Florida people, care to explain?

[WERDdabuilder]

Cops from Florida's Collier County have created a bit of a shitstorm stir by declaring that local high school kids are getting high on fermented "fecal matter and urine", known as "Jenkem", or "Butthash"

According to The Smoking Gun, the memo itself - issued by Lieutenant Al Ganich - is real enough, and a shocking read it makes too.

It explains: "The fecal matter and urine are placed in a bottle or jar and covered most commonly with a balloon. The container is then placed in a sunny area for several hours or days until fermented.

"The contents of the container will separate and release a gas, which is captured in the balloon. Inhaling the gas is said to have a euphoric high similar to ingesting cocaine but with strong hallucinations of times past."

Good Lord. The memo continues: "Once ingested the onset of the high takes approximately 10 seconds with the most severe hallucinations happening in approximately 20 minutes. Several articles indicate that the subject immediately passes out after ingesting the gas then regains a magical/hallucinogenic state within seconds of regaining consciousness.

"The high has been described by subjects as a feeling of 'being out of it' and talking to dead people. The feeling of being 'out of it' may last for several hours or days. All subjects who used the Jenkem disliked the taste of sewage in their mouth and the fact that the taste continued for several days."

bongRIP anyone? no pun intended. ah ha.

[Unholy S14]

HAHAHAHAH that explains it

[ManoNegra]

Just say no kids... crack is wack.

[k's_silvia2.0]

If i caught my kid with a bottle of shit and piss I would send his ass to the psyc ward.

[azndoc]

I just listed a bottle of my shit and urine for sale on egay.

To those interested.

I had arizona ice tea all day, eggs with tomatoes, rice, ribs, small squids, and tofu.

Starting bid $0.99

Get on it people.

[fliprayzin240sx]

Damn whats next to get high off? Sucking your dogs ass-hole???

[LongGrain]

wow, thats amazing....

[tacotacotaco]

haha its like smoking your ancestors. Your prolly talkin to the cow you prolly shit out.

[eastcoastS14]

hahaha kids are so fucking stupid....hey come here and huff a balloon of my ass gass...chances are the kids that are doing that shit are totally fried anyway, the kids who show up to school all tweaked out like its cool and pass out in their desk by fourth period lol


but seriously what ever happened to huffing good old paint thinner?

[extra-made garage]

one guy on our local radio station keeps mentioning this word..people are like Jenga??.. and he's like "No Jenkem!" Now I finally know what it is.

[steve shadows]

This is why Im a libertarian.

Just give them the fucking drugs and monitor it.

jesus h.

[WilloW]

Why in the fucking hell would these morons smoke shit that is called "Butthash", the name alone should be enough to keep away. LOL.

[prang11]

MMMM Shit....


Thats fucked up.

[02BRB20]

I heard smoking catnip gets you high

like $5 for a 8 lbs bag?

[VROOOM]

next thing you know taking a shit will get you 25 to life.

[Pank]

I cant wait till people figure out you can get high by punching your self in the nutsack or something. Inhaling shit gas? why not just fart in a ziplock bag?

[Max_PSi]

Thank god I like beer.

A LOT.

[usdm180sx]

Damn. Crack from the crack. Florida UBER FAIL haha

[fromxtor]

I've spent most of my life in SW Florida and never thought I would hear of something like this.

[ESmorz]

How desperate do you have to be?

I mean you can get like 1.7g's of premo hydro hybrids for 20 bucks... in cali anyways haha...

[D1GP]

http://www.totse.com/community/showthread.php?t=2013870

LMFAO. check out the trading cards. they make me laugh and want to throw up profusely at the same time.

[2ilvia]

lol at comments at this link

(pics inside) http://flux64.wordpress.com/2007/06/16/jenkem/

[xamraci]

WOW

Thats freaking amazing!:cj:

[s13poop]

lol

poo and pee

:keke:

[wootwoot]

Fuck you guys. It isnt that bad its a good solid high.

[iwishiwas-all*]

yo, another reason why florida fails besides weather, girls and football.
Other than that the state sucks.

[jeeper_x]

Just say no kids... crack is wack.

for real!...crack is wack, it's all about about cat's piss and shit :barf:

[qwikspool]

getting fucked up on shit and pee. wow its just amazing how they come out with things to get high. just say no.

[BustedS13]

yo, another reason why florida fails besides weather, girls and football.
Other than that the state sucks.
weather
girls
football?
white sand
the serene gulf, clear blue water
gulf shrimp
destin
sarasota
cocoa beach
orlando
miami
THE KEYS
the highway that connects the keys
pork sandwiches
deep sea fishing
the complete lack of uppity shitheads (see: socal)

yeah, flordia sucks LOLOLOLOL!!!!

best part: i don't even fucking live there. i do, however, vacation there.

[MegasquirtCA]

Dont forget we have no emissions too which automatically makes it better than Cali.

[B Love]

HAHAHA WTF. I wonder how much time it takes them to get the poo in the bottles

[BustedS13]

Dont forget we have no emissions too which automatically makes it better than Cali.

oh, i was just stating positives. florida being better than cali is just a bonus, i guess.

[johngriff]

its debatable: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jenkem

But, florida is humid.

Sweaty, screw that.

[deolio]

i read a different article on this. it said it is also called "leeroy jenkins" of WOW/youtube fame. the "drug" originated in Africa. your life must suck pretty bad if you are willing to get high off your shit...

[wootwoot]

weather
girls
football?
white sand
the serene gulf, clear blue water
gulf shrimp
destin
sarasota
cocoa beach
orlando
miami
THE KEYS
the highway that connects the keys
pork sandwiches
deep sea fishing
the complete lack of uppity shitheads (see: socal)

yeah, flordia sucks LOLOLOLOL!!!!

best part: i don't even fucking live there. i do, however, vacation there.



ahah! Sarasota made the list f you bitches! home town what. Emissions being able to have fast illegal cars doesnt matter when there arent fun roads to drive on though =(

Stupid flat landscape

[kouki_s14]

dam who comes up with this crap? no pun intended either lol

i wonder what the hell was going on in the guy's head who first tried it.

[SR240DET]

ahah! Sarasota made the list f you bitches! home town what. Emissions being able to have fast illegal cars doesnt matter when there arent fun roads to drive on though =(

Stupid flat landscape

you just need to go out into the country parts! Their is a place (ok its a parking lot) about 2 hours from destin where i can do some spirited driving, and setup cones to dial in my suspension. Cops usually show up, but they dont care just as long as im not selling meth.

[02BRB20]

The gulf is the worst, I would never leave the EC to live there. Red tide in the water and it smells like papermills

I would live in the panhandle though, cheap as shit and lots of empty waves.

and yes FL is the football capital of the world, baseball too (lets just say sports all together).

[Grendel]

dam who comes up with this crap? no pun intended either lol

i wonder what the hell was going on in the guy's head who first tried it.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/406067.stm

I think thats where it started... saw that article a little while ago on 4chan or something

[used240sxparts]

ya florida does fail.... I hate it here, boca raton FTL! come on who said football capital of the world? dolphins 0-8 come on....

[shmiddy]

what ever happened to good old pot? idk about anywhere else but its pretty easy to score some pot here in ny and for cheap, why would someone resort to sucking on gasses that came from fermented shit thats been sitting in the sun.....

........oh god i almost gagged just then...........

but back to the point

thats fuckin sick

[Devil Man]

i live in collier county (naples) and have not herad of any of this, trust me there is nothing here to report so they would have had a shit stew with this story. i did hear about this from kids in western eruope or so.

[sky53line]

I live in Collier as well....Im ashamed...thats fucking disgusting...

[Devil Man]

I live in Collier as well....Im ashamed...thats fucking disgusting...

that didnt happen here....

[rps13drift]

Haha! Me and my co-workers were discussing this 2 days ago! What i want to know is who is the fucking scum bucket that figured out you could get high off your own poopy and pee-pee?

[steve shadows]

Long Beach CA is called Stink Town

It smells like death most of the time after rain/fog then hot mid day.

mmmmmm

Because of rampent over crowding in parts of LA, there are places they just stench of Feces, let's just say we are bing "over populated"

cough

Traffic grows exponentailly shittier each month as you see more and more fucked trucks with plates from "other" countries and lawn equipment.

Its almost not tolerable, but I plan on moving to Irvine soon.

[sky53line]

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/graphics/art3/1105072jenkem1.jpg

[Gnnr]

Florida people, care to explain?

Yeah, its Collier County. :keke: sorry sky53line and Devil Man. lol

[downshift_sideways]

Hey lets all go meet up in our cars @ the park, and pass the bottle around!

Who's game?

[VROOOM]

damn, i would rather smoke a fat blunt then inhale shit. see what happens when weed is illegal. people start inhaling shit. the war on drugs leads to shit sniffers.

[BustedS13]

damn, i would rather smoke a fat blunt then inhale shit


i've got a good feeling 99% of the world would agree with you. that's like saying i'd rather find five bucks than get my dick chopped off.

[Saltman]

damn, i would rather smoke a fat blunt then inhale shit. see what happens when weed is illegal. people start inhaling shit. the war on drugs leads to shit sniffers.


Hahahahahaha. I agree and I don't even smoke weed. Just Legalize it. People already kill themselves with cigarettes...

[Farzam]

Wow

Is that a joke

Srsly

I'd rather buy a dimebag and a peach white owl.

[k's_silvia2.0]

Wow

Is that a joke

Srsly

I'd rather buy a dimebag and a peach white owl.

Wow they still sell dimes in NC?

[VROOOM]

port-a-potty's are now called jenkem houses

[89dc240]

Wow they still sell dimes in NC?

What?!? You can get one anywhere, it's just more economical to go bigger. :bigok:

Anybody call the number on that bulletin. I printed it off for my GM who doesn't believe me, lol. Firewall won't let me look at those other links. Just would like to validate it. He was just like, "no, that doesn't happen."

[deolio]

how would they even make that illegal?

28th ammendment to the constitution:
"No persons may smell their own fecal matter after fermenting it in the sun for several days"

[k's_silvia2.0]

What?!? You can get one anywhere, it's just more economical to go bigger. :bigok:

Anybody call the number on that bulletin. I printed it off for my GM who doesn't believe me, lol. Firewall won't let me look at those other links. Just would like to validate it. He was just like, "no, that doesn't happen."

Well here in cali only big bags get picked up.:bigok:

[Dirty Habit]

Wow

Is that a joke

Srsly

I'd rather buy a dimebag and a peach white owl.

My white owls are burning kinda slooooooooowwwwww...

But, I prefer vanilla.

[sl4ck3r]

wheres the supporting article link?

[B Love]

Maybe you would get high if porta potys diddnt have those vents.

[VROOOM]

Maybe you would get high if porta potys diddnt have those vents.


duct tape :bigok:

[rps13drift]

Who wants to inhale some butt hash and talk to dead people? Im down! LOL!

[B Love]

duct tape :bigok:


And now I have to duct tape every porta poty I see. ahah Mass Jenkem parties rofl

[89dc240]

Or, Maybe just duct tape every portapotty you see for the hell of it. Like, ever see one on a jobsite, where they're basically assembling a small town? All kinds of dudes use them things. You'd have to wait until they cleaned it, then put the tape on as soon as they leave so every deuce dropped in there, all day or however long it was til they cleaned it again, would linger in there and knock some muther fuckers unconscious.

[B18C5MK1]

oh man... this thread has gone to shit. pun intended.

[B Love]

Hhha It prolly wont work. Since they put that blue stuff into the porta pottys

[DRavenS13]

Didn't someone get a Darwin award for dying from their own gas???

[Saltman]

I looked it up on www.urbanlegends.about.com and this is what I found to be the most important:

Unreliable sources

It is plain to see that directly or indirectly, the author of the Collier County Sheriff's bulletin based his or her presentation on faulty Internet sources, borrowing photos from a message board posting that was later admitted to be hoax, and quoting invented "facts" from a Website noted for its far-out satirical chicanery. At bottom, the only thing demonstrably true in the bulletin -- insofar as it has actually been reported in usually-reliable sources -- is the claim that Jenkem, a homemade drug consisting of the fumes of fermenting sewage, originated in Africa.

Are kids in Iowa, Washington, or Florida doing it? I really, really doubt it.

Full article: http://urbanlegends.about.com/library/bl_jenkem.htm

Also, just reading the “slang” terms for it kind of sounds ridiculous. And when you were that age, would you have thought that sniffing your own excrements was “cool”? I would have thought that was absolutely disgusting!