funny shit

[eastcoastS14]

ok so I kno its old as hell but i just rediscovered the AIM IP relay....Im sure plenty of you know what it is but if you dont basically its a service for deaf people...you type a number u wanna call and they dial it then tell the person who answers what to do...you start typing on AIM and they have to read whatever you type....

The reason I rediscovered this is cause I was sitting at work today and my phone rings...so i answer it and its some operator who tells me what the call is and how i have to answer...so im like ok...then she starts readin in a completely calm and straight voice:

her: king kong, king king king king kong
me: hahah who is this (they type back your response)
her: I want you to slap my ass with a purple dildo
me: (I could barely breathe i was laughing so hard)

she kept sayin a bunch of other shit I cant even remember cause I was laughin way too hard....anyway if you wanna do it IM "myiprelay"....yes this is super old and pretty childish but I think its way funnier now that we are older and can do this to the people in the next office from us lol

[DreamN]

saved on buddy list :D

[SiI40sx]

PM'd u another #

[eastcoastS14]

^^ lol well alright.....

edit: you didnt answer

[SiI40sx]

LOLLLL this shit is halirious and Im shocked they actually do it :bowrofl:

[2slow2go]

is it free for both users?

[eastcoastS14]

hahah ceasar is a firm believer now.....after an operator telling him she is gonna smother gravy on his butt cheeks hahahahaha

i just called my dad downstairs and asked him whats for dinner

[SiI40sx]

LOL you left me a message!! hahaha, ima try and upload that shit so you guys can hear it

"Hello from zilvia, ima bone you"

[Rob's S14]

it's not working for me...i tried calling myself and my buddy at work, nothing.

it worked..man now i've got something else to distract me at work....haha.

[DRavenS13]

Is there anything that says who it's coming from?

[Suckmycack]

No, not at all.
i tried it to myself.
haha
fucking hilarious!

[eastcoastS14]

Is there anything that says who it's coming from?

yeah its totally anonymous wich makes it even funnier

[pignose4life]

hah this thing is great i didnt know it was going to be a real operator, they are pretty good at not laughing

[WilloW]

I've just tried that shit on my friend and had a good laugh, thanks.

[Rob's S14]

My mission is to make the operator laugh. I've just got to think of some things to say. I'll so be doing this at work though.

[240love]

it doenst work for me it says this

Thank you for contacting My IP Relay. This service will be available soon, please try again later. For more information contact customer server at

[lflkajfj12123]

yeah says the same crap for me :/ i wanted to ask my friend if he wanted to go out for some boner sandwhiches

[Suckmycack]

that one works, but i find this one better: SIPRelay
just add it to your buddy list, it will say some crap at first but it will go through everytime. Enjoy!

[eastcoastS14]

most likely too late...since its operators its prob not like 24hours a day...just a guess but who knows

[Suckmycack]

The one i posted is 24 hours a day. haha.

[jskateborders]

I did it to my rents and they got pissed.
Kinda lame
I need to move the fuck out

[240love]

i did it to my cousin...fucken hilarious... can you get in trouble some how for doing this since its a program for deaf people?

[kdashy]

Haha no way, I gotta try this.

I wonder how much those operators get paid.

[eastcoastS14]

i did it to my cousin...fucken hilarious... can you get in trouble some how for doing this since its a program for deaf people?

lol I dont think so....I think theyd have a hard time proving youre not deaf...plus im sure they get kids sayin shit all the time

Haha no way, I gotta try this.

I wonder how much those operators get paid.

lol idk but it shoule be a lot for bein able to read half the shit without cracking up, cause i have no idea how they do it