grandma beat my car with a scooter...

[deolio]

one night my firend(mike) tried to bail out on a bet. i parked my sister's car infront of his so that he couldn't leave. after trying to maneuver his car to get out he started freaking out saying that he had work in the morning and all this other bull shit. i gave up and tossed the key to him and walked into my house. a couple minutes later mike comes in the house yelling "move the fucking car". my grandma stepped in and asked what was going on, so mike explained it to her. I told her what had happened, but she didn't believe me for some reason. she threatened to hit my car with a scooter that was by the garage. i thought she was joking because she usually says things like that in a joking manor.

i was looking for the key on the ground since mike said he never saw me toss him the key when i her "whack". i turned around and just watched my grandma beating my car with the scooter for a couple of minutes. i didn't know what the hell to do. after another minute of staring, mike spotted the key and i moved the car. she finally stoped hiting my car after mike got his truck moved.

my grandma never apologised or anything, but did tell my mom she would pay for the damage(don't know why she didn't tell me...), but i refused. so that's my story and mike still hasn't followed through on his bet loss.

here are the pics:

http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c400/mexfoodisgood/DSC00175.jpg
http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c400/mexfoodisgood/DSC00174.jpg
they look like just scratches, but it's all fucked. i'll just wait till i feel the urge to widebody it... if that ever happens...

[Pank]

what the FUCK is wrong with your grandma

[ripnbst]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH. This story rules, posi rep for your grandma. Get her on the board.

[azndoc]

So your grandma got mad at you and she pwned your car for not moving it out of the way for your "friend."

Wow.

My grandma hit my car with her car once.

I couldn't say anything because, well she's my grandma what the fuck do I say.

[BustedS13]

my grandparents are all dead. my car is safe.

thank god

[SHIFT_*grind*]

I was coming home in my old S13 once, driving through my neighborhood. I stop behind this ancient Filipino man with his Altima stopped in the middle of the street, and wait for a few seconds. He starts to slooooOOOoOOooOoowly kind of move out of the way. When there's finally enough room for me to get by, I drive past him, and he honks at me!! So I give him the finger, and he stomps on the gas and flies up behind me at the next stop sign. I look back and he's out of the car, pulling something out of the back seat. Scares the shit out of me at first because it looks like a shotgun, until I realize it's a cane.

He canes his grumpy, grizzled old ass over to my car, "Why you give me birdie?!!!!" "Because you honked at me for no reason...?" "Are you going to get out of your car and fight me?!!" :tweak: "Uhh.....no, I'm not." Then I drive away.

Old people are crazy.

[mrs.drift33]

hahahahahahahah funny!!!! and she the the quarter panel too.. she knew what she was doing... lol

[w0nderbr3ad]

lol you had that shit coming. my grandparents aren't sane either.

[jackjack]

PWNT.........................

geez thats harsh bro.

[k's_silvia2.0]

Wow grandma & "Mike"FTL!!!!

[exitspeed]

Your grandma is a straight up bitch. Sorry dude. You'r either leaving some details out or she's just a crazy nutcase. Who in their right mind would do that in that situation? Only your crazy ass old grandma appearently.

[Hooorahh!]

my grandparents are all dead. my car is safe.

thank god
lol thats messed up haha
anyways wow ! what can u say to that i would just look at her and be like wow ! :keke:

[Daniel.]

my grandparents are all dead. my car is safe.

thank god




me too. sigh.

[deadpirate]

holy crap

luckily one of my gandmothers can barley move..the other dosent even talk to our family and the 3rd(grandpa divoce/remarried) lives in utah..my car is safe..for now

[IIIXziuR]

This story is awesome
Super WTF moment

[Matej]

Take her to court.

[jackjack]

jack her dentures and hold them till she pays.........jk

[kyoru]

damn dude your grandma is straight gangster beating on your car in front of you haha

[VROOOM]

old people are awesome, my old nextdoor neighbor used to call the cops on me for trying to break into her house with a circular saw singing christmas carols. she was crazy

[BustedS13]

me too. sigh.

i'm going to assume that's a sigh of relief. i'd like to see my grandmother beat on my car, she'd have to dig through six feet of dirt first.

[steve shadows]

So your grandma got mad at you and she pwned your car for not moving it out of the way for your "friend."

Wow.

My grandma hit my car with her car once.

I couldn't say anything because, well she's my grandma what the fuck do I say.


you punch her in the face duh

[upSLIDEdown]

posi rep for your grandma. Get her on the board.


ROFLMAO!!!!!!

[steve shadows]

Honestly, I don't care which familiy member of mine it is, if you break or have a fit and fuck something up that you did not give me, that I actually worked for myself and paid for and slaved for, then you are going to have to own up to it in a way that is not very happy or fun.

Like paying me back in cash or I will return the favor to you.

I mean I guess if that happened to me, I would take the scooter out of her hands, grandma Im sorry (as she looked back at me with a blank dead soul less stare) walk over to her car and bash out all the fucking windows with the scooter, then move away from grandmoas and sleep in my car on principle of it all.

[S13SilviaGirl]

LMAO...damn g-ma!

[Agamemnon]

Your grandma is a straight up bitch. Sorry dude. You'r either leaving some details out or she's just a crazy nutcase. Who in their right mind would do that in that situation? Only your crazy ass old grandma appearently.

Seriously!

Time to put her in a home! ASAP!

[Tops*]

Now that's a dick move if I ever saw one. Grandma be straight gangster lol.

All my grandparents live in Japan. My dad's dad used to drive a Skyline back when I was a young gun. That's what's up.

[Farzam]

I would fuck her up...seriously, fuck that!

Just cause your old doesn't mean you can't feel the pain train!

[unwed_transient]

kick your grandma's ass.

with the same scooter.

[2ilvia]

yeah my grandmas are in Russia, they beat on cows and stuff too, its no different

[Nismoknightska-t]

hahahahahahahah funny!!!! and she the the quarter panel too.. she knew what she was doing... lol


hahha yea she did..


thats the worst spot on on the whole car to fuck up

[projekt_s13]

I remember a thread a while back about some old man calling the cops on him saying he was on the old mans roof.

[B18C5MK1]

i wish you would have taken pics of granny beating your car. lol. or a vid would be even better. good story tho. haha +1

[xblack240x]

LOL Widebody time... Just kidding but this is a funny story... I'm lucky my grandma never got her driver license and the rest of my grandparents arent in cali... My car is safe :rofl:

[Neejay]

Dude...wow. I don't even know what to say.

[maxgohan]

i would probably get so mad that i would purposely drive my car into the tree (do it very fast) in the middle of my lawn and leave it there

damn, i'm crazy

[deolio]

meh. i don't mind it so much. it just gives my car all that much more character and a good conversation piece. it's also a bit of revenge...

[eastcoastS14]

haha such a good story to tell lol

that seriously is crazy as hell tho hahahahah I dont even know what i would have done if i saw that lol

[SochBAT]

Man this story fucking sucks.

WTF was the bet?

[EricDET]

HAHAHA... I expected some joke or pun in here that would be mildly funny at best.... But OMFG!!! I would pay to see granny going at your car like Tiger Woods.

[deolio]

WTF was the bet?

he just bet that my other friend wouldn't boardslide a rail first try and mike said that if he did, he would loose his virginity to a nasty slut of my choice... dumb bet, which is why i left it out...

[NiSmOKnIghTsRBS14]

wow sucks, REALLY FUNNY THO hehe :)

[Vision Garage]

Zilvia has agreed that your grandma is crazy. I mean why would she do such a thing? I would think that she would beat on your friends car for trying to run out of hte bet.

[Farzam]

he just bet that my other friend wouldn't boardslide a rail first try and mike said that if he did, he would loose his virginity to a nasty slut of my choice... dumb bet, which is why i left it out...


FS boardslide or BS?


If it's BS...easy street.

If it's FS...easy street for anyone who doesn't suck at skating.

[breakindrifts]

what the fuck kind of redneck family are you from? lol wow

sucks about your car

[!Zar!]

Is your grandma hot?

Post pics.

[Saltman]

This thread is awesome. LOL. Gotta love the crazy grandparents. My great grandma was born in 1900 and when we were kids she was 90yrs old. Lived to 106. She started getting a little crazy around the upper 90s and pulled a gun on us once cause she forgot who we were and thought we were trying to rob her or something. Scared the bejeezies out of us. We didn't know that she even had a gun. Grandmas are gangsta.

[Tops*]

FS boardslide or BS?


If it's BS...easy street.

If it's FS...easy street for anyone who doesn't suck at skating.

So this is skating? Well damn...I'm guessing this is street if you were taking bets on first try.

Too bad this weren't snowboarding.
If it's BS...easy street x100. Have to at least nose cancel 270 or blunt 270 if it's some street rail.
If it's FS...easy street x100. Might as well pretzel out or do everyone's favorite blunt 270.

Funny bet though either way though lol.

[swift_style]

Is your grandma hot?

Post pics.

LOL! I would like to see also.

And I bet you're looking for an ugly slut for Mike as of this moment huh?
Pick one of them old ladies on the streets that don't have any teeth and draggy ass boobs. :D

+1 for the story.

[Dirty Habit]

This could be the best thread ever.

[SHIFT_*grind*]

My great grandma was born in 1900 and when we were kids she was 90yrs old. Lived to 109.

1900 + 109 = 2009...

......

[silviaz]

wow this is not funny at all... your grandma is crazy...

[ManoNegra]

Can't wait till I get old... walk out slinging poo out of my depends like a chimp at the zoo.

[bizzman]

[quote=Farzam;1629624]FS boardslide or BS?


i know just the slut, its my ex girl..lmao

[deolio]

FS boardslide or BS?


If it's BS...easy street.

If it's FS...easy street for anyone who doesn't suck at skating.

it was only on flat, but it was on a realy tall rail.

my grandma is crazy, but we're all crazy together. she just sits in front of the tv and watches home shoping network all day, that's bound to drive anyone a little insane...

[Hooorahh!]

wow i once had my grandma chase me down with her brom when she was sweeping a clean spot .. she also thought i was trying to steal something i guess so i ran out my lil brother was comming in and she hit him in the head haha thats was funny .. she even slapped my mom once cause she didnt recognize her ...

[SW20Racer]

fuuuuuck grandma. time to start stealing her shit that holds any value and using it to pay for you car. if she starts whining about her stuff missing just blame it on the "hooligans down the street"

[Saltman]

1900 + 109 = 2009...

......


Woooow. Caught me slipping. Can't count today for some reason. Hahahaha. I meant she lived to be 106. Just flip the 9 upside down. LOL. Sad but you're the only one that noticed. Thanks. Fixed it. :keke:

[deolio]

grandma's coming home next week:ugh: through christmas better hide my car.

[B Love]

No grandparents to bang up my cars :)

[jskateborders]

jack her dentures and hold them till she pays.........jk
Or replace that denture goop with crazy glue:mrmeph:

[DaPCWiz]

lol crazy story. Doesn't look horrible tho. Attack it with some rubbing compound to clean off all those white marks and then maybe some paintless dent remove if you want to pay for it...