Gold Digger Perhaps?

[theronin]

http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/doc/rnr/439179541.html

the response she gets is simply fantastic.

[Nizzan4u2nv]

Someone needs to slap that hoe.

[HalveBlue]

Fucking classic.

Hmm...I need to look into "leasing" a girl. :naughty:

[atom]

The response was epic. LOL

[Antihero983]

"depreciating value" HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

:Owned:

[Phoenix_95]

That was the greatest response that could have been given for that garbage CL post.

[dirtdiggler666]

dude give that guy 100+ rep points, that shit was soooooooooooooooooooooooooooo funny but so true.
dumb bitch:loco:

[max2damax]

"What are you looking for in a mate? Be honest guys, you won't hurt my
feelings "


hahahah, I wonder if she knows what that is.!!

[drift freaq]

The guy definitely is a Wall Street trader and a good one. hahahhahahha. The only thing he left out, was a point about her missing the value portion that would make a long term investment really worth while.
Which is if she had a real personality and was not vain and superficial than the deprecating value of her looks would not matter.The investment quality of her personality, could make her a possible long term buy.
Though lacking that she is a lease option at best. A short term buy. In the investment world short term buys are risky at best.

[kyoru]

"depreciating value" HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

:Owned:

so good haha, i loved the part where he said he would probably make more money where as she would not get any better looking

[kandyflip445]

That war freakin awesome. I like how he says he's up for a lease at the end. lol

[illvialuver]

I couldnt see any of the response but all I have to say is this.
any person who expects there mate to make a certain amount of money , should only be allowed to expect as much as he or she makes, because if they just want to sit on there ass at home while someone else brings home the bread, than they need to kick rocks, or do ANYTHING the bread makers says.

[Flipzide]

i laughed, hahahahahah.

[HalveBlue]

...if they just want to sit on there ass at home while someone else brings home the bread, than they need to kick rocks, or do ANYTHING the bread makers says.

That's how I get my girlfriend to do sexy time. :naughty:

[azndoc]

"In the poker game of life, women are the rake. They are the fucking rake." -Worm

Don't get me wrong I love women. I just hate stupid gold digging lazy ass women who rely on their looks than their own achievments.

The guy's response was perfect.

I hope she read that and realized what a dumbass she is.

[SDS13COUPE]

Props to that guy. Well put. "Pump and dump"

[qwikspool]

wow just wonderful. she set herself up for that. what a dumb bitch.

[cgtdream]

wow just wonderful. she set herself up for that. what a dumb bitch.

The setup couldnt of been more classic...stupid bitch :fawkd:

[DRavenS13]

Chicks like her make real ass women look bad. I hope she gets AIDS.

[TiNMAN]

I hope she gets AIDS.



HAHA.. A I D S! !!

edit: and how about some S A RS SSS !!! ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!

[Phlip]

Man, that guys response was among the best I have EVER seen on Craigslist to date.

[swiftdrift]

personally, i would like to see a pic of this bitch..... but wow... that is definitely some lmao craigslist material!

[HalveBlue]

Chicks like her make real ass women look bad. I hope she gets AIDS.

AIDS you say, eh?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=piChUkmYjVI

[240meowth]

i worked for a multi-millionaire once with his own start-up company that he made for fun, because he enjoy doing that type of things. and the advice i got from him was, "just hire a hooker, she'll always stay 18." I thought it was funny, we laughed... later he divorced his wife and married a girl younger than his oldest son... and his son was in college (aka early 20's)

[theicecreamdan]

who the fuck tries to meet strangers ANYWHERE wanting to get married?

Looking on craigslist for a wife or husband is like looking on craigslist for Nigerian royalty looking to give away their inheritance.

[ixfxi]

Okay, I'm tired of beating around the bush. I'm a beautiful
(spectacularly beautiful) 25 year old girl. I'm articulate and classy.
I'm not from New York. I'm looking to get married to a guy who makes at
least half a million a year. I know how that sounds, but keep in mind
that a million a year is middle class in New York City, so I don't think
I'm overreaching at all.

I like her forward yet, sympathetic attitude. She's not spectacularly beautiful, she just thinks she is. Truth is, she's probably just like most women - average. Any woman who thinks she's MORE than average, needs to look in the mirror when she's bloated, not wearing make-up, and on her period.


Are there any guys who make 500K or more on this board? Any wives? Could you send me some tips? I dated a business man who makes average around 200 - 250. But that's where I seem to hit a roadblock. 250,000 won't get me to central park west. I know a woman in my yoga class who was married to an investment banker and lives in Tribeca, and she's not as pretty as I am, nor is she a great genius. So what is she doing right? How do I
get to her level?

I love it... "Central Park WEST" it sounds so nice. I love how people think that once they achieve a certain goal, that they're greedy desires will come to an end. This is just the beginning of a woman who is a selfish bitch. Anyone who marries this cunt, will get his ass opened 10-fold. No wonder she's wasting by the wayside...

- Where do you single rich men hang out? Give me specifics- bars,
restaurants, gyms

Most rich guys are introverted nerds. They dont go out, they dont exercise, socialize - and they eat shitty food.


-What are you looking for in a mate? Be honest guys, you won't hurt my
feelings

Again, being introverts.. most rich guys are far too busy jerking off watching porno on the Internet. The ones that arent introverts, are typically married and enjoy fucking their mistresses on the side. Its one of the by-products of fucking with rich men.


-Is there an age range I should be targeting (I'm 25)?

Oh yeah, get ready to suck on some old-man penis, baby! Old rich guys love stupid 25 year old skanks. I hope you like dick that looks like 2 raisins and a sock.


- Why are some of the women living lavish lifestyles on the upper east
side so plain? I've seen really 'plain jane' boring types who have
nothing to offer married to incredibly wealthy guys. I've seen drop dead
gorgeous girls in singles bars in the east village. What's the story
there?

Because they're not sluts.


- Jobs I should look out for? Everyone knows - lawyer, investment
banker, doctor. How much do those guys really make? And where do they
hang out? Where do the hedge fund guys hang out?

I love how sparky learned a few catch-phrases! I can see her saying "Note to self, memorize words: doctor, lawyer, banker, hedge fund, stock, bond."


- How you decide marriage vs. just a girlfriend? I am looking for
MARRIAGE ONLY

...and most guys, just wanna fuck.


Please hold your insults - I'm putting myself out there in an honest
way. Most beautiful women are superficial; at least I'm being up front
about it. I wouldn't be searching for these kind of guys if I wasn't
able to match them - in looks, culture, sophistication, and keeping a
nice home and hearth.

No, most beautiful women are stupid - not superficial. There's a difference...

[babowc]

rofflecakes.
funny shit, epic response.
lolol

[Farzam]

Man I fucking love the internet.

[2ilvia]

so its been a while and she finally posted a lame reply (hey i just stumbled upon it, i dont really care)

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/nyc/445962092.html

[DRavenS13]

Her "boyfriend" probably wrote it for her- the person that wrote that reply is definitely NOT the same person the wrote the OP.

[SexPanda]

Lol.

Hey baby. 1m 19, I live with my dad, I make about 700 a month, and I drive an 89 240sx... But I will treat you right!

damn if only that sounded as sexy as I want it to.

[DRavenS13]

Still sounds sexier than, "I play video games for a living, I'm single with 2 kids, I drive a 18-year-old car and I sleep on an air mattress!".

[SexPanda]

Actually that doesnt sound too bad... I too slept on an air mattress. Then I got myself a real one... A real uncomfortable one. But it works. And whats wrong with an 18 year old car? Cars are like wine...

Wait, no they arent. Damnit.