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RJF
10-24-2007, 08:04 PM
Kenyan Monkeys Make Lewd Gestures at Women
Wednesday, October 24, 2007

Who's a cheeky monkey?

Kenyan officials are not sure how to handle a troop of rude monkeys that's been making lewd gestures at women, London's Daily Telegraph reports.

"Can the [tourism] minister deploy game rangers ... to deal with the monkey menace?" pleaded local representative Paul Muite in Kenya's national parliament last month, to accompanying laughter. "These creatures have clearly shown that they have no respect for women."

Gichuki Kabukuru of the Kenya Wildlife Service told the Telegraph that monkeys and baboons commonly harass women, gesturing at them and touching their own private parts.

"Even in our camps," he explained, "when men are out on patrol and the monkeys see women and children, they will become very naughty and make lewd signs at them."

Residents of the Kabete region south of the capital, Nairobi, say women harvesting crops have taken to dressing as men to avoid being bothered by the perverted primates.

qwikspool
10-24-2007, 08:07 PM
:wackit: horny monkeys

SochBAT
10-25-2007, 01:16 AM
I kinda wanna see what the monkeys do.

I think it'd be kinda cool.

ayuaddict
10-25-2007, 02:12 AM
thats awesome.

89dc240
10-25-2007, 08:22 AM
Wow, that's cool. Better than the monkeys in Costa Rica that open up your backpack and steal your lunch and shit. Damn monkeys, lol. Yeah though, can we get som pics or footage of the lewdness, haha.

supad0rk
10-25-2007, 08:31 AM
We must not stop them! It's evolution in progress!

vvtisupra
10-25-2007, 09:55 AM
another example of humans abusing the actions of nature. If i was a monkey and people were encroaching on my space, I'd throw shit at them.

jackjack
10-25-2007, 10:48 AM
ahahhahahaha thats crazy. smart little bastards.

projekt_s13
10-25-2007, 10:52 AM
if was a monkey i would grab me some "tig o bitties"

Ninjabread
10-25-2007, 10:52 AM
Ya you aint never seen a baboo in a zoo.

Horny little suckers.

Farzam
10-26-2007, 06:16 PM
How do I adopt one of the monkeys?

HalveBlue
10-26-2007, 06:38 PM
I think we can all agree that Global Warming is the cause of this outrageous primate behavior.

DOOK
10-26-2007, 06:41 PM
"Al Gore may not have invented the internet, but he did invent Global Warming"

-my favorite T'shirt EVA

Matej
10-26-2007, 06:55 PM
Cool, I want to be an undercover park ranger.