PDA

View Full Version : donating a testicle

EJ253
10-25-2007, 03:38 PM
can you really get $10k for one of your balls?
anyone heard anything about this? cuz if i can get a prostetic one i wouldnt give a shit

...unless it greatly effects my chances of having a kid. and i wouldnt be surprised if it does... maybe i should wait till after i have a kid/kids


that do you guys think?
ThatGuy
10-25-2007, 03:41 PM
You are 18 years old. Find other ways to make money.

BTW, your little comment in your Sig is spelled wrong.

I'm not afraid to spell things correctly.

Your - Shows Possession
You're - "You are"
exitspeed
10-25-2007, 03:42 PM
can you really get $10k for one of your balls?
anyone heard anything about this? cuz if i can get a prostetic one i wouldnt give a shit

...unless it greatly effects my chances of having a kid. and i wouldnt be surprised if it does... maybe i should wait till after i have a kid/kids


that do you guys think?

You could, but a prosthetic one costs $12 grand, so...
azndoc
10-25-2007, 03:42 PM
I say what's on my mind.

Look at my rep.

Fuck them if they can't take a joke.
EJ253
10-25-2007, 03:43 PM
thatguy:
i can only have 100 characters. not enough room for "you're"
I figured the message is the same.
ThatGuy
10-25-2007, 03:46 PM
Or, you could not list the cars you no longer own, since they make no difference anyway.
EJ253
10-25-2007, 03:49 PM
eh, i like my sig. ill probably change it in a few days cuz i cant stand having the same profile stuff for a full week
jackjack
10-25-2007, 03:53 PM
10k for my balls??? yessssssssssssssssssss
EJ253
10-25-2007, 03:53 PM
10k for one...
Tops*
10-25-2007, 04:30 PM
......I <3 my balls.

You had a WRX and your SN is EJ25, I don't get it.
Shouldn't it be EJ20?
jackjack
10-25-2007, 04:39 PM
......I <3 my balls.






:keke: ......................
eastcoastS14
10-25-2007, 05:14 PM
ha probably not.....Id have to seriously be strapped for cash with bookies threatening to kill me if i didnt pay them or something like that. and lol at 12k for a prostetic nut....I say just throw a bouncy ball from the 25cent machine at the grocery store in there, whose gonna know....Only postive side to this is maybe if you got hit in the nuts it wouldnt hurt at all....which would be pretty sick
02BRB20
10-25-2007, 05:36 PM
danngggg 10k per ball?

finna start deboing balls from guys.

madddddd chedder biscuits
daryl337
10-25-2007, 07:17 PM
heh... Go to the places where the make unichs.. see if you can get testi-donations $$$$$$$$$ :D
projekt_s13
10-25-2007, 07:44 PM
So i have 20k chillin' between my legs? SWEET!!!
89dc240
10-26-2007, 07:47 AM
Damn, I could use ten grand. Where do I sign up, lol.
Saltman
10-26-2007, 07:54 AM
Hahhaa. Are U guys serious? If they said that you could get 50k for your dick, would you still be as enthusiastic?




I can't believe this thread... Well actually I can cause 240 owners are poor. I got my car by being a jiggalo (sp?) so I need my boys.
IIIXziuR
10-26-2007, 08:03 AM
Hey if you don't use it, you lose it.
Might as well sell it...
Dirty Habit
10-26-2007, 08:08 AM
You should go for it. Totally.
zaneithan
10-26-2007, 10:30 AM
some people on here should just donate both of them to do the world a favor and not reproduce (baka sama comes to mind...)
jackjack
10-26-2007, 10:51 AM
i'm in......... lets do this.
Farzam
10-26-2007, 06:31 PM
I had testical surgery. It cost me $4k.

If they'd add that to the price i'd get for my nut i'd consider.

My nads are awesome.
WERDdabuilder
10-28-2007, 03:07 AM
ha probably not.....Id have to seriously be strapped for cash with bookies threatening to kill me if i didnt pay them or something like that. and lol at 12k for a prostetic nut....I say just throw a bouncy ball from the 25cent machine at the grocery store in there, whose gonna know....Only postive side to this is maybe if you got hit in the nuts it wouldnt hurt at all....which would be pretty sick

maybe you should sell your black one...:keke:
Matej
10-28-2007, 03:22 AM
Testosterone makes you go bald, get rid of both, hurry!
PhilthyS13
10-28-2007, 03:23 AM
I heard that if you lose one ball, the other grows to compensate for the lost one. So you have one big ass nut.

My friend's dad is a uniballer, that's where I heard that. It could be bs, but I find it amusing. Like that chick in total recall with three boobs.

Besides, why would they pay 10 grand for your nut? They have stockpiles of baby batter stored in sperm banks for much cheaper.

I wonder if they'd steal my nuts if I die because I have a donor sticker on my id. Or...you get drunk and wake up in a motel bathtub full of ice and as soon as you are relieved to see that you have both kidneys, you find out you have an empty sack.
Matej
10-28-2007, 03:29 AM
I heard that if you lose one ball, the other grows to compensate for the lost one. So you have one big ass nut.
Ahahahaha +repz!
5t341tH
10-28-2007, 03:31 AM
^^ lol that made me laugh
LB.Motoring
10-28-2007, 03:41 AM
danngggg 10k per ball?

finna start deboing balls from guys.

madddddd chedder biscuits



naw, start collecting hobo balls.

Cashhhh moneyyyyyyyyyyy
jfc3po
10-28-2007, 11:17 AM
i thought it was like 100k each....
drift freaq
10-28-2007, 11:26 AM
man this thread is gay.
S13Leprechaun
10-29-2007, 01:16 AM
ive heard from numerous humans that it was 50k each... if so, thats really something to thihk about when you tuen like.. 30?! lol.
projekt_s13
10-29-2007, 01:58 AM
ive got a weird question, if you donate your testicle and it produces sperm for the new host is it your sperm or theirs (since the testicles produce the sperm).

Lets say a Black guy donates his testicle and a white guy acquires it. He then has a child, would the kid be black? I know it also depends on the other person genes. I donno why this just popped in my head, lol
S13Leprechaun
10-29-2007, 02:00 AM
it would be.... wait... what? fuck.. idk.. confusing.. k im done thinking about testicles.
wootwoot
10-29-2007, 02:21 AM
10k? I'll pay 10k to have 3 balls. Get girls pregnant by looking at them
boogerlovers
10-29-2007, 02:26 AM
10k? I'll pay 10k to have 3 balls. Get girls pregnant by looking at them
lmao!!!
(msglngth)
Nachtmensch
10-29-2007, 03:12 AM
Hey if you don't use it, you lose it.
Might as well sell it...
well i use mine.

too bad i wasnt born with 3 nuts though. imagine the free money :coold:
jackjack
10-29-2007, 11:45 AM
well i use mine.

too bad i wasnt born with 3 nuts though. imagine the free money :coold:


imagine the mr2 with 10k in it :D
B18C5MK1
10-29-2007, 12:31 PM
ive heard from numerous humans that it was 50k each... if so, thats really something to thihk about when you tuen like.. 30?! lol.

humans? as opposed to what? hearing it from dogs? lol
S13Leprechaun
10-29-2007, 02:27 PM
humans? as opposed to what? hearing it from dogs? lol

well, nowadays, theres humans, and people that think they are humans that apparently dont have a brain...
theronin
10-29-2007, 10:04 PM
uc davis will pay u 50k for a healthy testicle.
projekt_s13
10-29-2007, 10:25 PM
uc davis will pay u 50k for a healthy testicle.

How much for some beat up ass testicals?
jfc3po
10-29-2007, 10:34 PM
How much for some beat up ass testicals?

lmao....what constitutes a "beat up ass testicle"?

Certified Pre-Owned testicles for sale....NO CREDIT? NO PROBLEM!