Imagine this dropping in on your backyard BBQ?

[RJF]

Burned Body Falls From Plane, Found in French Garden
Thursday , December 13, 2007

PARIS —

The charred remains of a man thought to have fallen from an aircraft were found in a garden in a Paris suburb, police officials said Thursday.

The man was almost certainly stowed away in the landing gear of an aircraft when he fell, officials said.

Police were trying to identify the burned body, found by a resident in Soisy-sous-Montmorency, officials said. The town, north of the French capital, is on the flight path of the nearby Charles de Gaulle airport.

An autopsy has been ordered, officials said.

[jrbump]

I would take some pics, pose with the body and such.

Maybe put a hat on him, gotta look good for the undead ladies.

[jskateborders]

Do the polite thing, and offer the unexpected guest a chair and a piece of chicken...

[k's_silvia2.0]

Wow that would soo spark up conversation.

[azndoc]

So that's where Chmercer went......


Ohhhhh......

[HalveBlue]

^Zing!

I wanna know how the guy caught on fire.

[Farzam]

Well

I'd throw some hot sauce on him...

Braiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinsssss

[stinky_180]

wow thats pretty crazy.

[Matej]

Pinata!


I wanna know how the guy caught on fire.
Maybe he fell off a space shuttle through the atmosphere?

[azndoc]

I heard through the grapevine that chmercer was on a plane ride to an unknown destination in France to escape the firing squad from Zilvia.

During the plane ride he had some no so good French cheese and built up a lot of gas.

When he was unable to pass gas due to his tight-girl pants he exploded and burst into flames.

When the flight attendants saw this and realize who he was they threw him out of the airplane instead of putting him out with the fire hose.

That's just what I heard.

[kyles1988]

^^lol. Don't know who the guy is...but pretty imaginative. The OP's news story certainly leads some to be desired though. Freaking French people being all tight lipped.

[IIIXziuR]

thats like that shitty movie with Nicholas Cage, Con Air.
I think they tossed some dude off the plane and he lands on a BBQ GrillThat movie was lame.

EDIT: any movie with Nicholas Cage is shitty/lame.

[jeeper_x]

haha, that dude was david chapelle and he landed on a car belongs to a old couple driving down a busy intersection......

dude, "Gone in 60 seconds" is friggin' good.....some of his movies are actually good......

just cut him some slack, 20+ years younger wife = shit load of money in maintenance......

[Farzam]

He was good in that movie where he was a weather man

[jeeper_x]

The Weather Man?......haha

[mrmephistopheles]

I'd heard the one about the french flamer crashing the party, but DAMN.

That's just ridiculous.

[Farzam]

The Weather Man?......haha

Sometimes I type something and I get too lazy to delete and retype

But yeah

That movie was rockin if I remember right.

[cc4usmc]

So he was thought to have fallen from a plane, or he did fall from a plane? I hate how they word their shit.

[BOOSTLOVER]

I'd give him a shot of henny... Then another one for coming late.

[2ilvia]

BS

a burned body wouldnt survive the fall, it would.... shatter?