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Man Dies After Getting Stuck in Girlfriend’s Cat Door
Tuesday , November 13, 2007
A woman in Florida made a startling discovery over the weekend when she found her boyfriend stuck in her house’s cat door, News4Jax.com reported.
The girlfriend of Charles Tucker Jr., 33, had reportedly kicked him out of her St. Augustine home. Hours later, she found the man stuck in the small door and called police. When they arrived four minutes later, the man was dead, News4Jax.com reported.
"He's a big guy. I don't even know how he could fit through there," Tucker’s friend, Will Elliot told News4Jax.com. "Probably to get in and unlock the door. They said he had one arm through there and his head was caught in there like he was to reach up and unlock the door because there's no way he could fit through there."
Cops are currently awaiting autopsy results.
diomedes
11-13-2007, 09:37 AM
Wow, that sucks. What a sad way to die...
Unholy S14
11-13-2007, 09:41 AM
he went out like a bitch
sorry
motorsnail
11-13-2007, 09:43 AM
Damn sombodys day was worse then mine....
RIP pussy.......lol pussy get it!
Tops*
11-13-2007, 10:11 AM
he went out like a bitch
sorry
Now that's ruthless!
I agree.
So the door wins by submission.
mayco_86
11-13-2007, 10:21 AM
Damn that guy wasnt the brightess but sh*t happens.
ixfxi
11-13-2007, 10:27 AM
Three reasons this guy should have died, and in no reason live:
#1. A woman in Florida made a startling discovery over the weekend when she found her boyfriend stuck in her house’s cat door
DIE.
#2. The girlfriend of Charles Tucker Jr., 33, had reportedly kicked him out of her St. Augustine home.
DIE.
#3. "Probably to get in and unlock the door. They said he had one arm through there and his head was caught in there like he was to reach up and unlock the door because there's no way he could fit through there."
DIE.
Honest, this is just support as to how men nowadays are fucking fruitcake bitches. Allow me to demonstrate why....
#1) Cat door? I would have taken an axe and cut the entire fucking door down.
#2) She kicked *HIM* out. Clearly, this guy couldnt handle his business.
#3) He actually TRIED to use the cat door. How hard is it to smash a window? For a big guy, this guy is definitely a bitch.
motorsnail
11-13-2007, 10:30 AM
Three reasons this guy should have died, and in no reason live:
#1. A woman in Florida made a startling discovery over the weekend when she found her boyfriend stuck in her house’s cat door
DIE.
#2. The girlfriend of Charles Tucker Jr., 33, had reportedly kicked him out of her St. Augustine home.
DIE.
#3. "Probably to get in and unlock the door. They said he had one arm through there and his head was caught in there like he was to reach up and unlock the door because there's no way he could fit through there."
DIE.
Honest, this is just support as to how men nowadays are fucking fruitcake bitches. Allow me to demonstrate why....
#1) Cat door? I would have taken an axe and cut the entire fucking door down.
#2) She kicked *HIM* out. Clearly, this guy couldnt handle his business.
#3) He actually TRIED to use the cat door. How hard is it to smash a window? For a big guy, this guy is definitely a bitch.
Mother fuckin WERD.....He was prolly about to cry on her shoulder or maybe slit her throat.......FYI my girl has locked me out before and the door came off the hinges :squint:
CrimsonRockett
11-13-2007, 10:42 AM
FYI my girl has locked me out before and the door came off the hinges :squint:
Old girl locked me out of my own fucking car.
Let's just say that's why she's my ex now...
azndoc
11-13-2007, 10:45 AM
Old girl locked me out of my own fucking car.
Let's just say that's why she's my ex now...
So did you try to get back in through the keyhole?
speedgod^s13
11-13-2007, 10:47 AM
I don't give a fuck, that shits fucking hilarious.
CrimsonRockett
11-13-2007, 10:53 AM
So did you try to get back in through the keyhole?
No.
She knew she had to get out eventually.
The funniest part was, we were about 30 minutes away from home(driving distance). As soon as she unlocked it, I kicked her ass out and drove home by myself.
:)
motorsnail
11-13-2007, 10:55 AM
No.
She knew she had to get out eventually.
The funniest part was, we were about 30 minutes away from home(driving distance). As soon as she unlocked it, I kicked her ass out and drove home by myself.
:)
LOL!! I would have just made her give me head on the way home:mepoke: if that isnt going to happen:sadwavey:
CrimsonRockett
11-13-2007, 10:57 AM
No way that would've happened.
She'd probably die from too many "stab wounds" to her throat in my car.
:rofl:
jackjack
11-13-2007, 11:32 AM
damn that sucks..... wth.
Unholy S14
11-13-2007, 11:42 AM
No.
She knew she had to get out eventually.
The funniest part was, we were about 30 minutes away from home(driving distance). As soon as she unlocked it, I kicked her ass out and drove home by myself.
:)
thats fucked up lol
but kudos to you my friend
sleepy_s13
11-13-2007, 11:51 AM
Why would someone even try that shit :confused:
speedgod^s13
11-13-2007, 05:54 PM
Why would someone even try that shit :confused:
Because, he is pathetic. Sorry excuse for a man. Apparantly, the bitch didn't want you there, so you attempt to crawl through the cat door. Give me a break, seriously. I really want to know the autopsy results, to find out, how he really died. I'm assuming asphyxiation, or maybe he choked on a hairball. LOL.
eastcoastS14
11-13-2007, 06:35 PM
guy probably died of a heart attack or was on drugs....or maybe he was too fat and suffocated himself either way what a horrible way to go haha...ppl at his funeral wont even be able to tell others what happened without cracking up hahah
Three reasons this guy should have died, and in no reason live:
#1. A woman in Florida made a startling discovery over the weekend when she found her boyfriend stuck in her house’s cat door
DIE.
#2. The girlfriend of Charles Tucker Jr., 33, had reportedly kicked him out of her St. Augustine home.
DIE.
#3. "Probably to get in and unlock the door. They said he had one arm through there and his head was caught in there like he was to reach up and unlock the door because there's no way he could fit through there."
DIE.
Honest, this is just support as to how men nowadays are fucking fruitcake bitches. Allow me to demonstrate why....
#1) Cat door? I would have taken an axe and cut the entire fucking door down.
#2) She kicked *HIM* out. Clearly, this guy couldnt handle his business.
#3) He actually TRIED to use the cat door. How hard is it to smash a window? For a big guy, this guy is definitely a bitch.
^^ word.....worst part of things today tho is your girl really can kick you out and if you dont get out and she calls the cops the cops will "escort" you out...even if its your own house....its bullshit, if the cops get involved the guy is always screwed...and if she says you put your hands on her and you didnt....you're still fucked
ixfxi
11-13-2007, 06:54 PM
^^ word.....worst part of things today tho is your girl really can kick you out and if you dont get out and she calls the cops the cops will "escort" you out...even if its your own house....its bullshit, if the cops get involved the guy is always screwed...and if she says you put your hands on her and you didnt....you're still fucked
yeah?
how about MY advice................
best part about things today and things 300 years ago (because the game has not changed since day 1):
if your girl for some reason acts crazy and kicks YOU out (which should never happen, but lets just assume that it DOES)..... you, can go home.
okay, now you are home, right? very good, phase 1 has already commenced, now its time for phase 2:
get another girl, bring her home and fuck her. fuck her 300 times, fuck her until you lose count. at a certain point, your old girl will get sad, lonely, and become insecure. she will come by to "surprise" you and say "tada, i really didnt mean to lock you out.. i was just mean and upset, i was confused"
thats where phase 3 kicks in, thats the "i dont give a fuck" phase. basically, she knocks on your door, your NEW girl goes and opens it. then your NEW girl closes the door IN HER FACE. even if the old chick gets crazy, you now have a new girl that will:
a) give you lots of new, never-before felt sexual experiences
b) handle any type of beat down on the old girlfriend
c) will also be a witness if old girlfriend tries to act psycho
there are SO many reasons NOT to deal with crazy chicks, and all of the solutions involve getting newer, better chicks. much like a defective computer product, you DO NOT try to sit and diagnose a defective motherboard or girlfriend - simply RMA and send that shit back to the manufacturer.... let her parents deal with her stupid ass. chances are, she'll eventually cave in and become a stripper, just like the rest of the lost and confused girls who take good guys for granted.
_fin
ixfxi
11-13-2007, 06:57 PM
http://youtube.com/watch?v=xsMcAabtqeA
ah yes, the beauty of the dollar bill
legacy927
11-13-2007, 07:10 PM
what a dumb way to die.....
fliprayzin240sx
11-13-2007, 07:46 PM
He prolly died cuz the cat attacked him cuz it had to take shiet and you got this orangutan sticking thru the door...I would have pissed and pooped on the guy if I was the cat.
LimitedEdition
11-13-2007, 07:49 PM
haha, i love the random vid.
pussy ass way to die. like mike said, i would just put the fucking window out.
qwikspool
11-13-2007, 08:00 PM
thats a messed up to way to die.
motorsnail
11-13-2007, 08:37 PM
LOL!! Thats only somthing a stoned white dude would do see how she just smiles when he did it!! She liked it I would have hit that shit dudes a rookie:nono:
Farzam
11-13-2007, 08:52 PM
Hahahahahahahahahahahaah
What a bitch
I woulda bicycle kicked through the wall into the living room
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