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Tearlessj
11-24-2007, 10:26 PM
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A professor at CCNY for a physiological psych class told his class about bananas. He said the expression "going bananas" is from the effects of bananas on the brain. Read on:

Never, put your banana in the refrigerator!!!

This is interesting.

After reading this, you'll never look at a banana in the same way again.

Bananas contain three natural sugars - sucrose, fructose and glucose combined with fiber. A banana gives an instant, sustained and substantial boost of energy.

Research has proven that just two bananas provide enough energy for a strenuous 90-minute workout. No wonder the banana is the number one fruit with the world's leading athletes.

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But energy isn't the only way a banana can help us keep fit. It can also help overcome or prevent a substantial number of illnesses and conditions, making it a must to add to our daily diet.

Depression: According to a recent survey undertaken by MIND amongst people suffering from depression, many felt much better after eating a banana. This is because bananas contain tryptophan, a type of protein that the body converts into serotonin, known to make you relax, improve your mood and generally make you feel happier.

PMS: Forget the pills - eat a banana. The vitamin B6 it contains regulates blood glucose levels, which can affect your mood.

Anemia : High in iron, bananas can stimulate the production of hemoglobin in the blood and so helps in cases of anemia.

Blood Pressure: This unique tropical fruit is extremely high in potassium yet low in salt, making it perfect to beat blood pressure. So much so, the US Food and Drug Administration has just allowed the banana industry to make official claims for the fruit's ability to reduce the risk of blood pressure and stroke.

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Brain Power: 200 students at a Twickenham (Middlesex) school (England) were helped through their exams this year by eating bananas at breakfast, break, and lunch in a bid to boost their brain power. Research has shown that the potassium-packed fruit can assist learning by making pupils more alert.

Constipation: High in fiber, including bananas in the diet can help restore normal bowel action, helping to overcome the problem without resorting to laxatives.

Hangovers: One of the quickest ways of curing a hangover is to make a banana milkshake, sweetened with honey.. The banana calms the stomach and, with the help of the honey, builds up depleted blood sugar levels, while the milk soothes and re-hydrates your system.

Heartburn: Bananas have a natural antacid effect in the body, so if you suffer from heartburn, try eating a banana for soothing relief.

Morning Sickness: Snacking on bananas between meals helps to keep blood sugar levels up and avoid morning sickness.

Mosquito bites: Before reaching for the insect bite cream, try rubbing the affected area with the inside of a banana skin. Many people find it amazingly successful at reducing swelling and
irritation.

Nerves: Bananas are high in B vitamins that help calm the nervous system.

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Overweight and at work? Studies at the Institute of Psychology in Austria found pressure at work leads to gorging on comfort food like chocolate and chips. Looking at 5,000 hospital patients, researchers found the most obese were more likely to be in high-pressure jobs. The report concluded that, to avoid panic-induced food cravings, we need to control our blood sugar levels by snacking on high carbohydrate foods every two hours to keep levels steady.

Ulcers: The banana is used as the dietary food against intestinal disorders because of its soft texture and smoothness. It is the only raw fruit that can be eaten without distress in over-chronicler cases. It also neutralizes over-acidity and reduces irritation by coating the lining of the stomach.

Temperature control: Many other cultures see bananas as a "cooling" fruit that can lower both the physical and emotional temperature of expectant mothers. In Thailand, for example, pregnant women eat bananas to ensure their baby is born with a cool temperature. �

Seasonal Affective Disorder (SAD): Bananas can help SAD sufferers because they contain the natural mood enhancer tryptophan.

Smoking &Tobacco Use: Bananas can also help people trying to give up smoking. The B6, B12 they contain, as well as the potassium and magnesium found in them, help the body recover from the effects of nicotine withdrawal.

Stress: Potassium is a vital mineral, which helps normalize the heartbeat, sends oxygen to the brain and regulates your body's water balance. When we are stressed, our metabolic rate rises, thereby reducing our potassium levels. These can be rebalanced with the help of a high-potassium banana snack.

Strokes: According to research in The New England Journal of Medicine, eating bananas as part of a regular diet can cut the risk of death by strokes by as much as 40%!

Warts: Those keen on natural alternatives swear that if you want to kill off a wart, take a piece of banana skin and place it on the wart, with the yellow side out. Carefully hold the skin in place with a plaster or surgical tape!

So, a banana really is a natural remedy for many ills. When you compare it to an apple, it has four times the protein, twice the carbohydrate, three times the phosphorus, five times the vitamin A and iron, and twice the other vitamins and minerals. It is also rich in potassium and is one of the best value foods around. So maybe its time to change that well-known phrase so that we say, "A banana a day keeps the doctor away!"

PS: Bananas must be the reason monkeys are so happy all the time! I will add one here; want a quick shine on our shoes?? Take the INSIDE of the banana skin, and rub directly on the shoe...polish with dry cloth. Amazing fruit!!! :D

downshift_sideways
11-24-2007, 10:29 PM
I'm amazed.....Fucking bananas.

qwikspool
11-24-2007, 11:07 PM
:bow: cool find.

SNC240SX
11-24-2007, 11:22 PM
Thats awesome.

slidetankslide
11-24-2007, 11:26 PM
they forgot to add how yummy they are too.:bigok:

swiftdrift
11-24-2007, 11:41 PM
who remembers....



BANANAS IN PAJAMAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!??????????

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btw, bananas are delicious :-)

downshift_sideways
11-24-2007, 11:44 PM
who remembers....



BANANAS IN PAJAMAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!??????????

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btw, bananas are delicious :-)

Are coming down the stairs, Bananas in pajamas are coming down in pairs!

mrs.drift33
11-24-2007, 11:50 PM
dang bananas do all that!!

I heard if you put a banana in the refrigerator it would give you a stomach ache?? any body know why?? or is it true??

diomedes
11-25-2007, 12:00 AM
That puts bananas on my eating list from now on!!

89dc240
11-25-2007, 12:12 AM
I always put a banana in the fridge. What gives?

And the shoe thing works like a motherfucker. I have a pair thats still shiny after 2 Christmas parties a year apart, and a wedding last summer.

swiftdrift
11-25-2007, 12:15 AM
Are coming down the stairs, Bananas in pajamas are coming down in pairs!

O shit dude ur AVATAR!!???!??!?!?!

"da honda be da gheyest car en da world coz it not da nissan car. only da nissan car get sideway. dat why nissan da tightest"

Tearlessj
11-25-2007, 12:18 AM
I always put a banana in the fridge. What gives?

And the shoe thing works like a motherfucker. I have a pair thats still shiny after 2 Christmas parties a year apart, and a wedding last summer.
Something about it ruins the Bananas, never read any facts about it though.

wrapmeup2005
11-25-2007, 12:25 AM
WOW!!! I just ate a banana right before I got on to check my email and Zilvia.

I wonder if this includes all bananas such as mini/ice cream/etc.

azndoc
11-25-2007, 12:30 AM
I ate a banana prior to going to the ucla and Oregon game and ucla won.

Blam

Bananas are really good too.

Matej
11-25-2007, 12:39 AM
I once bought a banana, and there was a huge scorpion-like bug inside it.

wrapmeup2005
11-25-2007, 12:46 AM
I once bought a banana, and there was a huge scorpion-like bug inside it.


Protein with your fiber sir. Take it or leave it :)

yudalicious
11-25-2007, 01:49 AM
I once bought a banana, and there was a huge scorpion-like bug inside it.

everyone/thing likes bananas. I just ate one after reading this. Now I'm gonna totally ace my next exam.

wootwoot
11-25-2007, 01:51 AM
Bananananas. I hate how I never know when to stop. bananan. Shit, I went t far.

<3 Mitch

But I just like them because they come wrapped and are like hot dogs. I know someone who refuses to eat them because they are to phallic though. Secret homo for sure

Farzam
11-25-2007, 02:00 AM
I want to eat a banana now

DisEpyon
11-25-2007, 02:02 AM
man, now i know why alot of the other kids back in my younger school days were smarter than me.

Antihero983
11-25-2007, 02:17 AM
THIS SHIT IS BANANAS! B-A-N-A-N-A-S!

im wicked sorry, but cmon, someone was going to do it eventually.

DreamN
11-25-2007, 02:38 AM
sweet. wow, you learn so much about so many things on Zilvia. lol

actually this is pretty cool, I knew some of the facts about bananas, but I didn't know they be used for so much. need to increase my banana intake.

deolio
11-25-2007, 02:40 AM
wow. i thought i liked bananas before, but now they sound extra delicious.

Agamemnon
11-25-2007, 03:26 AM
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Andrew Bohan
11-25-2007, 04:27 AM
i've always like bananas. they taste good and aren't messy, and they are easy to peel. not like oranges. oranges taste good but they are wet and way harder to peel.

Tops*
11-25-2007, 04:48 AM
i've always like bananas. they taste good and aren't messy, and they are easy to peel. not like oranges. oranges taste good but they are wet and way harder to peel.

Man, I remember back in the day when I wasn't good at peeling bananas. I couldn't get it started and by the time I did, the tip was all mushy. Oranges are the shit too.

You can also use bananas for "nannering" as my friends and I call it.
Revenge: Nannering - massage an unpeeled banana into a liquid/smoothie state. Find someone/thing you seek revenge towards, aim, and whip. The impact WILL cause the banana to explode on impact. Use nannering with extreme care and caution.

Kn1ves
11-25-2007, 05:50 AM
http://youtube.com/watch?v=QmBS7QGWAjQ

slothonaleash
11-25-2007, 09:35 AM
I get an uncomfortable burning/itching sensation in my mouth whenever I eat a banana.... Same with avocados.

PRADOgy
11-25-2007, 10:04 AM
Bananas are my hero now!

motorsnail
11-25-2007, 10:22 AM
banana tea passes piss tests:w00t:

89dc240
11-25-2007, 10:55 AM
banana tea passes piss tests:w00t:

:werd: How do you make banana tea?

eastcoastS14
11-25-2007, 11:16 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qyeuMHGh0JM

motorsnail
11-25-2007, 11:40 AM
:werd: How do you make banana tea?

Get it at ghetto gas stations next to the green tea and other nasty drinks. 3 bottles of that shit and 12 hours clean as a whissle all the B vitamins cleans you some how. Only works for pot though dont come bitchin to me when you fail for harion or some shit:loco:

^^LMAO that shits tight

soreballz
11-25-2007, 11:53 AM
I get an uncomfortable burning/itching sensation in my mouth whenever I eat a banana.... Same with avocados.
Dude, me too. I can't eat guacamole anymore. :down:
Be careful with them... with me, it started out as an itching/burning/swollen lip sort of thing, and now, its a full blown throat-closing up sort of situation.

mrs.drift33
11-25-2007, 01:16 PM
I get an uncomfortable burning/itching sensation in my mouth whenever I eat a banana.... Same with avocados.


"There are two forms of banana allergy. One is oral allergy syndrome (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oral_allergy_syndrome) which causes itching and swelling in the mouth or throat within one hour after ingestion and is related to birch (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Birch) tree and other pollen (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pollen) allergies. The other is related to latex allergies (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Latex_allergy) and causes urticaria (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Urticaria) and potentially serious upper gastrointestinal (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gastrointestinal) symptoms."

I get the same thing but I still eat them :)

eastcoastS14
11-25-2007, 01:30 PM
lol oral banana allergy

opponheimer
11-25-2007, 02:50 PM
Peanut butter is banana's best friend

Helghast
11-26-2007, 02:02 AM
No it isn't.

It's chocolate.
and ice.
and milk.
and a blender.

Andrew Bohan
11-26-2007, 03:10 AM
i prefer strawberries and yogurt and ice and OJ or milk and a little protein powder if it's going in the blender

Dirty Habit
11-26-2007, 04:45 AM
...and a banana cognac.

Bitch!

Andrew Bohan
11-26-2007, 01:24 PM
today i put grapes too. i'm such a rebel

Farzam
11-26-2007, 08:20 PM
I ate 2 bananas today :)

Ca_laurier
11-26-2007, 10:24 PM
i hate banana's. the taste makes me vomit. lol but it sure explans alot

MURPHY
11-26-2007, 10:30 PM
I always eat healthy. gonna start eating MORE bananas then i usually do.

Andrew Bohan
11-26-2007, 10:33 PM
i hate banana's. the taste makes me vomit. lol but it sure explans alot


in this thread, bananas was spelled 45 times without an apostrophe. did you miss all of them?

MURPHY
11-26-2007, 10:39 PM
^haha lol dude

+1

Helghast
11-27-2007, 02:10 AM
Today I had it with chocolate and peanut butter and milk and ice and death.

All in a blender.

Farzam
11-27-2007, 02:49 AM
i've had 1 so far today
It's not even 5am yet