Amazon out of Uranium Ore

[RJF]

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B000796XXM/ref=cm_cr_pr_product_top


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[koukimonster139]

LOL


what


the

fuck!?

[fromxtor]

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y81/fromxtor/ohGod.jpg

Fuck uranium wtf is this?

[RJF]

All depends on what they were doing with the Uranium Ore :naughty:

[SW20Racer]

oh shit! nevermind i see what you're talking about now! "easy to use and clean" eeeww....

"better than ovaltine" lawlz

[kvahag]

lmao at the "anal douche syringes" at the bottom


:spank: anal douche syringes and uranium ore.....oh the possibilities.

[godzillarb]

One of the reviews:

I have to admit, I've tried many different power sources for my orbiting satellite death beam, and nothing does it like good old U-238. If you've never held an entire nation hostage for your maniacal whims (I always ask for my ransom in kittens), then you haven't lived yet. And this can make it happen!

It's also a wonderful dessert topping. A little of this on your ice cream and the kids will just scream and scream and scream....

[Xandy Boosts]

I liked the review about half life

I bought a can of this about 4.5 billion years ago, give or take a few million years, but when I went to use it today I noticed only half of it was still in the can. I swear I put the lid on tight. I'd give it more stars if it came in a better package.

Haha...maybe it's the nerd in me.

[azndoc]

Bob I really wish you didn't post this because now duke is probably going to look into getting some of those anal syringes

[motorsnail]

Wow never knew fags used radiation for douching purposes.."I will take anal douches for $5 bob".

[eastcoastS14]

hahaha hilarious hahaha

someone didnt get the joke tho

3 of 63 people found the following review helpful:
http://g-ecx.images-amazon.com/images/G/01/x-locale/common/customer-reviews/stars-1-0._V47060502_.gif WHAT THE H E L L ????????!!!!???????????, December 3, 2007
By M. Smith - See all my reviews
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WHAT THE H E L L!!!!????!!???!?!?!?
uhm hello people this is a serious item!!!!... let's see portable nukes the size of oh i don't know, say you're lap top or maybe the new kindle where you can get "how to be a terrorist" as a download....WHAT ARE YOU PEOPLE THINKING!!!!!!!!!!!! Help other customers


lol i think its hilarious that this guy thought it was real....dumbass

[kandyflip445]

"Does any one know if this comes on the 3 oz travel size that is TSA approved?

I am also interested in the bulk pricing for the travel containers. "

That one was great. lol I hate the TSA. Freakin retards. If a GROUP of people come in with 3oz each of what materials they need then the size limit wouldn't matter. Freakin dumb.

[motorsnail]

LMAO you got me reading the reviews........You are my new hero rep for you sir:love:

[kandyflip445]

I run a secret nuclear facility for a country that would prefer to go nameless. Imagine our surprise when we got our Uranium into the lab and realized it wasnt't the ENRICHED uranium. Sure, this stuff is good for an acetate or practical jokes, but if you need to make some high grade plutonium you better look elsewhere. I'd like to say this products poor review does not refect upon Amazon at all. With the sactions in full effect [...] is about the only way for us to get our materials into the country. Their delivery to the desert is top notch.

Oh and... Death to America.


HAHAHAHAHAHA. That one is hilarious.

[kyoru]

bwahahah funny