Wife stabs husband over Xmas present

[status:one]

Here's some Christmas spirit.

http://news.smh.com.au/woman-stabs-husband-over-xmas-present/20071223-1ioq.html



Woman stabs husband over Xmas present

December 23, 2007 - 10:18AM

An American woman has stabbed her husband with a kitchen knife in an argument that started when she accused him of opening a Christmas present early.

Misty Johnson, 34, of Rock Springs, Wyoming was arrested and charged with aggravated assault and battery, a felony, and misdemeanour domestic battery.

Her husband, Shawn Fay Johnson, 34, was treated at a hospital for a wound to the chest, police said.

Misty Johnson made an initial court appearance in which she requested a court-appointed lawyer, authorities said. She was released after posting bail, which was set at $US7,500 ($A8,760).

Authorities said Shawn Johnson called police to report that his wife had stabbed him. He told police that his wife started arguing with him over his opening a Christmas present, according to court records.

As the argument escalated, Misty Johnson accused her husband of having an affair, authorities said. Police found a marriage licence in the couple's apartment stating they were married in late September.

Police Detective David Thompson said he did not know what the present was, or if it was intended for the husband.

© 2007 AP

[cc4usmc]

Someone needs to find a new wife lol

[Gnnr]

Damn, wonder what the present was? lol

[inertiadrft]

well I'm not opening any presents till the 29th, just to be on the safe side..

[Farzam]

My girlfriend abuses me

She'll probably stab me one day

I'll be angry for about 5 minutes and then get over it.

[muddafakka]

Hahahahahaa WTF

[SR20junkie]

wow...i didnt know that could happen, "oh hey honey you want to go out to dinn.......OH MY GOD YOUR OPENING A PERSENT"....phsyco music plays, the end(you see choocolate sauce go down the drain afterwards

[revat619]

he should have just dodged her lunging at him with the knife and put her in the sleeper.

THAT would've been funny to watch. 10 times the comedy if she was a fatty.

[ALEXTHESUS*PECT]

i'd leave that bitch in there, forever!!!!!

[ixfxi]

i would have cut her legs in revenge.....

[!Zar!]

I would've stabbed her in the cooch.

[revat619]

I would've stabbed her in the cooch.

with what? your man sword? :naughty:

[Anto]

with what? your man sword? :naughty:

hahahahahhahahahaha

oh man

that made me laugh out loud

[eastcoastS14]

lol Misty Johnson? sounds like a stripper....thats some crazy shit tho....trailer park christmas stabbings ftw

[realslow]

I would've stabbed her in the cooch.
revenge would have been sweeter if he would have fucked her with a condom laced with texas pete or Tabasco sauce.....:aw::keke:

[airsoft]

sounds as if that present was intended for some other dood and he opened it and then she accused him and stabbed him.

women... :D

[steve_o1989]

he should have just dodged her lunging at him with the knife and put her in the sleeper.

THAT would've been funny to watch. 10 times the comedy if she was a fatty.

HAHAHA ok, that is the funniest thing to picture and I am laughing so hard right now. I loved the fatty comment. That is great.

[Neejay]

Sounds like she was already harboring thoughts. The argument was just a way to finally bring it up...

...basically she was already a walking time bomb. I don't really find it funny :(

[!Zar!]

Don't worry.

She didn't mean it.

It's just that time of the month.

[hijack3d]

Wow... Yeah, sounds like she was just trying to find a reason to be upset 'coz she thought her man was cheating on her....

[M4Rl0N]

WoW
that's some crazy bitch!

[mayco_86]

Bitches always want to be controlling.

[Team Aero-K]

Bitches always want to be controlling.

that is why they are all loco in the head man. Sorry girls no offense.

[FRpilot]

Don't worry.

She didn't mean it.

It's just that time of the month.

would be funny if her lawyer used this as her defense. hahaha

[S13Boosts]

:axe: hahahaah man some funny shit... please dont use THE B word we also have ladies on this fourm:nono:

[S13Zilvia_fan]

And here comes the moderator wannabe......

Shit is fucked up though, when girl grabs knife is when I run out the door

[revat619]

Shit is fucked up though, when girl grabs knife is when I run out the door

Wrong.

When girl grabs knife, you sparta kick her in the face with a loud " SIMMA DOWN!" and then stand over her and say "i bet THAT wasnt in your plan.....fatty."

Saying she's a fatty doesnt necessarily mean one's girl is fat. It will however further make her feel stupid (and fat, since you said it) while she lies on the groud staring up at your Brawny man domination.

If you happened to be wearing a cape while this took place, it would make retelling the story to your friends like 10 times cooler.

[WERDdabuilder]

naw homie, thats when you hit her with the Upper-Cut to the cooter.

[INeedNewTires]

frickin hilarious... i bet she opened his present to her early and saw that it was shitty and just went on a bitch rampage after she wrapped it back up...

[PRADOgy]

LOL.. I wana see the police report!!

[Hooorahh!]

yeyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy ...........