Talk about a shitty first day

[Farzam]

http://www.weirdasianews.com/2007/12/11/baby-accidentally-flushed-at-birth/

"A 36 year-old woman accidentally gave birth yesterday in a train traveling from Tai Dong to Tai Pei. The nine month pregnant woman was in the bathroom when her baby was born and accidentally flushed down the toilet.
When the train reached the next station, an hour and a half later, the rescue team arrived and got to work. They immediately sent the mother to the hospitol while they tried to pull the baby from the toilet bowl opening.




Due the the babies fading condition, they finally decided to saw the pipe in half and rescued the baby.
She was born weighing 6.6 pounds and is now in stable condition."

[240love]

is this for real??

[Farzam]

I mean

...

I saw a picture...

Idk

I didn't see how the umbilical cord (sp?) was blah blah blah

Idk

[jeeper_x]

dude, i think she was trying to kill the baby......i think giving birth to a child

probably feel way different than taking a 6.6 lbs of shit (prob. impossible

anyways).......but, i will never know that feeling anyways....haha

edit: in the picture, wouldn't baby should be face down into the pipe?......if the baby came out legs first, then the lady

probably would've notice that she wasn't taking a shit for sure!.....and she said she "accidently" flush the baby?

[Farzam]

One time I took an average shit

You know

Just an in an out deal

Then I went on a scale

I lost 2 pounds

You'd be suprised how much poop weighs you down

[jeeper_x]

dude, 2 pounds are way different than 6.6 though and the baby came out legs first?......

but, it's just my little theory anyways......;)

[LB.Motoring]

http://www.joe-ks.com/archives_dec2004/ToiletArt.jpg

[Farzam]

dude, 2 pounds are way different than 6.6 though and the baby came out legs first?......

but, it's just my little theory anyways......;)

That was a normal shit

I think a 6 pound shit n piss is achievable.

[Matej]

I could never do a job that consists of digging newborns out of poop.

[jeeper_x]

i wanna see someone try to poop and pee out 6lb.......

i don't think it can be done......prove me wrong, farzam......

:keke: :keke: :keke:

[SW20Racer]

eat pf changs for a week

[Matej]

i wanna see someone try to poop and pee out 6lb.......

i don't think it can be done......prove me wrong, farzam......
It's been done, look.

http://godandculture.files.wordpress.com/2007/08/bono.jpg

[Farzam]

I just had to spread rep to Robbie and some kid who didn't deserve it to rep that shit

Best post everrrrrrrrrrrr

But yeah

$20 says I can pee and poop 6 lbs.

[jeeper_x]

fuck, i forgot about randy!!!.......haha

[Tops*]

...seriously?

There's no way. My head's about to explode from thinking about this. I feel like I know, but there's no way I do. The pink and the stink...6.6 lbs. and let's just say the woman took an abnormal-average Farzam shit of 2 lbs. How can I figure this out?

One time I took an average shit

You know

Just an in an out deal

Then I went on a scale

I lost 2 pounds

You'd be suprised how much poop weighs you down

Pooping is weight savings.

[Farzam]

Yep

I always poop before gettin on the track :)

[overb0ost]

baby's come out head first

if they come out legs first the baby probably will die of suffication

[ms!3]

got damn. thats pretty crazy. "i didnt mean to flush the toilet, its a habit you know?" hahaha

[IIIXziuR]

a Shitty First Day indeed har har har

[KA-T_240]

One of my friends had really bad constipation. for over 2 weeks before he went to the doctor. They gave him some lacsative(sp) of some sort. Was on the toilet for pretty much 12 hours when they kicked it. Lost over 15 pounds from what he said.

[gotta240]

You can EASILY lose 6 lbs from shit and piss. Most of it would be piss though.. Anyone know how much a liter of water weighs?

A lot. like 2 or 3 lbs. Now combine that with a massive shit...theres 6 lbs

[TheRonTom31]

1. there is no way you can mistake having a baby for taking a dump.

2. 80% of women poo when actually having the baby, because they are pushing so hard. The one who don't poo don't only because they get enemas before the birthing process starts.

3. Don't most trains just dump the toilets right to the track?

[trsilvias13]

a gallon of water is about 8lbs. Considering urinated waste contains waste, it should weight a little more than water.

Every had to pee for like 1 minute or more.. non stop flow? Sometimes it feels like you can fill up at least 1/2 a gallon. Mix that with the dense poop that comes out sometimes from eating just plain meat and no veggies. I think 6lbs is doable... It all depends on the condition.

[eastcoastS14]

Say Im Not Number 2! Say It!

[2ilvia]

1. there is no way you can mistake having a baby for taking a dump.

yeah somebody commented on that site:
People seem to think that she did this by accident. You would think a woman would know the difference between taking a .5 pound dump out her ass, and a 7 pound dump out of her vagina. I would expect that it would feel different, no? Like try to imagine this as if she really didnt know she was giving birth…
Woman: “OMG! I never had to shit so bad! It almost feels like its coming out of my vagina!”
2 hours later…
Woman: Woah Mamma! Now thats how you take a shit! It was so big that it feels as if my Vagina is torn! I am not even slightly curious at looking at the size of this dump, or why there is so much blood and mucus on the toilet paper after I wipe, or why there is a long cord coming out of me as I put my pants on, or why my shit seems to be crying. I am just going to blindly flush now……….. WHOOPS! HELP!
Yeah, that seems possible…



im gonna say fakish

[rms13_DRIFT]

WOW that sucks!:eek:
Maybe she thought she was just gettin really fat and she decided to take a huge dump out of her vagina? and said "damn, thats was a big ass shit", so she tried to flush it... i dont know, it just hard to beleive she "accidently" flushed her own baby down the toilet.

[jskateborders]

she tried to kill the baby. Theres no way around it. But down a toilet.
stupid whore.

[Farzam]

Every had to pee for like 1 minute or more.. non stop flow? Sometimes it feels like you can fill up at least 1/2 a gallon. Mix that with the dense poop that comes out sometimes from eating just plain meat and no veggies. I think 6lbs is doable... It all depends on the condition.

Those pees are crucial!

You wake up, walk to the bathroom...three minutes later you're zipping up your pants thinkin "damn, I coulda totally just gotten a whole AA meeting drunk off my peepee"

[S13Zilvia_fan]

Theres no way she would not have noticed a 6 pound piss coming out of her vag.

[Tops*]

So is this a thread about the woman mistakingly flushing her baby down the toilet or if a 6 lbs. piss/shit is feasable? :rofl: I think most of this thread is the latter.

I'm starting to convince myself that it was a true story. I sometimes find myself in an intense battle on the toilet when I can't push a horse log through my ass. But then, what about the umbilical cord? "Wow, I grew a bloody tail from pushing so hard...neat!" Yeah, I lied, it's bull shit.

[s13speeddrft]

haha i don't know i think it was more like 9 curecs!!