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savannaae
11-28-2007, 01:46 PM
http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/2003-PONTIAC-AZTEC-CUSTOM-SHOW-CAR-PRIMATE-THEME_W0QQitemZ220176841471QQihZ012QQcategoryZ6472 QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

Wow.

Pontiac Aztec + "customization" + a little prize on top. :barf:

Fuck.

motorsnail
11-28-2007, 01:55 PM
That old lady fucked up his sale........:Owned:

eastcoastS14
11-28-2007, 02:00 PM
it has a monkey holding a gun painted on it....i would absolutely buy that thing

aznpoopy
11-28-2007, 02:01 PM
holy crap
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oneighty
11-28-2007, 02:02 PM
he's got his mom posing. thats gangster

jackjack
11-28-2007, 02:05 PM
damn. wow. ummmmmm.... geez thats just wrong.

Kn1ves
11-28-2007, 02:06 PM
holy crap shes hot

Antihero983
11-28-2007, 02:09 PM
hmmm.....who's uglier....that woman or that aztec......a question for the ages...

Matej
11-28-2007, 02:13 PM
Reminds me off...


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http://www.ticoracer.com/superautos/edicion7/nissan5.jpg
http://www.ticoracer.com/superautos/edicion7/nissan3.jpg
http://www.ticoracer.com/superautos/edicion7/nissan1.jpg
http://www.ticoracer.com/superautos/edicion7/nissan2.jpg
http://www.ticoracer.com/superautos/edicion7/nissan4.jpg
http://www.ticoracer.com/superautos/edicion7/nissan6.jpg
http://www.ticoracer.com/superautos/edicion7/nissan7.jpg
http://www.ticoracer.com/superautos/edicion7/nissan8.jpg

Rob's S14
11-28-2007, 02:17 PM
that reminds me of the hatch they did on pimp my ride. ugh.

txrxs
11-28-2007, 02:24 PM
I love this car!
http://www.mrmystic.com/images/monkey-gun.jpg

legacy927
11-28-2007, 02:27 PM
Whoa!!!!!!!!!!!

WilloW
11-28-2007, 02:28 PM
That old lady fucked up his sale........:Owned:
Lol, they took one of the ugliest car ever made and made it even uglier.

Saltman
11-28-2007, 02:31 PM
Wooooowwww... Are you freakin' kiddin' me? I was trying to figure out what lights those were on the hatch and then it hit me... their old integra lights. Disgusting... Both of those rides are disgusting and so is his mom. Blah. Excuse me while i go throw up now. Huuuuughghghghghghghghgg

Jung918
11-28-2007, 02:42 PM
That car is better looking then a lot of 240s I've seen

jrocslider
11-28-2007, 02:45 PM
future exotics sports car?????

hahahahahahaha cough hahahahaha

that old lady posing is a joke
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i'd rather drive the aztec with the old lady in the car than drive that thing that used to be a 240

eastcoastS14
11-28-2007, 02:58 PM
^^ i agree....at least the aztek has monkey's with hand guns

prang11
11-28-2007, 03:04 PM
Wo thats terrible, my dad had those wheels on his expedition. God I hated them.

Andrew Bohan
11-28-2007, 03:06 PM
i barfed 27 times while looking at that

kingkilburn
11-28-2007, 03:51 PM
When you said ugly did you mean the car or the "model"?

jskateborders
11-28-2007, 04:10 PM
I guess it makes sense that the lights fit on the s13. Ive seen way too many Tegs with silvia lights. Saw em coming up o sweet, then as they got closer.... what the fuck bust a cap.

Rob's S14
11-28-2007, 04:51 PM
there's a yellow integra in santa ana like that. it's on harbor at some aftermarket shop...they have a few wack cars in their lot.

k's_silvia2.0
11-28-2007, 05:15 PM
I though it was impossilble to make that thing more horrid but this guy did it with flying colors.

TheWolf
11-28-2007, 05:25 PM
the girl on the hood is crosseyed maybe the monkey with the gun will shoot them all.

240love
11-28-2007, 05:28 PM
hey atleast the engine bay is clean on that green s13

Tops*
11-28-2007, 05:31 PM
I'd hit it.





__________________________________________________ Yes, I'm joking.

status:one
11-28-2007, 05:38 PM
I need to get some dragons on my car.

jeeper_x
11-28-2007, 05:54 PM
^^^seriously, your clean ass s14 need some dragon graphics on the sides and they better be breathing fireballs!.....;)

DUFFM4N
11-28-2007, 05:57 PM
the girl on the hood is crosseyed maybe the monkey with the gun will shoot them all.

naaaah the girl on the hood is what the old lady looked like....40 years ago :ughd:

180sExy
11-28-2007, 06:05 PM
Just when you think you seen it all, somebody comes along an shows an put a whole new spin on UGLY.

steve_o1989
11-28-2007, 06:13 PM
Both those cars deserve to be burned...pull the Sr from the 240 first though.

diomedes
11-28-2007, 06:43 PM
he's got his mom posing. thats gangster

LOL!

Cool paint job though.

DragonUSMC
11-28-2007, 07:42 PM
My eyes!!! they are burning!!!!

qt_240
11-28-2007, 07:47 PM
<OMG>.... My eyes... my eyes...

jackjack
11-28-2007, 07:58 PM
hot like fiya :coolugh:

Sil-Abc
11-28-2007, 08:16 PM
bite the banana... ROFL ROFL ROFL

Antihero983
11-28-2007, 08:43 PM
i wanna neg rep that lady with a sledgehammer.....alot.

SexPanda
11-28-2007, 09:18 PM
http://i17.ebayimg.com/01/i/000/c7/53/47bc_1.JPG

besides being ugly as sin... that paint is pretty sweet.

steve shadows
11-29-2007, 10:45 AM
death camp immediatley

Mr.S14
11-29-2007, 12:17 PM
LOL "CAN YOU SAY CHA-CHING!!!!" best part of his sale, he got me there

ZX88
11-29-2007, 05:50 PM
the monkey with the gun is priceless i wanna see if someone actually buys that monstrosity.

Teddy
11-29-2007, 06:27 PM
I am speechless.

soreballz
11-29-2007, 09:10 PM
that reminds me of the hatch they did on pimp my ride. ugh.
lol, the owner of that car is on this forum. lol

swiftdrift
11-29-2007, 11:45 PM
its the ghetto magic school bus!

lol, the owner of that car is on this forum. lol

WHERE!?!?!?:keke:

ripnbst
11-29-2007, 11:50 PM
The big question at hand here is do you think the woman thinks shes hott?

motorsnail
11-29-2007, 11:51 PM
lol, the owner of that car is on this forum. lol

You LIE?!? msg;;fhk

kvahag
11-30-2007, 12:00 AM
that reminds me of the hatch they did on pimp my ride. ugh.

you mean this one? lmao
yea i got bored searching

http://img82.exs.cx/img82/5991/int039zc.jpg
http://img82.exs.cx/img82/4853/tru013bp.jpg
http://img82.exs.cx/img82/9459/car022zm.jpg
OMG THE SUPER RARE "engine dress up kit" !!!
http://img82.exs.cx/img82/3770/eng011bn.jpg
http://img82.exs.cx/img82/4152/car012bt.jpg

all derived from this

http://www.mtv.com/onair/pimp_my_ride/season2/flipbooks/season2_flipbook/207_image11.jpg

Quoc-Viet had good intentions when he tried to customize his 1989 Nissan 240SX. While buying an assortment of custom body parts for his ride had seemed like a good idea, actually installing the parts was another problem. The double-sided tape holding together the body kit has begun to lose its grip. In place of the passenger's seat, there's a radiator fan, headlights, gaming controllers, and more random stuff that has no business being there. Despite the fact that Quoc-Viet's rearview mirror is adorned with lucky charms, the car is a disappointment to his girlfriend and family. Luckily, the crew is ready to transform this junk pile into the car of his gaming dreams. Xzibit is about to pimp his ride.

Additions & Improvements:
-Paint, Green with graphics
-18" rims
-New body kit
-Engine dress up kit
-Green neon lights on the inside
-Orange neon lights on the bottom
-2 Custom racing seats
-Indiglo Gauges
-Auto meter gauge pod, a clock and a volt meter
-Racing steering wheel with quick release
-3 7" monitors in the trunk
-3 10" monitors in the trunk
-12" Fusion woofers with neon rings in the trunk
-4 Fusion amps in the trunk
-3 xbox's hooked up together with wireless adapters and wireless controllers, able to have up to 12 players
-Gift from X, 13 EA games which include Need For Speed Underground 2, Fight Night 2004, Freedom Fighters, MVP baseball 2004, Burnout 3 takedown, NCAA Football 2005, Nascar 2005 Chase for the Cup, Tiger Woods PGA Tour 2005, Madden 2005 and more

Matej
11-30-2007, 12:06 AM
The big question at hand here is do you think the woman thinks shes hott?
Do you think she's not?!?! :aw:


And yeah, the guy who owns or owned the Pimp My Ride coupe is on here and on a few other forums, his username is brokeass240sx or something similar. I think he saved that car, but wasn't allowed to take off some of the parts for a certain period of time because of contracts. If I recall correctly he's into grip racing and now owns a vert.

ronmcdon
11-30-2007, 03:32 AM
this VW jetta gets my vote. don't know whats worse, the car or the dumbass car show judges who gave out all the gaudy trophies;

http://www.cardomain.com/ride/2922562

Dirty Habit
11-30-2007, 03:46 AM
http://img82.exs.cx/img82/4152/car012bt.jpg
Poor coupe.

Where the fuck are the lines on the kit going? Nothing comes close to even flowing together.

swiftdrift
11-30-2007, 10:59 AM
looks like Xzibit threw up and out came a coupe

B18C5MK1
11-30-2007, 11:27 AM
does the aztec have tow truck lights on the roof?
http://i14.ebayimg.com/08/i/000/c7/53/3cc3_1.JPG

wtf is the theme?!
taxi / monkeys / bullet holes / checkered flag / tow truck lights?!



there's a reason GM discontinued this garbage. but the only cool thing about the aztec is the center console that doubles as a removable cooler.

FAIL.

savannaae
12-02-2007, 09:56 AM
Don't post pics of the Asstec in the thread!! I don't want to HAVE to look at it. :/

GoodOl'S13
12-02-2007, 10:42 AM
:wtf: hahahahah
http://i6.ebayimg.com/06/i/000/c7/53/44b0_1.JPG

tattoo131313
12-02-2007, 11:29 AM
:wtf: hahahahah
http://i6.ebayimg.com/06/i/000/c7/53/44b0_1.JPG


WTF.She looks like she has downs