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RJF
12-22-2007, 09:06 AM
Florida Cops: Parents Tried to Sell Baby in Store Parking Lot for $30
Saturday , December 22, 2007

PENSACOLA, Fla. —

A couple was charged Friday with trying to sell their 2-month-old baby for $30 in a store parking lot, authorities said.

Robert G. Ellingson, 23, approached two people in the PetSmart parking lot and offered them a beer. When they refused, he offered to sell his child, Escambia County Sheriff's officials said.

"At first they thought it was a joke," sheriff's spokesman Glenn Austin told the Pensacola News Journal. "But then the mother yelled to the group that they were trying to sell the baby. And one of them called us."

Ellingson and Maghen Duvala, 25, the baby's mother, were each charged with four counts of child neglect. They were being held in Escambia County jail — he for $27,000 and she for $15,000. It was not immediately known if they had legal representation. They were expected to make a first appearance Saturday.

The Department of Children & Families took custody of the baby, whose name was not released.

Authorities said the couple also tried to sell their baby in a bank parking lot a few blocks away an hour earlier. They are each charged separately for that incident by Pensacola police with one count of child neglect.

Ninjabread
12-22-2007, 09:17 AM
Hey, that was my uncle.








God damn, what is WRONG with people these days. I've heard of people dumping babies in dumpsters, but trying to SELL it for 30$? They must have been crack addicts.

DOOK
12-22-2007, 09:20 AM
damn... i could have got 30 dollars for my daughter... i shouldn't have settled so low

98s14inaz
12-22-2007, 10:51 AM
Florida huh? I would have swore something similar happened in Apache Junction Arizona...meth heads will sell anything for another fix lol

iwishiwas-all*
12-22-2007, 11:59 AM
again, florida fail

eastcoastS14
12-22-2007, 04:44 PM
I probably would have bought it just to get it away from those people

Matej
12-22-2007, 05:30 PM
I'd want fries with it.

status:one
12-22-2007, 05:33 PM
http://www.spacegravy.com/sgmedia/graphics/oneliners/movies/FatBastard.gif

Edgar
12-22-2007, 06:11 PM
again, florida fail

www.floridafail.com

:drama:

SW20Racer
12-22-2007, 06:23 PM
ORIGINALLY POSTED EARLIER THIS MORNING: old yes, but i laughed just the same. now im waiting for RJF to post some crazy shit involving someone taunting a vicious animal or having sex with a blender (anyone else ever notice a scary amount of the stories in his posts are from florida?)

i fuckin told you. another one for florida.

s13Dr1ft
12-22-2007, 06:26 PM
www.floridafail.com

:drama:

Ha ha..Your from the 305

Edgar
12-22-2007, 06:40 PM
South Florida is like Little Havana so it doesn't count as Fail.

ManoNegra
12-22-2007, 07:34 PM
KROQ's Loveline (local night radio show) plays a game called "Florida or Germany" everytime someone calls in with some weird shit. Usually it's one or the other.

mrmephistopheles
12-22-2007, 08:29 PM
Oh snap. So selling your kids is illegal?

There goes my path to millions...

qwikspool
12-22-2007, 08:33 PM
i seen worst but atleast they are selling it. but still, worst parents ever.

cdlong
12-22-2007, 09:23 PM
the kid will probably be taken away anyway, and they'll be out $30. damn shame.

civilized_drifter
12-23-2007, 03:05 AM
$30 what are these people doing. they could sell him/her to a rich family and make bank...lol j/k. but i hope those people go to jail. they could have put the baby up for adoption

status:one
12-23-2007, 04:23 AM
When this baby grows up and finds out his parents tried to sell him off... :rl:

His parents are going down.

s13Dr1ft
12-23-2007, 08:17 AM
$30 what are these people doing. they could sell him/her to a rich family and make bank...lol j/k. but i hope those people go to jail. they could have put the baby up for adoption

Social Services wont give them money for adoption. Crack isnt free.

98s14inaz
12-23-2007, 08:27 AM
http://www.spacegravy.com/sgmedia/graphics/oneliners/movies/FatBastard.gif

Baby, the other other white meat lol

jrbump
12-24-2007, 03:25 PM
pretty stupid. I f they waited till tomorrow they could have just returned the baby to wal-mart.

azndoc
12-24-2007, 03:47 PM
Some people in this world should not reproduce.

They are a prime example.

Gnnr
12-24-2007, 08:52 PM
Pfft. Pensacola, figures...that shits in bumbfuck egypt.

muddafakka
12-24-2007, 10:35 PM
Fucking Florida...

womenbeshoppin
12-25-2007, 01:29 AM
i woulda sold it for 20