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s13silvia123
01-10-2008, 04:01 AM
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SARAH Carmen, 24, says the Permanent Sexual Arousal Syndrome that she suffers from can cause her to have climaxes at any time of day. She explained: “Anything can set me off. Even the hairdryers cause funny pulsations through my body.
“As a skin care specialist I have to use tools which vibrate a lot of the time for micro-dermabrasion and they sometimes set me off.

“I find if I’m nervous I’m less likely to get over-excited. So sometimes I try to psyche myself up and worry to control my orgasms.

“Some of my regular customers know my problem. But with new clients it’s hard to explain.

“I have been in the middle of a treatment and it’s happened and I’ve had to carry on.

“I was doing a bikini wax and you have to really concentrate and keep your hands very still, and mine go a bit wobbly when I orgasm.

“I had to pretend I had cramp in my foot and just stood there wriggling around on the spot and stifling my moans until it was over.”

Sarah’s friends think she is the luckiest girl ever, although her family think her behaviour is sometimes slightly odd.

She said: “The best way to describe how I am when I am with my family and I have one of my ‘moments’ is that I behave like Sheila from Shameless.

“I just get a bid giddy and yelp out and try to control myself. I’ve never sat down and explained it to my mum and dad, it’s just too weird.

“They just think I get a bit hyperactive round them.

“My friends think it’s great. I have more orgasms in one day than most of them will probably have in a year.

“They say to me that they feel lucky if their boyfriend makes them have one orgasm-some days I have one every ten minutes.”

It has proved to be a problem for Sarah in some relationships.

She said: “I dated one guy who was very selfish and he was that way in the bedroom too. He’d just lie back and expect me to please him.

“He just figured that because I could climax without him even having to touch me, he didn’t need to do anything to please me.

“I just thought that was rude and inconsiderate. It didn’t last very long with him.”

She has also had embarrassing moments in public. Going to noisy bars and clubs is out of the question as the vibrations send her wild.

“We have to find nice quiet bars,” she explained. “I have more orgasms if I have a drink as it relaxes me so I tend to drink very little now.

“It can be a bit embarrassing if I’m tipsy and guys who don’t know me talk to me, because I find it harder to hide.


“The most embarrassing thing that has happened was when I answered a market research questionnaire and had an orgasm in front of the researcher.

“She knew what was happening and looked at me like I was a weirdo. I tried to explain that I couldn’t help it, but I was blushing so much I had to walk away.”

Sarah has even been to a Sex Addicts’ Anonymous meeting in despair over her sex drive.

She said: “At first when the problem started I just wanted to have sex all the time, I thought I was a sex addict.

“But when I looked around the room and heard the stories other people told, about how desperate they were for sex, I realised I wasn’t like them.

“With me, it was a means of releasing my orgasm, but now I know I don’t have to have sex to do that.”

Sarah has looked into the condition and believes it may have been triggered by her taking anti-depressants.

She said: “I’ve found studies that say that taking anti-depressants and then stopping has an effect on the sexual organs. That is the only thing that explains what happens to me.

“But I’ve heard of other girls who have the same problem and it just appears out of the blue. I’ve spoken to my doctor about it but she wasn’t a great deal of help but that’s mainly because there’s very little known about it and no one yet knows how to cure it.”

Thanks to her understanding friends and colleagues, Sarah feels like she can now live with PSAS.

She said: “I’m lucky because people around me are very kind and appreciate that sometimes this is a problem for me and it can be embarrassing.

“I need to concentrate on something sad or worrying when I talk to people and I don’t want to get carried away.”

During our 40-minute interview, Sarah told us she had five orgasms.

Years of dealing with the problem means that sometimes she can hide it quite well.

Her voice goes high pitched and she will lose her train of thought and have to stop talking completely for a few seconds. She says disguises this by coughing when she is in awkward situations.

“But it’s also nice to have so much excitement every day! It’s strange because it came from nowhere and I guess it could go away just as quickly, so I’m making the most of it while it lasts!”


http://retardzone.com/2007/11/12/woman-has-200-climaxes-per-day/



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its like WOWZER

RedStage
01-10-2008, 04:22 AM
imagine having her as a friend and messing with her at the worst possible times :)

S13SilviaGirl
01-10-2008, 05:55 AM
hahhaa nice pic.

Quail
01-10-2008, 06:03 AM
There was a program on TV over here about someone similar. She said it was ruining her life! If she sneezed she'd have multiple orgasms!

ALTRNTV
01-10-2008, 06:49 AM
Imagine if this was a man having 200+ climaxes a day... :keke:

bloodangels13
01-10-2008, 07:25 AM
your balls would go dry and fall off .... and your pants would be ruined

Andrew Bohan
01-10-2008, 09:54 AM
i wouldn't be wearing pants

i'd be in a glass cage on the vegas strip making $50k an hour as middle aged women flocked to see "young old faithful"

shmiddy
01-10-2008, 10:07 AM
i would get rubber underpants

eastcoastS14
01-10-2008, 10:35 AM
haha who are all these ppl that think shes a weirdo....if I met a girl like that I would think it was pretty cool....but lol at that dude just laying there

and another piece of info (in case you didnt know but im sure all of you did) girls have orgasms mulitple times stronger than men....If we had orgasms as powerful as women did we'd have heart attacks

Vision Garage
01-10-2008, 11:36 AM
haha. I would make millions selling "IT"

azndoc
01-10-2008, 11:38 AM
$he would $till have to fake it if $he wa$ with me though.

txrxs
01-10-2008, 11:45 AM
He’d just lie back and expect me to please him.
Isn't that how it's supposed to be?

Bobafreak
01-10-2008, 11:48 AM
anyone?
http://www.pmcaregivers.com/images/depends5.jpg

!Zar!
01-10-2008, 11:54 AM
I want a video.

She's lucky she isn't a squirter.

haha.

ranger240
01-10-2008, 11:56 AM
this is the best thread ever.. can a mod please sticky this.. even saying sticky is funny right now in context

DALAZ_68
01-10-2008, 12:02 PM
haha. I would make millions selling "IT"

:bowrofl::bowrofl::bowrofl:u ass...i couldnt stop laughing at this shit and im at work :bowrofl::bowrofl::bowrofl:

Vision Garage
01-10-2008, 01:01 PM
Shit if you gotta gift use it. I dont care if no one buys it as long as i can sell it. Altho it will get to the point when there is too much supply and very little, if no demand! Fukk economics. If all fails in the US ill do it overseas. American "STUFF"

kingkilburn
01-10-2008, 01:34 PM
I want a video.

She's lucky she isn't a squirter.

haha.


That would be great! lol
I think that really would ruin her life. Can you imagen having a mini seizure and and wetting your pants like 25 times a day(I know that is not whats going on).

s13silvia123
01-10-2008, 01:46 PM
this is just some crazy crap i tell but more than i thought i would be its just interesting to actually know there's a disease like this.

ranger240
01-10-2008, 02:04 PM
I want a video.

She's lucky she isn't a squirter.

haha.

she'd die of dehydration

nissan240sxkid
01-10-2008, 06:43 PM
I want a video.

She's lucky she isn't a squirter.

haha.

your mad funny mel.....I love the squirters

eastcoastS14
01-10-2008, 08:03 PM
wow...i just clicked on the link and shes actually pretty decent looking so idk who would be opposed to this...so dude in an office like "ah damn it sarahs having an orgasm again wtf" lol Id love to work in an office with her

and can we all just agree that any guy here would take that curse in a second hahah if i could cum 200 times in a day without having to do anythin Id never leave the house

MrBrightSide
01-11-2008, 12:59 AM
she looks like one of my previous co-worker but a little chunkier

ericcastro
01-11-2008, 04:38 PM
i think it would get pretty boring as her man. wheres the fun and the challenge in it?? nothing you do gets her stoked, she's already there.

BORING.....

Farzam
01-15-2008, 01:36 PM
I kinda feel bad for her.

Edgar
01-15-2008, 01:44 PM
Imagine if this was a man having 200+ climaxes a day... :keke:

yea dude it sucks
seriously

my pee pee hurts and has no energy

tattoo131313
01-15-2008, 07:30 PM
I work at a tattoo studio and I have a female client that swears she has orgasms everytime she gets tattooed.She comes in at least once a week.

airforceone451
01-15-2008, 07:48 PM
and can we all just agree that any guy here would take that curse in a second hahah if i could cum 200 times in a day without having to do anythin Id never leave the house

Your balls would be like an air compressor half way through the day lol

eli_eli
01-15-2008, 08:03 PM
would have to fake it if wa$ with me though.

ahahahahahahahahahahah.....best comment by far LMAO!!!

DRavenS13
01-15-2008, 08:22 PM
I'd have no reason to ever be with a man again.

SiI40sx
01-15-2008, 09:28 PM
I'd have no reason to ever be with a man again.

So since you DO have a reason...... whats up??? how YOU doin...????

DRavenS13
01-15-2008, 11:03 PM
http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b11/DarkRaven106/ist2_2335073_wood_drill_hammer_span.jpg

I use these for e-humpers- that's how I do.