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BustedS13
01-16-2008, 12:41 AM
because this is becoming a fucking epidemic, and as simple as it should be to fix, i can't stop knocking glasses over on my desk, directly into my keyboard. i think i've done it twice in the last two weeks, and probably once a month before that for years. you'd think i'd make a "no drinks" rule, but that's impossible.
god i suck.

SW20Racer
01-16-2008, 12:47 AM
ya fucking drunk.:keke:

ESmorz
01-16-2008, 12:51 AM
I find it amazing that mine still works. Truly.

3 years of probably 20+ drinks spilled on it... yogurt, chips, pixie sticks, beef jerkey, nacho cheese, salt you name it it has been spilled or landed in the cracks of my keyboard. Which is funny because my room is basically spotless except for the computer station.

My dads an IT guy and he said mine is by far the dirtiest damn keyboard he has ever come across. He said I should send a thank you letter to dell for making such a keyboard, and then tell them everything else they make sucks...

BustedS13
01-16-2008, 12:58 AM
http://img213.imageshack.us/img213/6761/juuuuuiicegc9.jpg
http://img213.imageshack.us/img213/6761/juuuuuiicegc9.th.jpg (http://img213.imageshack.us/my.php?image=juuuuuiicegc9.jpg)

juuuiice! that was a good one! deep blue sea! they ate me! a fuckin' shark ate me!

I find it amazing that mine still works. Truly.

3 years of probably 20+ drinks spilled on it... yogurt, chips, pixie sticks, beef jerkey, nacho cheese, salt you name it it has been spilled or landed in the cracks of my keyboard. Which is funny because my room is basically spotless except for the computer station.

My dads an IT guy and he said mine is by far the dirtiest damn keyboard he has ever come across. He said I should send a thank you letter to dell for making such a keyboard, and then tell them everything else they make sucks...
i usually just turn it upside down and shake it, but i opted to pop some keys off to soak up the liquid... and found enough cat hair to build another pet. so gross.

HyperTek
01-16-2008, 01:45 AM
sure thats the reason your keyboard is sticky?? heheh

BustedS13
01-16-2008, 01:47 AM
sure thats the reason your keyboard is sticky?? heheh

i stream porn to the living room tv. i wish it were that simple, but it's actually because i'm retarded :(

!Zar!
01-16-2008, 01:55 AM
Yeah... I never had that problem...

S14DB
01-16-2008, 02:15 AM
Keyboard cover?

jrmiller84
01-16-2008, 09:11 AM
Problem solved! It's waterproof and you can fold it up. :bow: Although I don't know if I would buy from that manufacturer, there are better ones on the market.

http://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.aspx?Item=N82E16823701001

Dutchmalmiss
01-16-2008, 10:30 AM
Ah I spilled milk on mine once and that shit STANK after a couple days haha.

WilloW
01-16-2008, 10:41 AM
Too many time. Its usually when I tried to get on Zilvia when I'm drunk.

status:one
01-16-2008, 10:46 AM
Never happened on my laptop...so 0 times in 4 years... but it seemed to happen more often when I owned a desktop computer previously.
But, my laptop is missing 4 keys (need to stop spending money on my car)

sillyvia13
01-16-2008, 10:46 AM
NEVER...I have a ALIENWARE laptop...shit cost more than my car...lol...
I would kick myself in the balls if I did spill anything on it!

Sippie cup my friend! my son never spills a drop!
a nice baby bottle will do the trick too! drink beer through it! lol

Quail
01-16-2008, 11:12 AM
I have been known to milk the odd keyboard.

Stanky

Bobafreak
01-16-2008, 11:15 AM
I have been at my desk the last past 2 yrs and never spilt a drink on my keyboard. Thats straight butter fingers....lol. Only thing that has fallen in my keyboard was dorrito chips and a little bit of ceaser salad dressing from when i was mixing the dressing in the bowl provided by mcdonalds.

S13Boosts
01-16-2008, 11:17 AM
drunkies stand up!:fart:

muddafakka
01-16-2008, 12:28 PM
It's happened to me about 3-4 times.

deadpirate
01-16-2008, 12:48 PM
i have only spilt a few drops..but there is a shit load of cat hair..food crumbs and other weirdness underneath these keys..i think after this school session ends..im gunna clean this whole keyboard..shits filthy

slothonaleash
01-16-2008, 01:09 PM
http://img213.imageshack.us/img213/6761/juuuuuiicegc9.jpg



you sir, have no control :rofl:

Farzam
01-16-2008, 01:16 PM
Clumsy dickhole.

Jk

It happens dude. Luckily i've never had a problem out of a keyboard...

BustedS13
01-16-2008, 01:33 PM
you sir, have no control :rofl:

you just got positive repped for that PUNishment

eastcoastS14
01-16-2008, 01:51 PM
lol when I had my old laptop I went to grab the TV remote next to it and almost dropped it....fumbled to catch it and knocked a full soda all over my keyboard.....after it tried underneath the keys got sticky and i had to press them really hard to type....thankfully my parents insured it with their homeowners insurance somehow and i got a newer and better one for free from micro center

I also jizz on my keyboard alot

los_inc
01-16-2008, 02:41 PM
as soon as it happens pour rubbing alcohol all over it
so the sugar in your drink doesn't render the keyboard useless
-los

The Chad
01-16-2008, 02:52 PM
I'm on keyboard #3 so don't feel bad. I'm the real clumsy one here. I will blame the PBR and Highlife though :) . Someone else mentioned the foldable keyboard which is completely legit. My College had them in one of their computer labs. Cool concept, but annoying as hell to type on. Just felt like i was squishing little jelly-like keys, weirdness. I did spill some coffee on one and the kid working at the lab got up and rinsed it off in the sink and gave it back to me, so cool points on that!!!! :)

BustedS13
01-16-2008, 03:02 PM
I'm on keyboard #3 so don't feel bad.
heh, i couldn't even count them all. i used to buy nice keyboards... now i just go with the 8 dollar one from wal mart. this one seems to be pretty spill proof compared to previous boards... the way the keys connect, there's like a little levee keeping the juice from fucking everything up. this board's going to be hard to kill.

Matej
01-16-2008, 03:21 PM
http://www.bebereviews.com/baby%20bottle%20i%20stock.JPG

Or saran wrap your keyboard.

The Chad
01-16-2008, 03:21 PM
^^^ haha. yeah i'm on to the Walmart as well. I have spares too from my friends when they upgrade hahah.

Taniguchi_Is_#1
01-16-2008, 03:48 PM
nev4r. but i have a laptop only, so i'd have a few more issues if i did that regularly.

soon2bs13
01-16-2008, 05:13 PM
i am glad someone posted up a sippy cup. took the words right out of my mouth.

do you by chance set your stereo on the edge of the tub and listen to it while your in the tub?

lol

1blu2hundred40
01-16-2008, 05:57 PM
just cover your keyboard with saran wrap:bigok:

qwikspool
01-16-2008, 09:33 PM
i havent yet. but i know one of these days i will. you can get one of those key board plastic cover.

jrocslider
01-16-2008, 09:59 PM
i just dropped some jelly on it from my whipped cream cheese and strawberry jelly sandwich..... try it.... mmmmmmmm delicious

motegineon
01-16-2008, 10:26 PM
ahh yes, a fuze fruit drink annihilated my laptop..eventually led to getting my macbook pro though so i cant complain lol

Andrew Bohan
01-16-2008, 10:37 PM
i have never spilled a drink on my keyboard

my wife spilled juice on her ibm laptop once when it was closed and off.
and it never even turned on again. whoops

Tops*
01-16-2008, 11:04 PM
i am glad someone posted up a sippy cup. took the words right out of my mouth.

do you by chance set your stereo on the edge of the tub and listen to it while your in the tub?

lol

What about taking a deuce with my laptop chilling on my thighs? It's actually really nice since the heat keeps my bare thighs warm. Plus, cushioned seats for comfort. Got it made.

That's why you buy a laptop from Best Buy and get their warranty. Sure it was $350, but when my friend threw up on it, it was replaced for free. And since it was still under the 1-year manufacture warranty, I still have my BB warranty. :naughty:

SW20Racer
01-17-2008, 12:08 AM
but when my friend threw up on it,

some sort of vomit sniper? how the hell do you blow chunks on someone else's laptop?

BustedS13
01-17-2008, 12:16 AM
how the hell do you blow chunks on someone else's laptop?

two girls one cup.

S14DB
01-17-2008, 12:23 AM
They even make them for laptops now.

http://img.alibaba.com/photo/51459840/Keyboard_Cover_for_Mac_Book_Pro.jpg

Tops*
01-17-2008, 12:35 AM
some sort of vomit sniper? how the hell do you blow chunks on someone else's laptop?

I really couldn't tell you. I came back to my dorm (I passed out in my friend's dorm) and my roommate was passed out half naked in his bed. My desk, laptop, and projects were wet. The throw up was all liquid and it smelled like straight up alcohol..

The Chad
01-17-2008, 05:52 AM
AHHHHHHHH!!!!!:aw:



two girls one cup.

EDacIouSX
01-18-2008, 02:45 AM
you could drink bottled drinks. or get a mug or somethign with a cap on it or some thing like that... and cap it. also helps if you place it infront of you on the far left past your monitor/keyboard. that's the best thing to do i think. or put it on the left side of your monitor, anyway...

RJF
01-18-2008, 06:35 AM
http://www.bebereviews.com/baby%20bottle%20i%20stock.JPG



That's my suggestion. :D

S14DB
01-18-2008, 06:49 AM
http://pics.drugstore.com/prodimg/83795/300.jpg