Early Friday Humor

[RedSuns]

http://www.bash.org

it is a bunch of archives of conversatons that took place on AIM/ICQ...blah...blah...blah

[Titan]

Uhh... like sheep or goats? &nbsp;<img src="#/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/huh.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':huh:'>

[RedSuns]

*blank stare*........huh?<img src="#/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/confused.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt='???'>?<img src="#/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/confused.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt='???'>?

[RedSuns]

check the site out....you will fin funny stuff I SWEAR!!!!!!!!!

[DrDubbleB]

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"><Hiroe> he was dressed as a big fuckin devil
<Hiroe> like, HUGE costume
<Hiroe> 8-foot lizard wings, giant horns on the head
<Hiroe> at some anime con in california
<Hiroe> they were double booked with a southern Baptist group in the same hotel
<Hiroe> he's riding the elevator down to the con space
<Hiroe> doors open, little old baptist woman standing there
<Hiroe> he just says "Going Down" in his best evil voice</td></tr></table><span id='postcolor'>

LOL....good stuff! <img src="#/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':D'>

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"><kow`> "There are 10 types of people in the world... those who understand binary and those who don't."
<SpaceRain> That's only 2 types of people, kow.
<SpaceRain> STUPID</td></tr></table><span id='postcolor'>

OMG...that one's even better!!! Of course, that could be because I'm a big giant geek...

[RedSuns]

soooooo funny................everyone needs to check out the entire site!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!

[DrDubbleB]

I wonder why when I copy and pasted, it didn't paste the names...

[Kreator]

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">superwoman: I had a boyfriend once that made me suck him off while I had a mouthful of beer.
GrandCow: HAHAHAHA that was me bitch!
superwoman: DANNY?!?!?!
GrandCow: MOM?!?!?!?!</td></tr></table><span id='postcolor'>

Aaaaaa .... shit i spilt coke over the fuckin keyboard <img src="#/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':p'>

P.S. Bubble, i think < > stands for some command or something just lik [ ]

hehe, IRC ownz j00 <img src="#/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/smile.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':)'>

[SR20Fastback]

hahah this one is pretty good


</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"><glome> Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?!
<content> glome stole the cookie from the cookie jar!
<glome> Who me?!
<content> Yes you!
<glome> Couldn't be!
<content> Then WHO?!!
<glome> Woody stole the cookie from the cookie jar!
*** glome has been kicked by DrWoody (fuck you i didn't touch the motherfucking cookie, bitch)</td></tr></table><span id='postcolor'>

[MasterOFDrift]

"<studdud> what the fuck is wtf"

hahaha so funny

"<Opcode> i was gonna call 911...but i was downloading a file"

hahaha

"<KK-> shydawg I am sweating like R. Kelly at a girl scout meeting"

hahahah whew this site is great



<img src="#/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':p'>

[RedSuns]

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">superwoman: I had a boyfriend once that made me suck him off while I had a mouthful of beer.
GrandCow: HAHAHAHA that was me bitch!
superwoman: DANNY?!?!?!
GrandCow: MOM?!?!?!?!</td></tr></table><span id='postcolor'>

i laughed so hard with that i got yelled at while at work.........painfully funny....

[Kreator]

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">CrazyDe: some dude on ebay is threatening to sue me for copyright infringement
Guilty: Did you claim to be the Real Slim Shady?
</td></tr></table><span id='postcolor'>

lol

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">::: [email protected]: _YOU ([email protected])
~ _YOU HAVE RECEIVED A FATAL ERROR, PRESS ALT + F4 TO REPAIR THIS IMMEDIATELY
::: [email protected]: _YOU ([email protected]); ...
::: [email protected]: BlueBold ([email protected]); Leaving
::: [email protected]: ic3d ([email protected]); Leaving
::: [email protected]: CoolJeff4 ([email protected]); Leaving</td></tr></table><span id='postcolor'>

lofl. that's a classic <img src="#/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/smile.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':)'>

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">FyNXeR: Pardon my spelling... but I'm from Sweden
sumbody: pardon my accent, i am from southeast asia
DrMonkey: pardon my shotgun, i'm from west virginia</td></tr></table><span id='postcolor'>

[Kreator]

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">VicViper: My last girlfriend was cute, but then I found out she was a rom, so I had to dump her.</td></tr></table><span id='postcolor'>

LOFL! (rom = read only memory)

[RedSuns]

so funny it hurts!!!!

[JpS]

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">*** civicsi was kicked by Raegen (KK: go away jason)
civicsi is [email protected] * Jason Preston
civicsi on #cars
civicsi using irc2.lightning.net Toca's Miracle
civicsi End of /WHOIS list.
*** civicsi ([email protected]) has joined #cars
<civicsi> uhhh
<civicsi> HOW DID YOU GET MY NAME?
<Tokae> we are l33t
<Darn> haha he hacked you
<KK> shutup jason
<civicsi> how did you do that?
<Tokae> you will be fuct over jason if you act out of line.
<KK> Mr Preston
<civicsi> I hope you know that I have logs of all hacking attempts
<civicsi> and I WILL forward them to the DOJ

</td></tr></table><span id='postcolor'>
lmao

[RedSuns]

don't quite understand that one?<img src="#/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/confused.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt='???'>??

[Titan]

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"> * ab is away - gone, if anyone talks in the next 25 minutes as me it's bm
being an asshole -
<ab> HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS </td></tr></table><span id='postcolor'>

LMAO!!

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"> <ckx> women ask for it
<ckx> they act all old and mature
<ckx> and then you stick your cock up their ass
<ckx> and they get all bitchy
<ckx> "I"M ONLY 13, I'M ONLY 13!!!" </td></tr></table><span id='postcolor'>

Haha <img src="#/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/hehe.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':hehe:'>

[Foxcolt]

* Ozak-shower hugs everyone
* Solinus runs from ozak
<Ozak-shower> oh shit
* Ozak-shower is now known as Ozak-Clothed



LOL!! That is FOOKING!! Hilarious. HAHA.

Good work Johnathan this site rules. I want to be an IRC nut again.

[kextyn]

ROFL

<Donut[AFK]> HEY EURAKARTE
<Donut[AFK]> INSULT
<Eurakarte> RETORT
<Donut[AFK]> COUNTER-RETORT
<Eurakarte> QUESTIONING OF SEXUAL PREFERENCE
<Donut[AFK]> SUGGESTION TO SHUT THE FUCK UP
<Eurakarte> NOTATION THAT YOU CREATE A VACUUM
<Donut[AFK]> RIPOSTE
<Donut[AFK]> ADDON RIPOSTE
<Eurakarte> COUNTER-RIPOSTE
<Donut[AFK]> COUNTER-COUNTER RIPOSTE
<Eurakarte> NONSENSICAL STATEMENT INVOLVING PLANKTON
<Miles_Prower> RESPONSE TO RANDOM STATEMENT AND THREAT TO BAN OPPOSING SIDES
<Eurakarte> WORDS OF PRAISE FOR FISHFOOD
<Miles_Prower> ACKNOWLEDGEMENT AND ACCEPTENCE OF TERMS