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I came across this vid (http://www.planetradio.net/ogre-battle.large.mpeg) watch out for the lighting bolt guy. Sad very sad <img src="#/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/sad.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':('>
WTF???
There is a group of kids that have these battles in a local park. They are all dressed in black, have armor, maces, battleaxes, clubs and other crazy shit. They beat the shit out of each other once a week. They aren't acting, they actually crank each over the head to knock each other down. It's looks pretty brutal. They even have chicks hanging around, not sure if they fight or not...
Maybe all those hours-years in the garage were misspent. I should have been a goth dude with chainmail armor and a sword fucking up the neighbor kids.... oh wait... I do that now! j/k <img src="#/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/hehe.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':hehe:'> <img src="#/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':D'> <img src="#/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/hehe.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':hehe:'> <img src="#/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':D'> :!:
chickenmanq
09-30-2002, 01:08 PM
Ah hah hah hah haha hahahaahaahahhahahahaah....hoo heee eeee (can't stop laughing to post) hee hee haaa ha ahahaahahaha! LOL! <img src="#/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/smile.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':)'> Oh shit, there's a guy in my room shouting "Lightning Bolt!" Brothers at zilvia.net, heeeeeellllppp!! <img src="#/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/crazy.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':crazy:'> Aaaaaaaaaaaa, he just threw a rock at me and yelled death! AAARRGGGHHHHhhhhhnnnnn!
Oh yeah, hah hah! I beat your death rock with my DORK card! Take that! DORK BOLT, DORK BOLT, DORK BOLT! The foes are vanquished! <img src="#/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':D'>
fodive
09-30-2002, 04:22 PM
ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!
thats one of the funniest things ive seen in a long time
LIGHTING BOLT LIGHTING BOLT LIGHTING BOLT SLEEP! LIGHTING BOLT LIGHTING BOLT SLEEP!
ahahahahahahah, man some people....
hahahahahhahaha <img src="#/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':D'>
SR20Fastback
09-30-2002, 04:35 PM
</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (chickenmanq @ Sep. 30 2002,12:08)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Oh yeah, hah hah! I beat your death rock with my DORK card! Take that! DORK BOLT, DORK BOLT, DORK BOLT! The foes are vanquished! <img src="#/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':D'></td></tr></table><span id='postcolor'>
LMAO!!
I saw this vid a few months ago, but the quality was so low, now I feel like going to make a dork movie like this. Except it will have a plot, where all these geeks never get laid, and attempt to save from their piggy banks enough money for a mail order bride, in which she has magical powers, and shes a geenie, so she give them ferrari's and makes them popular, then they all die in a sudden out break of herpes <img src="#/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/hmmm.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':hmmm:'>
RedSuns
09-30-2002, 05:01 PM
DID YOU FIND THAT ON FRESHALLOY!!!!!!...i posted that...i want all the CREDIT!!!! AAAHAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH(evil laughing) <img src="#/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/hehe.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':hehe:'> <img src="#/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/hehe.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':hehe:'> <img src="#/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/hehe.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':hehe:'>
Bbandit
09-30-2002, 05:37 PM
ROFLMFAO!!!!!
is that real or are they just playing around?
they look like a 5 years old pretending to be lord of the rings or harry potter thang...
lightning bolt!!! lightning bolt!!! (100x)
death!!! (100x)
whats that suppose to mean??? bahahaha
i just find this very amusing...
im still laughing now
</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (cIvIcKILLA240style @ Sep. 29 2002,7:01)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">DID YOU FIND THAT ON FRESHALLOY!!!!!!...i posted that...i want all the CREDIT!!!! AAAHAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH(evil laughing) <img src="#/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/hehe.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':hehe:'> <img src="#/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/hehe.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':hehe:'> <img src="#/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/hehe.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':hehe:'></td></tr></table><span id='postcolor'>
yup I did It was to good to pass over <img src="#/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':D'> <img src="#/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':p'> <img src="#/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/hehe.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':hehe:'>
RedSuns
09-30-2002, 07:10 PM
i found it on www.guitar.com.......this site has one of the FUNNIEST forums ever......you guys should check it out......
BrickTop
09-30-2002, 08:00 PM
i think conan obrien needs to send in triumph the insult comic dog like he did with the star wars nerds.
<!--QuoteBegin--BrickTop+Sep. 29 2002,10<img src="#/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/wow.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':0'></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (BrickTop @ Sep. 29 2002,10<img src="#/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/wow.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':0'>0)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">i think conan obrien needs to send in triumph the insult comic dog like he did with the star wars nerds.</td></tr></table><span id='postcolor'>
I also got that link (http://www.werribeesc.vic.edu.au/home/andej03/Triumph_the_Insult_Comic_Dog_-_Episode_II_Premiere.mpeg) <img src="#/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=';)'> time to go watch some Conan he'll be on soon
imaS13driver
10-01-2002, 08:58 AM
hahaahahahahhahahahahhahahahhahahahahah. <img src="#/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':D'>
nismo270r
10-01-2002, 11:55 AM
I must say...that is the worst disgrace and most disrespectful thing I've ever seen done to a Tartan... <img src="#/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/sad.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':('>
SimpleS14
10-01-2002, 01:56 PM
umm....ok? <img src="#/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/eh.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':eh:'>
SilviaDriver
10-01-2002, 09:54 PM
oh yea!! i seen this long time ago..fucken hella funny, the funny part is how the azn guy falls and gets hit! HAHAH..then lady wiht the big hammber hits the guy and runs! man that bald guy is like the leader he kills everybody DEATH!! LIGHTNING BOLT! haha funny shit
BrickTop
10-01-2002, 10:24 PM
this brings back memories now that i think about it. there were a bunch of nerds that would do this at school. we'd have a 15 minute break after lunch in the gym. you'd just be standing there talking to your friends and on the other side you see a bunch of people doing non contact mortal kombat moves and 'pretend' fatalities.
this was the 8th grade at the time, by the way. <img src="#/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/nervous.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':nervous:'> one kid even had street fighter tournaments on his porch after school. he looked like moe from the simpsons.
nismo270r
10-02-2002, 02:30 AM
</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (GT specR @ Oct. 01 2002,3:56)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">umm....ok? <img src="#/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/eh.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':eh:'></td></tr></table><span id='postcolor'>
Tartan...Mr. Lightning Bolt is wearing what appears to be a Black Watch Tartan kilt. The tartan is the color pattern of the kilt which depicts a particular Scottish clan. In the case of the Black Watch, the 42nd Royal Highland Regiment. I'm a bagpiper in an 18th century reenactment group that portrays the 42nd RHR. We are also the only group I know of that is a TRUE 18th century reenactment band, as our new slogan explains:
"XLII...You have to have a member to be a member" <img src="#/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':D'>
XLII = 42 for those roman numerically challenged
http://www.42ndrhr.org/index.php
Sniper-X
10-02-2002, 02:44 AM
Those are some of the weirdest people I've seen EVER! Those must be the guys who sat in the counselor's office in high school and played magic all day, dungons and dragons, all of those RPGs.
I can't believe that girl clapped for them at the end! It's like they achieved a huge triumph or something! Congratulations, you just saved the nerd world.
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