Hitman

[mehsilvia]

http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t282/mehsilvia/hitman.jpg

http://www.hitmanmovie.com/

Fuck yeah. Saw previews months ago and forgot all about it.

Movie looks sick! Mark your calendars bitches.

[Unholy S14]

big fan of the games, the movie isnt doing anything for me.

the original director was gonna do big things with it but thats not gonna happen now.

and the guy playing 47 is way too small

[Tenchuu]

yeah how i am supposed to believe some 12 year old whelp is a mad hitman?

[jackjack]

i'm looking foward to this. hopefully it dosent suck ass. hollywood blows.

[projekt_s13]

I always thought if they made a hitman movie that the dude from the transporter was Gonna play 47, I think he is a dead on look-a-like to 47

[azndoc]

Yeah I'm looking forward to it.

But hopefully it'll be a least somewhat decent.

[jrmiller84]

Game was awesome, unfortunately the track record for video game movies isn't. I'll go see it for sure, but I won't be expecting anything phenomenal.

Hopefully it'll prove me wrong.

Is it 47 that calls his guns Ebony and Ivory or is that Dante from Devil May Cry? Ultra bad ass.

Now that I think of it, THATS a game movie they need to make (and not screw up), Devil May Cry.

[ilovecoupes]

Looks decent. Im also a fan of the game.
I never thought the porno directoer in "The Girl Next door" would play agent 47.

I always thought if they made a hitman movie that the dude from the transporter was Gonna play 47, I think he is a dead on look-a-like to 47

Agreed.
Jason Staham would have been a much better choice.

[jackjack]

i think he pulls it off..... dosent even have to talk that much anyway. he's a hitman.

http://www.thehollywoodnews.com/artman2/uploads/1/hitman_5.jpg

[mehsilvia]

i think he pulls it off..... dosent even have to talk that much anyway. he's a hitman.



Kinda my thought.

And i agree, Jason Statham (transporter) would have been a better fit. But now hes got this "badass chauffeur" image thing, which ruins the whole "hitman" concept.

[jackjack]

^thats what i'm thinking. too much of a badass image. hitman has to look semi normal. not "oh shit who's that guy?....he looks like he's ready to ripp someone's head off." lol

[mehsilvia]

and whats suspect about a "12 year old whelp", with a tattoo - lol

[azndoc]

Who the fuck is that chick in the background.

More info on her.

[allntrlundrgrnd]

damn just watched the trailer on the site looks pretty badass

[xcusememisswyn]

Movie looks badass.

I can never expect a lot with video game -> movies.

That way no matter what you get, its usually pretty badass.

[jackjack]

chick in the background - olga kurylenko

http://i.imdb.com/Photos/Events/4765/OlgaKuryle_Pimen_8683892_400.jpg


http://www.toxicshock.tv/news/wp-content/uploads/hitman_still1.jpg

oh noes......vin diesel - executive producer :ughd:

[status:one]

Jason Statham just needs to never try an American accent in a movie again, he sounds like such a twat.

Loved the Hitman game, can't see this movie doing that well though. Was the game even really that big?

[k's_silvia2.0]

I hope they dont F it up like other video game flicks.

[DRavenS13]

I thought Vin Diesel was supposed to be 47?

[SochBAT]

He looks too much like a panzy to be ahitman.

We need someone weathered.

A Young Clint Eastwood woulda been badass.

[mayco_86]

That chick in the backround is super hot. But anyways the movie might be good.

[jackjack]

I thought Vin Diesel was supposed to be 47?


oh noes :mepoke:

i think it was a rumor at one point

[kyoru]

Game was awesome, unfortunately the track record for video game movies isn't. I'll go see it for sure, but I won't be expecting anything phenomenal.

Hopefully it'll prove me wrong.

Is it 47 that calls his guns Ebony and Ivory or is that Dante from Devil May Cry? Ultra bad ass.

Now that I think of it, THATS a game movie they need to make (and not screw up), Devil May Cry.

thats Devil May Cry, I too felt that guy from Transporter would play the role as Hitman. Judging by the other video game movies, this one will suck ass.

[azndoc]

Found more pics of the girl.

http://img158.imageshack.us/img158/7355/medolgakurylenkofhm1wk4.jpg
http://img509.imageshack.us/img509/7154/medolgakurylenkofhm2of7.jpg
http://img158.imageshack.us/img158/6089/medolgakurylenkofhm3dh4.jpg

[opponheimer]

This movie kicked ass.

[lflkajfj12123]

i want to see it

is it worth my weak wallet?

[opponheimer]

i want to see it

is it worth my weak wallet?


Yeah, I thought it was going to be a joke, I really did, I'm the type of person that criticizes everything about any movie that is based on something. I actually hated the game, but the movie, this movie was very good, definitely worth the $ if you have the $8-9.00

And you see that chick's tits.

[motorsnail]

$8-9.00

And you see that chick's tits.

Thats all you gotta say around here!!!:hsdance:

[mehsilvia]

Bought "Live Free or Die Hard" special edition, got FREE Hitman ticket :hsdance:

Great movie overall, some scenes (where Timothy Olyphant talked) could have done without.

Great tits too :naughty:

[LimitedEdition]

very well worth the cake.

i loved it. chick is fine too. well worth the cash to she her tits.

i give it :bigok:

[2iv0 sx]

Movie was tight! Good action flix

And you'll see more of the chick in the film :naughty:

[DrIvEsldEwAyS]

movie is def. worth seeing i enjoyed it.

[ALEXTHESUS*PECT]

movie is entertaining when you remember that it is from a video game and vin diesel is the exec producer!

overall entertaining and yes..... nice tits!

[jackjack]

plot was confusing/chopped/rushed. action and camera work kicked ass though. if you kick back and relax, you'll enjoy it. i think olyphant did a good job.

[steve shadows]

isnt vin diesel gay?

[Unholy S14]

ok so i went to see it, it was ok but not good.

was too bland IMO and sometimes very corny. Really didnt have much to it but the fight scenes were good.

[1Via!]

The movie sucked, imo. It was somewhat entertaining, but it sucked as far as being a movie goes. I had a hard time getting past the complete lack of plot connections. It had plenty of violence and action and whatnot, but was poorly put together, and the story was drivel.
I really dont get when people say, "this movie is very good," what they actually mean. As far as thoughtful content goes, there was none. There was zero plot continuity, and so on and so forth.

It was a mindless, plotless shooter movie with well shot action scenes and a bangin naked russian chick.

[Unholy S14]

yea gotta agree.

most of it took in russia and they had to put titles on it every time.

[motorsnail]

.

It was a mindless, plotless shooter movie with well shot action scenes and a bangin naked russian chick.

Sounds like a highlight at the top of a porno movie..I wait for it to be up for rent so I can vent in private:coolugh:

[89dc240]

Saw it tonight. I love guns so I was pretty happy with the movie. Bellicoffs little brother with the two machine guns: awesome


hotchicks boobies: priceless

Plus I saw the last ten minutes of miami vice with that fun shootout right before the movie, so I went in with a good attitude.

Oh, and I never played the game.

[fliprayzin240sx]

Hmm...wonder if theyll censor the boobies here when i see it on base...

[TheWolf]

it really wasn't all that great... seemed long and drawn out.. no direct point..

[emersonLP]

Reminded me of the Bourne Identity, but the plot was more hurried and kind of lame. I rate movies based on when I would see them: I give this one a matinee with friends. Thats a generous rating in my book.

[bwake 5]

saw it last night as well

great movie
hard to understand at some points
that chicks tits werent that good, i really dont see what yall are talking about.
i like the main actor, he did good in this movie

[89dc240]

It's the tits coupled with the accent really. Does it for me every time...

[cc4usmc]

Saw it the other night, could have picked a better 47. But other then that...awesome.

[Edgar]

This movie was fucking awesome.

"Shut up!, or you will go back in the trunk" LMFAO!

[240love]

i never played the game so i didnt really get it...why were all those hitman gonna shoot each other??? but that chick was fine

[SochBAT]

Im curious about the movie now.

I hope he doesn't act like a dickhead faggot. because that'd be gay.

[bwake 5]

i liked the main actor

[DRavenS13]

I don't know what movie most of you saw, but that shit sucked donkey balls.

There was no real character development. There was nothing exciting really. It was just him trying to take care of that chick, and her following him around. The only thing they seemed to get right was the fact that he took a vow of celibacy and that's why he didn't touch her when she was all drunk, but they never said that.

They leave too much for the viewer to have to assume. Not everyone has played the game, so there has to be some kind of story development.

I thought it was a crappy movie, and I'm mad that I spent money to see it.

If I ever see that guy that played 47, I'm gonna sock him in the eye and get my 10 bucks back.

[HalveBlue]

I went and saw the movie, having no knowledge of the game series other than the fact that I knew it existed, and not really expecting too much of it.

I actually liked it.

It wasn't the best movie I've ever seen, but it definitely wasn't the worst one, either.

Overall, I'd say wait for it to show up on DVD.

[ghambino]

I thought it was great for what it was. It was all setup to have a part II. Thats why some people have issues with the plot. I agree with the above poster, it reminded me of the Bourne series too.

Is the guy playing the Hitman like 5'6" in real life. The whole time I thought the cameras were angled to make him look much bigger than he really is.