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RJF
01-09-2008, 12:16 PM
Polish Man Finds Wife Working in Brothel
Wednesday, January 09, 2008

WARSAW —

A Polish man visiting a brothel was surprised to find his wife working there, Reuters reported.

The woman, who had told her husband she had been working at a store in town to make extra money, Reuters reported.

"I was dumfounded. I thought I was dreaming," the husband told the Polish tabloid Super Express on Wednesday.

The couple reportedly are getting a divorce.

Dousan_PG
01-09-2008, 12:16 PM
amazing
hahaha
his wife's a slut.

exitspeed
01-09-2008, 12:19 PM
Sooo, does he get hooked up when he goes there?

And also, how did he find her there. Was he there? That must have been awkward.

Husband: OMG Honey what are you doing here!?
Wife: What are YOU doing here!?
Husband: I asked you first!

sleepy_s13
01-09-2008, 12:20 PM
ha..ha, thats great

s13poop
01-09-2008, 12:22 PM
Husband: OMG Honey what are you doing here!?
Wife: What are YOU doing here!?
Husband: I asked you first!

im pretty sure it went down like that

she was working at the store.. the meat store

getting filled with polish sausage :keke:

eastcoastS14
01-09-2008, 12:39 PM
how the fuck does this make news??....did someone call a newspaper to report it?

gotta love the irony tho

kensreliableb18b
01-09-2008, 12:41 PM
double negative. they should kiss and make up :love:

Phlip
01-09-2008, 12:43 PM
*whistles walking in*
"HONEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?!!?"
"MOTHERFUCKER, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE!??!"
"DON'T TRY TO TURN THIS AROUND, I ASKED YOU WHAT THE HELL YOU'RE DOING HERE!!!"
"WHO'S ON FIRST?!!?"

SiI40sx
01-09-2008, 12:43 PM
A little exagerrated but something crazier wouldve been that the man falls for this brothel "employee" and leaves his wife to only find out that that "employee" IS his wife.

Also, for the lesser of two evils, at least his wife is MAKING money while his ass is over there spending it.

jackjack
01-09-2008, 12:57 PM
oh no.......... :aw:

Rob's S14
01-09-2008, 01:09 PM
haha...that's what he get's for cheating.

lovely240
01-09-2008, 01:16 PM
LMFAO!!!! now thats flippin hilarious!!!
what a dumb story...lol:mepoke:

im pretty sure it went down like that

she was working at the store.. the meat store

getting filled with polish sausage :keke:

Bobafreak
01-09-2008, 01:33 PM
I think he could have noticed something wasnt right by 2 ways. 1. you know what im talking about 2. Her working it like a pro.

SiI40sx
01-09-2008, 01:47 PM
I think he could have noticed something wasnt right by 2 ways. 1. you know what im talking about 2. Her working it like a pro.

Haha...

"Hmmm, Honey.... umm..... do you masturbate??? You got this Roast Beef thing going on"

axiomatik
01-09-2008, 02:01 PM
amazing
hahaha
his wife's a slut.

so is he. at least she's getting paid to do it.

azndoc
01-09-2008, 02:06 PM
Shit.....

Hook it up with the family discount.

Yeah that would suck.

How do you explain that shit to the divorce lawyers?

Farzam
01-09-2008, 02:06 PM
That's my dream wife.

qwikspool
01-09-2008, 02:10 PM
that is some fucked up shit. wife being a slut and husband looking for some action. two messed up people.

luckyslide16
01-09-2008, 02:22 PM
Also, for the lesser of two evils, at least his wife is MAKING money while his ass is over there spending it.

HaHa, So everytime the husband went to the brothel she had to get an extra "client" to make up the difference lol this whole story is just funny.

revat619
01-09-2008, 02:22 PM
hahahaha hilarious! I wish i could've seen the look on both their faces when they saw each other. :rofl:

Bobafreak
01-09-2008, 02:24 PM
So whats the difference between that and a porn star? He should have been collecting funds though or bust a ike on that ass! i can picture this though.

husband walks into brothel waiting in a line.
husband-man i dont know which one to go with this time.
Random guy-ahh that girl over there with the blonde hair took down the sausage like a fat kid lovin cake.
husband-wow sounds like someone i know ill try her next.
husband walks up from behind. "hey there good looking
wife turns around cleaning her face.
husband-faints.

BOROSUN
01-09-2008, 05:25 PM
i want DISCOUNT

for threesomes!

muddafakka
01-09-2008, 06:06 PM
Trying to explain this in court is gonna be awkward...

jeffsm3
01-09-2008, 08:42 PM
i wonder if he even noticed that his wifes sh it started looking like 5 pounds of beat up bubbleicious..

projekt_s13
01-09-2008, 09:21 PM
Meat curtains FTW!! lol

cdlong
01-09-2008, 09:39 PM
Sooo, does he get hooked up when he goes there?

he probably has to pay to have sex with his own wife.

Edgar
01-09-2008, 10:28 PM
polish girls are hawt

speedgod^s13
01-10-2008, 12:39 PM
Why the hell you guys keep calling her a slut? She ain't givin it up for free. Which makes her a whore.