Someone Has A Deathwish

[Farzam]

Someone just tried breaking into my mom's car

Probably mine too but my doors were locked

I hear something in my driveway, like a stereo system or a kinda loud exhaust

I walked outside and my mom's backside passenger door was not fully closed and her interior light was on cause of it. They were about 5 seconds close to getting some lead poisoning in their face...

[kcndizzle]

Anything missing? See who dun it?

[Farzam]

No I didn't see who did it...

Nothing is missing. I heard something and immediately acted. They only had enough time for me to tell my mom to get ready to call 911 if I yell and to grab a weapon.

[SW20Racer]

post up on the roof like i do on halloween. fun to be had by all! well, mostly you, but you get the idea...

[azndoc]

grab the glock, cock it, and let it rock.

[cc4usmc]

grab the glock, cock it, and let it rock.

x2

damnthismessagelnghtshit

[low and slow]

No I didn't see who did it...

Nothing is missing. I heard something and immediately acted. They only had enough time for me to tell my mom to get ready to call 911 if I yell and to grab a weapon.

Probably a good thing for them.

I'd keep an eye out for the rest of the night and the next few days, people like that who try to break into other peoples' shit are fucking stupid and will usually repeat, with hopes of being successful.

[kcndizzle]

If you guys have ever seen that movie "The Jackal" with Bruce Willis, you could get the spray he sprays on the car handle that instantly kills the guy after he touches it. It's not at all practical, and you'd have to wear gloves when entering the car, and I'm not even sure if there is such a thing. But it seems like it would be a fitting end to a theif.

[low and slow]

A bullet between the eyes is more enjoyable, not to mention much more practical (and realistic).

[soon2bs13]

i agree... have your door open or something valuable laying outside...

dress up in camo and wait for them...muahahahaha...

[kcndizzle]

Yes, house colored camo

[Farzam]

I actually stay up late nightly

And i'm always alert

My question is...

Who the fuck tries to pull this shit at 7pm
With an 80s Mercedes
And I live 1 mile deep into my neighborhood

And yeah, I have multiple weapons hanging around all over my house and driveway, as well as some cameras.

[Andrew Bohan]

grab your glock when you see 2pac

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[kouki_s14]

I actually stay up late nightly

And i'm always alert

My question is...

Who the fuck tries to pull this shit at 7pm
With an 80s Mercedes
And I live 1 mile deep into my neighborhood

And yeah, I have multiple weapons hanging around all over my house and driveway, as well as some cameras.

sit outside on the porch/driveway and clean the guns

[Phlip]

I call bullshit, since I know where pharzam lives and that it is a nice neighborhood that is too far for anyone to still have energy to steal shit by the time they get there, they'd be too tired...
Banned for telling untruths.

[Farzam]

I ran out of cigarettes

Now i'm gonna be even scarier

Edit: Filip go suck a kak you don't know nothin.

[low and slow]

I actually stay up late nightly

And i'm always alert

My question is...

Who the fuck tries to pull this shit at 7pm
With an 80s Mercedes
And I live 1 mile deep into my neighborhood

And yeah, I have multiple weapons hanging around all over my house and driveway, as well as some cameras.

Like I said, they are idiots, haha

[ripnbst]

CURB STOMP THIEVES FTMFW, god have mercy on anyone who breaks into my vehicles/home and gets caught...god have mercy. I would do ungodly inhumane things to someone who ever tried to steal from me. A dull old spade shovel, the possibilites are endless. I would tie them up in my basement/garage and just think for a few hours. 007 Knotted rope steeze would be fair punishment I think.

[Farzam]

^Yeah, cause torturing thieves isn't illegal.

[S13Boosts]

let off on someone! :rl:

[status:one]

I hated that feeling... I walked back to my car once and found my door was almost hacked open by some douche.

[Farzam]

I can deal with the feeling

I just hope they can deal with what I make THEM feel.

[jeeper_x]

why are you so mad?....they didn't take anything.......

[low and slow]

I don't think it's the fact that they didn't take anything, but more the fact that they tried.

At a really stupid time of day, in the (what I'm assuming) to be the back of a neighborhood. Stupidity comes in all shapes and sizes, but that definitely takes the cake.

[Farzam]

I don't think it's the fact that they didn't take anything, but more the fact that they tried.

At a really stupid time of day, in the (what I'm assuming) to be the back of a neighborhood. Stupidity comes in all shapes and sizes, but that definitely takes the cake.

Super stupid

I know at least 10 people within a 3 mile radius of me that live off the main roads by me...and i'm the only one of em with a car that doesn't run at least 13s.If you really want to try some shit...you better have a helicopter or a car in the 8s. DON'T FUCK WITH THE SOUTH YEEHAW

[low and slow]

Haha, you know it.

[jeeper_x]

Super stupid

I know at least 10 people within a 3 mile radius of me that live off the main roads by me...and i'm the only one of em with a car that doesn't run at least 13s.If you really want to try some shit...you better have a helicopter or a car in the 8s. DON'T FUCK WITH THE SOUTH YEEHAW

haha...if they own a helicopter or a 8 seconds car, then they wouldn't be stealing your shit.......did your mom leave anything in her car that could've attracted their attention?

[Farzam]

haha...if they own a helicopter or a 8 seconds car, then they wouldn't be stealing your shit.......did your mom leave anything in her car that could've attracted their attention?

My mom doesn't leave anything in the car, and she just got the car back from the mechanics.

All there was in the back seat was a napkin that fell out of the bag from the pizza place.

All there was in the front was less than 20 cents and a shitty pen from an airline.

Glovebox is locked but only has registration and hand sanitizer in it.

Trunk is spotless.

[jeeper_x]

dude, i think you could possibly be dealing with a crackhead or just a plain old dumbass......

[89dc240]

If its that far back in the neighborhood, just drive around(next time) they'll probably still be there.

[full house]

place a camera on the door so that if it happen again you may see who did it!

[IIIXziuR]

http://www.ukquad.com/deathwish2.JPG

[PRADOgy]

grab the glock, cock it, and let it rock.
<3 my butterfly

[axiomatik]

I guess he hasn't seen your usertext :keke:

[Farzam]

I have a camera set up

I spent a solid hour making sure it'd work good.

[exitspeed]

Careful with the "grabbing a weapon" part. A guy here in Milwaukee was sent to prison for shooting a guy that was breaking into his GF's car. It's not all American History X-like in real life.

[trsilvias13]

In certain states, you are allowed to use deadly force against theives. In Canada, the law said you cannot do anything but ask the theif to leave politely. It better to kill than leave a theif injuried as depending on some states, they can file a law suit against you. They cannot if they are dead.

This remind me of a thread in the kawiforums. Some guy try to steal a bike from a MMA trainer, the guy kept saying, stop choking me n fight me. The MMA guy knock the thief out 2 or 3 times, drag the body to a payphone and dail 911. When the cops was close, he let the thief stand up, and the theif try to hit him, and the MMA guy laid him out again.

Funny thing was, the bike had a 10ft chain and locked to a pole and the thief still try to push it away.

[VROOOM]

i woke up one night around 2:30 to the sound of police radios. looked outside to see the police handcuffing some guy on the hood of my moms prelude. he had tried to break into a house 2 blocks over and then tried to steal my moms car.

[motorsnail]

Sounds like crack heads. If you got a pistol shoot their ass put a BB gun on them and sprinkle some crack on them. Just make sure you kill him because if you dont he will sue you.

[!Zar!]

If you're going to shoot someone, make sure they die.

That's all I'll say.

[Farzam]

Careful with the "grabbing a weapon" part. A guy here in Milwaukee was sent to prison for shooting a guy that was breaking into his GF's car. It's not all American History X-like in real life.

Oh yeah, definately.

Look at the posts i've made

I was very careful to make sure noone thought i'd kill a thief for no reason.

God forbid I have to use force to protect myself, I wouldn't want someone to think I did it out of thoughtlessness.

The ONLY reason i'd cock back and fire is if I felt an imminent threat and they were in close proximity.

I wouldn't shoot em if they're running, i'm not going to jail over some thief.

Plus, I believe people can change. It just takes something massive to make that happen.

Also, why'd I break the law over someone breaking the law...that makes no sense, lulz

[swiftdrift]

grab the glock when you see tupac

who robbed me but you punks didn't finish

now you're bout to feel the wrath of a menace (Farzam)..

I hit em up!

[Farzam]

I really wish I could be a rapper

:(

Yo
This is Farzam
I'm the shit
That's why your bitch sucks my dick
My words don't even need to rhyme
I could just talk like this for an hour
And i'd still still a million tracks in a day

[!Zar!]

It doesn't matter if you did it to protect yourself or not. You still have a high chance to get in trouble.

[Farzam]

It doesn't matter if you did it to protect yourself or not. You still have a high chance to get in trouble.

That's a bridge i'll cross when I get to it

Chances are the wimp will run...i'm not too worried about getting shot at.

[ripnbst]

It doesn't matter if you did it to protect yourself or not. You still have a high chance to get in trouble.

I beg to differ, the law is set up such that if you are being attacked and kill someone as long as you have a half assed lawyer you'll be just fine. Plus in front of a jury of your peers who is gonna vote for conviction of someone who says "I went outside cuz my car alarm went off, I yelled "hey you get the hell away from my car" and he came at me with a screw driver so I shot him." I know I wouldnt.

[!Zar!]

I didn't say it was impossible to win.

I'm just stating that there are multiple instances where the, "bad guy" wins; either let free or is compensated even though he morally was in the wrong.

[89dc240]

Lay on your back and shoot anybody, in the wrong or not, and you can claim self defense.(I'll add, make sure there's no witnesses) Learned it from a cop.

*edit* don't shoot em in the back, that's just wrong.