once that the Chinese shoot rockets into the sky to make it rain. I think it was them...

Anto
01-16-2008, 06:47 PM
He's from Idaho.




Idaho.

A Spec Products
01-16-2008, 06:50 PM
This is the most far fetched ignorant thing I've heard of in a while.

If there were devices capable of making rain and clouds, then why the hell is there a drought everywhere?

HMMMM?

We should call Mel Gibson. He knows all about them conspiracy theories!

drift freaq
01-16-2008, 06:50 PM
Ok here we go .

Al queda was not responsible for 9/11 it was U.S. goverment conspiracy to create a enemy.( ya we set of implosion bombs ya right)
The Apollo Moon landing it was shot in a studio( mind you before T.V. special effects could have ever pulled that off.) P.S. this is something I watched in real time(the actual moon landing) on T.V. as a little kid.

Now this fool is blaming Katrina on the Yakuza lol

Fucking internet crazies. The worst part is there are people that actually believe all this internet bullshit,
Its just like the amazing inaccuracy of Wikipedia with all its bullshit.

Man the world is going to the fools who think if its on the internet its got to be right. LOL

And I second Logans call for Mel Gibson . LOL

A Spec Products
01-16-2008, 07:09 PM
And I second Logans call for Mel Gibson . LOL

http://i.realone.com/assets/cs/001/01077001.jpg

"Ack, bro....the Yakuza got me...."

lflkajfj12123
01-16-2008, 07:12 PM
http://image.guim.co.uk/Guardian/news/gallery/2007/jun/21/japan.internationalnews/[email protected]

"We're coming for you, Mel.."

trybal
01-16-2008, 07:15 PM
^ those guys dont look so tough...

drift freaq
01-16-2008, 07:16 PM
^ those guys dont look so tough...

Thats what Mel said. LOL

lflkajfj12123
01-16-2008, 07:17 PM
^ those guys dont look so tough...

i suppose no one has ever introduced to you automatic weapons

http://image.guim.co.uk/Guardian/news/gallery/2007/jun/21/japan.internationalnews/[email protected]

"You're next!"

status:one
01-16-2008, 07:25 PM
this is the dumbest conspiracy theory i've ever heard.

Meteorologist Scott Stevens <--- FAIL

Phlip
01-16-2008, 07:33 PM
Now this is just silly.
People who are trying to terrorize and make a point on people don't kill poor (yes, literally impoverished) people who live in a city that smells bad.

k's_silvia2.0
01-16-2008, 07:40 PM
If that is true then how do I sign up for the yakuza?
Fuck with me and ill flood your entire hood bitch!!!

lflkajfj12123
01-16-2008, 07:43 PM
goto the phillipines and dress up like a girl

then you can get scouted and get forced to be a stripper and work your way up the ranks lulz

k's_silvia2.0
01-16-2008, 07:49 PM
goto the phillipines and dress up like a girl

then you can get scouted and get forced to be a stripper and work your way up the ranks lulz

Is that the only way:ughd:!!!

eastcoastS14
01-16-2008, 07:50 PM
http://image.guim.co.uk/Guardian/news/gallery/2007/jun/21/japan.internationalnews/[email protected]



WE MAKE IT RAIN! WE MAKE IT RAIN ON DEM HOES!

TheWolf
01-16-2008, 09:02 PM
I read it on the interweb.. it must be true...

k's_silvia2.0
01-16-2008, 09:12 PM
I do not know how to read japanese but im guessing this sign says "No Yakuza allowed".But then the yakuza will just flood that place lolz!!!
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/8/83/Yakuza_sign_near_Sento.jpg/447px-Yakuza_sign_near_Sento.jpg

jskateborders
01-16-2008, 09:14 PM
Is that the only way:ughd:!!!
prolly not. my freinds used to tell me the only way into the porn business was to start with gay.
Now I wish I had talked to some other people before I made my move...
:-/

lflkajfj12123
01-16-2008, 09:21 PM
^^^ whoah bro you went down the wrong street there

WOOA

anyways that sign is for a bath house, it says peoples with tattoos are not allowed

basically so that yakuza's don't come into their spa

you'll also see this in hotels, people tend to stay away from these kinds of people

scares off business

!Zar!
01-16-2008, 09:25 PM
I do not know how to read japanese but im guessing this sign says "No Yakuza allowed".But then the yakuza will just flood that place lolz!!!
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/8/83/Yakuza_sign_near_Sento.jpg/447px-Yakuza_sign_near_Sento.jpg

Far off...

It say no tattoos. Commonly found in hot springs and spa's because some think it's a disgrace to mark up ones body.

qwikspool
01-16-2008, 09:30 PM
:blah: all lies im telling you. lol:bowrofl:

bbejj123
01-16-2008, 10:11 PM
haha funniest thing ive heard in a while

tattoo131313
01-16-2008, 10:58 PM
I do not know how to read japanese but im guessing this sign says "No Yakuza allowed".But then the yakuza will just flood that place lolz!!!
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/8/83/Yakuza_sign_near_Sento.jpg/447px-Yakuza_sign_near_Sento.jpg

I think signs like this are found in the japanese bath houses
no irezumi? wtf

kanagawa_kouki
01-17-2008, 03:54 AM
Jeesus Christ.. this guy is from Idaho... Get the fuck outta here

exitspeed
01-17-2008, 07:48 AM
This is just crazy. The theory's are actually entertaining to read though. Sad, but entertaining. I love imagination.

steve shadows
01-17-2008, 10:15 AM
well the arabs planted the thermite in the twin towers to implode it not the CIA duh!!!!

haha

this is the most epic accidental find yet for me lol

Helghast
01-17-2008, 05:18 PM
prolly not. my freinds used to tell me the only way into the porn business was to start with gay.
Now I wish I had talked to some other people before I made my move...
:-/

This 2 sentences are the most awesomest-bestest in the whole zilvian-dia.

1Via!
01-17-2008, 07:12 PM
Its not that far fetched, especially since we all know Tupac is still alive hiding in the internet.