I hate my fucking sister

[Annoying Eric]

Yo.. my fucking 21 year old sister gets everything she fucking wants, Im stuggling to get a fucking cd player for my car and my dad is buying her a brand new fully loaded 2002 dodge stratus with a 5 speed. I have a 90 240sx with no paint job, no cd player no speakers, nothing.. I had to pay 1200 yesterday for my down payment of insurance.. Im flat broke, Im breaking my ass in school, she had to beg her school to keep her in, and shes getting a brand new FUCKING CAR. my dad says oh when she gets her new car you have her her radio, i don't want a fucking hand me down fucking radio.When she gets that car ima break her windows and piss all over the leather. Ima take pictures after i do it..

FUCKING CUNT......

last year i was walking up my steps and she kicked me in the face and broke my nose.. i fell down 10 steps on my back.. When i woke up, i was the one that was getting yelled at by my parents. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT WORK.......

[four]

damn taht sucks do0d

[-E-]

damn that really sucks I guess shes the spoiled one <img src="#/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/mad.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':angry:'> hope everything works out for ya

[ca18guy]

Maybe its cause your annoying, eric! &nbsp;<img src="#/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/lookaround.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':look:'>

[Is that a ???]

Hey Eric. Is your sister hot? Maybe shes doing ur dad a few favors to get that shiny new car <img src="#/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/wow.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':0'> <img src="#/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/nervous.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':nervous:'> <img src="#/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':p'> <img src="#/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/cry.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':cry:'> <img src="#/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/notify.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':notify:'> . NEway, its a Dodge Stratus. Things could be worse. She could be gettin the 350Z. <img src="#/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/sleeping.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':zzzz:'>

[SimpleS14]

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Is that a ??? @ Sep. 29 2002,01:19)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Hey Eric. Is your sister hot? Maybe shes doing ur dad a few favors to get that shiny new car <img src="#/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/wow.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':0'> <img src="#/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/nervous.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':nervous:'> <img src="#/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':p'> <img src="#/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/cry.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':cry:'> <img src="#/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/notify.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':notify:'> . NEway, its a Dodge Stratus. Things could be worse. She could be gettin the 350Z. <img src="#/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/sleeping.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':zzzz:'></td></tr></table><span id='postcolor'>
LOL

damn that sucks, I know how it is to be the middle child <img src="#/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/confused.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt='???'>

But hey thing like this make us stronger or maybe even more hateful <img src="#/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/eh.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':eh:'>

do you have a pic of your sister? &nbsp; <img src="#/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/hehe.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':hehe:'>

[rancid240]

damn, what the hell are you whining about. &nbsp;so nobody cares about you? shit happens

[nismo270r]

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (rancid240 @ Sep. 30 2002,02:18)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">damn, what the hell are you whining about. so nobody cares about you? shit happens</td></tr></table><span id='postcolor'>
Hey Rancid...take a look at your post again and think to yourself...Was it really necessary that you post that? &nbsp;If you're going to post comments like that, just close the thread and move on...Dude is pissed and wanted to vent...Let him be...

I'm the younger in my family Eric...at least your middle...somehow, EVERYTHING that goes wrong is my fault? &nbsp;<img src="#/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/hehe.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':hehe:'> Funny how that shit works eh?

[fodive]

yeah, being the youngest your expecting to never screw up cause your bros did all of that and your supposed to "learn" form that and not "screw up" so you dont en up living in a van down by the river

[West]

Grow some tities like your sisters and you will get more things for free in life.

<img src="#/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':D'>

[Annoying Eric]

#/rides/eric/sister.jpg

My sister is the girl in the pink shirt.. And the its a Dodge Stratus R/T. with the 5 speed. And rancid do you nkow how much of a herb you are....

[Loren]

nice chest, but it looks like someone broke her nose! oh well my girl has a big nose too. You got beat up by a girl, haha

[SR20Fastback]

If its any consolation, I could get good with her ( sexually <img src="#/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/smile.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':)'> ) then I could steal the key's and then you could piss in her car without breaking the windows. You can even leave some fish under the seats <img src="#/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/smile.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':)'>


ps: are you the one behind her that looks like they're about to murder someone? (blue shirt)

[Annoying Eric]

HAHA.. i would lay my sister out.. But naw her nose is actually normal, the picture is all fucked up.. They used some beat ass camera to take these pics..

[SilviaDriver]

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Annoying Eric @ Sep. 30 2002,4:42)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">#/rides/eric/sister.jpg

My sister is the girl in the pink shirt.. And the its a Dodge Stratus R/T. with the 5 speed. And rancid do you nkow how much of a herb you are....</td></tr></table><span id='postcolor'>
DA DA DAYYYYYAMMMMM!!!!! yo sister is HOT she got some big ass tits! HOLLA! anyways, i know how u feel man, this one time my sister got caught sneaking out with her window open and i [the youngest one] got yelled at..my sister went ahead and blamed it on me saying she left the window open for me to sneak out..shes all dressed n shit im layin in bed sleeping my dad comes in and yells at me!!!..also as for ur car, my sister wanted an integra, GS with leather, silver and she DEMANED for it!! it cost us 13.8gz!!! and she didnt even pay for it! she has no job or nothing and shes 21 juss like ur sis! as for me i paid for my own car! paid all 5.6gz for it! my parents take care of her car more than they take care of mine. for tune ups its like..they do everything for her teggy..as for mine..change a spark plug and say..im done, man i go change everything myself!

as for breaking her window and pissing in on her leather, juss one night take a shit in her car leave a dookie there hahaha

[ca18guy]

Guy in the white shirt looks like a young nicholas cage &nbsp;<img src="#/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/wow.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':0'>
Rancid in a way is right, shit happens, a few years you probably won't care.

[Annoying Eric]

The guy in the blue shirt is Mike, who is actually REALLY FUCKED UP THERE. hes my sisters b/f actually.. BAHAHAHHAHAHA......
and ca18guy i understand what your saying, but what, everyone else can post about just random shit, but when i do it i have some dipshit telling me to stop whining.. Naw, hes &nbsp;faggot..... I know i won't care in a few years but im pissed now..

[SimpleS14]

damn!!!! &nbsp;<img src="#/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/wow.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':0'>

Your sister is hot.....I mean....she's really hot....

I have more to say, but screw it..... &nbsp;or was it "srcrew her" with the words "I want to" in front of it. &nbsp;<img src="#/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/sigh.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':rolleyes:'>

That's her B/F? <img src="#/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/eh.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':eh:'>

damn she looks good, but has bad taste...I mean look at IT!!! she has a Dodge.....oh yea and what's his face as a B/F &nbsp;<img src="#/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/dozingoff.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':zzz:'>

[fodive]

did she get those implants fro daddy too <img src="#/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':p'> &nbsp;<img src="#/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':D'> &nbsp;<img src="#/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/lookaround.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':look:'> &nbsp;<img src="#/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/sigh.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':rolleyes:'>

[SR20Fastback]

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (GT specR @ Sep. 30 2002,3:46)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">damn!!!! <img src="#/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/wow.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':0'>

Your sister is hot.....I mean....she's really hot....

I have more to say, but screw it..... or was it "srcrew her" with the words "I want to" in front of it. <img src="#/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/sigh.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':rolleyes:'>

That's her B/F? <img src="#/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/eh.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':eh:'>

damn she looks good, but has bad taste...I mean look at IT!!! she has a Dodge.....oh yea and what's his face as a B/F <img src="#/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/dozingoff.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':zzz:'></td></tr></table><span id='postcolor'>
I was thinking the same thing. You should tell your sister (when her bf isnt around) if she ever needs some young meet, you can send her my way.


and for anyone thats ever seen CB4... "I got my jimmy hat!" (unrolls condoms)

[SimpleS14]

PICTURES!!! PICTURES!!!! AND MORE PICTURES!!!! <img src="#/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/thumbs-up.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':thumbsup:'>

I'm just messing with you......your going to look back at this just laugh or wonder "what the heck would happen if this guy ever met my sister?...esspecially since I know he wants to screw her" &nbsp;<img src="#/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/eh.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':eh:'>

just kidding once again

your sister is still hot &nbsp;<img src="#/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/thumbs-up.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':thumbsup:'> &nbsp;I also think this thread is leaning more towards your sister and forgetting about you venting out.

BTW, she is the oldest and also a girl....so she can get spoiled alot easier then you think. &nbsp;How is the younger child is it a boy or girl? if its a girl I feel sorry for you &nbsp;<img src="#/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/butbut.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':but:'> .....but not for me &nbsp;<img src="#/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/sly.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':sly:'>

[bing]

yeah she's pretty hot, i'd buy her a car too...if she got on my jimmy hat

[SR20Fastback]

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (bing @ Sep. 30 2002,7:42)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">yeah she's pretty hot, i'd buy her a car too...if she got on my jimmy hat</td></tr></table><span id='postcolor'>
lol the terminology is as follows:

Jimmy hat = condom

Jimmy = dick


btw got any more pics of your sister?

maybe even in a compromisable position? (I like messing around with photoshop) &nbsp;<img src="#/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/notify.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':notify:'>

[SimpleS14]

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (SR20Fastback @ Sep. 29 2002,11:06)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">btw got any more pics of your sister?

maybe even in a compromisable position? (I like messing around with photoshop) <img src="#/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/notify.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':notify:'></td></tr></table><span id='postcolor'>
lol

yea do you have anymore pics?

SR20Fastback e-mail the chopped pics over to me &nbsp;<img src="#/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':p'>

[rancid240]

give yourself a few years...then you'll realize that your actions are much more important than your words...no cd player or no paint job is going to teach you that

[X-Iceman]

Ya, Eric I dont know whats that like since my rents wont get either of us a car with out us workin our asses off at school (me n my sis) But all my aunts make fun of me because their like look at all the families, the youngest child always gets their own car. I am like hell NO SHIT AINT &nbsp;<img src="#/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/sly.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':sly:'> i will make sure of that

[SilviaDriver]

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (ca18guy @ Sep. 30 2002,5:09)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Guy in the white shirt looks like a young nicholas cage <img src="#/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/wow.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':0'>
Rancid in a way is right, shit happens, a few years you probably won't care.</td></tr></table><span id='postcolor'>
Holy Shit! ur right he does look like a younger and skinnier Cage!!! HAHHAHAH

man eric ur sister is hot!..again..but her bf i dunno if u like him or not but bad taste he reminds me of a Neanderthal with his eyebrows where it sticks out...but again, ur sister is hot.

[Loren]

Ok, Shes an alright looking girl.. I don't think many people would call her ugly, but shes nowhere near as hot as some of you are making her out to be. My girl looks better than her... everywhere except for the chest anwyays... and im not some big pimp.. don't you guys have girlfriends that look at least as good as her?

[Is that a ???]

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (fodive @ Sep. 30 2002,5:54)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">did she get those implants fro daddy too <img src="#/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':p'> <img src="#/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':D'> <img src="#/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/lookaround.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':look:'> <img src="#/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/sigh.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':rolleyes:'></td></tr></table><span id='postcolor'>
lmmfao"HAHAHAHA"

[-E-]

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Loren @ Sep. 30 2002,02:32)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Ok, Shes an alright looking girl.. I don't think many people would call her ugly, but shes nowhere near as hot as some of you are making her out to be. My girl looks better than her... everywhere except for the chest anwyays... and im not some big pimp.. don't you guys have girlfriends that look at least as good as her?</td></tr></table><span id='postcolor'>
http://publish.hometown.aol.com/e9one4/images/50012540afqruw_ph.jpg

[drift into a curb]

hahahha tony danza. &nbsp;he's the boss <img src="#/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':D'>

[SilviaDriver]

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (EONE914 @ Oct. 01 2002,03:31)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Loren @ Sep. 30 2002,02:32)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Ok, Shes an alright looking girl.. I don't think many people would call her ugly, but shes nowhere near as hot as some of you are making her out to be. My girl looks better than her... everywhere except for the chest anwyays... and im not some big pimp.. don't you guys have girlfriends that look at least as good as her?</td></tr></table><span id='postcolor'>
http://publish.hometown.aol.com/e9one4/images/50012540afqruw_ph.jpg</td></tr></table><span id='postcolor'>
HAHAH man u always post up the funniest pics man!!

TONY! hahaha

[Annoying Eric]

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (EONE914 @ Oct. 01 2002,03:31)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">http://publish.hometown.aol.com/e9one4/images/50012540afqruw_ph.jpg</td></tr></table><span id='postcolor'>
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHA

I have a younger brother who is 9.. He's the fucking man.. I taught him to drive in my dads old cavalier, and i actually took him out last night to drive stick.. Stalled my car about 10 times..Eh ..its all good.

Yes my sisters breast are real, but i don't wanna think about that......
And who ever wanted more pics.. She has 3 folders FULL of pics.. about 100 in each.. you can just e-mail me and i'll e-mail them back.. I can care less who has them.. And the guy who you people says looks like nick cage really does.. LOL

[SimpleS14]

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (EONE914 @ Sep. 30 2002,04:31)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Loren @ Sep. 30 2002,02:32)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Ok, Shes an alright looking girl.. I don't think many people would call her ugly, but shes nowhere near as hot as some of you are making her out to be. My girl looks better than her... everywhere except for the chest anwyays... and im not some big pimp.. don't you guys have girlfriends that look at least as good as her?</td></tr></table><span id='postcolor'>
http://publish.hometown.aol.com/e9one4/images/50012540afqruw_ph.jpg</td></tr></table><span id='postcolor'>
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

damn!!! RFLMAO &nbsp; &nbsp;<img src="#/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':D'> &nbsp;<img src="#/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':D'> &nbsp;<img src="#/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':D'> &nbsp;<img src="#/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':D'> &nbsp;<img src="#/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':D'>

That's so funny.....man you post some funny pics.

Anyways I will e-mail you for the pics &nbsp;<img src="#/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=';)'> .....maybe

[rancid240]

DAYOM...maybe you do need a paint job...

[SimpleS14]

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (rancid240 @ Sep. 30 2002,3:50)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">DAYOM...maybe you do need a paint job...</td></tr></table><span id='postcolor'>
DAYOM <img src="#/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/confused.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt='???'>

[Titan]

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (rancid240 @ Oct. 01 2002,2:50)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">DAYOM...maybe you do need a paint job...</td></tr></table><span id='postcolor'>
I think the guy on bash.org said it best:

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">what the fuck does that mean in english? you should understand that having a day job precludes me from 'keeping it real' and as such, I lack a certain familiarity with the language of the 'streets' as it were."</td></tr></table><span id='postcolor'>

[SR20Fastback]

Alright Im emailing you <img src="#/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/smile.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':)'>

[BEISSEN]

Hey eric I know how you feel i used to have alot of family probs.my sis is so damn spoiled and dont reliaze it.Her and my step mom are out getting their nails done and my mom is getting her eye brows plucked ewww.I got 15.00 to get a hair cut and my sis also got a new outfit from mom yesterday i have to begg for all my shit or pay myself.So i feel your pain but the best thing i have gtten is my car the rest is me.But your sis does look hot but she seem to be stuck up cus she thinks she is so hot.The best trick is to get bouloni"sp" and set it on the car and in the sun and when she takes it off she will also take the paint with it Muhahahahahaha.

[Aze85]

Your sister is soooo fine~!~!~!
She is really hot~!~!
Ya, I know how much it sux to be the younger one. Parents are asses........... and your sister is HOT...........
thats all i had to say.........

[toddnappi]

dude i cant believe everyones just talking about your sis now. like theyve never seen a girl before. ive been through a lot too, all i can tell you is you will come out a more mature person ready for life experiences and she will not. oh yah and i love the primered car, really. i like stuff like that, especially with hubs! id rock it.