Post the most lazy thing youve done recently, its the little things that count.

[Akiros]

Im bored, and my alarm on my phone has been going off in my room for about 45 minutes, so instead of getting my lazy ass up and going to turn it off (Im extremely comfortable right now, Im projecting my laptop onto the wall through my projector and Im covered up in a blanket)so I made a thread and turned up the music on my laptop so I can't hear it. Today, I also went to throw away my mickey d's in the garbage can outside so I wouldn't have to line a new trash can.
I worked today, and I'm tired, so yea, thats my excuse, and I also need something to procrastinate from doing homework that all my professors assigned over thanksgiving holiday thats due tomorrow, so this thread has many uses.

[Unholy S14]

I once was in a hurry and forgot my phone, i was in my garage and knew where it was ( kitchen table ) i said ive gone too far and left.

[KiLLeR2001]

i was suppose to install my new front brake pads today but i ate dinner and got lazy and decided to do it tomorrow lol

...theres always a million little lazy things i do everyday but i cant remember them right now

[swiftdrift]

i like to use the power sliding doors on my moms odyssey.

and i like the automatic seatbelts on my 92 coupe.


..... sue me

[deadpirate]

im supposed to finish removing my exhaust...shouldnt take me more than 15 minutes to finish cutting it off

but..i dont even want to walk outside

[Akiros]

Im gonna do my homework tomorrow since I dont have class until noon, and ill be going into work for some paper work from 8-10 so ill have PLENTY of time.. hahaha. I hope I make it through this college thing.

[BustedS13]

i just closed some miniblinds by poking at them with a baseball bat.

[TRU_DAH-V]

Been checking out this thread http://www.zilvia.net/f/showthread.php?t=165350 since thanksgiving break and didnt study for the 2 Final exams tomorrow.(hell im still havnt got to studying yet)

[wootwoot]

.....................

[eastcoastS14]

way too much to name...i gotta give this some thought

[Helghast]

Too lazy to tell y..

[kousuke180sx]

One time I was too lazy to hit the light switch thats literally 3 feet from my chair, so i turned it on with my airsoft BB gun. This was the result....http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c370/kousuke180sx/lazyness.jpg
Yes the light did turn on.

[downshift_sideways]

One time I was too lazy to hit the light switch thats literally 3 feet from my chair, so i turned it on with my airsoft BB gun. This was the result....http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c370/kousuke180sx/lazyness.jpg
Yes the light did turn on.
1 shot 1 kill??

[Nachtmensch]

i put off vacuuming the lobby at work until the last possible moment.

im on forums for 5hrs and i walk around for 1.5, and i vacuum for a half.

[SW20Racer]

on my last day @ a ward's burger joint, i was dropping entire meals in the fryer baskets (fully dressed burgers w/raw meat, fries, taco salads et c.) it was happy fun

"ward's, home of the big one!" lol

their root beer consists of the following ingredients: 8 gallons of water, 80 pounds of sugar, bring to a boil then add 2 gallons of root beer flavored syrup.

STAY THE FUCK AWAY

[k's_silvia2.0]

Some one was knocking at the door and I was like F it I dont wanna get up.
It turns out it was my homie that had just won 3G's at the casino and wanted to take a bunch of us out to party and have dinner on him missed out :-/.

[J-Style]

An hour ago I was sitting at my computer (searching around Zilvia and Myspace) and I no longer wanted the lights on so I tossed c.d. cases, spoons and forks at it until it turned off.

[punxva]

i've browsed zilvia in my programming logic and design class, since the work requires too much brain input

[Okinawandrifter87]

I was gonna be too lazy and not post anything but then you wouldnt know what I was gonna be too lazy about.. yeah.. I went there..

[kyoru]

suppose to do my lab due this week....but played tf2 instead haha

[ripnbst]

I have a big project due in one hour that I am supposed to be typing this very moment but instead I am on Zilvia telling you all what I should be doing. This site could very well be the death of my college career.

[Edgar]

hahaha

I remember once in High School Game I got called to play fullback for a counter play in which i lead the block for my running back, the ball was snapped and i literally joged and taped the end on the shoulder as he creamed the running back, shouldnt of called me mexican

[deadpirate]

I have a big project due in one hour that I am supposed to be typing this very moment but instead I am on Zilvia telling you all what I should be doing. This site could very well be the death of my college career.

i have done this many times.


props to those who turn one lights with cd's spoons forks and bbguns

[SiI40sx]

What sucks about laziness is that it turns out being more trouble than its worth compared to doing it (whatever it would be) the right way.

[firelizard]

Using Winamp Remote on my Wii to listen to music from my computer, instead of walking a few feet and turning on Winamp.

[wootwoot]

Masterbated instead of having sex.

p.s.
The "....." earlier was because I was to lazy to type it at that point in time.

[TheRonTom31]

On sunday I watched the entire movie of 13 going on 30 cause my remote was at the foot of my bed and I didn't feel like sitting up and letting the heat escape. BTW Jennifer Garrner is pretty hot....needs better boobs though.

[trsilvias13]

I went to Summit ET series yesterday.

I had all week to put on headers, dp, exhuast on my s14. I usually race my rx7. I didnt feel like gettting gas for the 7. I also didnt feel like working on my s14, so I race the s14 totally stock ( I mean completely stock motor).

At the track, my class was called. Made my first run, and didnt want to drive back to the pits. I lined up again (got in another run). Lucky me. haha

[azndoc]

I've been out of shower soap for like a week now.

So I use the hand soap to shower.

Which reminds me that I still have to go to the store to get soap.

[xxbadnewzxx]

i pissed in a 32oz cup instead of going to the bathroom

[89dc240]

Truly inspiring guys. For real. I almost wanna get my airsoft Deagle out and switch on some lights. But I'd hafta find batteries, and the bb's, I got the extra hard ones, and then actually get the thing out of my foot locker all the way in the basement, and find the key to unlock it, and well... Not really feelin it, lol.

[DALAZ_68]

to lazy to reach for remote...had toolbox next to me... hooked my mechanic magnets together to make pole and change channel...now my T.V. has a green mark on the right side due to magnet :fawkd:

[jackjack]

at sema... buddy brushes his teeth in bed, rinses with a bottle of miller lite and spits in the corner. idiot :tweak:

[Andrew Bohan]

yesterday i was supposed to staple some stuff to the wall, but instead of going to get the ladder, i just stretched really high with the stapler and hit it with a yardstick to make it go in

[Akiros]

I've been out of shower soap for like a week now.

So I use the hand soap to shower.

Which reminds me that I still have to go to the store to get soap.

lmao, ive totally done that +1

[slothonaleash]

didn't want to walk outside in the "cold" when changing classes so i took the inside route and ended up being 2 minutes late to trig

[wootwoot]

didn't want to walk outside in the "cold" when changing classes so i took the inside route and ended up being 2 minutes late to trig

The lazy man would have taken the cold route because it was faster. Race car drivers are really just determined lazy people if ya think about it.

[Andrew Bohan]

so are mathematicians

multiplication was invented so we wouldn't have to add hella of the same number together.

and i'd rather spend an hour figuring out a formula and 5 minutes working, than 5 hours brute forcing the whole thing.

and calculus? oh man. good luck figuring out double integrals with out that.

[wootwoot]

F math there is a reason Iam a business major...hahah

[iPurple_Misfit!]

my friend texts me a lil while ago, but i was too lazy to reply with texting so i called real quick to laugh at what he wrote.10second conversation and no texting!!! haha

[lflkajfj12123]

had to take a poop last night but i was too lazy to go downstairs

so i went to sleep and did the deed in the morning

[Farzam]

I'm on percocet so i'm making my sister do everything for me hahaha

In the hospital they fed me

I felt like the king of the castle

GO DO THIS GO DO THIS

[Akiros]

I'm on percocet so i'm making my sister do everything for me hahaha

In the hospital they fed me

I felt like the king of the castle

GO DO THIS GO DO THIS

that reminds me, I need to have my wisdom teeth taken out, but that means I have to call the dentist after I fill out my paper work for my new insurance... bleh, ill just let the motherfuckers come in.. jk. haha.

[norcal_black240]

I hooked up my 37 inch lcd tv to my computer and I have a wireless mouse and keyboard. So now I watch tv and surf web at the same time on my tv while lying in bed. And I have my laptop on my night stand so in case 1 computer is not enough I have a back up.

I have so much other things I can list recently but it would take days to type it all out.

[soreballz]

Last night, I was really needing to bust a nut, but I was too lazy to beat off and get my arm all tired, so I called this girl over. She sucked me off, we watched a movie, and she left. I put almost no energy at all into any of it. Pretty damned lazy, I'd say.

[motorsnail]

I was to lazy to put a condom on about 5 months ago now shes pregnant:rawk:

[OptionZero]

back when i had roommates and lived in davis, we lost the remote control to the TV

for 4 days we never changed the channel

why?

cuz we would sit down on the couch, realize the remote was gone, but were too lazy to get up and walk up to the TV

eventually we accidentally kicked the couch and discovered it was underneath

fortunately the channel it was stuck on was ESPN

good times

[blu808]

I went to weld a nipple onto an aluminum intercooler pipe, but blew a hole in it when I started the arc. I guess the piping was like .9mm thick. Anyways, thats where the bovs new location will be. haha.

[Kaizen.]

I was to lazy to put a condom on about 5 months ago now shes pregnant:rawk:


HHahhahahaLOL! Good thing theres Plan B! I wouldov had a shit load of kids..=)

[LimitedEdition]

well

i am extremely hungry right now

but i dont want to go downstairs and fix something

and thats sad when the worlds dankest spaghetti and meatballs are just hanging loose in the fridge

fuck im hungry

[ESmorz]

Had to pee last night.

Realized there was an empty bottle on the desk.

Threw it away this morning...

[motorsnail]

Had to pee last night.

Realized there was an empty bottle on the desk.

Threw it away this morning...

I think everyone has done that, its just how guys think "Oh look that bottle needs a little bit of PISS!" just gives you that sence of accomplishment that sombody might just drink it and you can see someone make the face like the cop on "Dumb and Dumber".

[ESmorz]

Haha yep.

Whenever I'm sick hock my loogies into soda cans and such cause im to lazy to get up...

My gf left a starbucks cup on my desk for like 3 days and I spit a huge one into it. Next day my friend takes a drink out of it, and is like I think the caramel like hardened into a goo... hahahahaha

[Sonic Motor]

well....ive been at work for almost 13 hours...im too lazy to leave. Its 11:30 pm

hehehe...

[SW20Racer]

and most times i just piss in the sink cause im to lazy to pick up the lid on the toilet.
or ill fall asleep during a tattoo cause im in no mood to stay awake while im lying down...

[VAs13]

http://a547.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/7/l_cc81d9770abb0fd9cbdc22f9adfb200a.jpg

[Tops*]

For the past 2 weeks I've been too lazy to locate all the necessary parts for my HID wiring harness so I don't drive at night anymore. Hopefully today...

I'm really hungry right now. All I've had is a banana and a couple Starbursts. I'm thinking about going to T-Bell for their new Chipotle burrito because I don't want to make food.

[DALAZ_68]

yesterday woke up...to lazy to go to work...so i didnt...

good timing too...my account is down to 0.00 balance...:keke:

i get payed Wed...who gives a fuck...

[daryl337]

one time.. It was real late at night.. and I was drunk...

Well apparently I wanted to go pee really bad, so instead of going to the bathroom.. I walked over to the nearest trash can (in my kitchen)... propped open the lid... and relieved myself into the trash bag.


... taking the trash out the next morning was an adventure in itself...

[DALAZ_68]

one time.. It was real late at night.. and I was drunk...

Well apparently I wanted to go pee really bad, so instead of going to the bathroom.. I walked over to the nearest trash can (in my kitchen)... propped open the lid... and relieved myself into the trash bag.


... taking the trash out the next morning was an adventure in itself...


you SOB u made me fall at work LOL :rolleyes:

[EvilRB]

I was going to post in this thread yesterday but said fuck it! I didn't want to have to get the key board and type.

Mouse FTW!!

[Akiros]

Hmm, I can honestly say i have never pissed in a cup or a bottle... I couldn't ever do that, thats too much, lol. But I have done the loogy thing when Im sick, and it sucks when I forget about my loogy cup a week later and I find it, its kinda gross.

[Mathetai]

Most lazy thing I did was read all post on this thread before mine.

[Andrew Bohan]

i'm too lazy to get new jeans out of my closet, so i've been wearing the same pair for 3 days.

also makes less laundry! premeditated laziness ftw

[DALAZ_68]

im so lazy when it comes to washing clothes

i dump everything in the huge load machines and set it all to cold water...figure that im fat... so cold water helps it stretch, and when i dry, itll go back to normal size for me...

and thats how its done...son...folding...wtf is folding...that what the couch in my room is for...just spread shit out...of leave it in layers

[Andrew Bohan]

my freshman year in college, there was a girl who lived down the hall from me who hated laundry so much that instead of washing her clothes, she'd stop by the bookstore and buy college sweatshirts and sweatpants and stuff. by the end of the year that's all she ever wore. lol

i dunno what she was doing about underwear though.

[Akiros]

my freshman year in college, there was a girl who lived down the hall from me who hated laundry so much that instead of washing her clothes, she'd stop by the bookstore and buy college sweatshirts and sweatpants and stuff. by the end of the year that's all she ever wore. lol

i dunno what she was doing about underwear though.

what? a woman that won't do laundry?:wtf: That's absolutely terrible and useless and the same time.

[Mathetai]

i dunno what she was doing about underwear though.

Commando Style

[PRADOgy]

I had a girl hold my penis while i took a piss

yes i was too drunk

[DALAZ_68]

I had a girl hold my penis while i took a piss

yes i was too drunk


and ur a GOD lol

ive had my EX swallow cuz i was to damn lazy to get a tissue, and i didnt wanna have to clean anythign up

[ESmorz]

and ur a GOD lol

ive had my EX swallow cuz i was to damn lazy to get a tissue, and i didnt wanna have to clean anythign up

That's not being lazy.

That's just being a man.

[jskateborders]

I was too lazy to go back and lock my car...
Now im too lazy to call the cops

[IStop4NoMan]

Ive been putting off posting in this thread for 3 days....

[BustedS13]

sometimes instead of walking upstairs to use the bathroom, i piss out the back door.

[Andrew Bohan]

oh i do that so often i don't even think of it anymore.

standin up while peeing is so advantageous! :bigok:

[SexPanda]

im really really really fucking thirsty. My mouth is dry, my head hurts...

but god damn im watchin this movie on the interwebs and i cant get up... but it needs to buffer so im on here... still thirsty. eh fuck it who needs water?

[BustedS13]

im really really really fucking thirsty. My mouth is dry, my head hurts...

but god damn im watchin this movie on the interwebs and i cant get up... but it needs to buffer so im on here... still thirsty. eh fuck it who needs water?


you should just arc your pee. two birds, one stone.

[Akiros]

I just got fast food, and I have a cup full of ice here, and Im kinda thirsty, so instead of going 10 feet to the kitchen for water, im just waiting for the ice to melt to drink the water.

[eastcoastS14]

woke up today....showed up late for my 9:30 class...class goes til 10:45....came back to the room at 11 and took a nap til 6:30

[fliprayzin240sx]

Ive walked into the living room and asked my wife to get me something from the kitchen, even tho I just came from there...

[Suckmycack]

I worked from 2-7 am and i was really lazy so i pretended to go to work at 2am. but just found a parking spot and slept till 8.

[Akiros]

I worked from 2-7 am and i was really lazy so i pretended to go to work at 2am. but just found a parking spot and slept till 8.

im too lazy to make sense out of this bullshit:rofl:

[Pank]

Ive walked into the living room and asked my wife to get me something from the kitchen, even tho I just came from there...

fuck that, i will walk across the house to make someone get me food from the kitchen. i will walk next door if it means they'll make it for me, too.

[kvahag]

right now im pretty hungry, but im to lazy to get up and walk to the kitchen...

also i need to wash my car, i've been putting that off since last week, my excuse is "it's probably going to rain pretty soon" haha

even though the forecasts say it's not...

edit: oh wait theres a 20% chance friday :) yes i can put it off even more

[BustedS13]

I just got fast food, and I have a cup full of ice here, and Im kinda thirsty, so instead of going 10 feet to the kitchen for water, im just waiting for the ice to melt to drink the water.


+1, i've done that too. and you know that ice is some gross water, because they never clean the ice machines. but you just don't care.

[Akiros]

+1, i've done that too. and you know that ice is some gross water, because they never clean the ice machines. but you just don't care.

hmmmm, well, the taco bueno was built there like 3 months ago, so im good. Ah, rational thinking FTW.

[Andrew Bohan]

i try to let the ice melt when i fly somewhere, but i usually only take hour and a half to two hour flights. they bring the drinks out like 45 minutes to an hour into the flight, and collect the garbage with 30 minutes to go, so the ice usually doesn't get to melt all the way. :ghey:

[SochBAT]

haha, more than i'd like to admit, i sleep in boxers.

I woke up. Sat on the compy, surfed all day, in my boxers.

I love my off days.

[BustedS13]

i try to let the ice melt when i fly somewhere, but i usually only take hour and a half to two hour flights. they bring the drinks out like 45 minutes to an hour into the flight, and collect the garbage with 30 minutes to go, so the ice usually doesn't get to melt all the way. :ghey:

i love paying five dollars for one of those miniature bottles of bacardi and cramming myself into baby seats.... on my last flight out to SF, i did the automated checkin thingie, and it threw up an offer to upgrade to first class for like 50 bucks... best 50 bucks i ever spent, EVER. the seat was big enough to hold like one and a HALF babies, and the little bottles of bacardi were free.

[Andrew Bohan]

yeah but for 50 bucks you could get ten bacardis...
then it wouldn't matter what kind of seat you were in LOL

[badboy6686]

you guys make me laugh, im no better tho, i put my last load of laundry on my dresser w/o folding it. Also i'm pretty hungry and i don't feel like fixing any breakfast, so i'll just wait till lunch and throw some corn dogs in the microwave haha

[Akiros]

was gonna wake up to do homework thats due in my first period class after I woke up and I... overslept.. grrr

[Rob's S14]

if i'm sending a short message via im or email, sometimes instead of typing, i'll copy and paste words and letters using only the mouse.

[DALAZ_68]

im juggling three girls right now...all given it up...but fuck man...now im just fucken tired and lazy...i might just tell them about each other so i can sleep....


faaaack im tired

[Andrew Bohan]

i'm too lazy to check for new threads, so i just keep posting in this one

[diomedes]

Was too stupid and lazy to close my car window one night and the next morning my deck and subs where stolen.

[max2damax]

I was to lazy to open this thread, So I told a friend to post for me.

ATT. his friend

[DALAZ_68]

im so lazy im not even gonna finish this sen.....

[shinhed]

Instead of getting up from my seat, to fetch my keyboard, I use the on-screen keyboard and my wireless mouse.

[legacy927]

I got so lazy at one point, i was ready to watch a movie, but someone had to put the remote so far from the coffee table, i just told my little brother to pass me the remote...meanwhile hes in the kitchen eating..BWAHAHAHAH

[DRavenS13]

I make my kids do stuff for me when i'm lazy.

Now thanks to me, they know how to operate the DVD player, the TV, all the remotes, and the microwave. All I need is for them to learn how to operate the washer/dryer and how to wash dishes, and I'm set.
(Hey, they gotta learn how to survive. If I don't teach them, who will?)

Laziest thing I ever did- Well, it was more sneaky than lazy. I made a noob that was new here that I was training enter all my bugs into the system. He thought he was logged into his username. HA. +1 for me.

[koukimonster139]

lmfao


this thread is funnier than fuck.

[Akiros]

im too lazy to go meet girls, so I holler at them on facebook. Oh yea, I drink sometimes too.. and Im too lazy to explain any of this, or make it coherent, or tell a funny story that goes to it, so Im just going to go to sleep... ah, how I love sleep. mmmmm

[Akiros]

well, my roommate is so lazy, that he didnt pay the internet bill, and this thread died because of it. Also, i was lazy and didnt do homework, drank, spent $288.10 on 2 transiberian orchestra tickets, and am looking forward to seeing them december 29th.

[eastcoastS14]

i took a 7hour nap in the middle of the day a few days ago

[deadpirate]

i have been putting off cleaning up my house for 3 weeks now

its not terrible..but it isnt cleaned up at all.

[rainier]

i have been putting off cleaning up my house for 3 weeks now

its not terrible..but it isnt cleaned up at all.

i havent cleaned cleaned my condo in prolly a month. im only home from tuesday-thursday.

My aunt came over and "surprised" me with a china cabinet thats huge, i dont know where ill put it, so its sitting in the middle of my kitchen for about 4 weeks. which means i havent mopped since then.
my 38" TV broke and its too heavy for my to lift back up frmo the ground so its sitting in the middle of my livinggn room also.
water bottles everywhere, junk mail, my shoes, and my clean laundry that i dont fold thats on my living room couch.
walking up my wood floored stairs is a collection of dust. my room has piles of dirty clothes, i tend to buy alot of tshirts so i barely do shirt washes.

my condo is a MESS. dont even let me talk about my garage or backyard where my dog loves to chew stuff lol

[B18C5MK1]

i havent had a job since july..
i havent shaved since september 6th.
got a gps because im tired of fumbling around with thomas guides.
bought "gummy vites" because they're more like eating gummy bears rather than popping horse pill size multivitamins in the morning.

[deadpirate]

i havent cleaned cleaned my condo in prolly a month. im only home from tuesday-thursday.

My aunt came over and "surprised" me with a china cabinet thats huge, i dont know where ill put it, so its sitting in the middle of my kitchen for about 4 weeks. which means i havent mopped since then.
my 38" TV broke and its too heavy for my to lift back up frmo the ground so its sitting in the middle of my livinggn room also.
water bottles everywhere, junk mail, my shoes, and my clean laundry that i dont fold thats on my living room couch.
walking up my wood floored stairs is a collection of dust. my room has piles of dirty clothes, i tend to buy alot of tshirts so i barely do shirt washes.

my condo is a MESS. dont even let me talk about my garage or backyard where my dog loves to chew stuff lol


haha

i havent done dishes in forever..i just drain the sink, and fill it up wih hott water again
i havent vaccumned in about a month maybe.
i never mop. just sweep when necessary.
trash bags go on the back patio for a while until i take them to the dumpster.

cardboard is in the kitchen. along with opened and unopened mail.
clothes are everywhere
soda/beer cans are everywhere

im super busy with school/work that i just ignore the mess

[180sx Fan]

I havent washed my dd in like 2 months(the snow cleaned it up pretty good though)

[Flybert]

one time.. It was real late at night.. and I was drunk...

Well apparently I wanted to go pee really bad, so instead of going to the bathroom.. I walked over to the nearest trash can (in my kitchen)... propped open the lid... and relieved myself into the trash bag.


... taking the trash out the next morning was an adventure in itself...

AHAHAHHAHA I did the exact same thing when I was at a friend's house party about 8 years ago. I had woke up after passing out and couldn't find the bathroom in the dark because I was still hammered. I peed in my friends trash compactor in his kitchen, there was a trash bag. A girl who was also hammered looking for a late night cup of water walked in on me and immediately walked out. AHAHAHAHA Next morning, everyone was busting my balls. Good times.

[eastcoastS14]

^^ lol I went to a bar in town a few weeks ago and there was a long as line for the bathroom and 2ppl kept goin in at a time...when its my turn to go in this kid walks in with me...we get in there and theres one toilet lol....so I was like wtf was everyone doin before me...so i hit the toilet..other kid hits the trash lol

I also kno kids who piss randomly...a friend of mine got up hammered one night in a friends house and instead of walking to the bathroom he walked to the living room and pissed all over the kids recliner....true story

kids also pissed in ppls laundry hampers lol

[TheRonTom31]

Good friend of mine back in the college days went back to his dorm room and passed out. He lived in a suite (three 2 person dorm rooms off a common room and a bathroom) so he never locked his door cause we were all close friends. Hell I hardly ever closed my door unless I had a girl sleep over (i had my own room cause my roomate always stayed at his girls apartment). He wakes up in the middle of the night to dripping sounds and wierd noises. This drunk bitch had wandered into our suite and then into his room and pissed all over his computer chair which had his jacket in it. The shittiest part was that it was probly the worst smelling piss i had ever smelled in my entire life. Even worse is when he woke up to her doing it he freaked her out woke everyone else up and she was so horrified she put on a pair of his pants and ran out instead of her pants.

He never saw those pants again:keke:

[Tops*]

While I was waiting for my car to warm up, I realized I didn't have my wallet on me. Said, "fuck it" and drove off. Got to the gas station and realized that my credit card was in my wallet. Called my brother and told him to meet me at the gas station with my wallet and I'd but $20 in his tank. -$20 for laziness.

[Frixco_240]

This is a really bad habit and I should stop doing it, but everytime I see those automatic handicap button doors, I'd press it and wait for the doors to open, instead of just opening the doors myself. It's bad and I know it's bad, but that big shiney button is just so tempting... and it's like WOAH the doors opened itself.

[DALAZ_68]

im so lazy i sumtimes borrow my neighbors handicap zone plaque and park upfront at the supermarket...


already got caught twice...
told officer i was driving my neighbor around he asked for proof...i showed him reciepts of her meds in my car and called her to confirms the story...old people are sometimes badass G's

[rainier]

i'm so lazy sometimes i dont wipe my arss.












jk

[Nachtmensch]

i gave up reading this thread halfway through

[!Zar!]

About a year ago my one of my 240's broke. Just needs a fender and some engine work.

It's still sitting in the same spot...

Since then I've swapped many motors and fenders on my other cars and friends.

So now I decided just to sell the car for parts because I'm too lazy to spend four hours working on it.

[Devios88]

picked my dogs poop

[bardabe]

laziest thing i've done. eh i;d have to say my bed.

[!Zar!]

I bought a car, then sold it because I didn't feel like changing the oil.

[downshift_sideways]

I bought a car, then sold it because I didn't feel like changing the oil.
Dude wtf?? :tweak:

[Andrew Bohan]

i just renewed my premium membership today, after not having it for like a year and a half.

mostly because now i can be even lazier about deleting pm's.

i've been deleting them every 2 weeks.

[hijack3d]

I put stock shocks back on my car, converted back to stock brakes, removed the top timing chain guide, changed the oil, ran seafoam, cleaned-ish the interior... then decided to fall asleep on the couch watching The Professional since I was too lazy to take a shower, brush my teef, and go to my room.

[Akiros]

i had to go outside to get something off of my back porch, and my shoes were ALL THE way upstairs. So i got my socks dirty( it had just rained ) and took them off.

[ESmorz]

Didn't want to start up my stove and get out a pan so I made grilled cheese with a microwave and toaster...

[projekt_s13]

I leave for san diego in 3 hours and i havent even packed yet. I think i might just buy clothes when im over there.

[ESmorz]

I leave for san diego in 3 hours and i havent even packed yet. I think i might just buy clothes when im over there.

Just bring a backpack with a jacket and some white t's.

Although my thermometer reads 35 degrees right now.

Thank god for heating.

[Andrew Bohan]

i bought new clothes on a trip to san diego once


but that's because we decided to go there an hour before the plane left and i didn't have time to go home and get clothes hahahah

[projekt_s13]

heh, i ended up not going, too lazy to sleep in the car.

[vvtisupra]

I threw a shoe at the door to close it cuz i didn't want to get up.

[Phlip]

Buying new clothes/towels when it is time to do laundry.

[Canaduh]

knowing i didn't have enough gas in my winter beater to make it home from work, i agreed to pick my brother and his friend up from just around the corner. like 30 seconds after i pick them up, the truck dies, and i made THEM push me to the gas station.
I knew i was going to have to push, so why not do my brother a "favor" =D

[Andrew Bohan]

^^ you are a cruel, cruel man :naughtyd:

[black240sxhatch]

i went to take a shower but forgot to turn on the vent so it doesnt fog up.... instead of walking to flip it on ..i threw 4 containers of shampoo/conditioner til it came on

[Canaduh]

i went to take a shower but forgot to turn on the vent so it doesnt fog up.... instead of walking to flip it on ..i threw 4 containers of shampoo/conditioner til it came on

That's too much shampoo for me to keep in my shower.

[89dc240]

knowing i didn't have enough gas in my winter beater to make it home from work, i agreed to pick my brother and his friend up from just around the corner. like 30 seconds after i pick them up, the truck dies, and i made THEM push me to the gas station.
I knew i was going to have to push, so why not do my brother a "favor" =D

Oh man, that's Lazy, but very intelligent, lol.

I just started a new job, but when I was laid off for a couple weeks, I probably showered, shaved, and changed my clothes at least 4 times. :eek:

[Andrew Bohan]

today some mail came to my house that was supposed to go to the house across the street.

instead of walking over there to give it to them, i just put it back in the mailbox for the mailman to get tomorrow.

[s13boy89]

too lazy to pick up my dogs poop so left it there hey its manure right

[240sx_sr20det]

Didn't want to shovel the driveway after getting about 11 inches of snow. I tried to make it up the driveway anyways; got stuck, said fuck it, left the car there and went inside and played Forza.

[M4Rl0N]

im so lazy that when people walk by something that i need, i tell them to pass it to me .......
been called lazy hella times

[89singlecamnoob]

so lazy that i waited this long to post here...also too lazy to get a job that's supposed to be paying for fall term next year, so i'm currently living off of student loans that are supposed to pay for spring term...crap.

[brndck]

i'm too lazy to finish this..............