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Mathetai
01-03-2008, 12:34 PM
Why men don't write advice columns

Dear Walter:
I hope you can help me here. The other day I set off for work leaving my husband in the house watching the TV as usual. I hadn't gone more than a mile down the road when my engine conked out and the car shuddered to a halt. I walked back home to get my husband's help. When I got home I couldn't believe my eyes. He was in the bedroom with a neighbor lady making mad passionate love to her. I am 32, my husband is 34 and we have been married for twelve years. When I confronted him, he broke down and admitted that he'd been having an affair for the past six months.
I told him to stop or I would leave him. He was let go from his job six months ago and he says he has been feeling increasingly depressed and worthless. I love him very much, but ever since I gave him the ultimatum he has become increasingly distant. I don't feel I can get through to him anymore.
Can you please help?
Sincerely,
Mrs.. Sheila Usk


Dear Sheila:
A car stalling after being driven a short distance can be caused by a variety of faults with the engine. Start by checking that there is no debris in the fuel line. If it is clear, check the jubilee clips holding the vacuum pipes onto the inlet manifold. If none of these approaches solves the problem, it could be that the fuel pump itself is faulty, causing low delivery pressure to the carburetor float chamber.
I hope this helps.
Walter

jskateborders
01-03-2008, 12:51 PM
I LOL'ed at this one

veeates36
01-03-2008, 12:58 PM
This one is too good..thanks for the laugh.

sillyvia13
01-03-2008, 01:01 PM
hahaha....
walter knows BEST!
lol...

sleepy_s13
01-03-2008, 01:03 PM
lol. that was good

PRADOgy
01-03-2008, 01:04 PM
LOL! thee man!

mRclARK1
01-03-2008, 01:06 PM
That's priceless. Had a good laugh. :rofl:

njd07
01-03-2008, 01:07 PM
Lol ...lmao!!!!

azndoc
01-03-2008, 02:36 PM
Lol

Funny stuff.

ms!3
01-03-2008, 02:39 PM
bahahahaha. priceless

bbejj123
01-03-2008, 03:16 PM
hahaha...walter is the man!

DALAZ_68
01-03-2008, 03:27 PM
lol...now thats a find in deed

swiftdrift
01-03-2008, 05:04 PM
Don't quote me for this... but isn't this a repost?

funny either way

Yuri
01-03-2008, 05:53 PM
It is a repost. It was originally posted about two months ago.